Hey!How dare you take me as a substitute
Chapter 67: Copying Books
Heng Mingshi robbed Zhuangyuanlang and Tanhualang who were supposed to be dismissed by Queen Mother An halfway. The system that has been quiet recently has rarely made a sound.
System: "Friendly suggestion, spend [-] points to buy a hidden plot."
Heng Mingshi sprayed out the water he just drank into his mouth.
"Why don't you go grab it!" Heng Mingshi said: "Besides, I don't have five hundred points to squander!"
System: "Not long ago, the progress of the strategy increased by 5.00%, the current progress of the strategy is 3%, Feng Qi's favorability for you has increased by 33 points, and the current favorability is [-], congratulations!"
Heng Mingshi: "..."
Heng Mingshi: "Are you sure this is a congratulations, not a funeral?"
System: "This is the epilogue built into the system. If you don't like it, I don't have to congratulate you."
Heng Mingshi: "...Then can I choose to change the epilogue?"
System: "What?"
Heng Mingshi: "Just replace it with "Oh!My dear master, you are really amazing~ Today is another day to worship you~"Let's go!"
system:"……"
Heng Mingshi: "Is there any question?"
System: "I suspect that you are intentionally misleading the number of words."
Heng Mingshi blinked innocently: "Is there?"
System: "It's not a question of whether you have it, it's a question of whether you will be assassinated by readers."
……
Of course, at the end of the quarrel, Heng Mingshi still spent [-] points in exchange for the hidden plot.
After watching the plot, Heng Mingshi realized how much impact his actions had had.
It is really not easy for Xi Muqin and Tan Yue to be included in the hidden plot.
However, the place where they can shine is not the Yuan country at present, but the Qi country that seals the Qi and conquers Wudao, punishes the faint king, and finally sits on the throne by himself and changes the country's name to "Qi".
Xi Muqin and Tan Yue, who were admitted as champions in the spring examination and Tanhua in the declining Yuan country, did not have any chance to shine in the court at all. Because of ineffective handling of a disaster relief incident, they were dispatched to the frontier by Queen Mother An .
It's ridiculous to say that the so-called "ineffectiveness" is just because Xi Muqin is unwilling to collude with local officials, refuses to accept bribes, and refuses to turn a blind eye to the matter of local officials seizing disaster relief food. Instead, it was reported truthfully.
As everyone knows, those grains mixed with sand were originally loaded by the An clan who was in charge of this responsibility. The Empress Dowager An also knew about it, and those local officials had already known the news, but it was just a process.
But Xi Muqin doesn't understand this, and no one who knows is willing to tell him this (of course, it may be useless to say it), so Xi Muqin's complaint went to Queen Mother An, and his scolding and questioning were invisible. The lieutenant general pointed the finger at Queen Mother An herself.
Originally, it was Empress Dowager An who acquiesced to this series of things. Xi Muqin scolded corrupt officials, scolded local officials for occupying the latrine and not shitting, and dared to put their dirty hands on the relief food. Such a waste of human life is bound to be punished by God!
How can Queen Mother An not be angry?He was so angry that he peeled off his skin!
But it was definitely not possible to say that on the surface, so Empress Dowager An asked those people to join forces, and a villain came to sue first, and impeach him for the crime of "corrupting food and filling his own pocket", and then put him on the torture vehicle and issued him a prisoner. Coolies in the frontier.
As for Tan Yue, he had nothing to do with him originally, but he argued hard in the court and wanted to justify Xi Muqin's name, so Empress Dowager An simply waved her sleeves and sent Tan Yue to the court for the crime of "the two formed a party for personal gain". He got into Xi Muqin's torture vehicle.
These two were the number one scholar and Tanhua in the same period, and they also visited the capital city together on the same day amidst the sound of gongs and drums and the cheers of the people.
At that time, they were full of ambition and high-spirited.
The young man in fresh clothes and angry horse can see all the flowers in the city in one day.
But he never thought that he would leave Yuandu City in such a way.
The blood-stained crime car, the man in prison clothes in a mess.
What was thrown at them back then were countless fragrant flowers and herbs, which filled the streets and covered the sky.
