An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

There is a saying that "a man cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea cannot be measured." Don't judge a person's inner life by his appearance. At this moment, Miao Miaomiao feels that this sentence is very suitable for a certain octopus.

There is no other reason, this guy looks like a gentleman on the outside, but that thing is not something that a gentleman can grow at all, it is simply a beast in clothes!

…both literally and in a deeper sense.

And the most important thing is that the thing of a certain octopus is not only spectacular in appearance, but also amazingly durable... Anyway, Miao Miaomiao's hands were already sore by the time a certain octopus finally finished.

After finishing the work, Xiao Jingyu lowered his head, lowered his eyelids, and gasped a bit quickly. Obviously, his brain was blank at this moment, and he was caught in the legendary sage's time.

Miao Miaomiao glanced at him, then looked down at the unknown liquid between his fingers... Then he rubbed the liquid with his fingers, then lowered his head and sniffed it with the tip of his nose, wanting to study this stuff of Octopus Star What is the difference between this thing and the earthlings.

...But it seems that there is no difference, Miao Miaomiao is a little disappointed.

Just when Miao Miaomiao lowered his head and studied some messy things in a serious manner, Xiao Jingyu finally came to his senses. He raised his head and stared at Miao Miaomiao, his eyes were complicated and unpredictable, and seemed to be a little deep Killing intent, but mixed with other indescribable emotions.

Xiao Jingyu stared fixedly at Miao Miaomiao, sniffing and smelling his bodily fluids, his eyes couldn't help being a little complicated.The people on their planet, although the juveniles are in the form of octopuses, but when they become adults, they will also change into the form of humans, and their reproductive behavior is a bit the same as that of humans, and they also ejaculate...

So Miao Miaomiao's behavior at this moment is tantamount to exuding the message "I want to give birth to you" all over her body...

When Miao Miaomiao raised her head to look at Xiao Jingyu, she found that Xiao Jingyu's originally pale and condensed face suddenly swelled and flushed for some reason.

He lowered his eyes, his breathing became more and more rapid, just when Miao Miaomiao was about to ask him what's the matter, Xiao Jingyu suddenly stood up, bypassed Miao Miaomiao, and left with a cold face.

Miao Miaomiao didn't know why, but he more or less guessed the reason, probably because the high-cold Xiao Jingyu had never tried this kind of feeling, so he was a little embarrassed for a while, right?

I didn't expect such a cold and cold person to be shy. The more Miao Miaomiao thought about it, the more cute she felt, as if she had been poked at her cute spot in an instant. Well, he admitted that his cute spot was a little crooked...

At night when Miao Miaomiao was about to go to bed, Xiao Jingyu hadn't come back yet, but Miao Miaomiao had gotten used to it, and just when he finished brushing his teeth and washing his face, and just rolled into bed to go to sleep——

Suddenly, the door of his room was opened, and Xiao Jingyu walked in with a cold face.

Miao Miaomiao was a little puzzled. After Xiao Jingyu switched his personality before, he wouldn't come back every night. What is Xiao Jingyu doing today?Could it be that Xiao Jingyu has changed his stupid and cute personality back?

So Miao Miaomiao hesitated for a moment and asked Xiao Jingyu cautiously: "Are you now...?"

Xiao Jingyu glanced at him indifferently, did not speak for a long time, just when Miao Miaomiao thought he had guessed wrong, he suddenly nodded slightly.

Xiao Jingyu changed back again?Miao Miaomiao was a little puzzled, after all, Xiao Jingyu looked so abnormal tonight, he didn't look like Xiao Jingyu who is usually cute and cute... But Miao Miaomiao couldn't think of anything else. It was necessary for Xiao Jingyu to lie to him, so even though his heart was full of doubts, he still rolled into the bed in doubt, and gave the outside of the bed to Xiao Jingyu.

After the midterm exam and the school sports meeting, the weather gradually turned colder, the season changed from autumn to winter, and the temperature became colder day by day.

Miao Miaomiao has been afraid of the cold since he was a child because of his cold body. Every time it comes to winter, he will die. He can't wait to stay under the covers 24 hours a day and never go anywhere.

So ever since Miao Miaomiao accepted the setting of becoming a gay, she gradually took pleasure in one thing, that is—when she was sleeping at night, she wished she could entangle herself with Xiao Jingyu, Let Xiao Jingyu warm his bed.

Miao Miaomiao's physique is cold, but Xiao Jingyu's temperature is high, especially when he sleeps until midnight to cool down, sleeping with Xiao Jingyu in his arms is like hugging a small stove.For a person like Miao Miaomiao who has a cold body, Xiao Jingyu is simply his humanoid pillow and hand warmer.

