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What Jiang Jiaming didn't know was that Song Yuan's uneasiness didn't come from running into Jiang Jiaming's arms—it was a step in the plan to pretend to slip and fall into Jiang Jiaming's arms accidentally.

Up to now, he has completed the second "little bird cuddling, hugging and acting like a baby" and the third "buttoning the wrong button, Blurred and sexy".Although the second item was discounted, and he had no face to say "I'm so cold, can you hug me?", but he completed 90.00% of the third item. And confused expression.

Although the degree of completion is still acceptable, Song Yuan believes that the inability to be thick-skinned for the sake of excellence is a flaw in the plan.Now that the blemishes have appeared, the first "hair brushing the face, exhaling like blue" needs to be completed [-]%.

But just thinking of the content of this article makes me scratch my toes in shame.He was obviously so ashamed that he was going crazy, but he still had to complete it [-]%.

Uneasy, apprehensive... I was so nervous that my stomach clenched, and I was so nervous that I was about to cry.

It's too stupid to breathe out suddenly, if you want to speak, you must speak... Song Yuan didn't even realize that her voice was trembling, "Jiang Jiaming, I..."

Jiang Jiaming suddenly took a step back, pulling half an arm's distance away from Song Yuan.

"Song Yuan, don't worry. I really won't do anything rude to you."

Jiang Jiaming's expression was very serious, very serious.Whether it's the slightly furrowed eyebrows or the frank look into his own eyes, it shows how honest and reliable he is.

Song Yuan lost her voice.He knew that Jiang Jiaming might have misunderstood something, maybe Jiang Jiaming really believed that it was an accident.Jiang Jiaming took his embarrassment as distrust of himself.Therefore, Jiang Jiaming did not push the boat along with the flow, but distanced himself and said to him: He Jiang Jiaming is very polite, and you, Song Yuan, are safe.

But I really miss you being rude to me... Can you touch me!

Song Yuan was particularly wronged.The shameless seduction resulted in the sentence "I won't do anything rude to you", which made Song Yuan discouraged.For no reason, he thought of the comment he saw, "After using this trick, if the man is still indifferent, it means that there is something wrong with the man's sexual function-the thing is short."Song Yuan thought viciously, Jiang Jiaming didn't chirp.

After the self-defeating viciousness, he was very depressed.

Jiang Jiaming fiddled with it for a while, and the water was normal and the temperature was normal, and no problems were found.No problem is a normal thing, this is a new water heater that has not been used a few times.But Song Yuan insisted with an awkward face that there was something wrong, which made Jiang Jiaming very puzzled.

Jiang Jiaming turned around and said to Song Yuan, "This water heater is really good."

Song Yuan raised her head abruptly, "It's just so annoying, if you want to be bad, you can be bad, and if you want to be good, just be good!"

I am talking about you!Be rude to me if you want to be rude to me, be polite to me if you want to be polite to me, do I need you to be polite to me?

Obviously everyone is an ordinary person, why should he be tortured by love so much?

Jiang Jiaming was a little troubled, "Why are you unhappy?"

Stop pretending to be garlic!To tease other people's hearts so that their arrhythmia, without the slightest awareness of this, is simply... abhorrent!

Since you can't understand the euphemistic way, then I will explain it clearly one by one, so that you can understand!

Suddenly, Song Yuan's momentum became quite strong, which startled Jiang Jiaming.He said blankly, "What's the matter with you?"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Jiaming was pushed and shoved by Song Yuan, and his back slammed into the wall.If you have to say it, this is a standard wall-thumping pose, but it doesn't have any romantic atmosphere, it's like a war.Facing him was a series of questions from the red-faced Song Yuan.One question after another was like a bullet, hitting him dumbfounded.

"When you graduated from high school, you said you wanted me to jerk you off because you liked mine, right?"

"You want me to live next door to yours because you like me?"

"You drove Lu Yang away, protected me, picked me up, all because you liked me?!"

It was the first time for Jiang Jiaming to know that there are still people in this world who can talk about so many "likes" so murderously.Song Yuan was so angry that not only her face and neck were blushing, but even her exposed skin was turning red.The angry "it's because I like mine" one after another, seems to be reprimanding him for his ulterior motives.Could it be that he accidentally offended Song Yuan again?It shouldn't be!He just glanced at Song Yuan's collarbone secretly, then at Song Yuan's calf and curled up toes, and lightly touched Song Yuan's soft back with his fingers for a second, at most, secretly It was just smelling Song Yuan's sweet fragrance after taking a bath... Other than that, he dared to swear to God, he didn't even look at her, and he didn't have any dirty intentions... There was no time to get up.

Besides, even if she had a crush on Song Yuan, it was a recent thing.The matter of graduating from high school was completely a drunken accident. If Jin Yiheng hadn't told him, he might still be kept in the dark until now.As a landlord, he just needs a tenant who behaves properly and can pay the rent on time... Based on his understanding of Song Yuan, he knows that Song Yuan meets the requirements.As for driving away Lu Yang to protect Song Yuan, Jiang Jiaming only regarded it as a little effort from the neighbors.

Jiang Jiaming can completely deny Song Yuan's accusations without guilt.

"I'm not, I really haven't. I swear to you!"

Song Yuan should feel relieved.

What Jiang Jiaming didn't expect was that Song Yuan was shocked.Then, the astonishment turned into grievance, the crystal water flashed in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled down sadly.Jiang Jiaming said a few more words of comfort, proving that he did not intend to offend Song Yuan, but at this moment Song Yuan felt ashamed and indignant as if she had been insulted.

"Jiang Jiaming doesn't have Chirp," Song Yuan shouted, "No Chirp!"

"……what?"

Jiang Jiaming subconsciously looked at the crotch, wondering whether Song Yuan's "chirp" was really the thing.Song Yuan's expression looked like she was about to curse viciously, but if "chirp" really meant what he thought, then Song Yuan's way of cursing was quite childish.

"You get out!"

Song Yuan was slender, but the strength in her hand was not light at all, she grabbed Jiang Jiaming's hand and dragged him out.

I have long been used to Song Yuan's tyrant personality, but Jiang Jiaming occasionally wants to resist his tyranny.He yelled to Song Yuan through the door: "If you say I don't have one, is that right?"

After speaking, he smiled and rolled his eyes again.Why are you arguing with Song Yuan about whether there is such a thing?How stupid.

But since Song Yuan is pleasing to the eye, no matter what Song Yuan does, be it arrogant or angry, he will find it cute.

Soon, however, he stopped laughing.When he sent a message to Song Yuan asking "Why are you unhappy?", he found that he was blocked.The phone can't get through either.

Jiang Jiaming: "..."

The author says:

Song Yuan became angry from embarrassment! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Speak amazing words! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha (the author who has no conscience is laughing

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