The Boyfriend Return Policy

"Name."

"Xu Du."

"age."

"thirty."

"Profession."

"doctor."

……

Xu Du's face was expressionless, and he dealt with the question of the lady in the window with a somewhat unlovable attitude.

Perhaps because his expression was too miserable, the young lady couldn't help asking: "Sir, are you sure you want to accept the rights and interests of the country's distribution objects?"

Xu Du really wanted to shake his head, the ghost knows what ghosts and goblins he will be assigned to, but with Mr. Zhuang around, he can't shake his head, even if he escaped today, there are still countless days and nights.

From now on, he can only persuade his juniors in the forum: If you find a major well, you will find a partner more easily!

Miss: "Okay then, give me your ID card, family register, education certificate, and medical report."

Xu Du handed over the certificate with tears in his eyes: "Miss, when will the result be available?"

The lady smiled politely: "The result will be available in 3 minutes, but it depends on when your match will arrive."

Xu Du was taken aback when he heard the words: "It means that I will know who she is only when she arrives?"

"Yes." The lady smiled. "The same is true for the other party. We will notify your matching partner as soon as possible. When the other party arrives, you can go through the marriage formalities."

Xu Du nodded in a daze, and when he sat in the rest area of ​​the lobby of the Civil Affairs Office, his whole body shrugged, feeling like he had really handed himself over to luck.

What kind of object will he be assigned?

If it is matched according to his information, what is the most suitable occupation for a doctor?Nurse?female doctor?But don't be in the urology department, otherwise the two of them will talk about indescribable parts when they return home.

To be able to accept the allocation, he must be not too young. It doesn't matter how old he is, but he must never be assigned to him who is dozens of years younger. He doesn't have any special addiction to year-end love.

His appearance was also recorded in the file by the computer. Xu Du raised his phone and saw his own face faintly on the screen. Xu Du was not bad looking, and he was also a young and bright young handsome guy when he was studying.

He stays in the hospital and at home all the year round, doesn't go out much, his skin is fair, and when he wears a pair of glasses, he is praised by his bad friends as a gentle scum.

If it was assigned according to the material, he probably wouldn't be assigned to the one that looks terrible. He doesn't want to grow into a fairy, as long as he doesn't look like Sister Feng.

Teacher Zhuang has only one requirement for him: to be alive.

Xu Du felt that his requirements were not that low at the time, but now that he sits here and thinks about it, it seems that his requirements are not too high: live, don’t be urologists, don’t be Wangnianlian, don’t be the same style as Sister Feng. .

"Oh—" Xu Du covered his face, it was really difficult for him.

It was gloomy outside the window, and the rain was pattering. Sitting here, he didn't look like a person about to get married, but like a prisoner waiting for trial.

Xu Du was still in a deep negative mood, and the broadcast was playing in the entire hall without any dead ends: "Please Xu Du, after hearing the broadcast, go to window 3 as soon as possible, please Xu Du, after hearing the broadcast, please go to window 3 as soon as possible." Go to window No. [-], please allow me..."

Xu Du pulled his face out of his palm, full of doubts.

So fast?

Don't you want to wait for that person to come?

She came with a rocket?

Could it be that he has a rich woman next to him?The rich woman who bought rockets?

Xu Du had fun in his bitterness and made himself laugh.

The broadcast was playing non-stop, and the people sitting in the hall looked at each other, Xu Du had no choice but to get up, and strode towards the No. 3 window.

Before the person reached the window, he saw a man standing outside the window. The man was tall, his body was tightly wrapped, half of his face was covered by a camel scarf, his hands were in his pockets, his standing posture was a little tense, and he could vaguely feel the popularity. Bad field.

Also to match the object?

Xu Du looked at him and blinked. Although he couldn't see his face, he didn't look much different from his figure.

Could it be that, like him, he has a job that is not easy to find a match for, and then his mother overwhelmed him?

As a miserable little person who was also crushed by his old mother, Xu Du couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic towards him, he stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation: "It's okay, I'll line up, you go first."

You first……

You first……

Every word is stimulating the rage cells of Zhou Jixing, and his reason can still be pressed on his head, telling him that it is not good for him to make a fuss here.

Zhou Jixing gritted his teeth and took a step back.

When Xu Du came over, Zhou Jixing had seen him, his eyes widened suddenly behind the sunglasses, he was dressed in nondescript clothes, his hair was still up high, no matter how he looked, he was not a decent person, the most important thing was , Zhou Jixing recognized a man at a glance.

He couldn't tell whether it was anger or shock. No matter how much he was arguing with his mother these days, his mother was pressing him hard with this matter, as if he was going to die.

After talking and talking, Zhou Jixing finally agreed to accept the state's allocation, because at least he still has a certain probability that he can have a clean life in the future.

Zhou Jixing doesn't like anyone, he can marry anyone, as long as he is quiet enough, but... how high the psychological construction Li Ge built for him yesterday has collapsed in an instant.

Xu Du watched him take a big step back without saying a word, and clicked his tongue in his heart.

Weird.

Xu Du turned his head, looked at Miss Window, and said, "Miss, I feel like I just left."

The lady smiled: "It's like this, Mr. Xu, we just informed the person you matched with and found that he happened to be there too. You are really destined, and you will definitely have a good relationship for a hundred years."

