Fat Guangge's happy time

There are always a small number of customers who fill in the leaks years ago.It was not easy to make money some time ago, Sima Xi refused to let go of the profits of the past few days, so he took Xiao Li on vacation, and only Fatty Guang and himself were left to work together until the 29th day of the lunar calendar.

We're done, it's getting late.The two hurriedly cleaned up, locked the door, took a taxi, and went straight to the city.After months of hard work, I have to reward myself.

Unexpectedly, the two of them forgot what day it was now. Most of the restaurants had already closed their annual holidays. The taxi driver suggested that they might as well go to the Moon River Western Restaurant. It was said that it was run by a foreigner, and the Chinese New Year would definitely not be celebrated.

Arrived at the destination, really so.It was almost full, and the best seat by the window was out of the question. There were only two vacancies near the middle of the hall.There are also all kinds of customers inside, and there are all kinds of dresses.It seems that most of them are here because they can't find a Chinese restaurant that is open.

Sima Xi had always been a petty bourgeoisie before, so he naturally liked it here.Fatty Guang must have come here for the first time, he was dumbfounded when the knife and fork arrived, and asked the waiter in a white shirt and black tie if he had any chopsticks?It made the neighboring customers laugh softly.In the past, Sima Xi would definitely give Fatty Guang two sanitary balls, but this time, he only thought that Fatty Guang was stupid, so cute.He hurried over to help Fatty Guang spread the napkin, put the knife in Fatty Guang's right hand, and stuffed the fork into his left hand.

What does the waiter indicate to the two of you to order?Sima Xi wanted to pass the menu to the fat man first, but then he thought, forget it, it's no wonder his pig brain can understand it.But what should I order for him? It's too complicated for him to accept. Why don't I order a fried pasta?The big Chinese New Year's is also too simple.After pondering for a long time, I finally ordered two steaks. I still ordered the filet steak set menu. This steak is made of sirloin and loin meat. It is characterized by more lean meat, high protein, and low fat. It is more suitable for people who like it. Slimming.I ordered the most popular black pepper steak set meal for Fatty.

Sima Xi returned the menu to the waiter, who asked how familiar it is?

"Somewhere between seven and eight." Sima Xi replied, and unconsciously asked Fatty Guang, "Brother Guang, how about you? How familiar?"

"How familiar are you?" Fatty Guang was a little dumbfounded, the conversation between Sima Xi and the waiter just now, he basically heard the Martian language.

Sima Xi was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that this was Brother Guang, not his bourgeois friends.Seeing the silence, the waiter took over the conversation: "Sir, steaks are generally divided into well-done, medium-rare, medium-rare, medium-rare and medium-rare. Do you like it fresher or cooked?"

Fatty Guang became more and more confused the more he listened, thinking, he is not an animal, so why would he eat raw?Impatient, he simply replied: "A few things, messy, don't care how much, I will be familiar with it, the more familiar the better!"

When the steak came, the fat man cut it left and right, but he couldn't get it off. He was so angry that he gnawed it with the tip of the knife and the fork.It was so funny that Sima Xi couldn't eat it at all, so he had to take the fat man's portion and carefully cut the steak into thin slices.The fat man looked at Sima Xi's calm expression with admiration, and when he saw the steak was cut, he grabbed Sima Xi's right hand, and stretched out his own big hand to compare with Sima Xi's hand.

"Xixi, why do you think you are so long? Look at your hands, and then at mine. Why do I feel that my hands are not hands?"

Sima Xi laughed, "What is it if it's not a hand?"

"I'm just a pig's trotter. Look at yours, it's slender and fair, tsk tsk, it looks better than my wife's hand!"

When Sima Xi heard the word "daughter-in-law", he felt a bit blocked for no reason, withdrew his hand and said, "Die, I am a pure man! Hurry up, use your pig's trotters to eat your steak with a fork! "

The aroma of the steak overcame Fatty Guang's curiosity, Fatty Guang devoured it, and the plate was gone after three or five swipes.Then, he stared pitifully at the filet mignon that Sima Xi had just eaten two bites on his plate.When Sima Xi saw his profuse appearance, he shook his head and pushed his own to the fat man.Anyway, it is a set meal, as well as small bread and vegetable salad, which is enough for my small appetite.

The fat man ate the filet steak with a happy smile, and just took a bite, he was surprised: "Hey, why is the meat of your steak so tender, it's much tastier than mine."

Sima Xi laughed and said, "Of course, mine is almost twice as expensive as yours."

"Ah? You boy, it's not interesting! You can eat hot and spicy food by yourself, and give my brother my leftovers!" Fatty Guang pretended to be angry, "No, I won't do it, you have to compensate me for my spiritual loss!"

