Fat Guangge's happy time

Spring comes later in the north.At the turn of late winter and early spring, the climate is a bit like autumn.The sky was full of yellow sand, and the sand particles crawled up the body along the neckline.Finally the wind stopped, and the oncoming sun caused Li Tianming to squint his eyes again.

Li Tianming was slandering that the big president Cai (of course Cai Guangyao, and the young president is Cai Yilin), didn't know what kind of nerves he had, and sent himself over to accept the training class of outward bound training.If it weren't for the sake of the annual salary of 10 and the year-end dividends of takeaways, I wouldn't mention it. I have been with two fat bosses and a handsome boss for so long, and they are like buddies with each other. I can only endure it. .

In fact, Li Tianming didn't know that this matter was actually researched by Sima Xi, but the fat man just opened his mouth and turned into a bad guy.According to Sima Xi's point of view, Li Tianming had studied MBA when he was in graduate school, so he naturally had good business knowledge.It's just that Li Tianming is introverted, and his social skills are too weak if he is asked to be a professional manager, so he must use extraordinary means to "pull the seedlings and encourage them to grow".Therefore, Li Tianming came to a field in the western suburbs in a daze, and began to follow this field training camp to carry out "beast training".

The reason why it is not training, but "beast training", is because the instructor Zhang Bin who is in charge of the training is not a human being at all.As soon as I came up, I got a cross-country training in Wuhuali.Most of the people who participated in this kind of training were so-called elites from all walks of life, who had never experienced this kind of toss.After running for a third of the way, a fat man next to Li Tianming couldn't run anymore and sat down on the ground, unable to get up.It is said that Zhang Bin, who was retired from the army, was holding a plastic stick in his hand, and he came up twice, and it hit the fat man's back solidly.

"Fuck, why are you beating people!" The fat man wanted to stand up, but his legs gave way and he fell down again.

Zhang Bin said coldly: "Because you are lazy."

"Then you can't hit people with your hands! Oh, I want to sue you for intentionally hurting people!"

"I'm sorry, it's clearly written in the contract, and the consequences are at your own risk. Moreover, I used a plastic stick, and there will be no evidence left at all."

"You..." the fat man blushed, "I ask to drop out of school!"

"Whatever, but it's also stated in the contract that the tuition and deposit will not be refunded."

This fat man and another fat man finally quit midway, and the tuition fee of more than 2 yuan was also given up.At first, everyone thought that it was just a training camp mainly run by veterans, and it was enough to pretend to train, but they didn't expect it to be true in accordance with the military style.Those two fat guys just now looked like bosses, they could be their own masters.But most of the other people are often sent by the company, at most they are senior leaders, so they can only endure it.

I don't know how long it took, but after half a century, everyone finally reached the end.Beast coach Zhang Bin did not let everyone rest, and lined up against the wind and the sun.All the students complained endlessly, and Li Tianming was no exception.I fell just now, and the clothes on my shoulders were scratched by stones on the ground.Li Tianming was checking with his head sideways when he got a stick on his buttocks.

"Stand up straight!"

"You..." Li Tianming couldn't bear it anymore, "You really treat us like soldiers, and you are the chief!"

"Well, do you have an opinion?" Zhang Bin leaned very close, this guy was a head taller than Li Tianming, with a sturdy build.Li Tianming's eyes were covered by dark clouds, and his heart was numb, but he was still a little unconvinced, and murmured: "We are all mental workers, and we didn't come here to practice bodybuilding, why do we have to train?"

"Why, can't stand it anymore? This distance has been reduced by half, and our troops are at least five kilometers away." Zhang Bin sneered, looking around at everyone, "Well, I guess many of you think this kind of training is meaningless, right? Well, let's change the way, and I will tell you a story."

Zhang Bin cleared his throat and told a story about a philosopher and a boatman. The general meaning is as follows: Once a philosopher took a boat to the other side of the river. Although the boatman was very old, he kept rowing hard, very hard.So the philosopher said to the boatman, "Old man, have you ever studied philosophy?" The boatman replied, "Oh, sorry, I haven't studied philosophy." I lost 50% of my life." After a while, the philosopher saw the old man working so hard, and said, "Have you ever studied mathematics?" The old boatman felt even more inferior, and said, "I'm sorry, sir, I I have never studied mathematics." The philosopher continued: "Oh! What a pity, then you will lose 80% of your life." At this moment, suddenly a huge wave capsized the boat, and two people fell into the water at the same time The boatman saw the philosopher struggling so hard and said, "Sir, have you ever learned to swim?" The philosopher said, "I have never learned to swim."

When it came to the end, Li Tianming couldn't help but sneer and took the conversation away. "The old boatman must have said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, you're going to lose 100 percent of your life.' Is that right? It's an old story, you've heard it since you were in school."