Xu Du: "No, don't deal with these fake things, what about people?"

The young lady smiled and said, "Didn't you just talk to him?"

Xu Du: "!!!"

There is an old saying: "Suddenly looking back, that person is in a dimly lit place."

Xu Du suddenly looked back, the man was still a man, the scarf was still a scarf, and he was still tall.

"No! Are you sure!" Xu Du's whole body was instantly struck by lightning, pointing at himself and then at that person, "We are both men, how can we get married? What kind of partner?"

The lady said very sincerely: "Although I am also very surprised, the result displayed by the system is indeed the case. We can only act according to the result of the system."

Xu Du: "No, the computer will be stuck one day, you can configure it again!"

Xu Du couldn't speak anymore.

What's the matter!

The lady's words were official and her tone was calm, trying to calm Xu Du down: "We can understand your current mood very well, but we did try more than once. After the results came out, we re-matched you three times, and all three times Three different computers, or less than 0.1% chance of a bug."

"Big brother." Xu Du tightly grasped Zhou Jixing's arm as if grasping the last straw, "I can't accept it, I can't accept it at all, and you can't accept it either!"

Zhou Ji Xingxing talked nonsense.

He looked at the person in front of him from head to toe, and he didn't recognize that it was Dr. Xu who complained to him in the car for a long time a week ago. pull him up.

Xu Du turned his head again: "Miss, you can change someone for me, I really don't want to choose, now I can match me with Sister Feng."

The veins on Zhou Jixing's forehead were throbbing.

Xu Du was still fighting for the last hope for himself: "Two big men get married! I'm straight! Steel straight!"

Miss: "Sir, please calm down..."

Before she could finish speaking, another gentleman had strode in front of Xu Du, and pointed his middle finger directly in front of Xu Du's eyes: "It's as if no one is straight! I'm straight too! Aluminum alloy is straight!"

Well, the anger of the two of them rushed directly.

Xu Du pushed Zhou Jixing forward with a straight face: "You're still so close to me! You gay!"

Zhou Jixing was pushed with a puzzled face: "Who are you calling gay?"

Xu Du word by word: "Who knows who knows! Of course I don't discriminate against homosexuals, but please find someone of the same kind? Don't harm others here!"

Zhou Jixing sneered: "It's you who is pretending! Did you mention that you are gay in the information! Come here to find a gay wife! You old man is shameless! Look at what you are wearing, it sounds nice The point is colorful, directly point it is a turkey!"

Xu Du was so angry that she was his own mother anyway, so she gave up the sleep time and specially set it up for him. He raised his chest forward: "What's wrong with my clothes? It's unreasonable to make trouble, why don't you?" Look at yourself, you're so wrapped up, are you shady or something!"

Zhou Jixing: "You..."

Xu Du put his hips on his hips: "What are you! You think you are a big star! You don't look like a face! Don't be a criminal! How could the nine-year compulsory education teach you such a scum!"

The two of them completely abandoned their usual face.

who I am?unimportant!

where am I?unimportant!

I have to kill this guy on the other side!Don’t kneel down and call Grandpa, I’ll let you know how Conquest was written with blood and tears!

Miss: "Gentlemen! Stop arguing! Calm down!"

This kind of thing happens from time to time here. Most people don't care what kind of goods they are, and they are not satisfied with what they are assigned. It is usually like this. If a sentence or two are wrong, they will scold the eighteen generations of ancestors of the other party.

Fortunately, the two of them hadn't fought yet, so the young lady breathed a sigh of relief.

As soon as she let go of her breath, "I fuck you" resounded through the hall, and Xu Du punched Zhou Jixing hard in the face.

Zhou Jixing stared angrily, he was a person who relied on his face for food, yet someone dared to fight with him, well, the two of them escalated from a quarrel to a fist fight, and those who could do it would never move their mouths.

Miss: "Stop hitting! Stop hitting! Security guard! Security guard!"

Several security guards came in a hurry and forcibly separated the two, their faces were stained.

Xu Du didn't know how much hair gel he had used to get his hairstyle completely ruined, Zhou Jixing's sunglasses were broken, and the scarf was ripped to the ground...

After the two were pulled apart, they still kicked their legs vigorously, as if they could win by giving each other another kick.

The lady stood between them: "Two gentlemen, calm down! If you have something to say, speak up, we are all civilized people, so why make it so disrespectful."

Xu Du: "He spoke first!"

Zhou Jixing: "He did it first!"

The two spoke in unison, and the tacit understanding was such that Miss didn't know what to say: "..."

She sighed: "Stop fighting, you guys calm down, okay?"

Both of them turned their faces away, and carried out their disdain for each other to the end.

The lady took a step back, and was about to persuade her again, when Xu Du suddenly widened her eyes and said in surprise, "Rooster comb!"

Zhou Jixing was taken aback when his name was called out, and looked seriously at Xu Du's face, which was unbelievable: "Doctor with brain damage!"

Xu Du: "..."

Day of the week: "..."

Their current mood can be summed up as——

Xu Du: Urgent!I was matched with a big star who watched chrysanthemum a few days ago, and what if I got into a fight!Wait online!

Zhou Jixing: How does it feel to be married to a black fan who has seen her chrysanthemum!