[Gintama] I am Teacher Songyang

Songyang was arranging Kagura's clothes when he suddenly heard a loud noise and turned around to see the scene where Kamui was kicked into the wall by Kamui.

"... Shenwei, what happened?" Songyang asked.

"It's nothing, how about breakfast, I'm hungry." Shenwei yawned and went straight downstairs.

"It's ready, wait a minute, Kagura..." Even though he didn't know what happened, Songyang decided to help the clumsy father.He lowered his head and whispered to Kagura a few times, Kagura showed a disgusted expression: "Hey...?"

"Go ahead, I'll give you some snacks tonight." Songyang pushed her.

Under the temptation of snacks, Kagura walked up to her father with a towel in her hand, and said coquettishly, "Dad, can you wipe my face for me?"

Kamaki's heart broken by his son was instantly healed, and his coquettish daughter is the cutest little angel in the world!Saying "Okay, okay" repeatedly, Kamiko hurriedly took a towel to help Kagura wipe his face.

Then... Kagura ran back crying.

"What's the matter?" Songyang hugged Kagura in confusion, and when she let go of her hand, she saw her blushing cheeks—how hard did it take to rub her face like this!

"Songyang, don't worry about that idiot!" Mrs. God appeared at some time, and took over the weeping Kagura: "He has been like this since before, and he knows nothing but fighting. It's too dangerous for him to take care of the child."

Songyang looked at the lost Kamui, and then at the crying Kagura, and decided that children were more important: "Okay, I'll go and see Kamui."

Before the breakfast was served, Shenwei had already gone to the kitchen to start eating.Songyang picked him up from behind: "No, have you washed your face and brushed your teeth?"

"It's so annoying." Shenwei kicked Songyang with a backflip, and Songyang grabbed his feet and carried him into the bathroom.Shenwei still wanted to hit him again, but a towel covered his face, wiped his face gently and comfortably, and then let go, only then did Shenwei see Songyang's smiling face that could not refuse: "Okay, go brush your teeth now , If you don’t brush your teeth, you won’t have food.”

Shenwei snorted, and went to brush his teeth obediently.He didn't want to waste precious meal time on such trivial matters. If it was late, Kagura would snatch away breakfast.

Shenhuang is a person who doesn't hold grudges, so he naturally thinks that others are as rough as him. Songyang's injury has not yet recovered, and he has already become a brother and brother with Songyang.Fortunately, Songyang really didn't hold grudges and didn't give him a knife.

The reason why he got close to Songyang was because of one thing: how to subdue his son and daughter?

"I really want Kamui and Kagura to cry and tell me, Dad, I'm so scared, I want to sleep with Dad!" Shenhuang complained: "Songyang, how did you do it, please teach me !"

"...I can't imagine the scene where they act like a baby..." Songyang shook his head: "Even Kagura wouldn't be so scared to cry..."

Speaking of this, Songyang thought of his three students again.It seems that there was such a scene, Yin Shi, Jin Zhu, and Gui were scared by the ghost story and wanted to sleep with the teacher. Now that I think about it, they probably just wanted to make him happy!But even if it was a fake, Song Yang still felt warm in his heart when he recalled the scene at that time.

"That, Songyang?" Shenhuang recalled Songyang's thoughts, and asked suspiciously: "With that look on your face, are you thinking about your child?"

Songyang was surprised by Shenhuang's occasional sharpness, smiled and shook his head: "It's not my child, it's my student."

"Students?" Someone suddenly spoke up behind him, and Shenwei, who had climbed up to the roof with him at some point, asked curiously, "There are students in Songyang? What kind of people are they? Are they powerful?"

"Shenwei, be careful." Even though he knew that Shenwei would be fine if he fell from the roof, Songyang still stretched out his hand to him.Shenhuang on the side patted Songyang's hand away, and laughed loudly: "Haha, don't worry, Shenwei's bones are very hard, and he can't die if he falls off the roof. fine!"

"..." Although Songyang is very wordy and always underestimates himself, he is much better than his father.Shenwei looked coldly at him, and sat next to Songyang. "Hey, what kind of people are the students of Songyang?"

Shenwei is eager to try, he still can't beat Songyang, Songyang's students should have learned some of his skills, maybe it's worth fighting.

Songyang didn't know what Shenwei was thinking, and when he thought carefully about the characters of Jinzhu, Yinshi, and Gui, he showed a worried look: "Those children... they look strong and independent on the outside, but they are actually fragile and innocent. It always makes people worry that they will be cheated and bullied after leaving home. Even though they know they have grown up, they still can't help but worry."

"What...is he such a useless guy?" Shenwei pouted contemptuously, losing interest in Songyang's students.

