An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

The more Miao Miaomiao thought about it, the weirder it became.

In the end it suddenly dawned on me, isn't it Xiao Jingyu who is talking about it?

Fuck, this guy didn't sleep in the middle of the night and ran to single out a group of punks...

It's so life-threatening!

After Miao Miaomiao finished urinating, she pulled up her pants chain, pulled up her pants, and walked out.

Those chatting happily outside the door were indeed Mr. Abc who was gossiping before.

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

abc: "..."

Miao Miaomiao pretended to be nonchalant and glanced at the crotch of their crotches. Those people hurriedly blocked left and right. When Miao Miaomiao walked out of the toilet, those people looked down and realized that their shoes had been caught again. Wet.

After returning to the classroom, Miao Miaomiao was still hesitant to ask Xiao Jingyu for clarification, but he was afraid that Xiao Jingyu hadn't switched his personality back, and if he didn't agree with each other, why would he strangle him to death? manage?

So Miao Miaomiao hesitated and hesitated, and after he finished hesitating, it was already time to leave school.

Now there is no need to wait for Miaomiaomiao to hesitate any longer, he can only pack his schoolbag and prepare to go home.

Contrary to Miao Miaomiao's expectation, Xiao Jingyu was waiting for him at the door of the classroom. Although his expression was a bit impatient, when Miao Miaomiao walked out of the classroom, he still licked the corner of his mouth hard towards Miao Miaomiao.

Miao Miaomiao was at a loss, wondering where Xiao Jingyu was going?But seeing that Xiao Jingyu seemed to have changed back, he was secretly relieved.

But just in case, Miao Miaomiao poked Xiao Jingyu carefully and asked him, "Who are you?"

Xiao Jingyu glanced at him and said silently: "I want to eat the egg noodles you made."

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

It seems that this Xiao Jingyu is indeed Xiao Jingyu himself!

After returning home, Miao Miaomiao still couldn't help asking Xiao Jingyu: "What happened to you last night?"

Xiao Jingyu was silent for a while, and finally said with an awkward expression: "I can't control my body when I get excited, last night..."

"That's enough! No need to continue!" Miao Miaomiao's face flushed red, he almost lost his chrysanthemum last night!Can he say that this is the first time he is glad that Xiao Jingyu changed at a critical moment? !

Xiao Jingyu looked at Miao Miaomiao fixedly, and asked unwillingly: "Tonight..."

Miao Miaomiao glanced at Xiao Jingyu: "Didn't you say that you would lose control of your body when you get excited? You should not think too much."

Xiao Jingyu looked unwilling, but he had no choice but to pierce the eggs in the bowl sullenly.

Seeing Xiao Jingyu's childish behavior, Miao Miaomiao wanted to laugh but couldn't. In the end, she could only lower her head and drink soup to hide her big smile.

snort!Let you bully me last night! ╭(╯^╰)╮After eating, Miao Miaomiao went to code again.Now his word count is almost ready to open a VIP, and then he will be able to earn money to support him and Xiao Jingyu from code words... Thinking about it, I am a little excited!

His novels are doing well now. After all, the themes of his novels are quite novel, and the most important thing is that there are not many pirate websites, so the number of subscriptions should still be guaranteed.

After typing, Miao Miaomiao began to lie on the bed and read a book again. Xiao Jingyu still wanted to harass him, but Miao Miaomiao had already practiced the magic skill of being calm and not moving even if you harassed him in every possible way.No matter how much Xiao Jingyu harassed him, he remained calm, looked down at the book, and completely ignored Xiao Jingyu.

Xiao Jingyu harassed silently for a while, but still couldn't get a response from Miao Miaomiao. In the end, he ran into the living room out of boredom, changed back to his original shape and lay down in the jacuzzi, and began to take a melancholy bath.

When Miao Miaomiao wanted to go to the bathroom after finishing the book, as soon as he walked into the living room, he saw an octopus the size of an adult man lying melancholy in the jacuzzi, blowing bubbles melancholy, and then melancholy stretching out its tentacles. Pop those bubbles one by one.

Miao Miaomiao: "..."

...It seems that every time he saw Xiao Jingyu's octopus body, Xiao Jingyu's size seemed to be different!It's an amazing thing.

