Xiao Zhongya's plan to grow taller

When it comes to summer vacation, the first thing that comes to mind is noisy cicadas and ice cream. The high temperature makes the air distorted a bit, and the wind blowing in front of you is full of heat.

Walking in the Central Plains under the shade of a tree with a schoolbag on his back, he also wiped away his tears, clutching the belt of the schoolbag in both hands, and murmured in a nasal voice:

"It's not that I want to break my leg..."

"Don't drink milk. Drinking milk can grow taller is a lie. Long Yilang drinks milk every day, and he almost drinks himself into a ball!"

"Mom is a liar, a big liar!"

The burning pain was still there through the shorts, and Zhongyuan Zhong also stopped and looked around, seeing that no one reached out to rub his butt, he was even angrier!

Why don't you just talk back and spank his ass, he is 8 years old!

The more Zhongyuan Zhong thought about it, the more angry he became. He felt that the decision to run away from home was very correct. Since he couldn't resist with words, he should use actions!

He has also decided on the destination for running away from home, which is the children's park 5 minutes away from home.

The children's park has a maze slide, vertically curved pipes and transparent partitions, just right for him to call home!

But it is still daytime, there must be many children playing in the children's park, he can only live in it after the sun goes down...

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and his body naturally turned to the direction of the children's park. As soon as the shade of the tree above his head left, he felt like an ice cream, which was about to melt in the blink of an eye.

Zhong Yuanzhong did indeed blink. He stepped back into the shade, touched his reddened cheeks, and muttered in a low voice, "It seems to be 43 degrees Celsius today. I must be suffering from heat stroke. Otherwise, how could I see the temperature in the sandpit?" Two legs grew out..."

The key is that the two feet are still kicking up like convulsions, the two ends of a rope are tied to the feet and the hands respectively, and the part above the elbow is buried in the sand pit.

Suddenly, the two legs stopped kicking.

Zhong Yuanzhong also froze for a few seconds, threw his schoolbag on the ground, ran over and hugged one of the legs, and pulled it out like a carrot, his cheeks flushed quickly: "Hold on, I'll pull you out—"

Half a minute later, Zhong Yuanzhong also fell into the bunker, gasping for breath with his hands resting on the hot sand.

The person who was pulled out shook the sand on his body, turned around and looked at Nakahara Chuya: "Thank you, kid."

Zhong Yuanzhong also slapped the sand off his palm, squinting his eyes to look at the other party.

Wearing a long windbreaker on such a hot day, with bandages wrapped around his neck and arms... Could it be a lunatic who ran out of the hospital? !

Zhong Yuanzhong ignored him, stood up and ran, but when he ran back to the shade, the man was still sitting motionless in the sandpit, he couldn't help frowning and asked, "Aren't you going? Be careful of heatstroke if you stay in the sun. "

"Well, if possible, can I trouble you to come back and help me untie the rope?" The other party raised his hands and feet at the same time.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He really ran out of the hospital.

After the rope was untied, the other party rubbed his wrists, stood up and moved his feet, then squatted down with a smile and rubbed Nakahara Chuya's head: "You are such a good person."

"Ah, by the way, my name is Osamu Dazai, what's your name?"

Nakahara looked at the man named Osamu Dazai, his brows sometimes furrowed and sometimes relaxed, instead of answering his question immediately, he asked, "Why were you buried in the sandpit? Who bullied you?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned, and smiled brighter than before: "No one bullied me, I accidentally fell into it, thanks to you, otherwise I would have to find another way to get out."

"Suicide Manual 1001" says that burying in the sand and being sunburned to death is a wonderful way to die.

Death is cold, but the sun and sand can dispel the cold, and you can get the wheat-colored skin envied by others before death, killing two birds with one stone!

Of course he wanted to try such a good thing, but the bunker he picked was too shallow and the smell of sand was bad, so he decided to give up.

Chuya Nakahara after listening to Osamu Dazai: "..."

Osamu Dazai didn't mind the other person's eyes at all, and asked with his hands on his chin, "You haven't told me your name yet..."

"My name is Nakahara Chuya, and I am 8 years old. I will not tell you where my family lives. If you want to kidnap me, I advise you to give up this idea, because there are surveillance cameras in the park!"

