God, I will sleep with you today

Sick.

Zhao Wood: All right, how does the benefactor want to treat it today?

Guo Xunli: You are quite quick to adapt to this stuff

Zhao Wood: You know what?Some monsters specialize in sucking men's yang energy

Guo Xunli: Oh!See what you mean, you want to squeeze me dry?

Zhao Wood: Shut up you!

【Morning】

Guo Xunrang: [yawns] Huh?Zhao Wood, why are you wearing my second brother's clothes?

Zhao Wood:!Wrong!

Guo Xunrang: Hey, there are still a bunch of bloody marks on the chest, what kind of insect is so powerful?

Guo Xunli: Where are you looking?

Guo Xunrang: Who made the collar big? Isn't it easy to see at a glance?Besides, what can't you see?

Grandma Guo: Xun Rang, don’t watch what you shouldn’t watch

Guo Xunrang: Grandma, you won't even help me.

Grandma Guo: You, hurry up and go to the academy after breakfast.

Guo Xunrang: Oh

Grandma Guo: Wood, when will you get married?

Guo Xunrang: [Choking] Cough cough cough!

Grandma Guo: Hey, why are you choking?

Guo Xunli: What are you excited about?Not to marry you.

Zhao Wood: I'm full, let's go out first

Guo Xunli: Come back to me, grandma asked you a question, but you haven't answered yet.

Zhao Wood: Well...

Guo Xunli: Grandma, I think it's good now, he's married now.

Grandma Guo: That’s not okay, there’s no name or distinction, the girl is happy with it.

Zhao Wood: I'm happy, I'm happy.Grandma, you also know that Guo Xunli won't be able to get married when he gets married. We are doing well like this. We don't need to make any arrangements for the marriage.I'm not afraid of people saying that I have no name or distinction, as long as you face me, I'm still afraid that he will bully me?

Grandma Guo: This...

Guo Xunli: Grandma, what he said is reasonable, don't be unbelievers, something will happen to my serious marriage.It's better like this, we kowtow to you here, you can be a witness for us, and burn incense for parents later, if Wood calls me husband, I call him lady, the marriage will be considered done.

Zhao Wood: I agree

Grandma Guo: Well, since Wood doesn't feel wronged, let's do as Xun Li wants.

Guo Xunrang: If we want to get married, Zhao Wood will have to change into women's clothing, right?

Zhao Wood: Grandma, I lost my parents since I was a child, and I was wandering outside alone. I was afraid that others would see me as a girl and bully me, so I kept dressing up as a man. Can't wear it.

Guo Xunrang: If you can't wear it, you have to wear it, and you will get used to it gradually.

Guo Xunli: I have to wear it

Grandma Guo: I haven't made clothes for a long time, Wood, you can make some women's clothes with me.

Zhao Wood: Grandma, I really can't wear women's clothes.Why don't you do it?I sure as hell don't look good.

Guo Xunli: Zhao Wood, you don't have to save me money.Your husband can afford as many girls' clothes as you want.

Zhao Wood: [inner heart] What is this family doing? ?Wear women's clothes? ? ?I am the number one catcher in Nanling! ! !

eighth game

{Scene: Guo Zhai in the evening}

[sound of door pushing]

Zhao Wood: Guo Xunli!

Guo Xunli: Yo!What is so angry?Come, have a cup of tea to quench the fire.

Zhao Wood: Go and see what the stickers look like in the room where I sleep?

Guo Xunli: Tsk tsk tsk, why do you sleep in that room?The room you sleep in is the room I sleep in.Besides, this is my Guo family's house, what happened to me posting some portraits?

Zhao Wood: Your portrait is all over the wall, I can't sleep.

Guo Xunli: How did you fall asleep when you pasted Zhan Zhao's portrait on the wall?

Zhao Wood: He is handsome, but you are ugly!

Guo Xunli: Am I ugly? ?All right, Zhao Wood, you are doing well.If you think you are ugly, then I will marry a beautiful woman and come back to cure my ugly disease.Guo radish!Bring the blind date book that Hongniang Zhao gave you!

Zhao Wood: ...

Grandma Guo: Second Lord, a blind date book.

Guo Xunli: [Flips the book] Well, let me take a look.Wang Xueyan, um... this oval face is really iconic.

Zhao Wood: [whispering] What's so good about melon seed face.

Guo Xunli: [Turning the page] Yes!This girl is so beautiful!It's really strange, how come the portraits in this blind date book are more beautiful than the last...

Zhao Wood: Don't look!stop looking!These are all portraits, all fake.I must be ugly.

Guo Xunli: Didn't I say I'm ugly?It's okay if I find an ugly one, and I don't dislike each other.

Zhao Wood: You know what I'm talking about is angry, how can you find another handsome person like you in the whole country?That is to say, I can barely match you, but it would be impossible to change someone else.

Guo Xunli: Then why do people still want to tear off my portrait?Isn't it handsome?

Zhao Wood: I didn't want to tear it up, who said I would tear it up.Anyone who dares to tear me will tear him.

Guo Xunli: [kiss] Be good!My husband, I'm going to take a nap and wait for you on the bed.

[footsteps]

Guo Xunrang: [Turns a page] Oops!It's like there's no one else here.

Zhao Wood: You shut up, you must have given him a bad idea!

Guo Xunrang: If you have the ability, take down those portraits, why are you angry with me.

Zhao Wood: You!

Guo Xunrang: That's right, you dare not lose your temper with my second brother at all.Who made you the one below?

Zhao Wood: Guo Xunrang, try saying this again!

Guo Xunrang: Oh, I'm so sleepy, and I don't know who yelled so loudly last night that people couldn't sleep.Refresh yourself with a sip of tea. 【drinking tea】

Zhao Wood: Guo Xunrang!I make you look good. [Speaking loudly while walking into the room] Guo Xunli, let me tell you something, your brother peeped at me taking a shower yesterday!

Guo Xunrang: Pfft!