The Boyfriend Return Policy

Xu Du stood back and turned around.

Cao Xi rushed up panting, a typical office crowd, always showing signs of kidney deficiency, the biggest amount of exercise throughout the year is to get a courier: "Du'er, you walk so fast..."

Xu Du stroked his back tenderly.

Cao Xi panted for a while, and when he was almost done, he waved his hands and brushed away Xu Du's paws that were stroking his back: "It's been a long time since you said yes."

Xu Du, he always thought that the sound he heard was the first time Cao Xi called him.

Cao Xi: "I don't know what to think about."

With that said, he took a picture of the phone in Xu Du's hand.

Xu Du glanced at his phone.

"It's really here with you."

Cao Xi: "Nonsense, yesterday you gave..."

Halfway through Cao Xi's speech, he suddenly thought of gossip, and his face became obscene, and he approached with trembling eyebrows: "Hey, how much did that person really do yesterday?"

Xu Du: "Hehe."

"Don't pretend to be stupid." Cao Xi pulled his arm, "The discussion in the group was crazy. When he came in yesterday, wow, with his aura, no one dared to say anything if he didn't speak."

Xu Du bet that he came in with his face covered.

Cao Xi: "I also said that he looked familiar, but they insisted that they couldn't see the face, so familiar, you see, it's better to have good eyes, right?"

Xu Duxin said: Oh, I guessed it right.

Cao Xi: "Big star, everyone in the group wants to sign your autograph."

Xu Du: "...No, I will go by myself."

Cao Xi slapped him on the arm: "Don't be so stingy, what a chance, even though you are out of the singles, but buddy, I am still a golden bachelor, if a female classmate approaches, that is the chance to get out of the singles!"

Xu Du: "You are a golden bachelor and still rely on a signed photo to get out of the single?"

Cao Xi: "What do you know? It's a medium! It's romance! People in ancient times even sang a little song, wrote a little poem, and then they even flirted with each other.

Xu Du put away his phone and didn't bother to talk to him.

As soon as he left, Cao Xi immediately followed him, opening his mouth to blah blah, blah blah. If you're drunk and beating someone up, don't cry out for pain."

Cao Xi: "Du'er..."

Xu Ruthless Du: "Say."

Cao Xi pushed his fingers away from his forehead: "I'll be honest, you have to be at least ten centimeters taller for this movement to be majestic."

Xu Du: "..."

"Just like Zhou Jixing, shocking the audience." Cao Xi imitated Zhou Jixing's appearance at that time, and kicked it like a dirty shoe, "Hey, get up."

Xu Du: "..."

Cao Xi raised his chin, his demeanor must be defiant!The eyes must be the kind that look at garbage!Showing disgust must be natural and make the other person feel oppressed: "呿."

Xu Du: "..."

In the end, with a single hammer, he picked it up like a dead body: "I took the person away."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du can somewhat imagine the scene when Zhou Jixing threw himself into the trash can.

Cao Xi didn’t know when he became half of his fan. When he talked about Zhou’s behavior, he clapped the back of his hand like a little girl in their department: “Look! Look at him! That’s called momentum! That’s called aura!”

Xu Du: "...So you just watched him get me away?"

Cao Xi felt guilty for a moment: "No, the main thing is to suppress the momentum."

Xu Du finally couldn't help but swear: "Suppress your sister! A dozen or 20 people should smash him to death with their weight! You are afraid of a fart! I have lost my job now! Are you satisfied?"

Everyone... It seems that everyone is watching the fun.

The protagonist is Zhou Jixing, Xu Du is just a supporting role to add drama, and the ending of the supporting role is not important.

Cao Xi was stunned by Xu Du's yelling: "Aren't you... Aren't you married?"

Xu Du became angry when he heard these two words: "Kill your father!"

"Okay, okay, you can marry my father and my mother, don't be angry." Cao Xi hurriedly coaxed him, "I thought you didn't care, after all, you two are married, if you lose your job, you will lose it. He is A big star, if you move your fingers casually, they earn more than you, so let him take care of you."

Xu Du pushed his hand away and walked forward: "Go away."

Cao Xi chased after him and coaxed: "Okay, okay, don't be angry! If you have any questions, I will accompany you to find him! Brother, will you take the lead!"

Xu Du remained expressionless: "No need."

Cao Xi: "So what's the situation now? I saw the reporters outside. Damn, I was scared to death. When I came over, I saw two people climbing over the wall."

Xu Du ignored him.

Cao Xi continued his efforts: "Look at your phone, it has been ringing non-stop. I hurriedly sent it to you early in the morning, Duer, Duer... Seeing the friendship between the two of us when we ate a popsicle, You make sense of me."

Xu Du glared, and directly put two fingers on his face: "That's two!"

"It's all in one package, almost the same." Cao Xi smiled playfully, "Don't make it so heavy, I'm afraid you won't be happy, so I deliberately made you happy."

Before Xu Du could speak, Cao Xi suddenly changed his tone: "Wait, you said yesterday that you are the target of the state, so Zhou Jixing is not dating you? But you are allocated one?"

Xu Du was speechless.

Is his brain circuit running a roller coaster?Only now did I react.

Cao Xi: "No, he is a big star, as for being reduced to relying on his partner... Ah, don't look at me like that, I don't mean that, we have to rely on this face, if we don't choose a career badly, otherwise Early on, the house is full of children and grandchildren..."

Stop talking.

If Xu Du married Zhou Jixing, then...

Xu Du: "..."

He really misunderstood him, his brain circuit was to drive a roller coaster, obviously he went to the moon for a circle...

"I'll go." Cao Xi looked up at the sky and said, "It's a crime."

Could it be a crime?

Who can tell him, where is his match with Zhou Jixing?

Cao Xi: "Then what happened yesterday?"

Xu Du: "Ghost knows."

Cao Xi looked at him: "You can't be drunk and forced someone, right?"

Xu Du: "Go to death."

"Du'er." Cao Xi said seriously, "I think you are too resentful now, which is not good for your physical and mental health."

Whether the resentment is serious or not, Xu Du doesn't know, but it is true that his murderous intention towards Zhou Jixing is getting heavier and heavier.

"Fuck..." Xu Du pulled out his phone, pressed the call log, a series of missed calls, Xu Du pressed his lips together, and dialed out the last call he received yesterday.

The phone call was instant.

Xu Du didn't leave a second, and opened his mouth, "I'll fuck you a few days a week! It's not my father's fault, so it's my fault that you're so annoying today. Every time I see rubbish on the side of the road, I will Thinking of you, today I want to scold someone so I don’t scold you, you want to piss me off and become an orphan yourself? Why don’t you come and meet me when you have time, why don’t you plant loquats with your dad in the pavilion..."

Cao Xi who was watching: "..."