Osamu Dazai smiled like a flower: "Yeah, I got it, Chuya-kun, I won't kidnap you, I don't have a habit of kidnapping people. Speaking of which, Chuya-kun, what's in that bag?"

Osamu Dazai pointed to the schoolbag standing alone in the shade of a tree, the design was something he had never seen before, it looked so cool!

The sun was very hot, and Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai hid in the slide pipe.

Zhongyuan Zhong also sat cross-legged and opened his schoolbag, which was stuffed with pillows and quilts for sleeping, comic books he wanted to read before going to bed, as well as bread, water and snacks.

Chuya Nakahara handed Osamu Dazai a lollipop, seeing him staring at the pattern of the schoolbag all the time, so he showed off: "This is the limited edition schoolbag of Kamen Rider, and it will only be given away if you buy the limited edition model, and only the former Only five hundred people!"

Osamu Dazai showed a surprised expression: "Kamen Rider, it sounds very powerful!"

"That's for sure, Kamen Rider is the best!" After showing off, Nakahara Chuya suddenly realized something was wrong, opened his eyes suddenly, and looked at Osamu Dazai who was curled up in surprise, "You don't know Kamen Rider? !"

Osamu Dazai licked the lollipop: "Yeah, I don't know, otherwise, Chuya-kun, please tell me about Masked Rider, I think he is so cool~"

In an instant, Nakahara Nakaya's eyes on Osamu Dazai changed, becoming sympathetic and pitiful.

Even Kamen Rider didn't know, he must have been locked up in the hospital for forced treatment, maybe he wasn't allowed to play games, that's why he ran out...

"Then let me tell you, you have to listen carefully." Nakahara Nakaya sat next to Dazai Osamu, wiped the sand from his hair, and started talking.

"Kamen Superman will fight a lot of bad guys. He always appears when people are in danger, and he will do such an action when he comes out." Nakahara Chuya clenched his left hand against his waist and raised his right hand diagonally, "He is very Powerful, all the bad guys were beaten away by him!"

Osamu Dazai bit a lollipop and applauded: "Wow!"

Nakahara was also very excited, and told Osamu Dazai everything he knew and wanted to say, until the sound of his stomach echoed in the pipe.

Nakahara also touched his stomach, took out a bag of bread from his schoolbag, broke it in half, and gave the other half to Osamu Dazai.

While eating the bread, Osamu Dazai asked, "Why did Chuya run away from home?"

"Because mom—" Nakahara Nakaya paused, and looked up at Osamu Dazai, "How do you know?"

"Because I'm smart." Osamu Dazai said, "So why did Chuya run away from home?"

Speaking of this Zhongyuanzhong, I am not happy, the soles of the shoes are grinding the inner wall of the pipe: "Because my mother always forces me to drink milk, I hate milk the most!"

Afterwards, he told Osamu Dazai about his broken leg, and finally said with a stinky expression: "I'm already well now, and I don't need to drink milk anymore, but my mother said that if my leg is broken, I won't grow taller if I don't take proper calcium supplements. She is lying! Drinking milk will only change the ball and not grow taller, and I am the tallest in the class now, and I will definitely be the tallest in the future!"

Nakahara Chuya's eyes were red: "She said she couldn't beat me, so she spanked me! I want to use actions to protest my mother's oppression!"

"Well said!" Osamu Dazai felt his blood boil because of Chuya Nakahara's remarks.

Nakahara didn't expect Osamu Dazai to support him, and his cheeks flushed red with excitement.

Who would have thought that the style of painting would suddenly change——

"But a murderer appeared in this park recently, are you sure you want to stay here overnight?"

Central Plains also froze instantly.

Kill, murderer...

The child's flushed face turned pale, Nakahara swallowed hard, looked at Osamu Dazai and said, "Kill, murderer?"

"Yeah!" Osamu Dazai nodded, "Do you want me to take you home?"

"……want."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't expect his plan to run away from home to die so soon. Originally, he really decided to sleep in the park for one night before going home, but now a murderer appeared in the park...

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed, forget it!He has been away from home for three hours, and my mother must know that it is wrong!

"By the way! Do you want to see the Kamen Rider model?" Nakahara Chuya said excitedly: "My house is right in front, let me show you the Kamen Rider model!"

