I'm pregnant after the routine enemy emperor

Sitting there, Xiao Yun's face turned green and pale for a long time, and he shouted violently: "I've been fooled by that big fool!"

"...Isn't it my great grandfather?" Xie Zhesheng said unrequitedly, "How could this be?"

Xiao Yun's memory flashed back before the fragment last night. He asked the old man if he would agree, but the old man laughed and tugged at him, saying, come and drink...

"Fuck! He didn't say yes at all! He's playing with me! Guan Laozi coaxes me, because he wants to throw me out when I get drunk!"

Xiao Yun went completely berserk, so angry that he wanted to knock off the roof of the carriage.

"...How could it be so?" Xie Zhe said, "Your Majesty didn't ask him to borrow troops, and he didn't make things difficult for him at all. The two requests are also very simple..."

Xiao Yun gritted his teeth: "Fuck it, can't you see it! I told him that I was going to beat Nan Pang, so he threw me out in a dirty way. He was going to help Nan Pang blatantly!"

Xie Zhe's eyes widened, and after a while, he asked softly, "Are you really his great-grandson?"

"...Fuck, shut up, who cares about it!" Xiao Yun sneered, "Isn't it just 20 more, I will not be a human if I don't kill Nan Pang!"

Xie Zhe felt sad and wanted to laugh at the same time, Xiao Yun grew up so big, he has never been put on like this before.

Sure enough, the only one who can fool the rogue is the rogue's great-grandfather.

Their people were all outside the border, and there were only a few guards accompanying them. Xiao Yun was angry, but his reason had not disappeared. He knew the difference in strength between the enemy and us, so he did not resist arrogantly.

Xie Zhe watched his words carefully, and said cautiously: "...then how can I find Xie Caiqing?"

Xiao Yun sneered: "What are you looking for, just ask Jiang Huaiyi for it! If you don't give it, hit him!"

Xie Zhe nodded deeply.

Sure enough, it is more suitable for Xiao Yun to directly threaten and blackmail, and grab it if you don't give it.

Xie Zhe frowned and said, "It will take a few days for our people to arrive, at most seventy to eighty thousand, the strange poison from Duan Wang's Poison Arrow Camp at the border..."

Xiao Yun said "huh" twice: "I have prepared the antidote to the poison long ago. Lao Tzu's iron cavalry is the second best in the world. Why don't you let them see it? I'm afraid I will frighten the fledgling King Duan."

Xie Zhe was a little relieved, Xiao Yun had gone through thousands of battles and won countless times with fewer enemies and more surprises. There is no city in this world that Xiao Yun cannot break through, no matter how impregnable a city is, it is vulnerable to two blows in front of him.

……

The next morning, when the concubine who was serving porridge saw Jiang Huaichu, she still couldn't help laughing.

Last night, she watched Jiang Huaichu imitate the handwriting of the old owner and wrote the words "deportation" with two swipes of a big pen, which was very hearty and refreshing.

"Didn't sleep well last night? Did it torment you again?" Toffee asked.

Jiang Huaichu shook his head, his eyebrows and eyes curved: "I slept soundly."

The concubine was taken aback for a moment, and stared at him carefully, her face was actually more radiant than yesterday, and her expression was much more vivid.

Jiang Huaichu touched his slightly protruding belly: "I don't know what's going on, but when Xiao Yun came, it didn't bother me anymore. It might be afraid of his uncle, but it's quite clever."

Toffee: "..."

Indeed, last night Jiang Huaichu went back to the palace in a carriage overnight to report the matter to the emperor. When Jiang Huaiyi heard that Xiao Yun was going to attack Nanpang, they stared at the little prince's belly as if he wanted to tear it into pieces.

At this time, if Jiang Huaichu vomited a few more times, Jiang Huaiyi would really beat his ass to pieces if he gave birth in the future.

The concubine said: "Then about Xiao Yun sending troops..."

Jiang Huaichu said: "I postponed my marriage with Yan Er."

The concubine was stunned: "This..."

There were two ominous premonitions in her heart: "You don't want to go to the border, do you?!"

Jiang Huaichu didn't speak.

The concubine's voice trembled with fright: "You... You can't go like this!"

The concubine finally knew what the housekeeper was busy with in Zhang Luo two mornings.

"Didn't you agree to live in Miluo in a few days?!"

Jiang Huaichu said indifferently: "The enemy is in front of us, and other things are put on both sides. I can't rest assured if I don't go to the border. The two of Huo Xiao there are simply too busy, let alone Xiao Yun, I know Xiao——"

"No!" The concubine was terrified.

"The tire is stable," Jiang Huaichu comforted, "I know what's going on with me, I won't risk my body, you let it go—" "I'm not just worried about this!" The always cheeky concubine blushed , said in a low voice, "Don't take it seriously, do you know that two days into the fourth month, the child looks different in two days? It looks like it can be hidden now, and you don't know that you have to deal with Xiao Yun at the border How long will it take until the belly grows bigger..."

"..." Jiang Huaichu lowered his eyes, "I have to go, no one at the border understands Xiao Yun, besides..."