What is thrown at them now is countless rotten vegetables and rotten eggs, filling the streets and overwhelming the sky.
This is undoubtedly the heaviest blow to them, and it is also the last straw that crushes them.
Ten years of coolie life in the frontier smoothed their edges and corners, and turned their beauty into vicissitudes.
Originally, they thought their whole life would be like this, until they met the Feng family army who raised the flag to rebel!
Generations of Feng family troops who have been loyal to the royal family of the Yuan Kingdom have been forced to rebel step by step by the royal family, so what about those who are also suffering and downcast?
opposite!Reverse together!
So, on Feng Qi's rebellious road, Bai picked up two military advisers.
Therefore, in the sealed Qi country, Bai picked up the left minister Xi Muqin, and made an appointment with the right minister Tan.
After watching the hidden plot, Heng Mingshi said: "..."
It's not that the butterfly's wings affected the plot, it's that he snatched two heads from Feng Qi's hands!
Still two heads with very high gold content!
"System, what do you think we should do? I snatched Feng Qi's people ahead of time, can I successfully overthrow the Yuan Dynasty after Feng Qi?" Heng Mingshi rubbed his fists excitedly.
System: "..." I see that you are clearly looking forward to robbing someone!
……
With this hidden plot, Heng Mingshi's attitude changed a lot when he confronted Xi Muqin and Tan Yue who came to the Imperial Study Room to "report on their duties" the next day—Heng Mingshi didn't let them tell jokes to him, but let them They... copied books.
Heng Mingshi: "The queen mother often said that I was stupid and didn't know how to share her worries. She also asked me to copy books here for an hour every day. What did you say...well, the book contains... beauties and houses."
Two people: "..."
Heng Mingshi spread his hands: "But, I don't want to see any beauties and houses. I just want to go to the imperial garden to catch bugs, so I can only let you copy them for me. I have prepared paper and pens for you."
Heng Mingshi raised his hand and pointed, and the two looked around, and saw a thick stack of papers placed on the desk and a rack of brushes hanging there to dry.
The veins on Xi Muqin's forehead were obviously bulging, and the anger accumulated in his chest was slowly rising, and he was on the verge of eruption, but was extinguished by Tan Yue's elbow.
Tan Yue cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, earlier the Emperor asked the humble officials to tell jokes to the Emperor, do you still need those?"
Heng Mingshi: "Ah, there's no need to tell jokes. As long as I see you now, I can't stop laughing from ear to ear!" One is the future left minister, and the other is the future right minister.Where do you need the two of you to make a special trip to tell jokes?It's the best joke for the two of you to come here! (no sarcasm intended!)
Heng Mingshi threw the book copying work to them, turned around and was about to leave, and suddenly remembered something, and said: "By the way, since you are helping me to copy books, then naturally you need to imitate my handwriting! Here! There are a few copybooks there, which are my usual handwriting, the two lovers practice hard, and don't let your secrets slip!"
The two followed and saw...a bunch of ghostly symbols.
Two people: "..."
"This word..." Xi Muqin felt dizzy when he thought of imitating such handwriting to copy books.
Tan Yue stopped Xi Muqin from continuing to speak in time, and carefully chose his words: "This word is unique..."
Heng Mingshi: "Well, it is indeed surprisingly ugly."
Two people: "..."
system:"……"
Heng Mingshi couldn't help sighing in his heart: "System, can't you download some slightly normal fonts?"
System: "Didn't you ask me to write it for you when you said you wanted to save points?"
Heng Mingshi: "... Thank you for your hard work."
System: "Fortunately, I only wrote one word anyway, and the rest are just copy and paste."
Heng Mingshi: "..." No wonder they all look the same! ! !
Heng Mingshi tried his best to maintain calm: "Excuse me, if you write a few more words, will those words turn into real dragons ascending to heaven, and never come back?"
System: "This function is not available for the time being."
Heng Mingshi: "Then why did you only write one word!"
System: "Because this word is most suitable for your current external image."
