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The second letter was brought in by Xue Liang.

The generals of Nanpang are basically Confucian generals. They have been able to read and write since they were young. Xue Liang is the only one among them who is more rough and unrestrained. He was born in a butcher. A letter: "Wow, does this man named Xie Caiqing have such a good figure? He has a thin waist and a big butt."

Many generals came forward to join in the fun.

Huo Xiao silently looked at him.

"One foot nine, really thinner than a girl."

"How can he write down the waist and buttocks in such detail? Is it impossible to touch it?"

Amidst a burst of laughter, Huo Xiao silently looked at him again.

"Hahaha, what are you talking about? He's not Duanxiu, and Duanxiu can't remember it so carefully. I can't tell the name of my tigress. Maybe it's an estimate."

Xue Liang said: "He called you little slut, he must have come to seek revenge, right? He can make Xiao Yun like this, awesome, who is he? Why didn't I know that we have such a great man in Nanbang? But if you are grateful, There is revenge, lord, shall we fulfill him?"

The person next to him thought for a few seconds, and said: "Yes, although Xiao Yun is a bit of a rogue in his life, he has always kept his words. This area is well-received by outsiders, and he has never done anything treacherous."

"It doesn't sound like a lie when he said he would retreat first. He probably came all the way from the beginning because he really wanted to fight us, but he didn't expect that Miluo Villa would completely turn against us to help us. He is so old and cunning, he must have settled the account. , I thought it was not worth it, and changed my mind temporarily. I don’t want to drag us down, and I don’t want to return empty-handed. Let’s thank Caiqing for him. He has revenge and lost face, so he can retreat.”

"Yeah, I'm a little guilty of thanking Caiqing for going out, but if he doesn't agree, his army of millions will really come, and even if Nan Pang resists, he will have to pay a heavy price... If he can't fight, he won't fight."

A meeting was a mess.

When it was over, Huo Xiao touched his nose, coughed several times, leaned over and asked softly, "Are you sure?"

Jiang Huaichu said with a cold face, "...get lost."

Looking away from the second letter, Jiang Huaichu's face was red and expressionless.

Men's waists and hips are no more private than women's, so it doesn't matter if they say it out, let alone serious looking for someone.

It's just an emperor, and that's the only thing on his mind.

I believe he didn't reply.

Xiao Yun was so bored that he asked someone to shoot a letter every hour. In just three days, he shot more than 30 letters.

Of course Xiao Yun is not tired, each letter only has a few big characters or a sentence, such as "How?", "Have you found it?", "Are you looking for it?" It's time to find Xie Caiqing", "A big man can't take a nap, it's time to find Xie Caiqing", "Why are you still sleeping at this point, it's time to find Xie Caiqing", "You eat so slowly, it's time to find Xie Caiqing ", "It's been five hours and I haven't found Xie Caiqing", "It's been eight hours and I haven't found Xie Caiqing", "It's been ten hours and I haven't found Xie Caiqing", "Are you looking for it seriously?", "Don't you, Nan Pang, even have the courtesy to reply every letter you see? I reply to every letter of yours"...

Jiang Huaichu felt that Xiao Yun was invincible, and the enemy might be annoyed to death by him.

He just slept for one night, and when he woke up the next morning, the door of the coach's mansion was already full of arrows with letters on them.

Xiao Yun estimated that he wrote dozens of letters at one time, and asked people to cum on him at regular intervals, regardless of whether he was really eating or sleeping.

……

The coach's camp outside the city.

The soldiers ran in and handed over the letter with both hands, Xie Zhe suddenly wafted a cool and refreshing fragrance into his nose.

"Is this a letter from King Duan?"

Xiao Yun nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, it smells good, like a girl."

Xie Zhe: "..."

Under the emperor's handsome skin is a rough heart. In his thin cognition, girls are sweet and men are smelly.

Xie Caiqing is very fragrant, so she is a special girl, Xiao Yun is very smelly, so she is a special gentleman.

So according to Xiao Yun's standards, she is probably also a girl.

Xie Zhe hesitated to speak: "Your Majesty came to look for Xie Caiqing, why did you call him... little bitch?"