Shenhuang stayed at home not long before leaving. During this period, he tried to be a "good father" like Songyang, but unfortunately all ended in failure.For example, helping Kagura put on clothes, tearing the sleeves of Kagura's clothes, helping Kamui tie up hair, directly tore off a few strands of hair, and was chased and beaten all over the street by two children.Later, he gave up on himself and treated his children according to his original method, giving Kagura monster teeth as gifts, and fighting with Kamui, but won the love of the two children again.So Kamaki became complacent again, and felt that there was no need to learn from Songyang. Although Kamui and Kagura would not act like a baby with him, they still liked Dad!Then, after knowing Songyang for a long time, he was sure that his character would not attack his wife, so Shenhuang left with peace of mind.

"That guy is really...always so disregarding his family..." Mrs. God complained, but she never stopped her husband from leaving. If it takes too long, Kagura will definitely forget Dad, idiot..."

It has been a year since Kamiaki left this time, and although he occasionally returns with letters, he has been wandering and fighting in the universe.Only then did Songyang know that Shenhuang had a well-known name in the universe, called Master Xinghaifang.It is said that he is a savior who swept across the stars, hunted down countless alien monsters, and saved countless planets in distress. Names are linked together.

During this year, Songyang officially became the teacher of Shenwei.The Yetu tribe has a special school, but the school teacher was defeated by Shenwei when he was 6 years old. Since then, Shenwei has never been willing to go to school.In his eyes, strength is the most important thing, learning others is a waste of time.In this regard, Mrs. Shen can't do anything about it. Like Songyang and Shenhuang, she is unwilling to impose her own ideas on Shenwei and hinder his growth path.Therefore, after learning that Songyang was a teacher, he asked him.

"What can you teach me?" Shenwei tilted his head and asked curiously, "How to kill with a knife?"

"No." Songyang shook his head: "What I want to teach you is how to kill without a knife."

Shenwei is a person who only believes in power. In a way, he is very strong, and his beliefs are stronger than the students of Songyang, but on the other hand, this kind of person is easy to die under conspiracy. I hope Kamui has such a day.

"Hey? Conspiracy? What is that?" Shenwei said with disdain on his face, "It means that the weak can only gather together to defeat the strong through despicable means?"

It seems that it is useless to just talk, Songyang directly summoned some of Shenwei's former defeated generals, and set up a trap to give Shenwei a head-on blow.Then Songyang asked Shenwei who was caught: "Would you be willing to lose to such an opponent? Would you be willing to die at the hands of such a person?"

Kamui shook his head.

"Me too." Songyang rubbed Shenwei's messy long hair: "If Shenwei died somewhere in battle one day, I would be sad, but thinking that Shenwei met a powerful opponent and died in battle as he wished, I will also fight for you Happy. But if Shenwei dies at the hands of despicable people, I will feel very unwilling."

"..." Shenwei looked at Songyang.The palm stroking on the head was warm and strong, and the owner of the palm was a guy with a thin body, beautiful like a woman, and looked very fragile.But this guy can fight inextricably with his father, the master of Xinghai Fang known as the strongest night rabbit in the universe, and he can also use tricks easily with his mind.

Looking into Songyang's eyes, Kamui nodded: "I'm sure, a real strong person has a strong body and a strong soul at the same time, just like your soul."

Songyang was stunned for a moment in confusion, Shenwei had already broken free from the rope and jumped down, and stretched out his hand to Songyang: "Then, I want to become a strong man who can defeat you, Teacher Songyang."

Songyang shook back with a smile: "Then you have to work hard, Shenwei."

Kamui doesn't like to use intrigue, and Songyang doesn't intend to forcibly change his character.He taught Shenwei all kinds of conspiracies, just to let him know what despicable people would do against a powerful single cell like him, how to lure him into being fooled, and how to frame him.Shenwei himself is a very smart child, he is just too lazy to waste energy on things other than fighting, he can easily absorb the knowledge taught by Songyang, and find ways to solve various tricks with his own strength.

A year later, Kamaki returned home.

As Mrs. Shen said, Kagura no longer remembers this father.One is that Kagura has unknowingly transferred her memory of her father to Matsuyo, who takes care of her every day, because Kagami has been away from home for too long, and the other is that Kagura's image has also changed a lot.

Not to mention the stubble on his face, which looks like a beast, his hair is also...

"... Shenhuang, are you a little bald?" Songyang asked hesitantly.

"What kind of bald head, what nonsense are you talking about!" Shenhuang grabbed Songyang and yelled, "I just moved a little on my hairline, don't talk nonsense!"

Kagura looked at the imageless Kamaki, then at the gentle and elegant Matsuyo, and asked her mother, "Mummy, isn't Matsuyo really my father? I don't want a bald man to be my father..."

Madam God covered her face: "I don't want my husband to be bald either."

The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone! !