Heng Mingshi originally wanted to ask him why there was only one word, but now he heard the system say that, he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
At the same time, Tan Yue held up the "model" and looked at it for a long time, and finally asked what was in his mind: "Your majesty, I dare to ask, which excellent work is the article on this paper from? I want to imitate it. You need to know these characters clearly before you dare to practice the characters, lest there will be the slightest mistake!"
Heng Mingshi thought to himself: "What did you write?"
System: "One "stupid" word, and then copied and pasted many times."
Heng Mingshi: "..." That's really, a lot of silly words!
Of course Heng Mingshi couldn't tell the truth to these two people, so he raised his finger to a bookshelf and said, "It seems to be that shelf, the third floor from bottom to top, the second book on the left, I can't remember the exact number of pages. Yes, you can find it yourself, I am going to play, you copy it carefully, and this is a secret! Don't tell the queen mother!"
Two people: "Abiding by the order..."
……
Heng Mingshi bounced away, looking silly in his posture.
Xi Muqin finally couldn't help but scolded: "It's ridiculous!"
But Tan Yue stopped immediately: "Brother Xi, be careful!"
"Ayo! I don't understand you! He's just a fool... um!" Before Xi Muqin could finish speaking, Tan Yue covered his mouth.
"No, he's not! Brother Xi, to be honest, I, Tan Yue, have always hated two kinds of people."
Xi Muqin didn't understand why he said this suddenly.
Tan Yue: "The first type is corrupt people, and the second type...is people like me."
Xi Muqin: "..."
Tan Yue: "The first time I saw him, I couldn't help but feel disgusted."
Xi Muqin:? ? ?
Tan Yue: "He is a puppet, and the real power is not in his hands. He should not be related to the first type, so he should be the second type."
Tan Yue looked at Xi Muqin with a serious expression, "Brother Xi, I guess, he and I should be the same kind of person."
Xi Muqin shook his head: "Ayo, don't underestimate yourself, you are very good, you don't need to hate yourself, but how can he... how can he compare with you?"
"Whether you can or not, just look at the book, and you'll know." Tan Yue followed what Heng Mingshi had just pointed out, walked to the bookshelf, and found the book.
But on the cover of the book was written "The Picture of Flowers in Spring - Volume [-]".
Tan Yue: "..." If he remembers correctly, this seems to be... that kind of picture book that has been circulating on the market recently?
System: "Friendly suggestion, spend [-] points to buy a hidden plot."
Heng Mingshi sprayed out the water he just drank into his mouth.
"Why don't you go grab it!" Heng Mingshi said: "Besides, I don't have five hundred points to squander!"
System: "Not long ago, the progress of the strategy increased by 5.00%, the current progress of the strategy is 3%, Feng Qi's favorability for you has increased by 33 points, and the current favorability is [-], congratulations!"
Heng Mingshi: "..."
Heng Mingshi: "Are you sure this is a congratulations, not a funeral?"
System: "This is the epilogue built into the system. If you don't like it, I don't have to congratulate you."
Heng Mingshi: "...Then can I choose to change the epilogue?"
System: "What?"
Heng Mingshi: "Just replace it with "Oh!My dear master, you are really amazing~ Today is another day to worship you~"Let's go!"
system:"……"
Heng Mingshi: "Is there any question?"
System: "I suspect that you are intentionally misleading the number of words."
Heng Mingshi blinked innocently: "Is there?"
System: "It's not a question of whether you have it, it's a question of whether you will be assassinated by readers."
……
Of course, at the end of the quarrel, Heng Mingshi still spent [-] points in exchange for the hidden plot.
After watching the plot, Heng Mingshi realized how much impact his actions had had.
It is really not easy for Xi Muqin and Tan Yue to be included in the hidden plot.
However, the place where they can shine is not the Yuan country at present, but the Qi country that seals the Qi and conquers Wudao, punishes the faint king, and finally sits on the throne by himself and changes the country's name to "Qi".
Xi Muqin and Tan Yue, who were admitted as champions in the spring examination and Tanhua in the declining Yuan country, did not have any chance to shine in the court at all. Because of ineffective handling of a disaster relief incident, they were dispatched to the frontier by Queen Mother An .
