Fat Guangge's happy time

Xiao Caier did not take out the Russian military telescope, but took off her Omega gold watch and put it on Binbin's wrist.In peaceful times, veterans don't need to have memories anymore.Men, what you need is success and status, not military toys.Do you understand, Binbin?

The crystal lanterns on the ceiling in the top-floor suites of the Summer Hotel cast soft star-like light, dimming the entire living room in golden splendor.Binbin looked at the watch in his hand. The rectangular golden dial was paired with a golden watch chain, which was wrapped around his strong bronze-colored wrist, reflecting the eye-catching light.Binbin nodded, the same metal luster, Omega's is much more dazzling than his third-class medal.

"Then, thank you, Brother Cai!"

"Why should you thank me? Thank me for what?" Xiao Caier smiled.

"Thank you for giving me this watch."

"Is it just this watch?"

"Well, please invite me to dinner."

"What else?" Xiao Caier was still laughing.

"And brother Cai, you are a good man."

"You're wrong, I'm not a good person, I just like you." Xiao Cai'er stopped laughing and stared straight at Binbin.This is the truth, Xiao Caier thought to herself, she is really not a good person.Since he was a child, he had no father and no mother, and his grandmother kicked her legs even when she was seven years old.Then he entered an orphanage, fought, fought, skipped classes, and went to a junior college in a daze.Do things as you please, without moral ethics and institutional constraints.Because it is completely unnecessary, in this world, I have never received the care of my elders, the care of my friends, or the respect of the world.I am a piece of shit, maybe it will evaporate when the weather is hot, who cares about me?Only a young man so stupid that he fears he will starve to death and sleep in the street.

Sima Xi, Sima Xi, do you really think that just 300 yuan can save the vicissitudes of life?Now I casually give this watch to the man in front of me who is about to turn into a duck, and its price is already 3 yuan.

Binbin narrowed his eyes and looked at Xiao Caier, and suddenly said softly, "I know."

"you know?"

"When you touch my 'head', I'll know." Binbin's eyes were twinkling, and he said with some embarrassment, "I think you like me, at least like my body."

Xiao Cai'er turned her face to the side and looked out the window.Looking down from the top of the 26-story hotel, cars look like bugs, pedestrians turn into ants, and street lights turn into stars.The roads extend in all directions, and the rice fields are vertical and horizontal, turning the whole city into a frame.All the lives of all people are imprisoned in it, like a besieged city.Looking down from a high place, there is an inexplicable stalwart, and then I feel great, which is a feeling of controlling the overall situation.

The embarrassment when eating was already expected.Binbin pushed Xiao Caier's hand away in a panic, but he didn't have an attack, but his face was blushing.Binbin didn't continue either, and said haha.

"Just kidding, don't mind. Even if it's true, as long as you don't like it, I won't force it." He said, picked up the tea and took a sip.

Binbin lowered his head and stared at the abalone without saying a word.The atmosphere froze for a moment, making people feel a little breathless.

"How about this, brother will tell you a joke." Naturally, Xiao Cai'er had a plan ahead.Without waiting for the other party's consent, he started talking on his own. "Binbin, do you know how people live in the desert?"

Binbin subconsciously said: "Isn't it just riding a camel?"

"Well, but today I told a dirty joke." Xiao Caier nodded, "It is said that one day, a man rode a camel across the desert. Go and go, go and go. A long journey, a lonely desert. As time goes by, something will happen.”

The corner of Binbin's mouth twitched, then he calmed down again.Xiao Caier poured him a cup of tea and continued, "This man is hungry, but he doesn't want to drink tea. He is suffering from suffocation, so he wants to fuck the camel. But just as he was about to do it, the camel kicked him away. He just ran. He managed to catch up and knocked the camel down, but he still wanted to do it. The camel struggled to get up, and then put him down again. There was no way, so he had no choice but to endure and continue walking with the camel."

Xiao Caier lit a cigarette and handed it to Binbin.Binbin shook his head, Xiao Caier took two sips by himself, then pinched it off again.

"Go and go, go and go. The man was hungry and thirsty again, so he went to press the camel again. The camel struggled and knocked the man down again. The man had no choice but to endure and continue on his way. Go and go, go and go"

Binbin took a sip of tea and muttered softly: "This desert is really long."

Xiao Caier glanced at him, and continued with a blank expression: "Go, go, go. Suddenly, I saw a person lying on the desert in front of me. The man and the camel walked over and helped the person up. This person is actually a Stunning color, what is the perfect way? Well, the place that should be convex is convex, and the part that should be warped is warped

Then I finally opened my eyes and said, good-hearted people, give me some water to drink.You saved me and I would do anything for you.

When the man heard this, he ran over and kicked the camel down.Bring the jug over and give me some water.Sprinkled the rest of the water on the body again, the water was used up, but the spirit immediately came.Say, good-hearted man, you are so kind!Well, as said before, now I can do anything for you.So what do you want me to do? "

Binbin had already drank several sips of tea, couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Brother Cai, to be honest, what you said is not funny at all. You must have sacrificed yourself to this man. This is at best a dirty joke."

Xiao Caier didn't refute, and still spoke with the same expressionless face as before, but the difference was that her tone was flat and without any tone, but this time her voice suddenly became very urgent. "The man gritted his teeth and said, girl, this is what you said, come quickly and hold this camel down for me!"

"" Seeing Xiao Cai'er shut up, obviously the joke was over, Binbin was confused for a while, and started laughing.The laughter became louder and louder, and when he reached the back, he covered his stomach with his hands, laughing so hard that tears came out.

Binbin's reaction was expected by Xiao Caier. The most important thing about this joke is that the narrator can't show the slightest expression and tone, but at the end, he suddenly burst out with a strong and urgent voice, like crying, In order to have a strong contrast effect.Didn't Xiao Caier practice this joke once or twice in the past, and it's best used for Bin Bin, who came from a serious military camp.

A smile slowly surfaced on Xiao Caier's brow.The Binbin in front of him was no longer serious and restrained.Smile so presumptuously, so brilliantly.It was like a ray of strong sunlight shining directly into the private room, and the entire room was illuminated without the slightest darkness.For a while, Xiao Caier was also confused.Today I came here to hook up with Brother Bing, just because Sima Xi was always sticky with the fat man, and he didn't take care of himself. In the past month, he was fighting to the death with his godfather's distant nephew in Shanxi.There was a hint of resentment in it, as if he wanted to prove that he was not unattractive.It's just that at this moment, looking at Binbin's shell-like white teeth, Xiao Cai'er did have a natural urge to poke the tip of her tongue into the mouth in front of her, to taste whether it is also delicious tasty.

There will be opportunities, and they are here.Binbin stopped laughing with great difficulty, and actually patted Xiao Caier on the shoulder, saying, "Brother Cai, you're laughing so hard, let me tell you one more thing."

Xiaocai'er also laughed, and said: "It's okay, it's a joke, touch your head." Then, she stretched out her palm and gently covered Binbin's crotch again, "I already told one just now, and you two get together Touch, or touch again and again?"

"Tch, what if I tell you one too?" Binbin didn't push Xiao Caier's hand away this time.

Xiaocai'er's subordinates slightly increased their pressure, and said, "Tell me one, and I'll let you touch mine!"