An Emergency Guide to Keeping Earth Peaceful

That night, Miao Miaomiao was lying on the bed reading a book as usual.

After watching for a while, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Why is Xiao Jingyu so calm today?

No fuss, no teasing, no silence?

This unscientific.

Miao Miaomiao looked back, only to find that Xiao Jingyu was lying on the bed in the same posture as him, and was also reading a book.

It's a long life, and today's Xiao Jingyu actually started to read!

This unscientific.

And Xiao Jingyu actually had a serious face, as if he was serious about overcoming some learning difficulties, and he would frown and touch his chin from time to time.

...what the hell is this octopus looking at?

Miao Miaomiao became more and more curious. After all, Xiao Jingyu said that he thought those questions were easy. What kind of questions can stump Xiao Jingyu?

Miao Miaomiao was very curious, so she took advantage of Xiao Jingyu's inattention and sneaked up to him, looked down, and said, "..."

On the book that Xiao Jingyu was studying seriously, there was a scene of two men embracing each other and rolling into a ball. Xiao Jingyu was actually reading the high-h book that the group of girls gathered together in the morning bl manga!

The most important thing is that the bl manga is very realistic, and the descriptions of those parts are very vivid, without coding!

Miao Miaomiao felt a little bad all over, he subconsciously rushed over and snatched the book: "What are you reading? Why are you reading, reading this!"

He felt that at this moment, he was like a serious parent who was shocked and furious when he found out that his underage son was peeking at pornographic books!

Xiao Jingyu told him calmly: "I saw that you seemed to be very interested in this morning, so I borrowed it to have a look."

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched: "Which of your eyes saw that I was interested in this?"

Xiao Jingyu stretched out two fingers and gestured: "Two eyes."

Miao Miaomiao: "Get out... Don't read it, return it to others immediately."

Xiao Jingyu: "Oh, then I won't watch it."

Miao Miaomiao looked suspicious, why is Xiao Jingyu so obedient?

Sure enough, the next moment, Xiao Jingyu smiled and said, "Anyway, I've already finished watching."

Miao Miaomiao: "...Quickly forget about it!"

The corner of Miao Miaomiao's mouth twitched, and she threw herself on Xiao Jingyu, pinching Xiao Jingyu's neck with both hands and shaking desperately, as if trying to shake all those bad things out of Xiao Jingyu's brain: "Hurry up and forget! Light!"

Xiao Jingyu was pressed under Miao Miaomiao, instead of resisting, he lay down quietly, watching Miao Miaomiao's movements and sitting posture in his spare time.

When Miao Miaomiao calmed down, she realized that she was actually sitting on Xiao Jingyu's body, with her butt touching Xiao Jingyu's lower abdomen. Something like a scene from a bad comic!

The crisis alarm in Miao Miaomiao's brain suddenly beeped, and just when he felt bad and wanted to get up from Xiao Jingyu's body, Xiao Jingyu grabbed his ankle, so he not only He failed to escape, but threw his body forward and fell on Xiao Jingyu's chest.

Faced with such a hug, Xiao Jingyu naturally opened his arms and hugged Miao Miaomiao, and then seriously suggested in Miao Miaomiao's ear: "It turns out that people on earth can also use this posture... why don't we do it?" Would you like to try this pose?"

Miao Miaomiao blushed and said, "Try your sister!"

He doesn't want to lose his chrysanthemum!

……etc!Who said he must be the one below!

Just when Miao Miaomiao wanted to stand up against Xiao Shou and turn around to attack... He found that it seemed a little difficult to carry out this action based on his own and Xiao Jingyu's force values.

never mind!Don't expect to be able to attack!Let's count on defending Chrysanthemum!

Miao Miaomiao tried hard to resist, but Xiao Jingyu easily dispelled all the resisting movements. In the end, Miao Miaomiao finally succeeded...and was crushed by Xiao Jingyu.

Miao Miaomiao: "...!!!"

The crisis alarm in Miao Miaomiao's brain suddenly beeped to the maximum. At the last moment, he struggled weakly and said: "Without ky and condoms... I will die..." With Xiao Jingyu's size , Maybe he will really die!

Unexpectedly, Xiao Jingyu calmly took out these two things from under the pillow and put them in front of Miao Miaomiao.

Miao Miaomiao: "...What the hell? Where did this come from?" Didn't Xiao Jingyu sell out all the piles of sex and condoms? !

Xiao Jingyu told him with a smile: "The ones who stayed on purpose before are prepared for any danger."

Miao Miaomiao: "..." God is going to kill me!

While pressing Miao Miaomiao under him, Xiao Jingyu picked up the ky and carefully studied the written instructions on it.

Miao Miaomiao was like a tortoise lying on its back, lying on its back and pretending to be dead.

But what happened next was beyond everyone's expectations. Just when Xiao Jingyu had everything ready, he just had to walk in at the door... an accident happened.

Miao Miaomiao had already given up on herself and lay down waiting for Xiao Jingyu's next move, but she didn't expect to hear Xiao Jingyu's more and more rapid panting, listening, listening...then suddenly there was no movement.

All sounds are silent.

