There are always students who want to tease me

"My blue father, my blue, don't fucking steal my blue!"

"Accuse him, accuse him, you are so fucking big!"

"Hit me? You dare to hit me, come again, come back, come here... Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, I'll just talk about it, Dad listen to my explanation, Dad, I'm wrong, don't chase me, I Wrong, wrong!"

……

"Talk about how I beat you to death!" Yu Zexuan woke up amidst the clacking sound of keyboards and the loud noise of crying father and mother, with a splitting headache, he flew the pillow under his head out .

The roommates who were threatened by Yu Zexuan remained indifferent and continued to indulge in the game.

"Daddy Jungle, save me!"

"Eh? Where are you going? Middle road group! What a fart!"

"Spicy chicken! It's all spicy chicken!"

"Brother, take me!"

……

"Shut up!" This time Yu Zexuan also threw the quilt out.

He got up frantically, rubbed his already messy hair randomly, sat stiffly on the bed, hung his head weakly, closed his eyes, still not fully awake, and asked himself in confusion, "Who am I? What am I doing here?" Where? What am I doing? Why does my head hurt so much, how did I come back yesterday, why does my body smell so evil?"

People who wake up with severe anger can't think. Yu Zexuan climbed out of bed like a walking corpse, mechanically found all kinds of toiletries for himself, and then went straight to the bathroom until the hot water rushed to his body. At that moment, it was considered to be a little more sober, and it slowed down.

While taking a shower, he quickly thought about what happened yesterday?

He went to the library to find Yan Hao, dragged him to the barbecue stand, he drank him a lot of wine, and then he started to fight with him, drinking bottle after bottle, bottle after bottle, bottle after bottle... ...and then...no more.

As if his brain was about to explode, he actually drank to pieces, what a mistake and embarrassing!He remembered that he didn't get drunk so easily, and he also remembered that he looked terrible when he was drunk. Everyone must be drunk if he is not drunk. He didn't do anything out of the ordinary yesterday, why did his butt hurt a little? Did he take advantage of it? Did Yan Hao go to bed while drinking?No, no, it should be Yan Hao's butt hurting, why is he hurting?

He must have done nothing out of the ordinary, right!Certainly not!

After washing quickly, Yu Zexuan trotted all the way back to the dormitory, grabbed his mobile phone and planned to call Yan Hao, and inquire about what happened last night, but...

"Sorry, the number you dialed is on the phone..."

Hang up and call again.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is on the phone..."

Hang up again and call again.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is on the phone..."

……

Yan Hao didn't answer his call. It seems that the situation is not optimistic. Something must have happened yesterday. Did he provoke Yan Hao again? It seems that it is true.

This way is blocked, find another way, if you don’t answer the phone, you will always see the news, Yu Zexuan decided to bombard him with news!

"Ritian, why didn't you answer my call!"

"I drank a drink yesterday, I'm sorry, I didn't do anything."

"You don't speak, which makes me very panic. I...what's wrong with you?"

"Then you have to tell me how and when I got back to the dormitory yesterday! Did you send me back? Didn't you drink too much?"

"No way, Boss, are you still alive? To be honest, I'm so scared!"

"Wai Wai Wai, Ri Tian, ​​are you there? If you don't answer any more, I'm going to call the police. Wai, 110, my family's Ri Tian is gone!"

……

The news bombardment still had no results. Yu Zexuan sent [-] messages, and his phone was about to explode. Yan Hao didn't make a single movement. It seemed that he was determined not to talk to him, but he really couldn't remember yesterday. What happened last night was really frustrating.

Bored, Yu Zexuan fiddled with various software on the phone, opened and closed it again, not knowing what he was doing, suddenly, the photo album opened, and a strange photo came into view, Yu Zexuan She was so terrified that she wanted to stick the screen of her phone to her eyes. When was this photo taken.

In the photo, I was wearing Yan Hao's extremely ugly black-rimmed glasses, and my teeth were almost exposed when I smiled, as if I was mentally retarded, and Yan Hao was held by his shoulders, and his face was slightly doubled, but it was enough to see I can see the panicked and ghostly expression on that face.Yu Zexuan was suddenly opened the floodgate of memory, he... might die!

He was so crazy that he hugged Yan Hao to take a picture, he was frantic, the most important thing is that the photo was too ugly, he was in front of Yan Hao in such a mess yesterday, his tall and stalwart image, he The famous name of the whole life is ruined in one day!

