The Boyfriend Return Policy

Zhou Jixing leaned against the seat, his chin was raised, his neckline was elongated, the top two buttons of his shirt were unbuttoned, and his collarbone was looming.

Zhou Jixing's good looks are divided into two types in Xu Du, one is good-looking that does not belong to him, and the other is good-looking as a boyfriend.

The boyfriend drank some wine, even the corners of Gogou's mouth showed a lazy masculinity: "They are your friends, and..."

Zhou Ji tilted his head and looked sideways at Xu Du: "And they told me a lot about your past."

Xu Du: "I used to?"

Zhou Jixing: "Well, except for sleeping in class and turning off the classroom lights."

Xu Du: "..."

Now Xu Du really wants to shake Zhou Jixing's collar and roar wildly: That's why I let you remember gender so well! !

Zhou Jixing: "They take good care of you."

Xu Du's anger disappeared, and he lowered his eyes: "Well, maybe I look more like a younger brother."

Although they were all the same age, Xu Du developed later than them. In junior high school, he always sat in the front two rows of the classroom because of his stature. In high school, he finally sat in the corner seat by the window.

"Cao Xi, at that time was the only one in our class who dyed his hair." Xu Du smiled when he recalled Cao Xi's sultry look, "He also insisted that it was a natural hair color and threatened everyone, so he moved to the podium in the first year of high school. Sitting on the side, to be honest, I didn't pay much attention to them at that time, it was..."

Xu Du thought about it carefully, "It must have been during military training. In the bathroom, Cao Xi yelled hehehe, and then put his paw on his shoulder, scaring everyone around him to run away without water."

Zhou Jixing: "And then?"

Xu Du: "Then I shook the bird calmly, zipped it up, and asked him what's the matter, and he said he asked me in Cantonese, Street Fighter, I think you're a martial arts prodigy, or I'll fight with you basketball."

"You understand?"

Xu Du smiled and shook his head: "Of course I don't understand, I just stood there and put up wooden stakes, and then Zhao Zhuo came, Zhao Zhuo is the kind of big brother who wants to be a father, he pressed Cao Xi to apologize to me, and then used Putonghua asked me if I wanted to go play with them."

"Actually, I don't know how to play at all, and I still played badly until I graduated, but they were very patient in teaching me how to play, but I am very grateful to them. Without them, my high school might have been my university. Almost, outside of you, those years were the most energetic years I had."

Thinking of this, Xu Du propped his forehead with a smile: "I thought I had forgotten it all, but I didn't expect to remember so much."

Zhou Jixing: "Well, it's great."

I didn't hear Zhou Jixing praise him a few times before, but now he praises him like a child. Xu Du supported his head, vaguely remembering what else he didn't say.

When he was young, Xu Du didn't say how good his memory was, but at least he was someone who had read through a thick stack of information books. As he worked, he gradually didn't need to memorize so many things, and his brain also degenerated.

There seems to be a saying on the Internet that the symptoms of presenile disease are not remembered in the near future, but become clearer and clearer in the long term.

Day of the week line: "Go?"

"Ah!" Xu Du finally remembered, and the horn sounded, "Damn it, I remembered!"

Zhou Jixing followed him in shock: "..."

"Comrade Zhou Jixing."

Zhou Jixing: "Huh? So serious?"

Xu Du took a deep breath, unfastened his seat belt, and tried to look at him in an upright and opposite posture: "I..."

Zhou Jixing raised his hands and swore: "I loved you, I will protect you, and I will save you."

Xu Du: "...get lost!"

Well, the serious atmosphere is gone.

Xu Du stretched out his hand: "Why don't you give me a cigarette?"

Zhou Jixing touched his body, there was only the last cigarette left in the cigarette case, and Xu Du was holding it dryly: "First, we...we just got married."

Xu Dulao felt that it was a bit strange to say the word "marriage".

"At that time, I didn't know that I would make it public later. I told you at the class reunion that I was married, so they all knew that you and I had obtained a certificate."

Zhou Jixing: "Yes."

Xu Du said, "So indifferent?"

Zhou Jixing took the cigarette from his mouth, turned to light it himself, and lowered half of the car window, with a delicate profile: "Well, Cao Xi told me."

Xu Du: "..."

Big mouth!

Dudu is not as big as your mouth!

Zhou Jixing exhaled a smoke ring and smiled like a villain: "Do you want to ask him what else he said?"

Xu Du's mouth was stiff: "No, not at all!"

"That's good." Zhou Jixing nodded as if he didn't see what he meant, "We men also have to have our own secrets."

Xu Du: "..."

Xu Du jumped up and beat him to death!Let him see who's daddy!Return a man!Lao Tzu is different!

Zhou Jixing was so troubled that he leaned against the car window, smiled and grabbed Xu Du's collar, and pulled him back: "Okay, okay, I know this one, is there any more?"

Xu Du: "Second, leave me two autographs before you leave... Put away your disgusting eyes, no one wants to think about others when they see things."

Zhou Jixing raised his hand as a sign of surrender, motioning for Xu Du to continue.

Xu Du: "Before the show, Xiao He's friend helped the elderly who couldn't remember things. I promised to get them two autographs, and then...then I kept forgetting. Now I told you, the rest It's up to you."

Zhou Jixing nodded obediently.

"Third..." Xu Du took a deep breath, why there are so many things, "Zheng Feng... is the one who sang with you. If other classes want to say something bad about us, he is the first to jump out."

Although everyone is used to Zheng Feng's temperament, if he talks human one day, he will be as scary as Zhou Jixing's gentle and well-behaved, but Zhou Jixing is new to him... Xu Du still doesn't want them to hate each other .

"Xu Du."

Xu Du: "Huh?"

Zhou Jixing pressed against his head, Xu Du gritted his teeth and changed his face, Zhou Jixing rubbed his head vigorously: "Xu Du, do you think I'm made of tofu? Huh?"

Xu Du tried his best to yank his paw off: "Yes, yes, you are the best, I have never seen what kind of person you are."

Zhou Jixing held his face and kissed him on the forehead: "Okay, let's go home."

Come back home.

Xu Du lowered his head and rubbed his forehead: "I'm so annoying, I got it."

"Play a song?"

"Your song?"

"Xu Du, do you want to fight?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, no one despises their own songs."

……

The noise reached the community, Xu Du wrapped his coat, and threw Zhou Jixing who had taken it off on him: "Hurry up! Don't take February as a big deal!"

Xu Du was afraid of the cold, so he huddled and ran upstairs when he got off the car. He ran to the first floor, turned around to see that Zhou Jixing hadn't caught up, and kept pedaling. The sensor light was stepped on.