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Song Yuan redoubled her determination to become friends with Jiang Jiaming.

It was almost picked, and the peppercorns piled up into hills in the bowl.Song Yuan took a deep breath, pondered for a while, "THANKyou..."

When Jin Yiheng expressed his gratitude, he often said in a strange voice: "THANKYOU!" Song Yuan mustered up the courage to imitate, the first word imitated the essence of Jin Yiheng, but when she saw Jiang Jiaming's shocked expression, Song Yuan immediately said Decadent, nondescript.

"You're welcome," Jiang Jiaming smiled and rolled his eyes, "It's pretty similar."

Song Yuan got the encouragement, and she became more and more eager to try on the road of humor.

He cleared his throat, "One day, the crab walked too anxiously and bumped into a fish. The fish was hit very painfully, very painfully, and yelled at the crab angrily while crying, what do you do?" Walking? You're blind!"

Song Yuan was very satisfied with her rendering of the scene, and looked at Jiang Jiaming expectantly, eager for some reaction.Before Jiang Jiaming realized what was going on, he and Song Yuan stared wide-eyed.

Song Yuan couldn't wait to give a hint, "Guess what the crab said?"

"What about the crab?" Jiang Jiaming took a bite of the eggplant, thought for a while, and said in Nohara Shinnosuke's tone, "The effect of force is mutual, and it hurts me too!"

Song Yuan shook her head, excitedly revealing the answer, "The crab said, I'm not a shrimp, I'm a crab!"

"Playing with homophonic sounds? It's too slippery without such ones."

That's what he said, but Jiang Jiaming was not dissatisfied, and seemed to think the joke was very funny.

The only audience gave very effective feedback, and Song Yuan performed even more vigorously, "There was an elk, who was too playful and ran to a strange place and couldn't find his way. He was crying and called his good friend giraffe, hello , I'm lost! Guess what the giraffe said?"

"Giraffes say 'moo'..." Seeing Song Yuan's blank expression, Jiang Jiaming explained, "I've heard that giraffes make this kind of cry."

"The giraffes here can speak human language." Song Yuan corrected.

Jiang Jiaming speculated along the homophonic joke of the crab, "The giraffe will probably say, I am a giraffe!"

"bingo!"

Song Yuan was a little excited, it was rare for their brain circuits to match up once.Even though it was only once, Song Yuan seemed to have found a bosom friend.I found out later that it seemed a little stupid, just a stupid bad joke, and he didn't make it up himself.It's just a stupid joke that he saw in the reading material and thought it was funny and wrote it down.

He restrained himself a little, after all, he had achieved his goal of leaving a humorous impression in Jiang Jiaming's heart.

Jiang Jiaming kept laughing, as if the cold joke really made him very happy, and he couldn't finish it.

"Any more?"

Song Yuan couldn't think of any other jokes, so she shook her head.

"In your joke, why do the protagonists cry so much? The little fish cried, and the elk cried too."

"It hurts a fish when it is hit by a crab, of course it will cry. Even the elk can't find their way home, so they will cry when they are in a hurry."

Jiang Jiaming couldn't help laughing, "Okay, fish and elk love to cry."

Song Yuan suddenly remembered the last time Jiang Jiaming bumped into her and wiped her tears in the classroom.He felt ashamed for a while, and corrected: "It's not that I like to cry. I cry when something bad happens. It's an expression of sadness."

Jiang Jiaming raised his cheeks, held the chopsticks in one hand and played with them, and asked with great interest: "Don't you cry with joy when you are happy?"

"No way," Song Yuan roughly recalled, "I never cried when I was too happy."

Jiang Jiaming was stunned for a second, then smiled, "Okay."

Song Yuan realized belatedly that Jiang Jiaming was talking about the fish and elk in the joke, not Song Yuan.Self-confessed, made a big joke.

Why does he become clumsy when he encounters Jiang Jiaming?He just wants to have a friend so he won't feel lonely anymore.Even making friends is so difficult.

The depressed mood made Maoxuewang not fragrant.There are a lot of bean sprouts left that have not been eaten.

Jiang Jiaming sent the bowls and chopsticks to the small window for recycling tableware, and also helped Song Yuan by the way.Song Yuan thanked him softly, "Thank you."

"Isn't that good?" Jiang Jiaming turned to look at him, "The English teachers who taught our class all praised your pure American accent, why are you imitating Jin Yiheng's weird voice?"

"It's fine with you."

The bright smile made Song Yuan feel that she saw the sun for a moment.Although it sounds vulgar, it was indeed Song Yuan's true feelings at that moment.

The feeling of heartbeat lasted for 1 minute, and Song Yuan forcibly suppressed it——Jiang Jiaming is a straight man with a girlfriend!

It's not moral to like boys with girlfriends, Song Yuan will never allow herself to become an immoral bad person.Such thoughts are dangerous and must be quickly extinguished at the source.

Just be friends.Song Yuan thought.If you are a little more greedy, you will be good friends.

Song Yuan's mind was full of "how to become closer friends with Jiang Jiaming", and she glanced at Jiang Jiaming from time to time, only thinking that Jiang Jiaming was strangely good-looking, and didn't pay attention to the steps under her feet, and stepped on the air.

"Hey! Be careful."

Jiang Jiaming quickly grabbed Song Yuan's arm.

After the dazed Song Yuan stabilized herself, Jiang Jiaming joked about Song Yuan and sang with the five notes of a McDonald's commercial: "Be silly!"

Song Yuan was stunned for a full five seconds before realizing where this familiar tune came from, and then burst into hearty laughter.

"So funny?" Jiang Jiaming also laughed, "Let's treat it as a return gift for your cold joke."

The reason it's funny is not because it's a McDonald's ad, not because it's such a silly line like "be silly, be it!", but——

There are five notes in total, and Jiang Jiaming unexpectedly failed to tune three of them.

Just as Jiang Jiaming said "goodbye" to Song Yuan, a hand was put on his shoulder.Jin Yiheng looked like he was watching a movie, "Why do you eat with Song Yuan? Isn't Song Yuan a tenth-level autistic patient, an independent flower of Gaoling, who doesn't dislike you for disturbing his purity?"

"No."

Jiang Jiaming always felt that Song Yuan, who watched robots fight with a cold face in the Science and Technology Museum today, was very lonely, like a stray kitten who hides from you and longs to be cared for.I don't know why he is unhappy, but Jiang Jiaming still wants to touch the head of the stray kitten, hoping that he will be happier.

"Oh, by the way, Song Yuan also told jokes."

"No~ yes~ right~"

"Wow, you're really good. Is this the voice of a human being? If you don't know it, you might think you stepped on a chicken's neck!"

"Damn, I'm a chicken, you're a duck!"

"Go where you are cool!"

"The basketball court is cool, let's go, let's play basketball!...Hey, you haven't told me yet, what joke did Song Yuan tell? Tell me about it?"

"Go hit your ball, don't tell you!"

The sun was in the west, and the sun was shining, and the youthful figures on the court ran into the brilliant light and shadow.

The author says:

At this point, the high school episode is over~

Everyone here is so cute~

下一章就开始下一阶段啦~将会在26号入v三更6000+这周日不更，去存稿啦！预计26号中午12点，下午6点，7点三更~入v后更新会更勤快的！

Seeing that everyone said that they thought it was over when they saw the episode, but they didn't expect it to be over yet, so I don't need to worry too much!Because my articles won’t be too long~ and I don’t cheat!Everyone can rest assured~

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