The Boyfriend Return Policy

The dim light elongated the figure, and the profile was looming in the shadows.

Xu Du didn't know, he had a private conversation with Zheng Feng. In the first 15 minutes, Zheng Feng smoked six cigarettes, and all he said was Xu Du's shortcomings. Zhou Jixing did not refute, and listened to him patiently until one but……

But all of them frowned at the back, saying that Xu Du was a little bit better, with a face full of displeasure, this point, that point, anyone with a discerning eye knew that he was praising Xu Du to Zhou Ji.

Xu Du's tenderness is soaked in love, not only his family, but also his friends and classmates who were tolerant enough in his youth.

It's good to not be jealous a few days a week.

If possible, Xu Du's future life will be soaked gently by him.

Xu Du: "What are you doing! A wooden man!"

Zhou Jixing finally hooked his lips and greeted him: "Here we are."

……

After taking a shower at night, Xu Du slumped on the bed, trying to persuade Zhou Jixing to go to the convenience store downstairs to buy a few packs of instant noodles and come back.

Zhou Jixing was sitting on the bed, looking down at Xu Du's comic book: "No."

Xu Du persevered: "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm hungry, read my book, I won't charge you the rent because of our relationship, just run errands..."

Xu Du tried to get away with it: "Cash or a red envelope? There is change on the cash shoe cabinet. I will transfer the red envelope to you now!"

Zhou Jixing acted like a scumbag: "No."

Xu Du: "..."

Looking at you, looking at you, staring at you...

Under such gaze, Zhou Jixing finally raised his head helplessly: "You were still calling for support an hour ago."

"I drank too much!" Xu Du immediately said, "It's gone as soon as I go to the bathroom, do you understand false fullness?"

The corners of Zhou Jixing's mouth twitched: "I only know about pseudo-myopia."

"Hey!!!" Xu Du waved his hands exaggeratedly, "Same reason! That's what it means!"

Zhou Jixing looked at him speechlessly.

Xu Du probably felt that he was speechless, turned over on the bed and pretended to be dead, and yelled: "I'm starving to death...I'm so hungry that I can't walk after a few days...You have the heart to let me starve to death on the way home What? Even if I die, I can’t be a starving ghost!”

Day of the week: "..."

As the saying goes - laziness is the ladder of human progress.

What this means is that when people are lazy to do something, human beings will burst out with potentials that shock even themselves because of laziness, for example-acting skills.

Zhou Jixing put down the book and couldn't help but laugh: "I'll give you the following."

Lazy turned over, facing Zhou Jixing: "I want instant noodles."

Zhou Jixing sighed: "Then why insist on instant noodles? Eating too much is not good for your health."

"Prejudice! Fallacy!" Xu Du issued a righteous accusation, "Instant noodles are not junk food! It does not cause cancer! There is no wax at all! I want to speak out for it! Justify!"

Zhou Jixing poked a finger on his forehead: "But he is not well-balanced."

"Just kidding, my nutrition is not balanced, what's wrong with this meal!"

Xu Du was glanced at by Zhou Jixing, and immediately changed his words, "It's a long-term, I only touch it once in half a year, the harm is much less than your smoking, oops, I'm really hungry..."

Xu Du pushed him: "Go buy it, I'm so hungry, huh? How many days a week?"

Xu Du's voice became softer and softer, and he was almost coquettish. His obsession with instant noodles was beyond Zhou Jixing's imagination: "Do you want to eat it so much?"

Xu Du saw hope!

He nodded frantically: "Yeah!"

Zhou Jixing sighed, then got out of bed.

Xu Du huddled on the bed, snickered while hugging the pillow: "Thanks for your hard work~ my dear~ remember to put on your coat~"

Zhou Jixing turned his head and took a deep look at him.

It is Zhou Jixing's current temper that makes Xu Du dare to make trouble with him like this. If in the past, you wanted to wake Zhou Jixing who had already showered from the bed to buy instant noodles for yourself?That's walls on all sides - no doors!

Not to mention that there is no way, Xu Du may still have to be beaten.

From New Year's Eve to now, there are actually not many days. Zhou Jixing is softer than Xu Du's imagination. In the past, he didn't ask Xu Du to do anything, but now he takes care of Xu Du who is older than him more.

In the past, the house was a garbage dump, and Zhou Jixing pretended not to see it. Now Xu Du is still a lazy salted fish, but Zhou Jixing has changed. After cooking noodles, he will clean up the kitchen, even wipe the range hood Well, when he left last time, he even took away the garbage at home.

Xu Du clearly felt Zhou Jixing's care.

This is completely his home.

Not long after, Zhou Jixing came back, Xu Du went over to open the door for him, Zhou Jixing took off his hat, and put it on Xu Du's head, Xu Du was not in a hurry to take it off, he raised his head and smiled at him Yingying: "I forgot to mention just now, what flavor did you buy?"

Zhou Jixing raised his hand, Xu Du opened the plastic bag, saw the Tongtong sauerkraut noodles inside, and nodded in satisfaction: "Good boy."

Zhou Jixing glanced at him, the disgust in his eyes was undisguised.

……

Cook noodles a few times a week, one bowl of noodles is worth Xu Du's three bowls, and Xu Du fried an egg is called an extra meal. The premise of domestic violence depends on luck. If the time and place are right, maybe you can fry one today whole egg.

People are forced out, hey, takeaway is really the root of all evil, he has killed how many young people wash their hands and practice cooking skills, and strive to become the glorious road of the Chinese little head!

I hope that the major food delivery platforms can reflect on themselves, and then reduce the price...

Xu Du will not admit it, the latter is the key point.

Xu Du crossed his arms and looked at him from the kitchen. His two elders helped to decorate his suite, so the style was very ordinary and old-fashioned, and even the kitchen was a common conservative type.

Zhou Jixing wore a simple white shirt and black trousers, with a tall and straight figure, and his apron, which had a very long lifespan because of its low frequency of use.

Xu Du put the noodles in the water when the water boiled. When you are too lazy, boil the pot of water and soak it directly. Wash the vegetables a few times a week. The green cabbage leaves are neat and tidy. The sausages are cut to the same thickness. After the sauerkraut aroma is cooked , a beautifully fried egg is the finishing touch.

Zhou Jixing put the instant noodles, which were even beautifully arranged on a plate, in front of Xu Du.

Xu Du began to eat instant noodles, which were much more delicious than eating grilled fish.

Zhou Jixing sat opposite him, just watched him eat: "Do you like it so much?"

"No, no, no!" Xu Du discussed the way of instant noodles with him in a serious manner, "Do you know where the instant noodles are the most delicious?"

Zhou Jixing crossed his legs and raised his chin: "Say."

Xu Du: "On the train."

Zhou Jixing smiled: "Crazy."

"Don't laugh, I'm serious." Xu Du moved his hands and gestures like a serious lecture, "Don't look at this small bowl of instant noodles, he is not two dollars and five Value, he contains the greatest philosophy of life of mankind."