Zhang Bin turned his gaze to Li Tianming again, his expression gloomy.Li Tianming couldn't hold back his momentum, and lowered his head embarrassingly.

"Student 0038, raise your head up. If you're a man, don't pinch your crotch!"

Li Tianming raised his head amidst the laughter of the crowd, his face flushed.Zhang Bin stared at him and said, "Yes, you must know more than me. But do you know why you can't tell me with confidence? Because you don't know how to apply what you have learned, and more importantly, you are cowardly, timid, and Just a coward, Ruan Xiaoer!"

Li Tianming helplessly followed the team to practice queuing up, and stole a glance at Zhang Bin.I saw Zhang Bin, 1.8 meters tall, with broad shoulders and a thin waist, with strong muscles that bulged the camouflage uniform.Especially the buttocks, which are tight and full, must be the result of long-term training.Looking at his face again, the eyebrows are drawn, the bridge of the nose is high, and the lips have a clear outline.The cheeks are thin, and the slashes are drawn obliquely like a knife.Under the sunlight, his bronze-colored skin had a metallic luster.

Li Tianming couldn't help but gasped.Speaking of this person, this figure, this appearance, he is really a man, and he is even more handsome.It's not like a boy with a gold-rimmed glasses like me can PK. It seems that life will be difficult in the future, and I can't afford to mess with this guy.

I was thinking about it, and suddenly there was a pain in my leg.It turned out that his pace was slow, and Zhang Bin pulled him down again.Li Tianming opened his mouth, but he didn't dare to speak, but he was extremely annoyed in his heart.Suddenly a plan came to mind.Damn, say I'm soft, can yours be as hard as a diamond?I can't afford it, someone can.No matter how fierce this soldier is, can he beat Mr. Cai?When President Xiao Cai came back from Shanxi, he would trick him to rape the soldier.Anyway, isn't Xiao Cai willing to be a man just like Sima Xi?Hey, that's it!

Once a person has a goal, he also has motivation.After more than a month of tossing, Li Tianming finally gritted his teeth and survived until graduation.Holding the golden graduation certificate in his hand, Li Tianming burst into tears as he looked at the scars on his arms and legs.What excited him wasn't that he graduated, but that Mr. Cai finally came back!

"Instructor Zhang, please come here. Student 0038 has something to ask you for instructions." Li Tianming talked for a while, but couldn't change his words. "It's like this. After more than a month of hard teaching from you, I feel that I have benefited a lot. Moreover, Mr. Cai of our company has also heard about it, and I am very grateful to you. So I really want to entertain you, and I hope you will be busy in your busy schedule. Appreciation."

"Oh, this, it's not suitable, right?" Zhang Bin was embarrassed to put on airs as an instructor after they all graduated.

"Should be, should be." Li Tianming had a smile on his face, and he wondered when he would be so hypocritical, smiling like it was real. "Our Mr. Cai likes to make friends the most, especially military guys. No, I just came back from Shanxi and brought a Russian military telescope of more than 2 yuan. If you went there in military uniform that day, I think it would be a gift. A greeting to you."

Zhang Bin was also laughing, hey, the sword eyebrows became crescent moons.

(7seven original, "Two flowers bloom, each representing a branch", because this phrase is used too much).Hu Yongbin's ex-wife came to room 1018 of the four-star Holiday Hotel as scheduled, the door was ajar, and she walked in, but there was no sign of Hu Yongbin.Looking around, the bathroom door opened, and Hu Yongbin, who only had a white towel around his waist, came out.

"Yongbin?" The ex-wife was a little surprised, she hadn't seen her for a few years, and now the man who appeared in front of her was bald, and her body was much fatter than before, it felt like a different person.There is no tension like before, but there is more pleasing kindness.

Hu Yongbin was even more surprised.The woman in front of me is somewhat familiar, but more unfamiliar.The short hair that was originally at the same level as the ears has been left with shawl hair, and the heavy makeup has been changed to light makeup.The thick eyebrows were obviously shaved off and turned into willow leaves.Low-cut evening gown, showing the lace of the bra.With a thin waist and hips, she is obviously not the tough wife she used to be.

"You are?" Hu Yongbin couldn't be sure.

"No! My name is Liu Meiji." The woman named Liu Meiji paused and explained, "I changed my name last year."

Hu Yongbin's heart sank when he heard the words, it was really his ex-wife; then his heart tightened again, why did this old woman live younger and younger?Grandma, can you still fancy yourself?

Hu Yongbin's eyes wandered, staring at Liu Meiji, and glanced at her lips.There is light makeup everywhere, only this lip is covered with colorful lipstick.There was light shining in the pink, and she pursed her lips slightly, revealing a hint of temptation.Hu Yongbin's brain became hot, or maybe he was stimulated by the intimacy of those two sluts, he hugged Liu Meiji, and his two hot lips instantly blocked her lips.