Jiang Huaichu paused, and said lightly: "If Xiao Yun really wants to break through the city, I can still go to him. Didn't he come to me by the way, if it doesn't work, I will marry him and be his concubine. This is the worst and worst ending."

Jiang Huaichu always hates hope and loves to plan for the worst.

"You..." The concubine was furious. Of course she knew that with Mi Luo's great help, things would never be as bad as Jiang Huaichu said. Alright, what should we do if the enemy finds out? When the time comes, they will smear and ridicule you and publicize it, saying that you have a dark womb, that your biological father is unknown, that you are fake and innocent, and that you really have no sense of shame...wouldn’t it shake the morale of the army?”

Toffee took two deep breaths.

What she said was harsh, but this was not the time to whitewash the peace.

She took care of Jiang Huaichu, and often heard him talk about the endless dirty things in various countries.

In real battles, in order to win, the enemy is immoral and will do anything.

Jiang Huaichu was silent for a moment: "Even if they find out, they won't think about it. After all, I'm a man..."

"You grow belly but don't gain weight, even a man will doubt it! Your belly is bigger than the average person!" The more the concubine said, the more she felt terrible.

"...Then I'll try to get fatter."

The more you say it, the more outrageous it is, anyway, it is necessary to go, and the concubine understands.

"In short, the advantages outweigh the disadvantages, I have to go," Jiang Huaichu said firmly, "I don't know martial arts, so I don't need to go out to kill the enemy. I can stay behind closed doors at the commander's mansion. Don't worry, I won't see the enemy."

The concubine pointed at him, and said in a tone of resentment: "Xiao Yun is a cunning old man, don't let him find out about it!"

Jiang Huai was having fun in pain, and at this moment, he smiled with his eyes bent: "So what if I know? It's not his kind."

"..." The concubine suddenly remembered that Xiao Yun took medicine every month, and he couldn't beat Jiang Huaichu at all.

Jiang Huaichu said seriously: "There are many things that I can't control. For example, what will people think of me when they know that I am pregnant? Time is precious and there are more important things to do, so I don't like to think about those things, so I have to be mentally prepared in advance. That's fine, what I can grasp is that I can personally do two things for Nan Pang."

Jiang Huaichu touched his belly lightly, his expression could not hide his gentleness: "I love it very much, and I am willing to sacrifice everything for it, so that it can stay away from any gossip and grow up happily, but I also love his uncle and this country, There are other important people to protect."

The concubine stared at him for a long time, her eyes became sour, and she finally sighed: "...you can go."

……

The news that Emperor Daning assembled an army at the border and was preparing to attack Nanpang spread throughout Nanpang in less than two days, causing people to panic.

Nanping people are shrewd, intelligent, gentle, and good at doing business. They are not as brave and ruthless as Daning people, with well-developed limbs. army.

In the teahouse and tavern, before the theory of national subjugation could come to the fore, the old owner of Miluo came to Duanwang's mansion in person, openly donated Miluo's soldier talisman to Duanwang, and the news that more than 20 Miro's private troops obeyed the command of Duanwang unconditionally came flooding in. out.

In the evening, King Duan even put aside his love for his children, postponed his marriage, and drove back to the border without hesitation to defend against foreign enemies.

Nan Pang has two hearts, he hates Daning people so much that he hates Daning people, especially Xiao Yun, the emperor of Daning. Some women have already started to use the name of Emperor Daning to scare children: "You are not obedient, you little thief Xiao Yun coming to kill you."

……

Half a month later, outside Nanpang Pass.

Ever since Xiao Yun formed an army outside the pass, Nan Pang has been completely banned from entering Daning people.

The gate of the city was locked tightly, the bridge on the moat was pulled up, and the moat that surrounded the city for two weeks was wide and wide, and the water flowed fast.

This is Yeming Pass, the second most important town in Nanpang Border Pass, which directly borders Daning. As long as you break through this pass, you can almost say that you will drive directly into Huanglong.

Yeming Pass occupies the natural danger, the terrain is extremely high, surrounded by lowlands, you can have a panoramic view of the enemy's situation standing on the watchtower.

Surroundings are jungle swamps, densely covered with poisonous insects, and it is a hot day, full of miasma.

Outside the Yeming Pass is the boundary of Daning Junzhou.

There are countless camps at the foot of the reverse slope not far from the city gate. Seen from a height, they are not only neat and orderly, horizontal and vertical, left and right, left and right, but also... formed into a "Xiao" Character.

The flag with the word "Xiao" on the pattern of flying dragons, flying phoenixes and dancing flutters in the wind, swaying and majestic, sweeping the momentum, and the body of the flag is blown so loudly.

In the coach's camp.

"Fuck! Two more." Xiao Yun looked at the two smears of blood on his arms with an extremely melancholy expression.

"..." Xie Zhe wiped the hot sweat from his forehead, "Last night, a soldier reacted. When he was sleeping at night, something rustled up his face. Thick red centipede..."

