Xiao Zhongya's plan to grow taller

When the sky turns white, the ordinary day in Yokohama begins.

When Kunikida walked into the detective agency, Ranpo was playing chess with him, and Kyoka was staring at a cup of steaming tea. There was no one else in the detective agency, so he rolled up his sleeve and looked at his watch.

At this time, Atsushi is rushing to sell eggs at the supermarket, Tanizaki is sending Naomi to school, Dr. Yosano is catching up on sleep, Kenji is helping others, Dazai...

Kunikida looked up at the sofa where Dazai often lay.

— where to commit suicide.

"Mr. Ranpo, don't you have any commissions today?"

"Yes." Edogawa Ranpo shook the chess piece, "But it's too simple, so I won't accept it."

It was the expected answer.

Kunikida looked at Kyoka: "Atsushi should be back soon..."

Before the words finished, hurried footsteps sounded behind him, followed by Atsushi Nakajima's voice: "Mr. Kunikida, good morning!"

Atsushi Nakajima had a shopping bag hanging in each hand, and was holding a shopping bag in his arms. His eyes were shining, and seeing Kunikida's eyes, he grinned: "It's a big sale, so I bought a lot!"

The moment Jinghua saw Atsushi Nakajima, she immediately picked up the tea and walked over quickly: "Drink tea."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Thank you, Kyoka."

At nine o'clock in the morning, Tanizaki Junichiro returned to the detective agency with his exhausted body.

Seeing the sluggish Junichiro, Atsushi Nakajima leaned over with his broom in his hand and asked, "Mr. Tanizaki, what's wrong with you?"

Tanizaki Junichiro silently shed two lines of tears: "Naomi's school has changed security guards, I was sent to the police station by the security guards as a pervert, obviously Naomi wanted me to touch..."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't understand very well.

At eleven o'clock in the morning, I came to the detective agency with Yosano Akiko.

At twelve noon, Kenji returned to the detective agency with snacks and delicacies from his neighbors.

At 12:30 noon, when the members of the detective agency were eating, Osamu Dazai came back.

The members of the detective agency are surprised to hear Osamu Dazai's voice outside.

"Dazai is back!"

"Maybe it's because I haven't found a suitable suicide method."

"Hmph, it's also possible that he got into trouble outside and asked the detective agency to wipe his ass!"

Just after Kunikida finished speaking, the door of the detective agency was pushed open, and Osamu Dazai walked in with a smile on his face.

"Dazai!" Kunikida stood up and said righteously, "Are you causing trouble outside again—"

Kunikida looked at the child brought in by Osamu Dazai and lost his voice, and the other members of the detective agency also kept watching Osamu Dazai motionless.

Osamu Dazai's smile became brighter, he bowed his head and said, "Chuya, let's say hello."

Chuya Nakahara, who was holding Osamu Dazai tightly, took off the sun hat on his head, showing his red eyes and red nose from crying, and bowed to the members of the rigid detective agency.

"Brothers and sisters, my name is Nakahara Chuya."

Ten minutes later, apart from Atsushi Nakajima and Kyoka, Kunikida dragged Osamu Dazai and others to the detective agency for an emergency meeting.

Through the door, everyone's voices were extremely soft.

"Chuya Nakahara? Is it the Chuya Nakahara I know? How did he get smaller? And he still looks like he doesn't know us. Could it be that he lost his memory?" Junichiro Tanizaki asked several questions in one breath.

Kunikida was a little confused, he grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and shook it vigorously: "Dazai, explain it to me quickly!"

"There's nothing to explain, it's just what you see, he is Chuya Nakahara~~" Kunikida trembled at the following words.

If Dazai says he is Nakahara Chuya, then he must be Nakahara Chuya. After all, he is a combination once called "Double Black", so it is impossible to admit his mistake, but...

Kunikida was so stared that his eyes were about to pop out of their sockets: "Since he is Chuya Nakahara, why did you bring him to the detective agency? Send him back quickly!"

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai hesitated for a second, "It can't be done."

Kunikida seemed to hear the sound of shattering lenses.

Osamu Dazai said: "I have accepted his commission and will send him home."

ha?

