The Boyfriend Return Policy

Coming out of the hospital, Zhou Jixing's hairstyle was ruined by a gust of evil wind. As soon as he got in the car, he tore off his glasses and masks and threw them into the car in annoyance.

Brother Li, the manager, has long been used to Zhou Jixing's behavior. He has to pay attention to his words and deeds when he is outside, laugh when he is angry, laugh when he is speechless, and laugh when he wants to jump up and hit someone. Where there are no outsiders, he has a violent temper.

Brother Li handed him a bottle of water: "Little ancestor, who messed with you again? How is the result of the inspection?"

Zhou Jixing opened his two long legs, and his whole back was pressed on the leather cushion. He changed his generous demeanor in the hospital, his face was raised, and he was so angry that he gasped. After a while, he seemed to have strength. In the end, I threw it at Brother Li, and the film was thrown crackling.

Brother Li took a look: "Fortunately, it's not a serious illness."

Zhou Jixing rolled his eyes to the sky. He looked like a completely different person from the hospital: "This is a monster, my father is dressed like this, and I can still recognize it! If you recognize it, you will recognize it. If you can see it, don't tell it." What! I don't want to lose face!"

Brother Li couldn't help laughing. He persuaded Zhou Jixing to see his butt for at least half a month. Fortunately, it was Zhou Jixing's own butt that hurt. Yesterday, Zhou Jixing finally couldn't take it anymore and said he wanted to go to the hospital.

He chose the hospital by himself. He said that it was where he got the spanking needle when he was a child. If he had to find a place to see his butt, he might as well choose this.

The assistant was not allowed to take him with him, so he just went in alone. It is normal for someone to recognize him when Zhou Ji is so angry. Fortunately, he has already taken care of it in advance. Zhou Ji went to the hospital to see the chrysanthemum. It will not be passed on.

Brother Li: "Okay, this is only one time, I told you, eat less spicy food in the future, don't eat hot pot early in the morning, let's go, I will take you to eat something light."

"Is this what I'm angry about! You don't know what kind of doctor I met..." Zhou Jixing counted with Li Ge, "Don't tell me you're late, I didn't even apologize for coming, just read my case Shan, pretend not to know me, my God, do you know what he said?"

Zhou Jixing imitated Xu Du's tone and demeanor at that time: "I have the same name and surname as a celebrity."

Brother Li laughed.

As soon as the imitation was finished, Zhou Jixing immediately resumed his disgusted expression: "When I came up, I pointed it out. I didn't touch the place myself. His big face is so close, I can see it all."

"Me! Actively cooperate! Didn't say anything serious! The result! The result!" Zhou Jixing pounded his fist on the palm of his other hand, making a loud bang, "I took the checklist and looked for him inside. He was chatting with the nurse with a playful smile on his face. Do you know what he was talking about? He said that I was dressed like a parrot, and my hat was like a cockscomb. I could barely see that it was a rooster with a cockscomb. I jumped like a turkey and swaggered in front of people. You can't even eat it!"

Zhou Jixing gritted his teeth, and Brother Li couldn't help laughing.

Zhou Jixing: "Parrot, parrot is better than him, at least he can speak a few words of human language, and he can dance like me. Just like his monkey, the clown looks good..."

Brother Li: "Okay, okay, Heizi, you've seen a lot, so don't take it to heart."

Zhou Jixing crossed his arms, looked at the roof of the car and rolled his eyes.

Thanks!Thank you for your size!Finally, don't let him meet this person again!

Brother Li started the car and drove forward steadily: "By the way, your mother called you again, so let me get over it."

Zhou Jixing: "Don't pay attention to her."

Brother Li sighed: "It's not something I don't care about. You'd better deal with it quickly. In this circle, if there is any black material, the ship will capsize. How many artists are eaten by the family. What they said, Regardless of whether it’s true or not, the media and the audience take it seriously, they’re just trying to make fun of it, and you’re done.”

He knows a few things these weeks. It has not been easy for him in the past few years. He has lost a large number of old fans during the transformation. Without the protective clothing of traffic stars, he has to hang the word morality on his face all the time. Small things are magnified by tens of thousands, scolding you bloody.

Zhou Jixing was scolded a lot, so he slowly learned to be good, at least know how to play outside, and play the role of a gentle gentleman.

When Zhou Jixing thought of his mother, he frowned, he knew what his mother wanted to do, and while despising the filth of the entertainment industry, he reached out to him for a lot of money.

She was afraid that Zhou Jixing would marry someone she didn't like, and if she took care of the money, it would be difficult for her to ask Zhou Jixing for money in the future, but she also knew that Zhou Jixing would not be able to marry the person she chose, so she wanted to withdraw from each other. One step, tossing around a few weeks a day to go to the Civil Affairs Office to assign objects, at least there is a 50.00% chance that it will be in her favor.

It's tiring enough to act every day for a few weeks, and he still has to deal with his mother. He really doesn't know how long he can last.

Zhou Jixing closed his eyes tiredly, and said in a faint voice, "Got it."

……

There are some things that can be avoided past the first day of junior high school, but not the fifteenth day. Xu Du ran around the community and the hospital for several days in a row, and deliberately refused to answer his mother's phone, just to avoid Teacher Zhuang.