All night long, wake up at dawn.Hu Yongbin hugged his ex-wife and said, "Honey, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to remarry this morning."

The woman in her arms giggled and gently pushed Hu Yongbin away. "You mistook the person, I told you, my name is Liu Meiji."

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Liu Meiji put the satchel on her shoulders, smiled sweetly, turned and walked out of the door.It took Hu Yongbin a long time to wake up and chased him out, but the corridor was empty and there was no one there.The hanging lamps on the walls on both sides emit golden light, and the whole corridor seems to be filled with strange smoke.

Hu Yongbin stood there in a daze, thinking to himself, does Liu Meiji really exist in this world?

When the couple was entangled in the old tree in the room last night, it was a coincidence that Xiao Caier was also fighting wits with Brother Bing in the revolving restaurant on the top floor.The reason why he agreed to Li Tianming's plan was because he was offended by those bitches Sima Xi and Fatty Guang, and secondly because he was provoked by Li Tianming.According to Li Tianming, Mr. Cai, if you can't even deal with a stupid soldier, you still want to deal with Mr. Sima?

So, classmate Xiao Caier came.Li Tianming introduced it to the two of them, amused in his heart, Zhang Bin really put on the military uniform with the epaulettes removed.It seems that I really want a Russian military telescope.

Xiao Cai'er clasped her fists slightly: "What are you looking up for so long?"

Li Tianming quickly added: "Zhang Bin." At this time, Li Tianming's cell phone rang.Li Tianming pretended to say a few words into the phone, and then said that there was something urgent and he was sorry to leave.

In fact, the sound of the mobile phone is just the alarm ringtone, which was set by Li Tianming in advance.Li Tianming sighed while walking in the corridor.Have you really fallen?How many nonsense have you told and how many small tricks have you planned in the past few days?It seems that this outward bound training is really not in vain.

Zhang Bin fiddled with the teacup in his hand, a little afraid to look at Xiao Caier.What kind of person is Xiao Caier? Li Tianming cannot compare.Not to mention the "golden dog chain" around the neck, not to mention the famous brand and two gemstone rings on the fingers, just a scar on the corner of the eyebrow, and a vaguely fleshy face.This kind of innate gangster spirit is not comparable to that of soldiers in peacetime pretending to be masculine.Although Zhang Bin is a head taller than Xiao Caier, in fact, he has an inexplicable feeling of oppression towards Xiao Caier who is sitting next to him.It's like being stuck under the Forbidden City wall, and the whole person is shrouded in that royal arrogance.

Xiao Caier also squinted her eyes to look at the soldier in front of her.Sword eyebrows and big eyes, but the bronze skin is very delicate and lustrous.The military uniform he wore when he was a soldier was obviously one size smaller, and his entire body was stretched tightly, revealing the lines of his muscles.Especially those two pectoralis major muscles can outline the outline when he bends down.

This boy Li Tianming is not fooling around, this soldier, wearing a grass green and slightly yellow military uniform, is really full of uniform temptation. "Gulong" came from Xiao Cai'er's throat, and Xiao Cai'er quickly picked up the teacup and took a sip to cover it up.Immediately afterwards, he turned his head, sprayed the tea in his mouth all over the floor, and yelled at the waiter who was standing quietly beside him: "Grass, what kind of tea are these? Are you a four-star hotel? Ge Laozi Yes, hurry up and get a pot of Biluochun!"

The waiter hurriedly took the teapot and walked out, only to be stopped by Xiao Caier again. "The food will be served in a while and just put it at the door. If you have something to do, you can call outside. We brothers have something important to do, and we don't want to be harassed!" As he spoke, he took out a hundred-yuan bill from his handbag and stuffed it into the little girl, and touched the little girl by the way. sister's little hand.

Well, it feels good in the hand, but the person looks a little tactful. "Why don't you leave? Hurry up!"

The waitress girl said aggrievedly: "But, you haven't ordered yet."

Xiao Cai'er slapped her forehead, "Fuck, I forgot. Hey, let me say, Zhang"

"Bin." Zhang Bin quickly added to Xiao Caier.

Xiao Caier said: "Hey, your name is really hard to remember. I think you must be younger than me, so why not call you Binbin? That's it! Binbin, you can eat whatever you like."

Zhang Bin looked at the menu and thought, Binbin?I couldn't help but shivered and got goosebumps all over my body.Well, Binbin will be Binbin, but this menu is all messed up, it is in English and Japanese, and what kind of text is this kind of tadpole-like?

Xiaocai'er saw that Binbin was a master who had never seen the world, and said, "You can order according to the price."