Kunikida was at a loss.

Since the commission is to go home, wouldn't it be over to send him to the port mafia?

At the same time, inside the detective agency.

Atsushi Nakajima's nerves have been tense all the time. He has seen Nakahara Chuya's supernatural ability. He is a man comparable to Mr. Dazai. Even if he is smaller, he is still threatening, but...

Atsushi Nakajima leaned over vigilantly and nervously and asked, "Mr. Zhongyuan, are you okay?"

Nakahara Nakaya, who was sitting on the sofa with his feet in the air, clenched his hands into fists and propped them on his knees, trying to force back his tears.

Hearing Atsushi Nakajima's words, Nakaya tensed his cheeks and did not dare to nod. He was afraid of shaking his tears, so he said in a sonorous and forceful tone, "I'm fine!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Outside the door, after listening to the story told by Osamu Dazai, everyone said, "You are not lying to us." "...

Osamu Dazai spread his hands, shrugged and said, "This world is so crazy."

As soon as the words fell, Nakahara Chuya's shout came from the detective agency: "—Brother!"

When Kunikida and the others heard this hasty cry, their spiritual world was hit hard, and they thought rationally on the verge of collapse: Indeed, if this is Chuya Nakahara, how could he call Dazai "brother" instead of Dazai? "You bastard" would be fine.

Osamu Dazai opened the door and entered with a friendly smile: "Chuya, what's the matter?"

Zhongya Nakahara jumped off the sofa and ran over to grab Dazai Osamu's cuff, tugged it, and when Dazai squatted down, Zhongya Nakahara blushed slightly, and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "I...I want to pee..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Kunikida: "..."

The rest of the detective agency: "..."

After a brief silence, Osamu Dazai grabbed Chuya Nakahara's shoulder and turned him to Atsushi Nakajima: "If you want to pee, go to Brother Atsu, and Brother Atsu will take you there."

When Atsushi Nakajima took Chuya Nakahara to the toilet, Osamu Dazai changed his friendly face and sat on the sofa seriously, with his chin resting on his hands.

"Dazai?" Kunikida just approached, and heard Osamu Dazai's thoughts.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I should have recorded what Chuya said I wanted to pee just now, and then find a chance to listen to it, hehe..."

"No, no, no, Chuya trusts me so much that I can't do something wrong to Chuya...how about taking a picture of going to the bathroom?"

Seeing that Dazai was about to put his hand into his pocket, Kunikida bulged his forehead, strode forward and grabbed Dazai by the collar and roared, "——You bandage waste device, wake up! You want Nakahara Chuya to dismantle the detective agency !?"

"Eh——" Osamu Dazai dragged his voice, "I'm just thinking about it, and I haven't taken action yet, so it doesn't count."

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida: "Dazai, are you trash?"

Osamu Dazai: "!"

Taking advantage of the protagonist's absence, Osamu Dazai stated the contents of the commission. There was a map of Yokohama on the tea table where lunch was piled up, and Dazai circled three places on the map with a red pen.

"Children's Park." Iimachi Park.

"Tram stop." Convenience store.

"Home." The construction site.

The red line starts from Iimachi Park, turns left and goes right past the convenience store to the construction site.

Several heads got together to discuss.

Yosano Akiko's idea is simple: "If the child is lost, the parents must be worried, maybe they have already called the police, maybe it's all on the news."

Speaking of taking out the phone.

Junichiro Tanizaki agrees with Yosano: "I think the clothes he wears are quite expensive, and his parents should treat him well. As long as there is news, we can contact the other party and send this child who looks like Chuya Nakahara back. "

Kunikida asked, "What if there is no news? Where will he stay if his parents can't be found?"

After finishing the words, several eyes looked at Kunikida in unison.

The corners of Kunikida's eyes twitched: "Let me tell you, his existence itself is very strange. What if we take him into the detective agency and is discovered by the port mafia? Let the two Central Plains meet? How should we explain this at that time?" Phenomenon?"

"'Guests from a street that doesn't exist'." Edogawa's voice came leisurely, "It's fine to explain it this way. If they want to know the exact location, let them find it themselves, but what? ..." He smiled confidently, "How could they find a place where even a detective (me) couldn't find it."

