Hey!How dare you take me as a substitute

Heng Mingshi saw that the champion's face had turned ferocious, but he still couldn't lift the stone table, and made a record in his heart: a little ink, but unfortunately he is a weak chicken.

Zhuangyuan Lang really couldn't lift the table to boost his momentum, so he could only flick his sleeves and was about to leave the table, but he heard several loud applause.

Heng Mingshi, as someone who had been reprimanded by him for writing a long poem, applauded him first, and even boasted: "Xi Ai, Qing Guo, you are so good at writing!"

Eunuch Gao wiped away his sweat silently.Why did the little emperor's way of acting stupid today extend to sentence breaks?What kind of strange way of punctuation is this?It was inexplicably disturbing to hear.

Sure enough, Xi Muqin's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot by Heng Mingshi's stuttering way of punctuating sentences.

The faces of the other newly promoted Scholars are also not good-looking, but they are not as reckless as the young No. [-] Scholar who dares to say anything, it is really desperate!

However, these people are considered to be in a competitive relationship. Even if the foolish emperor doesn't feel anything about the behavior of Zhuangyuanlang, the Empress Dowager An is sitting behind the foolish emperor. In the ears of the queen mother, I am afraid that it is not a question of whether the assigned position is good or not, but a question of whether the head on the neck can be protected.

Therefore, the more daring and reckless Zhuangyuan Lang is, the more he willful and unrestrained, for them, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages, and they will only be happy to see the results, rather than speak out to persuade them.

Tanhualang and Zhuangyuanlang should know each other. Seeing Zhuangyuanlang making a fuss at the imperial banquet without hesitation, his face showed a bit of worry. His seat happened to be next to Zhuangyuanlang (Bangyuan sat opposite ), so he secretly reached out and tugged the hem of Zhuangyuan Lang's clothes, wanting him to sit down quickly. Now that I got more energy, I was talking nonsense and using inappropriate words, and offended the Holy Majesty! I beg the Holy Majesty to be generous, please forgive Xi Langjun this time!"

Heng Mingshi secretly made a gesture to Eunuch Gao beside him, and said with a smile, "Hahaha, it's all right."

Eunuch Gao glared knowingly immediately, and screamed angrily: "Inappropriate words? Xi Muqin is so audacious, what is there to refute! If those bullshit words he wrote are spread, what is the face of the Tian family! Come on!" !Drag this blind and disrespectful troublemaker out and behead him!"

Hearing this, Xi Muqin's face filled with righteous indignation was blank for a moment, and the blood that was rushed by that unwillingness and anger finally cooled down a little.

Even though he was not afraid of death, he didn't want to die like this, how could he be willing to die like this!

"Your Majesty!" Tan Hualang's complexion changed drastically, and he quickly pulled Xi Muqin down to his knees: "Your Majesty's Mingjian! Xi Langjun... Xi Langjun, he just, just... has a local accent in his tone of voice, which makes everyone listen to him." No! There is absolutely no intention to slander the Holy Majesty!"

Xi Muqin was dragged by Tan Hualang, and knelt down unwillingly, and when he heard what the other party said, he looked at Tan Hualang with some displeasure: "Tan Yue! You!"

Tanhualang didn't even look at him, he pressed the back of Xi Muqin's head with one hand, and slammed it down on the ground!

As a result, Xi Muqin, who refused to bend down for life and death, was forced to lower his head by Tan Hualang, and knocked to the ground with a "bang".

Heng Mingshi's gaze finally moved away from Xi Muqin's body, and turned to Tan Yue's hand: Well, it seems that this Tan Yue is much more difficult to deal with.

Heng Mingshi kicked Eunuch Gao lightly again.

Eunuch Gao who took the script of being a villain: "..."

So, Eunuch Gao respectfully said: "Oh? You said what he said just now, isn't it slandering the Holy One?"

Tan Yue: "Of course not! Your Majesty, the grassroots can see that you are a magnanimous gentleman! As long as the Emperor is willing to give him a chance, he will be able to say those words just now well, well! Say it again!"

Heng Mingshi held his face in both hands: "Okay, I like listening to poetry the most, Gao Gaozi, you are really too, it's just that they have a strong local accent, why don't you always get rid of a bunch of people, that's not good , it’s really not good, human flesh doesn’t look tasty.”

Eunuch Gao: "..." Come on!Whatever the master says is what he says, he just accepts it!

Xi Muqin was still angry, and didn't notice that Heng Mingshi's way of punctuating sentences suddenly became normal.He touched his forehead with a big bump, and said ruthlessly: "Okay! That grass man will repeat it again, stupid..."

"boom!"

Xi Muqin only said one word at the beginning, and was kowtowed again, and then Tan Yue said: "Go back to the emperor, Xi Langjun's voice was a little softer just now, let me repeat it for him, the city is full of spring." Let's enjoy it all, come and enjoy the banquet in the night palace, gather auspicious auspiciousness on the nine-step platform, and gather in Longze in the blessed land of real dragons."