"Oh." Binbin nodded, "French foie gras snails"

Xiao Caier grabbed the menu and threw it to the younger sister. "Well, I can't even eat what you ordered. How about this, little girl, you just order abalone, scallops, shrimps, etc., at least four heads of abalone!"

After the little girl left, Xiao Caier felt something was wrong. "Binbin, it's all seafood, don't you mind?"

For Binbin, Xiao Caier ordered things that he had heard of but never eaten.I have been serving as a soldier in Gansu, and I seldom eat seafood, so I don't mind at all.Nodded, shook his head again.In fact, it means that you can eat it, and you don't mind.I also felt that Xiao Caier couldn't figure it out, and blushed for a moment at a loss, how could she have the demeanor of being an instructor in a training camp?

"I said Binbin, how old are you this year, are you married?"

"27, no girlfriend yet."

"What month was it born?"

"January."

One day, Xiao Cai'er scolded the street in her heart, and she was also 27, but this kid was born in January and was older than herself, so I can't let him know about it, it's called Ban Tian Binbin. "Binbin, why don't you have a date yet? Look at you, this face, this figure" Xiao Caier couldn't help stretching out her hand, and began to touch Binbin.

Binbin was embarrassed and moved his body. "I'm from a rural area. My family is poor. It doesn't matter. I don't have a regular job after I recover. People look down on me."

"Pa—" Xiao Cai'er slapped the table, almost knocking the teacup over. "Women nowadays are really not a thing. They would rather cry in a BMW car than drip. How many BMWs are there? I didn't read the news. The accidents were all caused by BMWs. Can you compare a horse with a man, I hate this kind of gold digger! If you have the ability to have sex with a BMW car, we will not let them do it!"

Xiao Caier saw that the opportunity had come.He hurriedly put his hand on Binbin's shoulder, patted it lightly, and comforted him: "It's all right, you're only in your early 27s, and there are still plenty of opportunities. In fact, I don't know much about being in the army, so I'm dumbfounded. Tell me about you In the current situation, brother will analyze the way out for you." Xiao Caier said while moving her hands, thinking to herself, this kid has really well-developed muscles in his arms.

"Well, Mr. Cai, I'm temporarily working as a coach. You know that. It's like three thousand a month."

"You can just call me Brother Cai. It's not always the case. Well, 3000 yuan, so it's not bad in this second- and third-tier city."

"Brother Cai, it's not that simple. My family has many children, and I have a younger sister who is studying, and my younger brother is about to get married. After that, my father still has problems with his legs and feet, and the training camp has to be recruited after the first term. Maybe the next term When will it open, there will be no money for it.”

"Hey, so to speak, 3000 yuan is really not enough." Xiao Caier sighed.

"That's right, brother Cai, I'm not going to hide it from you. Li Tianming said brother, you like soldiers, so I specially put on a military uniform today. In fact, besides this one, I have a camouflage uniform and a jacket. I can’t bear to buy more clothes.”

"What about winter? It's cold in the north, how do you live?"

"There is a sweater that has been worn for several years. It was knitted by my sister at the beginning."

Xiao Caier withdrew her hand, frowned and looked at the pot of Biluochun on the table in deep thought.This pot of Biluochun is estimated to cost at least 200 yuan, right?

"Fortunately, I'm strong and strong, and I'm not afraid of the cold, hehe." Binbin saw the slight sadness on Xiaocai'er's face, and was a little moved in his heart.However, this time Xiaocaier really didn't pretend.Because he recalled that he was also suffering from hunger and cold back then. If Sima Xi hadn’t given 300 yuan out of his pocket to start a pyramid scheme, he would still be suffering from cold and starvation today.

At this time, the food and drinks were served.Xiao Caier shook her head and woke up.

"Let's eat, no, when we two hit each other, let's go first!"

The two finished three cups first. "Well, this wine is really good. It turns out that this is Wuliangye, and it really lives up to its reputation!" Binbin held the wine glass, full of thoughts. "This stuff is expensive, how much is a bottle?"

"It's not expensive. There are several types of this wine, and we don't have much money for this bottle." Xiao Cai'er poured Binbin another glass, and handed him another abalone.Binbin stared at the plate, hesitating and not sure where to get in.Xiao Caier smiled and said, "If you add it up, you can bite. We brothers don't pay much attention."

"Brother Cai, when ordering, I heard you said you wanted four heads of abalone, but I couldn't see four heads from any angle."

"Hehe, four-headed abalone does not refer to four heads on one fish, but refers to the unit. One catty, oh no, it should be one Sima catty. This is Hong Kong's saying, which is about 0.6 kilograms. Four heads is Say four abalones make one jin. The fewer the number of heads, the bigger the abalone, and the more expensive it will be.”