It's ridiculous to say that the so-called "ineffectiveness" is just because Xi Muqin is unwilling to collude with local officials, refuses to accept bribes, and refuses to turn a blind eye to the matter of local officials seizing disaster relief food. Instead, it was reported truthfully.
As everyone knows, those grains mixed with sand were originally loaded by the An clan who was in charge of this responsibility. The Empress Dowager An also knew about it, and those local officials had already known the news, but it was just a process.
But Xi Muqin doesn't understand this, and no one who knows is willing to tell him this (of course, it may be useless to say it), so Xi Muqin's complaint went to Queen Mother An, and his scolding and questioning were invisible. The lieutenant general pointed the finger at Queen Mother An herself.
Originally, it was Empress Dowager An who acquiesced to this series of things. Xi Muqin scolded corrupt officials, scolded local officials for occupying the latrine and not shitting, and dared to put their dirty hands on the relief food. Such a waste of human life is bound to be punished by God!
How can Queen Mother An not be angry?He was so angry that he peeled off his skin!
But it was definitely not possible to say that on the surface, so Empress Dowager An asked those people to join forces, and a villain came to sue first, and impeach him for the crime of "corrupting food and filling his own pocket", and then put him on the torture vehicle and issued him a prisoner. Coolies in the frontier.
As for Tan Yue, he had nothing to do with him originally, but he argued hard in the court and wanted to justify Xi Muqin's name, so Empress Dowager An simply waved her sleeves and sent Tan Yue to the court for the crime of "the two formed a party for personal gain". He got into Xi Muqin's torture vehicle.
These two were the number one scholar and Tanhua in the same period, and they also visited the capital city together on the same day amidst the sound of gongs and drums and the cheers of the people.
At that time, they were full of ambition and high-spirited.
The young man in fresh clothes and angry horse can see all the flowers in the city in one day.
But he never thought that he would leave Yuandu City in such a way.
The blood-stained crime car, the man in prison clothes in a mess.
What was thrown at them back then were countless fragrant flowers and herbs, which filled the streets and covered the sky.
What is thrown at them now is countless rotten vegetables and rotten eggs, filling the streets and overwhelming the sky.
This is undoubtedly the heaviest blow to them, and it is also the last straw that crushes them.
Ten years of coolie life in the frontier smoothed their edges and corners, and turned their beauty into vicissitudes.
Originally, they thought their whole life would be like this, until they met the Feng family army who raised the flag to rebel!
Generations of Feng family troops who have been loyal to the royal family of the Yuan Kingdom have been forced to rebel step by step by the royal family, so what about those who are also suffering and downcast?
opposite!Reverse together!
So, on Feng Qi's rebellious road, Bai picked up two military advisers.
Therefore, in the sealed Qi country, Bai picked up the left minister Xi Muqin, and made an appointment with the right minister Tan.
After watching the hidden plot, Heng Mingshi said: "..."
It's not that the butterfly's wings affected the plot, it's that he snatched two heads from Feng Qi's hands!
Still two heads with very high gold content!
"System, what do you think we should do? I snatched Feng Qi's people ahead of time, can I successfully overthrow the Yuan Dynasty after Feng Qi?" Heng Mingshi rubbed his fists excitedly.
System: "..." I see that you are clearly looking forward to robbing someone!
……
With this hidden plot, Heng Mingshi's attitude changed a lot when he confronted Xi Muqin and Tan Yue who came to the Imperial Study Room to "report on their duties" the next day—Heng Mingshi didn't let them tell jokes to him, but let them They... copied books.
Heng Mingshi: "The queen mother often said that I was stupid and didn't know how to share her worries. She also asked me to copy books here for an hour every day. What did you say...well, the book contains... beauties and houses."
Two people: "..."
Heng Mingshi spread his hands: "But, I don't want to see any beauties and houses. I just want to go to the imperial garden to catch bugs, so I can only let you copy them for me. I have prepared paper and pens for you."
Heng Mingshi raised his hand and pointed, and the two looked around, and saw a thick stack of papers placed on the desk and a rack of brushes hanging there to dry.
The veins on Xi Muqin's forehead were obviously bulging, and the anger accumulated in his chest was slowly rising, and he was on the verge of eruption, but was extinguished by Tan Yue's elbow.
