An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

Miao Miaomiao compared the difference in combat power between herself and Xiao Jingyu. Miao Miaomiao didn't think she could beat Xiao Jingyu... Well, it was impossible to beat Xiao Jingyu. If it is decided who will give birth to a child, no matter how you look at it, the person who will give birth in the end will definitely be him!

As soon as Miao Miaomiao thought that she was going to be pregnant in October and walked around with a big belly, she felt a nine-day profound thunder descending from the sky, and struck straight at his Tianling Gai, and immediately his whole body was scorched black by the thunder.

No!He would never give birth to Xiao Jingyu's child!

Miao Miaomiao shook her head vigorously, trying to expel this terrible thought from his mind, but it was of no use. When Xiao Jingyu woke up, he used the slightly hoarse voice that is unique to him when he wakes up in the morning. When saying hello to him, he immediately thought of the big octopus in his dream last night, and then thought of the litter of small octopuses he gave birth to later, and he felt bad all of a sudden.

Miao Miaomiao violently struggled out of Xiao Jingyu's arms, stumbled and ran to brush her teeth and wash her face, leaving Xiao Jingyu blankly watching Miao Miaomiao's resolutely leaving back, completely unaware of what happened whats the matter.

Xiao Jingyu: _

After the mid-term exam, Miao Miaomiao had another wave of exams. There were various exams, unified exams, and mock exams. All kinds of exams emerged one after another. Everyone was drowned in the sea of ​​exams. I can't see the direction clearly.

For the vast majority of people, the third year of high school is undoubtedly dark and terrifying, because for them, the battle of the college entrance examination determines whether they can get into a good university and determines their future. For this final battle.

Therefore, many people's third year of high school is based on hard work, but for Miao Miaomiao, it is not always the case.On the contrary, he doesn't feel that the third year of high school is difficult, but he still enjoys it a little bit, because he clearly knows what he has lost, so he feels that everything now is to make up for his past regrets.

What's more, he really doesn't feel that the third year of high school is difficult. Although the exam is very painful, homework is very painful, and writing test papers is also very painful, but now he has classmates, friends, and a little octopus that can be teased and kneaded at any time , Compared with the nothing he once had, what is he dissatisfied with now?

Miao Miaomiao is very satisfied with her current situation, the only thing that is lacking is his little octopus, which seems to be in a state of heat recently, pestering him every night to beg for sex, rubbing here and there... Originally, this is fine, but the problem is that as soon as he responds proactively, a certain octopus can’t help but switch his personality and transform into a frozen octopus. I see this!"

What a nonsense this is!

Regarding this, Xiao Jingyu expressed his innocence, and he didn't want to do this, but he couldn't control it... Then he got Miao Miaomiao's disgusted expression, and he couldn't control it after a kiss, it was really waiting until the real knife and gun ... Let's forget about real swords and guns, he doesn't want to have children!

Wait, why does he seem to have acquiesced that he must be the one below?

Although he would definitely not be able to beat Xiao Jingyu in terms of fighting, but maybe he would like to be the next one!After all, everything is possible~ But it turns out that the fantasy is very full, and the reality is very skinny...Of course, this is another story.

After experiencing the torment of exams again and again, Miao Miaomiao gradually improved her grades in the double torment of pain and happiness.His foundation is poor, and it is very difficult to catch up with others. He needs to put in much more effort than others.

But Miao Miaomiao has an advantage that once he decides to do something, he will stick to it to the end, no matter how difficult the task is, no matter how difficult the completion process is, to put it nicely, it means perseverance. The bad thing is that he is brainless, otherwise he would not be able to know that his novel will not make money in the street, but he still stubbornly wrote it for several years. Do not look back".

Miao Miaomiao made up her mind to pass the college entrance examination, so she put in a lot of hard work. He would force himself to complete the prescribed study plan every day. In fact, he would work hard to overcome the onset of lazy cancer. There were almost no accidents, rain or shine.

Miao Miaomiao is not smart, he does not have his own learning methods like those top students, he can only rely on the most stupid way to memorize the formulas and concepts in the book over and over again, trying to consolidate his foundation.If he can't memorize it once, he will copy it, and then he will memorize it again. In two or three days, he can use up a whole pack of more than a dozen pen refills.

Although Xiao Jingyu would still be unhappy because of Miao Miaomiao's neglect, compared to the previous behaviors of intentionally courting, petting, caressing, and trying to get Miao Miaomiao's attention again, Xiao Jingyu has restrained himself a lot now... After Miao Miaomiao taught him a lesson because of this matter, although Xiao Jingyu felt very wronged, he also vaguely knew that the college entrance examination seemed to be extremely important to Miao Miaomiao, so Miao Miaomiao was at home again after that. When reading and reviewing, Xiao Jingyu no longer tried to attract Miao Miaomiao's attention through harassing behavior.

Miao Miaomiao was very satisfied with this.

