The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du's firepower may not have been so strong before: "I sincerely wish you a longevity than Epiphyllum, you are infertile and have children, you have 3456 and no 7 in Doudizhu..."

In the end, he said lightly: "Oh, look at my memory and I see you as a human being again."

The person on the other side of the phone has already gritted his teeth: "Xu..."

"Hehe." Xu Du hung up the phone like a triumphant general, regardless of what his mother said, "I care about you?"

Cao Xi, who was watching the whole process, swallowed heavily: "Du'er, how are you doing..."

Xu Du just got angry, now he is refreshed, his brows are raised: "I'll take care of him."

Cao Xi: "But...Although I don't know much about your situation, that one seems to have a bad temper."

Xu Du: "If I have a bad temper, I will be afraid of him? I owe him?"

Cao Xi listened: "That's right, but if he really wants to do something to you, you can call me, we are not afraid of wearing shoes with bare feet!"

Xu Du was throwing his non-stop ringing phone into his pocket, pretending he didn't hear it: "Never mind him, he can't call me anyway, when he finds me, I'll be gone already."

Cao Xi was relieved to see that he had regained some of his usual expression, it's amazing, now he's even a star in his dating.

"Come on, I'll treat you to lunch."

Xu Du was not polite: "I want Wang Jilou."

Cao Xi was in pain: "Okay, you'd better pray that I get more year-end awards this year."

"Where to go?"

"Of course it's the side door."

The two walked shoulder to shoulder and walked towards the side door. After Xu Du finished scolding Zhou Jixing, he was in a much better mood. He complained to Cao Xi along the way, how could there be someone? He obviously met only a handful of times, but every time he was so flattering Tired of it?

Cao Xi couldn't help laughing: "It's rare that you have such an annoying person."

Xu Du rolled his eyes: "Nonsense."

"I didn't mean you, do you remember? In the basketball game of the second year of high school, we played against the third year of high school. You gave them a nosebleed. We were so angry that we wanted to settle accounts with them. Fortunately, you sat there and fell asleep."

Xu Du: "..."

Is there such a thing?

Cao Xi: "You must not remember."

Xu Du said stiffly, "How could that be?"

Cao Xi affirmed: "I just don't remember, hey, it's also because you never changed classes in high school, otherwise you wouldn't even remember the names of your classmates."

Xu Du: "...don't call me so mentally retarded."

Cao Xi: "It's not mental retardation, it's laziness."

Throughout high school, Xu Du sat by the window, and the curtains on his side were always drawn. As long as it was a break time, when you turned your head, what you saw was him sleeping behind a pile of books in Leigao The eyelashes are lightly closed, and the thin bangs cover the forehead...

Quiet and lazy.

Cao Xi: "Actually, I've always been puzzled. Why did you study medicine?"

Xu Du was taken aback: "Because..."

"Du'er."

Cao Xi suddenly stopped.

Xu Du looked at him sideways: "Huh?"

Cao Xi's raised hand trembled slightly: "It is... is it him?"

Xu Du followed his hand to look, and his originally lazy gaze gathered for an instant when he saw the tall figure leaning against the side door. Xu Du took a deep breath, and the feeling of cool air entering his lungs became clear: "My day..."

Xu Du has read books for so many years, and he feels that the most sincere sentence is: Pretend to be struck by lightning.

Originally leaning against the side door, he lowered his head and clicked on the touch screen to give him a sense of a button machine, Zhou Jixing suddenly raised his head as if he was about to puncture the screen.

Both Xu Du and Cao Xi stopped breathing.

It was in Zhou Jixing's sideways glance.

Cao Xi: "Du... Du'er, I feel like I've been stabbed in the chest..."

Xu Du: "No...not that exaggerated..."

Zhou Jixing's action of putting away his mobile phone is quite handsome and beautiful, with a sharp and murderous look...

Cao Xi: "He's here...he's here..."

Xu Du was not blind.

Zhou Jixing came, he came... When the fuck did he come!Why does he know this wicket!

Zhou Jixing stood still, condescending, his face dark as hell: "Xu Du."

Xu Du: "..."

Zhou Jixing: "No one has ever made me make so many calls."

Xu Du: "..."

Zhou Jixing: "It's the son's fault for not teaching the father? Huh?"

Xu Du: "..."

"Why don't you come and meet me when you have time, why don't you plant loquats with your dad in the pavilion?"

Xu Du: "..."

Every time Xu Du takes a step back, Zhou Jixing takes a step forward.

Condescending, Xu Du is always in his shadow.

Xu Du broke out in a cold sweat.

"Shoubier than epiphyllum, infertile and have children?"

Xu Du looked at Cao Xi on the other side, but found that the person had disappeared! !

It was agreed that if he hits you, he will find me! !It is agreed that bare feet are not afraid of wearing shoes! !What about the friendship of having eaten a popsicle! !

Zhou Jixing: "Say it, keep talking, it's okay, I'll remember it."

Xu Du: "..."

So why do you have to remember so clearly! ! !

No pretender is innocent.

Xu Du closed his eyes.

I have realized the true meaning of this sentence with my life.

Although...Although he pretended to be struck by lightning, Xu Du felt that he could save him again.

Xu Du stubbornly raised his head, and exerted all his courage. The second he met Zhou Jixing's eyes, Xu Du felt that Liang Jingru was protecting him: "It's my fault! Whose fault is it? It's not your fault." If you want to kiss me, why would I be surrounded by so many reporters? Didn’t I lose my job for that photo!!”

Zhou Jixing frowned: "Who do you think insists on kissing you?"

Xu Du fought hard: "You! Don't try to deny it! The photos are all clearly taken! You are the one holding me down!"

"Heh." Zhou Jixing laughed angrily.

When he smiled, Xu Du felt guilty.

In fact, he doesn't remember anything at all.

Zhou Jixing suddenly stopped laughing, and looked down at him: "Xu Du, do you need me to help you remember the scene?"

Xu Du: "..."

Actually he doesn't really need it...