Osamu Dazai responded with a smile: "Okay!"

"Then go!" Nakahara grabbed Osamu Dazai's hand and ran, "I have a lot of models, and I can give you one as a gift!"

The next second, Chuya Nakahara held Dazai Osamu's hand and stood there dumbfounded.

There is a construction site in front of him, what about his big family?

Chuya Nakahara looked up at Osamu Dazai, receiving the child's bewildered gaze, Osamu Dazai thought for a while: "Going the wrong way?"

"No way..." Zhong Yuan stared at his round eyes, and stroked his fingers in the air, "From the Children's Park, walk to the intersection, turn right, and walk straight past the tram stop, that's my home..."

Looking at the construction site in front of him, Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly pursed his mouth: "Did my mother not want me anymore, so, so she didn't tell me when I moved..."

"It's unlikely." Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to hold Chuya Nakahara and walked back, "Chuya, look clearly, there is no tram stop here."

There is no tram stop, only a canteen, and the seller is an old woman with gray hair.

Nakahara Nakaya stared blankly for a few seconds, then raised his head and asked Osamu Dazai: "There is no tram stop, so where is my house?"

Osamu Dazai shook his head: "I don't know."

Zhong Yuanzhong also blinked: "I don't have a home anymore?"

Osamu Dazai: "It seems so."

no home...

no home...

Up...

The tears burst instantly, and Zhongyuan Zhongye looked up to the sky and cried loudly: "—Wow!!"

Tears rolled down his cheeks, and Zhong Yuanzhong also burst into tears crying, no home, I have no home...

Osamu Dazai knelt down and looked at Chuya Nakahara.

"Chuya, do you want to entrust me?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also sobbed and opened his eyes: "... Commission, entrust?"

Osamu Dazai: "Yes, I am a detective. As long as you entrust me, I will find a way to send you home. Do you want to entrust me?"

"Yeah!" Nakahara Nakaya walked over and hugged Osamu Dazai's neck, "I, I want to go home, brother, help me go home..."

The child leaned his face on Osamu Dazai's shoulder, his clothes wet with tears.

"Okay, I accept your commission."

Osamu Dazai stood up holding Nakahara Nakaya.

"Then before you find your way home, Zhong will live with your brother!"

"Um……"

The author has something to say:

Dazai: I don’t have a habit of kidnapping people (*^▽^*)

The next book is "When a Human Conjurer Wants to Raise a Ghost", there is already a column, so don't get lost~

Copywriter:

Youyi is a ghost who lives deep in the mountains. One day, he came out of the mountains for no other reason—after all, he ate up all the food in the mountains.

I planned to find another mountain to live deep in, but I didn't expect to start a journey to the city to find my younger brother by mistake.

"My brother's name is Youren, with pink hair, ferocious eyes, and silly looks. It is said that he is the container of the king of curses. Have you seen it?" Youyi handed the portrait to Nana Ming, a social animal and conjurer who just got off work.

Nana Ming: "..."

-1-

During the period of staying at Nana Ming's house, Yuyi, after being influenced by TV dramas, thinks that the meeting scene is happy and beautiful, but the reality is completely opposite to the ideal.

Looking at his younger brother who tore his clothes and stood on the railing laughing wildly and shouting "I want a woman", Yuyi decided to give his younger brother a "critic blow of love".

After the younger brother woke up, You Yi said earnestly: "Brother, listen to my brother's persuasion, man, it doesn't taste good."

Yuren: "..."

-2-

Nana Ming is thinking about a question recently: How much does it cost to raise a ghost?

He looked at the dining table, Youyi was kneeling on the chair, picking up vegetables for Youren, and said: "Brother, you are still growing, eat more, brother will take you to buy clothes tomorrow, other brothers have some, brother will buy it for you."

"..." Nanaming withdrew her gaze and thought about another question: How much does it cost to raise a ghost and its younger brother?

-3-

After a while, someone saw such a question on the Internet——

Question: What should I do if the ghost I want to raise is my younger brother?

Answer: Get rid of the younger brother and replace him!

Nana Ming who received the reply: "..."

I don't want to be his brother, I want to be his man.

cp: Nana Ming