It's a pity he was caught in the end.

He had just come back from duty that day, autumn was here, and the ginkgo trees on the green belt of the community would drop their leaves as soon as the wind blew. As soon as I plugged in, I saw Comrade Zhuang wearing an emerald coat not far away.

Xu Du immediately turned his head and ran away, feeling sorry for Mr. Zhuang, who was the man he was back then, and could not run farther than his early fifties. Mr. Zhuang grabbed his ear and dragged him all the way: "It hurts, mom, I hurt... "

Teacher Zhuang grinned with a sneer: "It hurts? I thought you didn't have ears, and you ignored my words, didn't you? Run, run again, and see how I run after I break your leg!"

"Mom, slow down. You seriously suspect that what you teach is not Chinese, but a physical education teacher. To be honest, is Liu Xiang's personal student?" Xu Du lost face all the way, and finally stuffed him broken house.

As an ordinary man, his room kept the informality it should have, which directly raised Comrade Zhuang's anger by two levels. Xu Du felt that the headline in tomorrow's newspaper would be like this: Surprised!The community staged the murder of the mother and the son!Is this the annihilation of human nature or the loss of morality!

"Mom, I was wrong." Xu Du squatted on the ground obediently, pulling his ears, "I really realized my mistake."

Teacher Zhuang signaled him to continue with a condescending look.

Xu Du: "I shouldn't have refused to answer your phone call, I shouldn't have walked west when you said to go east, I shouldn't have found you a satisfactory daughter-in-law in my thirties, the most important thing is that I have always You shouldn't have never transferred to another department!"

Teacher Zhuang: "Nine o'clock tomorrow."

"Oh." Xu Duchang sighed, "Mom, you know, that thing may not get you a good daughter-in-law, what if you get a math teacher again? Don't you argue with my dad all day long?" ?”

Teacher Zhuang looked at him, slowly bent down, and touched Xu Du's face. At that moment, Xu Du felt the brilliance of maternal love: "Son, when you were in your life, I think you must be worthy of a fairy. Well, the princess can do it, after 27, I think it's almost enough, you two are happy together, and now, I just ask..."

Xu Du looked at her, watched her lips move, and said two words: "Alive."

Xu Du: "..."

Mom!Your son himself doesn't have such low requirements!

Probably because he was afraid that Xu Du would run away again, Mr. Zhuang simply kept him here and helped him clean up the kennel.

Of course, mothers are like this, and while tidying up, they will nag on you at the same time, so that Xu Du's ears are calloused, and she is not tired of those few words.

"Mom." Xu Du hugged the bed sheet his mother tore out, trying to change the topic between mother and child, "I met a big star a few days ago."

Mr. Zhuang buried his head in cleaning up the trash in his room, and the soda cans were smashed on the floor: "Which big star? I showed you, it's not a physical problem."

Xu Du: "Mr. Zhuang, you can't be prejudiced against such a necessary organ as the chrysanthemum, she is a little constipated."

Teacher Zhuang: "A little constipated, how about forcing him to see a doctor at your place?"

Xu Du: "..."

Seems to make sense...

"Well, it's just a little bit more than 'a little'." Xu Du clamped his fingers together and separated them slightly, "And that's not the point! I mainly think that this person is the same as It was so different from what I had imagined.”

Mr. Zhuang: "You have the time to think about celebrities, but you don't have anyone to find a partner?"

Xu Du: "..."

As a real mother, can't you see that my inability to find a partner is not a matter of time at all?

Teacher Zhuang: "Feel good, or not feel good?"

Xu Du threw the quilt into the washing machine, turned over and lay back on the sofa, embraced a pillow, and clicked his tongue: "Okay, he is very polite, gentle and generous, I decided not to insult him again in the future." gone."

Teacher Zhuang straightened up suddenly, looked at his worthless son, and sneered: "Let's go a few days a week."

Xu Du straightened his back: "Huh? Mom, how do you know?"

Mr. Zhuang: "I will never forget that my son was drunk and brought back by his colleagues, saying that he was beaten and drunk by female colleagues during the cosplay week at the annual meeting."

Xu Du: "...Mom, you know too many buzzwords."

……

The arm can't twist the thigh. In his family, Teacher Zhuang has the first position and has been standing for many years. His father and his decision-making power are not as useful as what his dog said, so the next day, Xu Du insisted on giving it to him. Teacher Zhuang wrapped it up like a gift.

Xu Du is at least five years younger. He wears a hip-hop style oversize hoodie + black bottoming straight-leg pants. He also has to wear a pair of black leather Martin boots. Put on makeup, if Xu Du hadn't resisted to the death, he would have even put on eyeliner.

After the torment was over, Mr. Zhuang sent him to a taxi.

Of course, a strong caveat comes with it.

After getting in the car, Xu Du called his father for help. Teacher Xu reluctantly listened to his appeal, and then told him earnestly: "Son, listen to your mother and go obediently. If you don't go, you are not the only one who will die. Ah, and me, the old man."

Xu Du: "..."

The autumn rain outside the car window slid across the car window and was covered with a thin layer of mist.

If it doesn't rain for half a month, if it has to rain today, nothing good will happen!

Xu Du clutched his chest, let's see, let's see, if he insisted on complaining about others back then, retribution must come.