So when the bed sank and Xiao Jingyu lay down, Miao Miaomiao automatically and consciously shrunk herself into a ball and rolled into Xiao Jingyu's arms, and buried her face in Xiao Jingyu's arms, rubbing her hands contentedly. rubbed.

Xiao Jingyu's body stiffened imperceptibly, but he didn't push Miao Miaomiao away.

This made Miao Miaomiao even worse. Not only did he quietly put his cold hands into Xiao Jingyu's clothes, sticking to the hot skin under Xiao Jingyu's clothes, he also inserted his thighs carelessly into Xiao Jingyu's hands. between the legs.so warm...

Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but let out a satisfied sigh, but Xiao Jingyu's body became more and more stiff, but he never pushed Miao Miaomiao away.

Miao Miaomiao pretended not to notice the stiffness of Xiao Jingyu's body, and buried her face in Xiao Jingyu's chest, which was scented with shower gel, and wrapped herself around Xiao Jingyu's body like an octopus.

In fact, the moment Miao Miaomiao entangled Xiao Jingyu, he knew that this Xiao Jingyu was not that Xiao Jingyu, because Xiao Jingyu had never refused his intimacy.

Every time he got a little closer to Xiao Jingyu, Xiao Jingyu would be like a flattered little pet, wishing he could just lie down and spread out his belly, begging to be petted and kneaded.And just now Xiao Jingyu's whole body was stiff the moment he leaned over, as if "I refuse" was written on every pore of his body, coupled with Xiao Jingyu's so cold face when he just came back, Miao Miaomiao looked at it again. Xiao Jingyu will go to hell if this is not the case!

But Miao Miaomiao didn't intend to expose it, although he didn't know why Xiao Jingyu lied to him like this... But it's quite interesting, isn't it?You lie to me, I lie to you, I don’t know you are lying to me, let’s see who gets caught first hahahaha!

As soon as Miao Miaomiao's bad taste came up, he suddenly wanted to perform again. He put his cold hands into Xiao Jingyu's clothes, rubbed them to keep warm, and softly shouted: "Xiao Jingyu ~ Xiao Jingyu ~Xiao Yuyu~ I'm so cold~ I'm dying of cold~ Use your body to warm me~"

Xiao Jingyu suddenly became stiff all over, and when Miao Miaomiao was silently counting down when Xiao Jingyu would push him away——

Three... Two... One... Is it time to push him away?

Zero...minus one...minus two...he still hasn't pushed him away?

Minus three...minus four...minus five...he still hasn't pushed him away!He couldn't help but want to hit himself!

Just when Miao Miaomiao was slandering all kinds of things in his heart, the next moment, Xiao Jingyu not only did not push Miao Miaomiao away, but silently hugged Miao Miaomiao tightly, and responded to Miao Miaomiao's sentence just now with actions, "Hurry up and use it!" Your body warms me."

Miao Miaomiao paused, originally he just wanted to tease the aloof Xiao Jingyu... After all, that Xiao Jingyu didn't want to see him so much... What kind of trouble is he doing now?

However, smelling the familiar scent from Xiao Jingyu, Miao Miaomiao's eyelids gradually became heavy. While half asleep and half awake, Miao Miaomiao's hands automatically groped for the warmest place on Xiao Jingyu's body. Su San felt the coldness on his body being touched by the body temperature of the other party, and a thought flashed through the mind of Miao Miaomiao, who was sleeping drowsily——

The person who is willing to stretch your cold feet to warm him in winter must be true love for you.

...After all, it wasn't true love who was beaten to death long ago.

Miao Miaomiao slept well this time, but he had a dream in the middle of the night, which made him feel uneasy.

In the dream, he was caught by an octopus bigger than a human again, and he was firmly restrained again, and then he did a shameful thing all night. Miao Miaomiao personally saw how powerful the eight tentacles of the octopus are.

...Wait, why did he say "again"?

This dream wasn't considered serious at first, but it became more serious as it went on.

Because next, Miao Miaomiao dreamed that her belly was getting bigger and bigger.

Next, Miao Miaomiao gave birth to a nest of baby octopuses, using chrysanthemums.

After waking up, Miao Miaomiao felt that his chrysanthemum was in pain...

Then, Miao Miaomiao suddenly thought of a crucial and fatal question, that is——Xiao Jingyu and his octopus stars seem to be men with men... Then the question arises, how can the two men be together? give birth to?

Same-sex reproduction?Who gave birth?how?With chrysanthemums?

Miao Miaomiao felt that he was thinking about a serious problem, and thought of the few articles about men and boys he had read out of curiosity...

Miao Miaomiao felt her little daisy ache again.