Tan Yue cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, earlier the Emperor asked the humble officials to tell jokes to the Emperor, do you still need those?"
Heng Mingshi: "Ah, there's no need to tell jokes. As long as I see you now, I can't stop laughing from ear to ear!" One is the future left minister, and the other is the future right minister.Where do you need the two of you to make a special trip to tell jokes?It's the best joke for the two of you to come here! (no sarcasm intended!)
Heng Mingshi threw the book copying work to them, turned around and was about to leave, and suddenly remembered something, and said: "By the way, since you are helping me to copy books, then naturally you need to imitate my handwriting! Here! There are a few copybooks there, which are my usual handwriting, the two lovers practice hard, and don't let your secrets slip!"
The two followed and saw...a bunch of ghostly symbols.
Two people: "..."
"This word..." Xi Muqin felt dizzy when he thought of imitating such handwriting to copy books.
Tan Yue stopped Xi Muqin from continuing to speak in time, and carefully chose his words: "This word is unique..."
Heng Mingshi: "Well, it is indeed surprisingly ugly."
Two people: "..."
system:"……"
Heng Mingshi couldn't help sighing in his heart: "System, can't you download some slightly normal fonts?"
System: "Didn't you ask me to write it for you when you said you wanted to save points?"
Heng Mingshi: "... Thank you for your hard work."
System: "Fortunately, I only wrote one word anyway, and the rest are just copy and paste."
Heng Mingshi: "..." No wonder they all look the same! ! !
Heng Mingshi tried his best to maintain calm: "Excuse me, if you write a few more words, will those words turn into real dragons ascending to heaven, and never come back?"
System: "This function is not available for the time being."
Heng Mingshi: "Then why did you only write one word!"
System: "Because this word is most suitable for your current external image."
Heng Mingshi originally wanted to ask him why there was only one word, but now he heard the system say that, he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
At the same time, Tan Yue held up the "model" and looked at it for a long time, and finally asked what was in his mind: "Your majesty, I dare to ask, which excellent work is the article on this paper from? I want to imitate it. You need to know these characters clearly before you dare to practice the characters, lest there will be the slightest mistake!"
Heng Mingshi thought to himself: "What did you write?"
System: "One "stupid" word, and then copied and pasted many times."
Heng Mingshi: "..." That's really, a lot of silly words!
Of course Heng Mingshi couldn't tell the truth to these two people, so he raised his finger to a bookshelf and said, "It seems to be that shelf, the third floor from bottom to top, the second book on the left, I can't remember the exact number of pages. Yes, you can find it yourself, I am going to play, you copy it carefully, and this is a secret! Don't tell the queen mother!"
Two people: "Abiding by the order..."
……
Heng Mingshi bounced away, looking silly in his posture.
Xi Muqin finally couldn't help but scolded: "It's ridiculous!"
But Tan Yue stopped immediately: "Brother Xi, be careful!"
"Ayo! I don't understand you! He's just a fool... um!" Before Xi Muqin could finish speaking, Tan Yue covered his mouth.
"No, he's not! Brother Xi, to be honest, I, Tan Yue, have always hated two kinds of people."
Xi Muqin didn't understand why he said this suddenly.
Tan Yue: "The first type is corrupt people, and the second type...is people like me."
Xi Muqin: "..."
Tan Yue: "The first time I saw him, I couldn't help but feel disgusted."
Xi Muqin:? ? ?
Tan Yue: "He is a puppet, and the real power is not in his hands. He should not be related to the first type, so he should be the second type."
Tan Yue looked at Xi Muqin with a serious expression, "Brother Xi, I guess, he and I should be the same kind of person."
Xi Muqin shook his head: "Ayo, don't underestimate yourself, you are very good, you don't need to hate yourself, but how can he... how can he compare with you?"
"Whether you can or not, just look at the book, and you'll know." Tan Yue followed what Heng Mingshi had just pointed out, walked to the bookshelf, and found the book.
But on the cover of the book was written "The Picture of Flowers in Spring - Volume [-]".
Tan Yue: "..." If he remembers correctly, this seems to be... that kind of picture book that has been circulating on the market recently?
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