"Tch, do you know the word mental loss? Do you have the spirit? I think you only have nerves!"

"I don't care about the spirit or the nerves. In short, Xixi, think about it, I usually eat the fat and give you the thin ones. Brother, I am so mean, you have to make it up to me for whatever you say today!"

"How to make it up? How about, young master, I promise tonight with my body?"

"Okay, okay, brother, I've been holding it back for half a year, today I'll show you what Gemachiro is!" Fatty Guang pretended to be lustful, and even stuck out his tongue, "Zi "Slip" and smiled obscenely with the expression of a seven-time pervert.

Sima Xi got goosebumps, feeling like a helpless little sheep.Hiding from Fatty Guang’s lascivious gaze, he caught a glimpse of a piano on the north side of the hall. He had an idea and thought about it, and said, “Well, brother Guang, I’ll play a piano piece for you to express my gratitude to you.” Bar."

A song "Autumn Whispers" was played slowly.The western restaurant in winter is gradually filled with the fascination of autumn.

People from all walks of life and all kinds of people gathered in this western restaurant because they had no place to eat. They didn't understand the romantic style of western food at all. They were still whispering and chatting loudly just like in Chinese restaurants. .Suddenly, this ray of autumn wind from Sima Xi was gently rippling, changing the style of the entire scene in a short while.This autumn is warm and romantic, maybe it is an afternoon, maybe it is a red leaf, in every note, quietly sipping a cup of afternoon tea in autumn.

Everyone stopped talking and listened quietly to the ethereal sound of the piano.The man looked at Sima Xi with admiration in his eyes; the woman stared at her man with love in her eyes.The fat man didn't blink his eyes. In the whole world, there was only one handsome young man.He couldn't understand the meaning of the sound of the piano at all, but there was a stream trickling in his rough heart, rippling his blankness and soothing his bosom.Fatty Guang gradually understood that this clear stream was Sima Xi, his stream!

After the song closed, everyone was staring at Sima Xi.After a while, there was thunderous applause.The fat man shot the loudest. He was triumphant, with his head held high, looking around, like a hero.Show off to the customer sitting next to you: Xixi, my brother!

The customers looked at him, he was dressed like a peasant, he shook his head and laughed.

A high-nosed foreigner dressed as a gentleman in a black suit in the restaurant walked up to Sima Xi and said a few words in broken Chinese.But Sima Xi got up immediately and answered in fluent English.The two hugged and separated.

When Sima Xi returned to his seat, the fat man was worried, and hurriedly asked, "Xixi, what did the foreigner tell you? Do you think you messed with other people's things?"

"Get out!" Sima Xi laughed angrily, and gave Fatty Guang a fist, "He was asking me, which foreign music academy did I graduate from, and I can play so well!"

"Yeah, Xixi, you play really well! Have you ever been abroad?"

"What, I just practiced the piano for a long time. I started learning at the age of 7, but later my father thought it would be more promising to take the enterprise or government route, so he didn't go to the conservatory of music. Moreover, my playing is average, It's just that I'm more sensitive, and I have a good grasp of notes."

"Day, Xixi, you're really good. You're usually like this. If you're not like that, why don't Song Zuying stand aside?"

"What does Song Zuying have to do with the piano! Well, let's not talk about it. Haven't you finished eating? Let's go, brother Guang. I'll take you back for a romantic trip today."

The two took another taxi and came to a movie theater.Sima Xi bought two overnight tickets for a private room, knowing that the fat man was not only a bucket of food but also a bucket of water, he also bought a bagful of mineral water, so he dragged the fat man in.

The two did not enter the hall, but entered the small projection hall on the right.The inside is divided into two sections, the front section is a row of soft seats, and the back section is ten private rooms, the price is more than double that of ordinary ones.This arrangement was originally planned by Sima Xi when he was eating.On this day, there are few people watching movies, and the environment of the private rooms here is good.Although you can't be a lover with a straight man, you can learn from a normal couple and pretend to have a Valentine's Day, so you can have a good time.

The private room is not big, and inside is a sofa bench with no cover in the middle.The fat man sat on it with his buttocks bare, already occupying more than half of it.If Sima Xi sat down again, the two of them could only squeeze tightly together.

The movie started, and the whole space was dark except for the screen.There are two small energy-saving lamps on the wall of the private room, emitting a dim yellow light, making the private room permeated with a kind of bewildered atmosphere.

The front of the private room is a special glass, which can clearly watch movies inside, but people outside can't see clearly inside.Sima Xi couldn't help thinking to himself, no wonder couples like to spend a lot of money to go to the private room, it turns out it's a secret.