When Chuya Nakahara came back with Atsushi Nakajima, they had already discussed a solution——

"Chuya, you are living with brother Dazai (me) from today, are you happy? Excited? Can't you wait?" Dazai turned around and squatted down beside Nakahara Nakaya Cheeky eyes stared at him.

After releasing the pressure, Chuya Nakahara's collapsed mood improved. He was wiping the water stains on his hands with a paper towel. Hearing this, he looked at Osamu Dazai, and then at other people in the detective agency. The next second, he ran to the sofa, I buried my head in my schoolbag and looked through it, putting the precious things on the table.

"Mom said that you need to pay for help, but I don't have any money, only these things..." Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed the hem of his clothes and was nervous, "Only these things, will you help me?"

Suddenly, a hand was placed on top of his head, and Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his head.

Yosano Akiko smiled softly: "If you call me 'Sister Akiko', I will help you if you don't accept anything."

"And me and me!" Edogawa Luanbu approached, with a lollipop in his mouth, "Call me 'Brother Ranbu', and I will help you too. By the way, this lollipop is delicious, Do you have any more in your schoolbag? Can you give them all to me?"

Tanizaki Junichiro looked aside, then took a step forward: "Then I too..."

A hand suddenly appeared, pinned his face and pushed him aside, Kunikida pushed the frame: "Hey, don't go too far..."

"Sister Akiko! Brother Ranpo!" Nakahara Nakaya yelled super loudly, poured out all the things in the schoolbag, gathered the lollipops and stuffed them all into Edogawa Ranpo's hands, bread, drinks, One point for fruit, everyone has it.

Finally, he walked up to Kunikida with the chocolate bar, looked up at him for a few seconds, and handed the chocolate bar out: "Brother glasses!"

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida turned his head away, and the chocolate bar was taken away by him: "Hey, since the reward is received, the detective agency will accept your commission. During the completion of the commission, you will live with Dazai... Hey, Dazai, Dazai!"

Dazai looked at Nakahara Chuya, his outstretched hands were empty.

"Chuya, what about my share?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked and looked back at the sofa.

There is no food, only pillows, quilts and comic books...

The next second, Nakahara Chuya stuffed the schoolbag into Dazai Osamu's arms, leaned into his ear and whispered, "...it's Kamen Rider's limited edition schoolbag! They don't have it, only you have it!"

After speaking, he gave Osamu Dazai a firm look, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Chuya!" Osamu Dazai hugged Nakahara Chuya and rubbed his face against his shoulder.

"It's disgusting, Dazai." Edogawa said while licking the lollipop.

"Hey, Mr. Ranpo, what is Masked Rider?" Kenji asked simply.

"I don't know, maybe he's an idiot like Dazai." Edogawa Ranpo said, "After all, an idiot and an idiot are a good match."

"That..." Atsushi Nakajima walked up to Akiko Yosano, "Dr. Yosano, Jinghua said that Mr. Zhongyuan must not know about the video, something will happen... something big will happen!"

Kyoka nodded behind Atsushi Nakajima.

"I know." Yosano Akiko quickly backed up and archived the video in multiple places, "But, Dun, don't you think this video will be of great use? For example..."

Atsushi Nakajima hurriedly took Jinghua back, laughing terribly with Dr. Xie Ye...

"Hey, Dazai!" Kunikida pinched Dazai's neck and pulled him back, "Don't hug him like a perverted uncle, his smile is too obscene, you suicidal maniac!"

"hey-hey……"

Junichiro Tanizaki looked at the messy detective agency and scratched his cheek.

"Well, if you want to keep the mini version of Nakahara Chuya, don't you have to get the approval of the president?"

"..."

what……

forgotten.

The author has something to say:

Hearing about the president of the detective agency who decided to stay on his own, Xiaozhong also held the comic book with a serious face, when he saw the president, he handed the comic book with both hands, and said in a tender and clear voice: "——Grandpa Fuzawa! "

President Fukuzawa (if struck by lightning): ...Grandpa! ?