"Are you stupid?" Xiao Yun said angrily, "This is a negotiation, oh, I told Duan Wang that Xie Caiqing is so important, and then asked him to set the price of Xie Caiqing with me? Or tie Xie Caiqing to threaten me? Defense against others The heart is indispensable, what should Xie Caiqing do if he loses a hair? I'm just fooling around with a brat, when he foolishly gives Xie Caiqing to me, of course he won't be a little slut..."

Xiao Yun laughed straight, without blushing and heartbeat, and said: "It's the person next to him who I want to ask him to collect debts day and night. When the time comes, King Duan will know the truth, with that expression, tsk tsk tsk..."

Xie Zhe: "..."

"I won't talk nonsense with you." Xiao Yun opened the letter three times and five times, looking at the beautiful and correct lower script with hairpin flowers on the letter.

Xie Zhe glanced at the handwriting on the envelope: "This word is a bit more formal and elegant, not as chic as Xie Caiqing—"

Seeing him silent for a long time, Xie Zhe asked, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Yun's expression twisted.

Xie Zhe glanced on tiptoe, his expression froze.

There are only seven large characters on the paper that are completely different from the temperament of the handwriting - "No one found it, I don't know it."

Xiao Yun's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and the hand holding the edge of the paper wished to tear it up. After a long while, he said angrily: "How dare he?!"

Xie Zhe was also extremely shocked. Since Xiao Yun became famous, his victories in some wars in the later period can actually be said to be victories without fighting.

The enemy is afraid before fighting, morale is exhausted, soldiers are fleeing, and the general is terrified, pushing him to the altar. First, there is an idea that it is impossible to win, and the idea will naturally become a 100% accurate prophecy.

Since the age of 20, who on the battlefield is not afraid of Xiao Yun and treats him politely?He didn't dare to play tricks with him at all, for fear of offending him, everyone was very honest, Xiao Yun must have waited at ease because King Liang Duan didn't dare to play tricks on him, but he didn't expect...

King Duan never really thought that with the help of Mi Luo Villa, he would be safe, so he dared to slip Xiao Yun to delay time?

Xiao Yun really thought, no matter the cost, there is no city that he cannot break.

Xiao Yun let out a "heh", clearly smiling, but there was no warmth in his eyes: "When I was fighting, he didn't know where to drink milk, and he dared to play me. I haven't fought a war for more than a year, and they can't forget. It’s so big, can’t I let them remember it?”

"Give them a chance to send someone to their door. They don't want it. It's my turn to find it myself. Don't regret it."

Xiao Yun: "Come on! Come with me—"

Xiao Yun frowned and looked at the hesitant delivery letter: "What's wrong?"

With trembling hands, the confidant took out a delicate white cloth bag from the skirt, and offered it with both hands.

Xiao Yun: "What is this?"

The confidant didn't dare to look at Xiao Yun's face, and stammered: "King Duan heard that you...was bitten by mosquitoes all over your face, and gave you Nanbang specialty incense tablets to repel mosquitoes. He said the effect is very good, and I hope you will accept it." ..."

Xiao Yun was silent for a few seconds.

Xie Zhe hugged his arm a second before he ran away, but still did not stop him.

"He taunted me!! He actually dared to taunt me!! Xie Zhe, did you hear that? He actually dared to taunt me!! That boy with no hair yet dared to taunt me!! Does he know who he is taunting? ?! Who gave him the guts!! He mocked me!! He mocked me!!!"

"I heard it, I heard it! Majesty... Your Majesty calm down!! Calm down!! Let's hit him!! We're not angry! Let's blow him up!!"

"Yes, blow him up," Xiao Yun took a deep breath, sneered, and slapped the little cloth bag on the ground with his backhand. He was about to mount his horse and attack the city with big strides. The buzzing mosquito stopped abruptly.

He waited for his cronies to leave, then walked back as if nothing had happened, picked up the small pure white cloth bag on the ground, took out a piece of incense from inside, crushed it lightly with the pulp of his thumb, made sure it was non-toxic, snorted, and put a piece on the front of his shirt inside.

Xie Zhe followed out silently, and after a while, he nonchalantly approached Xiao Yun, and said in a low voice, "...the minister wants it too."

Xiao Yun paused slightly, then snorted again, silently took out the piece of incense, broke off a third of it and gave it to Xie Zhe.

Xie Zhe put it into his clothes without changing his face, and said righteously: "Let's attack the city! Destroy that ignorant King Duan!"