"..." Xiao Yun said, "No wonder Xie Caiqing wants to give me a sachet, there are so many bugs!"

Xie Zhe: "The soldiers are starting to blow bugs and beat their teeth."

"..." Xiao Yun sighed, "Fortunately, I had the foresight to tell them not to come here."

Xie Zhe frowned and said, "But we only have [-] cavalry."

As soon as the emperor was "escorted" out of the customs, he asked people to go back to spread the news. Except for the more than 20 soldiers and horses in the capital and the three border states, no one else had to come.

Xiao Yun said: "It's okay."

Xie Zhe hesitated and said, "There are more than 50 people in Nanpang..."

"Fan bigger, fan bigger," Xiao Yun said lazily, gesticulating to his confidant who was fanning with a big cattail fan, "It's not just more than 50, but I have more than 200 million."

Xie Zhe looked blankly: "Didn't you tell them to go back the way they came...?"

"Nan Pang and those idiots around the country think that it is enough for me to have an army of 200 million to support them." Xiao Yun raised his eyebrows and smiled, and took a bite of the pear on the case. "Threats are only called when there is no action." Threats are scary."

"..." Xie Zhe said, "So that's why you stayed put?"

He thought that Xiao Yun beat mosquitoes in the coach's camp every day because he wanted to hold back a shocking plan, but it turned out to be a bluff.

"That's not true. At present, tens of thousands are really enough. They are all cavalry. They can attack when they advance, and they can run when they retreat. Play by ear."

The corner of Xie Zhe's mouth twitched slightly, is this what a world-famous general said?

Xiao Yun said lazily: "The people from the three states are here, I'm really not afraid of them. More than 20 people are no match for the 50 people on the other side. Can I still get along? Don't I have to wait, besides, the city of Duanwang is guarded like a bastard What am I in a hurry for?"

"...Then Your Majesty hasn't made any progress in the past three or four days?"

It has been two weeks since their second batch of soldiers and horses, and they have been at ease for three or four days after setting up the village.

"Who do you look down on!" Xiao Yun snatched the fan impatiently from his cronies and fanned himself, "I'm negotiating with Prince Duan."

Xie Zhe was taken aback for a moment, he has been busy managing the affairs of the army these few days, he didn't serve Xiao Yun much, so he doesn't know.

"negotiation?"

"He found Xie Caiqing for me, and if he gives me, I will retreat."

"..." Xie Zhe was silent for a long time, before he said cautiously, "You say you won't swear to the South... Swear that you won't be human..."

Xiao Yun said without blushing, without beating his heart: "It won't be considered a broken promise if you beat him down next year."

Xie Zhe: "..."

He understood that he had been lazy for two years and couldn't bear hardships. After getting angry, he felt that it was not worthwhile.

After all, if people can’t shrink back and don’t feed mosquitoes for two months, they probably won’t make any progress. The city wall in Nanpu is world-renowned for its solidity, and there are only two gates. There are more than 20 soldiers and horses in the city guarding only two gates. It is conceivable to break through the difficulty.

Yeming Pass is high-lying, Duanwang Poison Arrow Battalion is condescending, the enemy army is the target, a strong attack will undoubtedly kill two thousand enemies, and self-damage eight hundred.

This is also the reason why Nanpang has not destroyed the country for hundreds of years. Nanpang is easy to defend and difficult to attack. For the enemy, the investment is too large and the income is very small.

It would be a good thing if they could be resolved through negotiation.

Xie Zhe said: "Didn't Jiang Huaiyi refuse? King Duan agreed?"

The corner of Xiao Yun's mouth became more smiley: "Yeah, you don't know that Jiang Huaiyi's dead face actually has a younger brother with seven orifices! He is sensible, easy to talk, and has a good temper."

It was the second time that Xie Zhe saw Xiao Yun full of praise for an enemy coach.

Xiao Yun said: "You are so young, but you are more reliable than his elder brother—"

"Report!" A soldier outside hurried to the camp.

The smile on Xiao Yun's face became stronger: "Here we come! There is news!"

……

The commander's mansion in the city.

The melted water in the ice basin absorbs the heat, and the room is very cool and misty.

King Duan, dressed in white, stood in front of the board, neatly stamped the two letters that Xiao Yun had written to him in the past few days on the board in chronological order, and swept his eyes.

There was a hole in the middle of the second letter, and Xiao Yun shot the letter into the gate of the commander's mansion directly outside the pass, threatening him with extreme arrogance, saying that if Nan Pang didn't hand over the little bitch Xie Caiqing who offended him, don't blame him The iron cavalry is ruthless, if it is too late, he will cut off his and his emperor's brother's heads in the future, and hang them on the city gate as a warning to everyone else.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have known that he had such a unique title.

He replied that Brother Huang did not have such a person by his side, but promised to help him find him.

In Xiao Yun's second letter, he agreed ambiguously, waiting high above him to find someone, and attached extremely detailed information about the person he was looking for. , there are two moles in the middle of the left clavicle, which are at the same level as the face, the waist is two feet nine, and the hip is two feet seven..."