Xiao Jingyu: qaq

However, Miao Miaomiao still occasionally comforts the pet that has fallen out of favor, such as laying an extra egg in Xiao Jingyu's egg noodles, or taking Xiao Jingyu to the next restaurant during the weekend holiday, because The response of Miao Miaomiao's novel was not bad, which was a bit beyond his expectation. Although the number of updated words was much less because of his recent study pressure, the monthly manuscript fee still far exceeded his expectation.

The two of them walked around the streets and almost ate all the small restaurants and food stalls nearby... But Xiao Jingyu always insisted that the egg noodles made by Miao Miaomiao were the best.

Xiao Jingyu must have true love for egg noodles...

Gradually, the college entrance examination is approaching, and the atmosphere in the school is becoming more and more dignified and tense. Every time Miao Miaomiao walks into the classroom, she seems to be able to see a dense cloud of sadness hanging over the classroom, making her breathless Out of breath, everyone is reading with books or doing with test questions.

Even those dawdling students have to calm down under this kind of pressure, such as Xiao Pang who once bullied Miao Miaomiao.

Speaking of Xiao Pang, ever since he tried to teach Miao Miaomiao a lesson but was severely taught by Xiao Jingyu, he has kept a low profile a lot. Bully anyone casually, especially Miao Miaomiao.

For almost the whole semester, every time he saw Miao Miaomiao and Xiao Jingyu, he bowed his head and lowered his eyes and walked around, which made Miao Miaomiao a little dumbfounded. Xiao Pang was afraid of Xiao Jingyu and let it go, after all, he was interrupted several times by Xiao Jingyu. A rib, but what is it to be afraid of him?Does he look so fierce?

But it is also a good thing that no one is bullying, and Miao Miaomiao is very satisfied with this.

Xiao Jingyu: =v=

As for Miao Miaomiao's deskmate, the man with glasses is even more like an enemy, holding a book and reading every day, whether it's in class or after class, whether it's going to the toilet or doing exercises between classes, he's still muttering, almost They're going crazy.

Instead, Miao Miaomiao, who had the best grades in their class and often took No. 1 exams, would quietly watch what exercises he was doing when passing by. Of course, this was not because he had a crush on Bai Yang, but because he wanted to steal study.But to his surprise, every time he passed by Bai Yang's desk, Bai Yang was either sleeping with his head buried in his head, or staring out the window with his hands on his chin in a daze. He was not writing test papers or practice questions at all.

This made Miao Miaomiao a little puzzled. After observing Bai Yang silently for a period of time, he found that this person seldom spends time on study, except for listening to lectures and reading books after class, he never reads textbooks when class is over, except for the teacher Apart from the assigned homework, he never did those exercises.

Miao Miaomiao suddenly understood that Bai Yang was the legendary genius who could do well in the exam even without reading books.

...It's really enviable, jealous and hateful!

However, maybe he just doesn't work hard in front of others, and maybe he stays up all night reading books after returning home at night. Why do you act like you never work hard in front of everyone, but secretly work hard yourself when you look back, so that after the exam, you can Calmly pretending, "Look! I never study, but I am No.1 in the exam. Let's see if I can pass."

...Yes, it must be so!

Miao Miaomiao thought secretly.

However, when he talked about this with his tablemate, the man with glasses pushed his glasses and told him: "Although I also find geniuses annoying, but Bai Yang is really good. To learn piano and French, he probably didn't read books secretly."

Miao Miaomiao was about to kneel down to Bai Yang, there really is no comparison between people!They are still struggling with the college entrance examination, but they are taking the No. 1 exam calmly, learning so many things at the same time... Well, he admits that Bai Yang is indeed a genius.

But Miao Miaomiao, who is good at self-comfort, quickly found a reason to comfort herself. Although Bai Yang is very good, how tired he is from living like this!It is said that those who can do more work, the sky will fall and there will be tall people to support it. For a short person like him, just stay below to enjoy the cool!

However, the subject of the man with glasses changed quickly. He pushed his glasses and said, "Speaking of geniuses, isn't Xiao Jingyu even more genius? He doesn't listen to lectures, and doesn't even write his homework, but he is so good at the exam..."

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, Xiao Jingyu?

genius?forget it!

It's just a second-hand guy, a stupid, stupid, cute second-hand guy.

But of course, this point is not humane, Miao Miaomiao just laughed a few times, and then silently wanted to change the subject.

However, the man with glasses seemed to be struggling with this topic, and continued: "Every time I see him, he is either sleeping on the table or in a daze. Even the teacher is helpless. There’s nothing I can do about him... He doesn’t look like someone who would work hard at home. He didn’t even do his homework, but his test scores were so good. How did he learn? It’s not like a normal person. Could it be that he is a foreign Starman?"

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

Congratulations on being right!very!

Xiao Jingyu who was sitting in the front row suddenly sneezed.

Uh... what's going on?With his physical fitness, it is impossible to be infected by low-level germs on the earth...

But according to people on Earth, sneezing seems to mean that someone is thinking about him.

...Yes, I'm a little shy.