Eunuch Gao: "Are you thinking that our family is deaf? He just clearly said otherwise! He just said that the emperor is a fool... Hmph! What else do you have to explain!"

Tan Yue: "No, Mr. Gao, don't want to slander our innocence. That sentence is not "stupid" but "jade". Xi Langjun said "Jade Emperor"! There is an emperor in the world, and there is a Jade Emperor in the sky. To be the emperor of the sky is a compliment!"

Eunuch Gao: "Oh? Even the absurdity that has been said several times is a compliment?"

Tan Yue: "That's not absurd, but it's saying... imperial soup, yes! Their house calls wine soup, and the wine given by the emperor is really mellow, and Mr. Xi must have drunk more , will have this insight!"

Eunuch Gao: "..." Although Eunuch Gao had a forlorn expression on his face, he couldn't help but mutter in his heart—Tanhualang, who was selected in the spring test this time, had a second-best literary talent. but...

Eunuch Gao glanced at Heng Mingshi indiscriminately, and sure enough, he saw Heng Mingshi staring at Tanhualang with bright eyes, as if...seeing another self?

Oh no no no!He absolutely did not mean that the little emperor was a man who opened his eyes and told lies! ! !

Eunuch Gao secretly sweated, thankfully the little emperor couldn't hear his heartfelt voice.

Heng Mingshi clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "It's fun, it's fun, you guys are so funny hahaha!"

Xi Muqin was knocked down by Tan Yue for a few times, but when he raised his head, he saw Heng Mingshi treating them like monkeys, and his expression became even uglier.

But despite his arrogance, he still wants his life. After he got angry just now, he also noticed that the other people in the room looked at him as a joke and didn't agree with him at all. Then he realized that these people had said so many things to him before. Willingly surrender to a fool emperor's complaints, all for him, just to let him attack this rutabaga!

And he, who has heard too much flattery these days, actually really naively thought that they were mainly for himself, and took advantage of the drunkenness to directly pour out all the "bitter water" he had heard these days, Think of yourself as speaking for other newly promoted Jinshi!

As everyone knows, people just saw his youthful vigor, and wanted to use his impulsiveness as a springboard, stepping on him to climb up!

Xi Muqin is not stupid. After the impulse, he returned to his senses, looked around, looked at those people who had flattered him these days, but now they treated him as a joke, and then looked at the people who were kneeling beside him, holding on tightly. My shoulder, my best friend who pressed the back of my head, I just feel that my life after the number one scholar in high school is too willful and arrogant, too indulgent, and a few words of flattery and flattery make him feel smug, I don't know my name, almost He followed his way and entered the pit prepared for him.

Xi Muqin figured out what was going on, and even though he was dissatisfied with the idiot emperor in his heart, he no longer wanted to die at this moment, and honestly kowtowed to himself: "Caomin just said something rude, and it has nothing to do with Tan Langjun, please punish him! "

Hearing this, Tan Yue glared at Xi Muqin.What a fool!Just now I passed it on for you with a "dialect accent", and you still pulled it back yourself!

Heng Mingshi lingered on the two of them for a while, and finally made a decision: "Hee hee, you two are so funny, I like it, how about it, you come to my imperial study every day, and tell me jokes!"

Two people: "..." Tell jokes to fools, I'm afraid they will become everyone's jokes!

Xi Muqin finally suppressed the impulse, and it was almost erupting!

Fortunately, Tan Yue's hand was strong enough to hold him tightly, so he didn't let him walk away on the spot, and then gained a reputation of being domineering.

Heng Mingshi didn't give them a chance to choose at all, and directly said: "Then it's settled! Come! Drink!"

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The news that Zhuangyuanlang and Tanhualang have become the celebrities of the imperial court spread like wildfire.

Those who didn't know the inside story were envious, while those in the palace who knew the inside story scoffed.What kind of celebrity in front of the imperial court is just telling jokes to a fool emperor every day!

Heng Mingshi dared to take Zhuangyuanlang and Tanhualang away directly. He was not afraid that Empress Dowager An would snatch them, because she had already found out that Empress Dowager An had already made an internal decision on the person who wanted to be promoted to be used by her. These two young people were halfway The wild horses that came out almost messed up her plan. Fortunately, Heng Mingshi kicked these two out of her choice range, otherwise she would have to find a reason to get rid of these two guys who stole the limelight. Get away!

Cherish talents?

I'm sorry, in the eyes of Empress Dowager An, there is no such thing as talented or untalented. She is busy promoting people she has long been interested in to assist her. Those who either have interests on the same line as her, or have Only in her hands can she feel at ease with such a person.

How could she, who is so cautious, have the patience to recruit two people who don't know if they will listen to her and are willing to be used by her?

Therefore, when Heng Mingshi wanted someone, Empress Dowager An not only did not stop her, but was happy to see it happen, and then justifiably kicked these two people to Heng Mingshi's side. The title of "Imperial Minister" was dismissed.