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Song Yuan saw a post on a forum for straight men titled "Six Moments That Fascinate Straight Men of Steel - Revealing the Secrets of Women's Sweet Care".This post attracted Song Yuan's attention because of the astonishing number of replies.If you make good use of the methods, you may be able to cultivate a small sapling with good feelings into a towering tree.

The first one, brushing his cheeks with her hair, exhaling like blue in his ear.

Song Yuan: ...

Hair?Exhale like blue?

It is no exaggeration to say that Song Yuan's expression is comparable to "subway, grandpa."

However, what is unbelievable is that in the comments below, many people echoed excitedly, "Ahhhhhhhh yes! Her hair swept across my face, and I smelled the fragrance of flowers, so sexy. "

"That day, my girl blew in my ear. It was hot and fragrant. I was hard."

Song Yuan couldn't understand, so she scrolled to the next one.

The second one, the little bird crawled into his arms like a human being, hugged him tightly and acted like a baby, "I'm so cold, can you hug me?"

Song Yuan: ...

Song Yuan: ...This way, it's so contrived.

The comment section is a different story.

"This pair of men will definitely try everything. If it doesn't work, I will send my face to SF for you to smoke."

"After using this trick, if the man is still indifferent, it means that there is something wrong with the man's sexual function - that thing is short."

The third one is to wear a wet white shirt after bathing, with the buttons buttoned wrong on purpose, in order to expose the collarbone and show him a confused and sexy side.

Song Yuan: ...

Song Yuan: Who would wear a white shirt after taking a shower?Also intentionally buckle the wrong button?

Needless to say, the comment section of this article exploded again, full of "wonderful!", "I'm so in love", "sexy to nosebleed"...

Song Yuan really couldn't stand it, so she closed the post.One thing became more and more certain in my heart: Gay and straight men may really not be the same species.

If so, if he falls in love with Jiang Jiaming, it will be a love that crosses species.

Song Yuan couldn't laugh, but felt quite sad.

Song Yuan decided to work harder, so she reopened the post for research.

"The water heater in my house seems to be broken," Song Yuan said without any panic on the surface, "May I borrow your bathroom for a while?"

When he first moved here, Jiang Jiaming said that the water heater in the room had broken down before and he wanted to come over to check it.At that time, Song Yuan was still very afraid that Jiang Jiaming would touch her, and she might force him to masturbate.Jiang Jiaming is obviously a straight man, and he had a pretty good relationship with him in high school, but it is simply abhorrent to betray him by making such a nasty and nasty joke when he graduated.

So when she saw that Jiang Jiaming was going to enter the house no matter what, Song Yuan closed the door decisively.

However, the water heater has broken down.Song Yuan has always paid attention to the use and maintenance of the water heater carefully, but after using it for a period of time, there is no error in the water heater.

This time, he came here to carry out the important task of awakening Jiang Jiaming's love for him by taking advantage of the fact that the water heater was broken.

Strangely, Jiang Jiaming seemed very surprised, as if surprised by how the water heater suddenly broke down.

"You said the water heater is broken? No way?"

The water heater has been broken before, isn't that what you said?Song Yuan frowned slightly, but his "pounding" heart made him unable to devote any energy to thinking about things other than the battle plan.

"Can I take a shower?"

Seeing that Song Yuan was carrying shampoo and body wash in one hand and clean clothes in the other, it was impossible for Jiang Jiaming to say something like "I'll go to your house to check the water heater", so he could only agree first.

Jiang Jiaming invited Song Yuan into the room, "Okay. Come in."

The real planning starts right after the shower.Although Song Yuan procrastinated for time, the water mist almost knocked him out.

Song Yuan is a serious person.There is clearly no room for half-heartedness in trying to foster a cross-species love affair.

Not completely dry body, there is.White shirt, yes.Wrong buttons, yes.Song Yuan stared at the mirror, which seemed to be full of loopholes, but in fact she was fully armed, repeating the plan to be implemented in her mind over and over again.Nervous stomach ache.

Seeing him, Jiang Jiaming opened his mouth a few times, and finally said, "Song Yuan, you need to fasten your buttons again."

Song Yuan lowered her head, her wet bangs blocking her eyes.After hearing Jiang Jiaming's words, he nodded slightly, "Yes".

Jiang Jiaming suddenly felt that Song Yuan was very sexy today.I don't know how it happened, even if I look back on Song Yuan's photos recently, it is difficult to have the simple mood of admiring the beautiful artwork.No matter how you look at it, why do you think it's sexy as hell.

What's more, it was the disheveled Song Yuan standing in front of him.

Jiang Jiaming looked away, "I'll go and see the water heater in your house..."

He passed by Song Yuan's side, and Song Yuan staggered a few steps and fell on top of him.

Song Yuan, who suddenly ran into his arms, was like a bird that accidentally collided with a human being during flight, her trembling body showed a fragility that could not be parried.

Song Yuan can be so domineering that people can't lift their heads, and can also be pitiful to the point of blood.

Jiang Jiaming wanted to hug him and possess him, but as soon as his fingers touched his back, he let go.

Jiang Jiaming caught a glimpse of the slippers hooked on Song Yuan's feet, and guessed that this little accident might be due to Song Yuan's slippery feet and not standing firmly.

Song Yuan was once hurt so much by an offense he made when he graduated from high school. Of course Jiang Jiaming didn't want Song Yuan to be hurt again, so he didn't dare to do it again.This small accident, it is better to say that it is an opportunity to make up for past mistakes in front of Song Yuan.

Song Yuan must be very nervous.Jiang Jiaming caught sight of Song Yuan's red earlobes and neck.It seemed really disturbing.

The author says:

Jiang: I want to behave well in front of Song Yuan, and I can't make him think I'm a pervert (ambitious)

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