Fat Guangge's happy time

"I'm sorry, Xixi, it's been a few days, why did you call!"

Fatty Guang's deafeningly loud voice came from the phone, mixed with heavy gasps.

"Why don't you talk, hello, hello, is anyone there?... I said, Lao Cao, is the phone disconnected? What kind of broken hands! I scolded the neighbor next door, your brigade charges this money every day and that one If it’s money, can’t you get a better phone?”

"Brother Guang, I'm here, I'm listening!" Sima Xi hurriedly said loudly.

"Ri, why don't you talk while you're listening!" Fatty Guang's voice became louder, a little annoyed.

"Aren't I going to listen to you... I just want to hear from you, so you can just say it, I want to listen more." Sima Xi felt warm in his heart, and the entanglement just now had long since faded away.

"What are you talking about? Something is wrong. When we were together, you thought I was annoying every day. What's the matter, are you not annoying now?... Hey, I said, Xixi, you are talking!"

"...Why would I find you annoying? I will never bother you all my life, and I like to listen to your nagging all my life!" Sima Xi said in a low voice, feeling his face was on fire.

"Really?" Fatty Guang was a little suspicious, but also a little proud. "Hey Hey……"

"Why are you laughing stupidly?"

"Hey Hey……"

"Wahhaha!" Sima Xi was taken aback for a moment, but couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed out loud.All this laughter brought out all the snot and tears.

"Day, you dead Xixi!" Fatty Guang became furious and yelled at Lao Cao again, "You fucking care about me, can't I tickle you a little bit, scratch it? Grass, why are you greedy, come here, give me Scratch me!"

"Get out, Guangzi, I think you are getting more and more confused! I didn't believe it at first, but now that I look at it, maybe the matter between you and that young man is really true." Lao Cao withdrew his hand in a panic.

Fatty Guang refused to let him go, and touched Lao Cao's skinny butt. "I just like men, and I especially like a bad old man like you. Or, tonight, Lao Cao, wash your ass and wait for me?"

"Brother Guang, can you be more serious? I'm here for long-distance and roaming. Maybe the phone will be shut down after a while and I won't be able to talk." Sima Xi was really worried.

"Okay, let's talk. Lao Cao has already been mad at me and ran away." Fatty Guang said quickly, "Besides, who is being dishonest, obviously you were the one who teased me just now!"

"I don't call it teasing, that's called warning! Even if it is, your wording is not accurate, at most it's seduction!" Sima Xi wondered why he was so dissolute now.And he was bold enough to speak out his "heart".

"Okay, okay, brother, can't you keep yourself clean? I'm the lotus in the mud in the pond...Xixi, brother misses you..."

"..."

"Xixi, you are talking, why don't you talk again?"

"Brother Guang, I miss you! I miss you so much! I think you're going crazy!" Sima Xi said a lot in one breath, and immediately felt refreshed.

"..." Fatty Guang was speechless for a while, and then hesitantly said after a while, "Xixi, actually, you should say this to the girl you like."

"Yeah. But, Brother Guang, I really miss you, and I only want you alone. I...I love you!" Sima Xi's voice became lower and lower.

"I know, I understand in my heart." Fatty Guang's voice was also very low, "Actually, me too. I think you can't eat whatever you want. Brother Guang is a rough man, and he doesn't know what love is. My daughter-in-law always gets on after taking off her pants. But... I seem to understand what love is now. Love is just thinking about someone when you can’t see them. You can’t sleep at night because of thinking about them. Xixi, am I right? "

"..." Sima Xi didn't answer, he thought to himself, not only can't sleep because of thinking about it, but actually want to sleep because of thinking about it, the two of them stripped naked and slept together!It's just that, I don't have the nerve to say it.

"Xixi, why did you call? Didn't you just arrive in Shenzhen now? It's been a few days?" Fatty Guang pulled Sima Xi back who was in a state of confusion and love.Sima Xi hurriedly explained: "No, I arrived yesterday and fell asleep in the afternoon, and I'm afraid that no one in the brigade will answer the phone at night."

"That's it, hey, it's okay, in short, it's good to be safe. I'm worried to death. I'm afraid you won't have a seat in the car, I'm afraid you will run into a thief, I'm afraid you will be bullied... Mom, who the hell dare to bully My brother, I will beat him!"