After a long time, Miao Miaomiao inexplicably opened a pair of eyes to see what was going on.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Jingyu sitting on his body with no expression on his face. The expression on his face was very cold.

Murder spread.

A chill slowly crawled up Miao Miaomiao's back exposed to the air, as if watching a horror movie at night, the back shivered.

So familiar murderous look!

Miao Miaomiao suddenly remembered the scene she had known before, that was the morning after Xiao Jingyu was drunk, he was almost strangled to death by another Xiao Jingyu in Xiao Jingyu's body.

...Could it be that Xiao Jingyu not only switches personalities when he's drunk, but also when he's on fire? !

So if you are xxoo with Xiao Jingyu, you are in danger of being strangled to death every minute? !

Now it's time to play Dafa!

Sure enough, the next moment, Miao Miaomiao was strangled by Xiao Jingyu's neck again. He seemed to see the awe-inspiring killing intent in Xiao Jingyu's eyes, but this time Xiao Jingyu froze before he could exert any force.

His hand kept holding Miao Miaomiao's neck, but suddenly there was no more words.

Miao Miaomiao stared at Xiao Jingyu cautiously with wide eyes, fearing that Xiao Jingyu would strangle him to death the next moment.

But Xiao Jingyu, who had switched his personality, just looked at Miao Miaomiao coldly, with complicated expressions and unpredictable eyes, the hand that wanted to grab Miao Miaomiao's neck was just shaken briefly, and then let go.

He gave Miao Miaomiao a condescending look, then got up from Miao Miaomiao, turned and left Miao Miaomiao's room.

After Xiao Jingyu left, Miao Miaomiao breathed a sigh of relief, and lay powerlessly on the bed, as if he had collapsed. Although Xiao Jingyu didn't do anything to him this time, he felt a sense of death. The feeling of escape.

The murderous look in Xiao Jingyu's eyes just now was really terrifying...

Wow~Dual personalities are so annoying~

Miao Miaomiao turned over and buried her face in the pillow.

After a while, he suddenly thought of a question——

Although Xiao Jingyu changed mentally just now, his body is still the same!So when Xiao Jingyu switched his personality just now, the reaction already started in his body was actually still there... Could it be because of this reason that Xiao Jingyu didn't choke his neck as hard as last time?

Should he be rejoicing?

Miao Miaomiao chuckled, suddenly a little gloating.

I don't know what Xiao Jingyu, who is cold and unreasonable, thinks in his heart when he encounters this situation?

I really want to interview...

But, forget it, for the sake of his own life, he should continue to read books honestly.

Miao Miaomiao turned over and continued to lie on the bed and read a book. Although he had experienced two shocks just now, as a person who came through the storm, he quickly gathered his mind and calmed down, and devoted himself to studying again.

But until Miao Miaomiao was about to go to bed, Xiao Jingyu hadn't come back yet, Miao Miaomiao didn't care so much, she packed up and went to bed by herself.

Since there was no harassment from Xiao Jingyu that night, Miao Miaomiao slept very well, and slept until dawn.

As a result, the next morning, Miao Miaomiao didn't see Xiao Jingyu until before going to school. After returning to the classroom, he looked at Xiao Jingyu's empty seat, and gradually began to panic...Xiao Jingyu ran away all night Where did you go?

He wasn't afraid of what would happen if Xiao Jingyu met a bad guy, after all, if there were really bad guys who met Xiao Jingyu, what would happen would only be those bad guys who don't have eyes.

It wasn't until class was about to start that Xiao Jingyu came back with a low air pressure all over his body. Even Miao Miaomiao, who sat far away from Xiao Jingyu, felt the low air pressure on Xiao Jingyu's body through most of the classroom. Yu had already switched his personality, and Miao Miaomiao, who wanted to go over and ask him why he went there last night, suddenly didn't dare to go forward.

I don't know if it's because of the low air pressure around Xiao Jingyu's body, Miao Miaomiao always feels that the temperature in the classroom today is several degrees lower than usual. Although the coolness is quite cool, it always feels weird.

Miao Miaomiao looked at Xiao Jingyu's back, wanting to know what Xiao Jingyu was doing last night, but it didn't take long for Miao Miaomiao to know the answer to this question.

During recess, Miao Miaomiao took the time to go to the bathroom, and only the cubicle was left in the men's bathroom.

After taking off his pants in the cubicle, Miao Miaomiao heard the familiar gossip and discussions outside.

"Hey, do you know, I heard that the group of gangsters near our school who called themselves the Qilin Gang were all beaten up last night!"

"That group of gangsters who often rob and steal bicycles? Aren't they more attractive than Xiao Pang? I heard that even Xiao Pang dare not mess with them."

"I heard that there is someone behind them, otherwise could they have been so arrogant? I don't know who they provoked this time, the whole lair was blown up, and everyone was beaten up."

"I've heard that too. It seems that there was a big commotion. During that battle, people nearby could hear the group of gangsters being beaten up and screaming."

"The most amazing thing is that it is said that the other party is only one person. He seems to be very young, but his eyes are full of murderous looks. He singled out a whole gang of gangsters!"

"A martial arts master!"

Eyes full of murderous look?

... Why does this adjective sound familiar?

Miao Miaomiao: "..."