Before going to bed, Miao Miaomiao was about to close the door and go to bed. He originally thought that Xiao Jingyu would not sleep with him tonight, but when he was about to close the door, Xiao Jingyu suddenly appeared in his room At the door of the room, he stretched out his hand to block the door.

Miao Miaomiao knowingly asked, "Why are you in my room?"

Xiao Jingyu said with a straight face: "Sleep."

Then he didn't wait for Miao Miaomiao to respond, he pushed open the door and walked in, then he climbed onto the bed automatically and consciously, and slept on the outside of the bed, leaving the inside of the bed out.

Then Xiao Jingyu patted the inside of the bed, signaling Miao Miaomiao to go to bed.

The expression on his face was very obvious: come to my bed quickly!

Miao Miaomiao was a little dumbfounded, but he could only climb onto the bed silently.

In the middle of the night, Miao Miaomiao was sleeping unconscious, when suddenly, he felt a tentacle sticking into his clothes from behind.

The tentacle was slippery and had suction cups, it was sticky and wet, making it a bit uncomfortable.

Miao Miaomiao frowned in her dream, trying to take out that tentacle, but another tentacle stuck into her clothes and hugged his waist tightly.

Not only that, but then, more and more tentacles tried to reach into his clothes, binding him tightly.

Just when Miao Miaomiao thought she was about to suffocate, the eight tentacles suddenly disappeared and turned into two smooth human arms.

But Miao Miaomiao hadn't let go of his breath yet, the two arms began to slowly swim along the skin under his clothes, with a hot and ambiguous breath...

Just when Miao Miaomiao felt that the breath behind him was getting hotter and more ambiguous, the sound of panting behind him was getting heavier, and he gradually began to lose consciousness...

The breath behind him suddenly turned cold, as if falling from the hot summer to the harsh winter, from the Sahara desert to the extremely cold Arctic, a cold cyclone that seemed to come from Siberia swept across the entire room, causing the temperature of the entire room to suddenly drop to Below zero degree.

Even Miao Miaomiao, who was sleeping soundly, couldn't help shivering, curling herself up into a ball silently.

It's so cold, is the air conditioner broken?But it's not right!He doesn't seem to have an air conditioner at home...

That's weirdzzzzzzzzzz...

When he woke up the next morning, Miao Miaomiao found that Xiao Jingyu's people were gone again. He reached out and touched the place where Xiao Jingyu slept last night, and found that the bed was cold.

This shows that Xiao Jingyu seems to have been away for a long time... Where did he go last night?

Miao Miaomiao was completely at a loss, he felt that Xiao Jingyu seemed a little weird recently.

...Although he was not quite normal.

After returning to the classroom, Miao Miaomiao found that Xiao Jingyu stepped into the classroom again today before the bell rang.

He silently looked at Xiao Jingyu's face, and found that it was not very good... nonsense!Who doesn't sleep all night and fights all night, can he look good?Even an alien octopus needs to rest!But of course, Miao Miaomiao obviously doesn't know this yet.

Miao Miaomiao went to the bathroom after class.

In the toilet, he once again heard the three of Mr. abc discussing while urinating and gossiping——

"Have you heard? Last night, a group of bikers from the school next door were also taught a lesson!"

"Is that the group of gangsters who often rob in cars?"

"That's right, it's them! I heard that their boss was beaten up, even the Harley motorcycles that their boss modified were turned into bicycles!"

"Who beat them? Could it be that martial arts master from before?"

"It seems to be! Fuck, he is so awesome, I really want to worship him as a teacher! Do you think it is possible with my roots?"

"Just forget it, you kid! I'm more likely!"

Miao Miaomiao walked out of the toilet cubicle silently, and saw the three people frantically blocking back and forth, covering left and right.

...and then succeeded, once again wetting my shoes.

After walking out of the toilet, Miao Miaomiao couldn't help but fell into deep thought——

Compared to why Xiao Jingyu didn't sleep at night and went to act as a chivalrous man to do justice for the sky...

... He wants to know why there are so many gangsters near their school, is this really a man?

Well, the plot needs it.

But after serious thinking, Miao Miaomiao felt that it was necessary for him to talk to Xiao Jingyu about his life.

Although Xiao Jingyu looks very powerful, but is it really a man to go to the chivalry every night without sleeping to do justice for the sky?