What did you call Yan Hao "Xiao Haohao", took pictures with Yan Hao in his arms, snatched Yan Hao's glasses, and finally threw his glasses out and crushed them in the end, it's over, Yan Hao doesn't answer the phone now, no After hearing the news, it's probably because he doesn't want to see him anymore. It should be said that he can still send him back to the dormitory instead of killing him. It should be a blessing.

It's a mistake to drink, I've lost my face!But fortunately, he was just playing drunk, and his behavior was a little out of character. At least he didn't make any fuss about Yan Hao. He must still have some remaining rationality. , he will not see the sun today.

But Yu Zexuan's heart is still bleeding, so now the question is, how can he make Yan Hao forget what happened last night, and forgive him for trampling on his glasses to pieces.

"Boss, I was wrong, I remembered it, I drank too much, your glasses are not ugly at all, I am 1 sorry for the way they fell apart, I swear I didn't mean it!" Yu Zexuan decided to start Send a disappearance test.

"Get out!" Yan Hao actually replied this time, but it was still that concise word, which was the word he said to him the most.

But even just this one word was enough for Yu Zexuan to be happy, at least Yan Hao was willing to talk to him, so he decided to make another call.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is busy..."

He refused to answer, Yu Zexuan had no choice but to send another message, saying: "Ritian, answer the call!"

No reply.

"Pick up the phone, I solemnly apologize to you, okay?"

Still no reply.

"You really don't want to answer? Have you figured it out?"

Still no reply.

This time Yu Zexuan's stubborn temper also came up, no one can escape his stalking, it's okay if he doesn't answer the phone, he is idle, he will make a series of fatal calls, and hit Yan Hao His phone exploded, making him question his life so far!

Yu Zexuan climbed onto the bed angrily, sat down cross-legged, and started his long journey of making phone calls.

The voice on the phone changed from being in a call to being busy, then turned off, and finally back to being in a call again. Yu Zexuan smiled shamelessly in his heart. He could almost imagine that Yan Hao finally couldn't bear it. Decided to turn off the phone, turned it on after a while and found that he was still on the phone and crashed, he must be wishing to drop the phone now, the phone card was broken, ah ha ha ha ha!

He just likes to watch Yan Hao go crazy and collapse. This kind of twisted psychology can't be changed at all. Want to escape from his clutches?Think beautiful!

"Yu Zexuan, are you sick, are you crazy! Ah? Are you not tired? What the hell are you thinking, what are you thinking!"

I don't know how many calls, Yan Hao finally couldn't bear to answer it, Yu Zexuan's shameless trick succeeded, sat up straight in excitement, "hehe" and laughed silly, and then remembered that he wanted to The one who apologized quickly said: "Ritian, I was wrong and broke your eyes. I am very sincere!"

"No, you're right, it's my fault, I'm guilty, I must be crazy to drink with you, I'm crazy!" Yan Hao yelled on the other side of the phone, his spirit was tortured, No, it is destruction!In his previous life, he may have been a god, so in this life, he met such a nemesis as Yu Zexuan, who made him not have a peaceful life for a moment.

"Don't be like this, didn't I take the initiative to admit my mistake! It's just a pair of glasses, so ugly, just change it, I'll pay you!" Yu Zexuan made a generous promise and gave out a pair of glasses, but after thinking about it, he was already flat My wallet felt like a pain in the flesh.

"Didn't you just say that my eyes are not ugly at all?" Yan Hao said gloomyly.

"Oh!" Yan Hao was embarrassed for a while, "So you read the message I sent you, it's so beautiful, it's so beautiful!"

"Go away, I don't need you to pay me! If you really feel sorry, I won't come to punish me again, no, I beg you, let me go!"

After saying that, Yan Hao hung up the phone decisively.

Yu Zexuan curled his lips when he heard a series of busy voices, and thought to himself, if you don't fix you, could it be possible to mess with you?Let you go?There are no doors!

But when he thinks about the little living expenses left, it seems that he really can't support him to buy a good pair of glasses for Yan Hao. He has to think of a complete solution to the water that is spilled out of what he said.

It would be a fool not to use resources. Not long after, Yu Zexuan thought of a safe solution, so he immediately edited a message and sent it to Yan Hao.

It read: "Tomorrow morning at ten o'clock, see you at the east gate of Kaiser Mall, and I'll take you to buy a new pair of glasses!"