Sima Xi could almost hear the sound of the fat man patting his chest on the phone, it was both funny and touching.The two chatted for a while, basically the fat man was just talking nonsense, Sima Xi listened.I always felt that I couldn't hear Fatty Light's loud voice enough, until I saw that it had been nearly half an hour on the phone, and if this continued, it would really be a shutdown due to arrears, so I quickly interrupted Fatty Light.

"Brother Guang, I can't go on talking, or it's really useless. I won't call you for a few days until I find a job."

"Okay, let's not talk about it. It just so happens that I have to help my second sister get crops these two days. You know I promised you before. Xixi, you must call me immediately after you settle down! Otherwise, I won't eat and protest ...What, don’t eat if you don’t eat? Okay, then you wait, I’ll go find some fun!”

"How dare you! If you want to find a man, I'll go find a man. Anyway, the south is well-developed, and there are plenty of ducks!...Forget it, don't talk about it, I promise to tell you as soon as you find a job, isn't it okay?"

This call took 40 minutes.Ink!Sima Xi despised himself for a moment, and worried about the debt, so he walked into a store.Sure enough, there is a recharge card, but when paying the payment, I was surprised to find that there are several kinds of condoms and "sacred oil" on the small shelf in front of the cashier in such a small shop.It seems that the south is indeed "developed" and "advanced" compared to the north.

After finishing these things, Sima Xi returned to the guest house, took a shower, dressed up and set out on the road.In the morning, Xiaocaier told herself that the largest and most formal recruitment site in Shenzhen is the Sungang talent market.Sima Xi followed the map, wandered all the way, and finally arrived at the destination.

Since it is known as the largest, it is indeed extraordinary.The sea of ​​people made the already hot weather a layer of air waves.There was a long queue, and after paying an entrance fee of five yuan, I finally squeezed in.After spending another five yuan, I got two job application forms and started my job hunting journey.

However, until he left, those two forms were useless.This time when Sima Xi came over, he just had to observe and walk around.The talent market is closed in the afternoon, and there are a bunch of lunch box sellers at the door.Seven yuan a piece is not too expensive, and it comes with a chicken leg.After just a few bites, it didn't taste too good.Because the rice in the south is different from the rice in the north. Unlike the rice in the north, it is round and full. On the contrary, it is thin and long, with a rough taste, which is difficult to swallow.The weather is too hot, so I want to buy a bottle of cold beer. This is also a habit I developed with Fatty Guang in summer.But upon inquiry, the cheapest Kingway beer costs as much as five yuan.Sima Xi clearly remembered that in Fengnan, the cheap ones were only two yuan a bottle.In the end, I was not willing to buy it, but just bought a bottle of mineral water, gnawed off the chicken legs, ate the vegetables, and dumped all the rice.

In the afternoon, I found two other talent markets to look at. The scale was small, and there were not many companies that came to recruit, so they didn't make much sense.I had no choice but to take a bus and stroll around the city of Shenzhen to get a general idea.Because I have been working on fast-moving consumer goods for more than a year, when I was looking for a job, I was always looking for this aspect.However, every such company has indicated that job seekers are required to be familiar with major markets and supermarkets in Shenzhen.This is fatal to Sima Xi who is new here.

Dinner was settled at McDonald's, and Sima Xi felt terrified when he thought of the lunch box at noon, and secretly thought that since he felt that there were many job opportunities, he might as well spend it extravagantly.While eating the hamburger, I was somewhat sad. I used to come to this kind of place as a single petty bourgeoisie.However, for the sake of true love, for Brother Guang, all of this doesn't matter.

Back at the guest house, most of the roommates have returned, only the macho and Xiao Caier are missing.It seems that everyone is in a good mood today, talking and laughing with each other."The Deer and Ding Tale" starring Chen Xiaochun was being shown on TV, and it happened that Duolong mistakenly thought that Mr. Wei was going to commit homosexual assault on him, which made everyone laugh.Sima Xi also laughed, but felt a little apprehensive.If they knew they were gay, would they just laugh amusedly?Perhaps instead, he would be silent, staring at himself like a monster.I may have been indifferent due to habit, but Brother Guang was originally a straight man, but now he faces the strange eyes of the villagers alone, which is really hard for him.Could it be that I was really wrong?

Brother Guang, I'm really sorry.I didn't intend to cause trouble for you, but I really can't help loving you!

In the midst of the excitement, Brother Fei's phone rang, as if it was a call from a hunk.

"What, you were arrested and taken to a shelter? Okay, you just stay here, and I'll go there right away!"