There are always students who want to tease me

"Boss, bring me two dozen beers first! It's cold." Yu Zexuan took Yan Hao to a barbecue stand near the school with ease. During his first week at Jing'an University, he ate all the edible food nearby. I ate all the supper stalls here, but I got hurt after I ate it, and I never came again, but he remembered that the skewers here were the best.

"Okay!" The boss readily brought two dozen and put them on the expected table.

"Give me another...forty skewers of mutton skewers, twenty skewers of crispy chicken bones, four chicken wings, two eggplants, two plates of beans, and a pot of spicy crayfish..." Yu Zexuan let go of his hands and feet and started to order. , is to be extravagant!

"You're going to die..." Yan Hao actually pays attention to his figure, and rarely eats late at night. Although he didn't eat dinner today, and it's not too late, he still feels shuddering when he hears about Yu Zexuan's little food. Goosebumps all over the place.

"Is there a lot? Eat it openly, don't be like a woman, we have to turn our grief into appetite! By the way, boss, two more skewers of grilled leeks!"

"I don't eat leeks!" The vegetables that Yan Hao doesn't eat are very good, but the only plant that he hates is leeks, and it's disgusting to ask.

"Don't eat it, that's great. Both skewers are mine. People who have no taste don't eat roasted leeks."

"Well, well, it's all yours, you eat what you eat." Yan Hao turned his head in disgust and waved his hands.

Yu Zexuan took the screwdriver indifferently, opened two bottles of beer, handed Yan Hao a bottle, and said, "Come on, blow it!"

"Don't drink, it's uncomfortable to drink on an empty stomach." Yan Hao refused.

"Okay, I'll let you off for now." Yu Zexuan felt that what Yan Hao said was reasonable, so he put down the wine bottle first.

The guy from the barbecue shop served the dishes very quickly. Within 2 minutes, the meat skewers were placed in front of the two of them. Yu Zexuan pushed the plate to Yan Hao's eyes full of anticipation and said, "Try it, it's delicious! I think it's delicious. The taste of the house is the most authentic and clean.”

Yan Hao actually had no appetite and didn't want to eat at all, but seeing Yu Zexuan's anticipation, he still couldn't bear to refuse, so he symbolically picked up a bunch and ate it, nodded and said perfunctorily: "It's okay."

"It's delicious, I have something in my stomach now, come on, let's have a drink." With Yan Hao's response, Yu Zexuan was satisfied, and picked up the bottle again.

Yan Hao said angrily with a hopeless expression on his face: "Damn, how much do you want to drink! If you want to drink, drink it yourself."

"The relationship is deep, and it's boring! Let's go together!" Yu Zexuan took the bottle and touched the one in front of Yan Hao as a toast.

"No emotion, no drinking!" Yan Hao was unmoved.

"Why are you so cowardly? It hurts my heart. Let me show you that today we will beat each other, and we can't take a single bite!" Yu Zexuan raised his head and started blowing on the bottle, blowing a bottle in the blink of an eye. It's already empty.

Under Yan Hao's complicated gaze, Yu Zexuan put down the bottle heavily and wiped his mouth indiscriminately.

"Hey, it's okay, I'll do it first, Ritian, drink up!" Yu Zexuan winked at Yan Hao triumphantly.

Yan Hao felt that Yu Zexuan's appearance was very ghostly, teasing him as if he was tricking an ignorant boy, it was so funny to death, but in fact, he also knew that Yu Zexuan did it on purpose, he wanted him to relax, and he wanted him not to be Troubled by losing the election today, he clumsily made trouble in front of him, but it was actually a good intention, he couldn't bear to refuse, and finally took a small sip.

But Yu Zexuan felt that it was not enough, curled his lips unhappily, and stared straight at Yan Hao.

Yan Hao couldn't bear his appearance, and surrendered again, he raised his head and drank the whole bottle as soon as he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. It's been a long time since he drank so simply. When was the last time he did this?It was when he was in high school, in another place, alone, experiencing the most painful thing in his life in the past [-] years. Today's small loss is really incomparable to that year, but the moment he put down the bottle, he saw Seeing Yu Zexuan's satisfied face, he felt that everything was fine, and the life he had now was really good.

After drinking this bottle, Yu Zexuan let him go, and started to eat first, wanting to have a heart-to-heart talk with Yan Hao.

"Ritian, today Lao Zhang... gave the ticket to Chen Duo because of the face of that physics professor. You are not inferior to that guy. I swear, your speech today was impeccable and the best I have ever heard of!"

"I know." Yan Hao silently bit a piece of meat.

"I'm not done with Chen Duo, just this matter, you have been wronged, sooner or later I will ask him for it bit by bit, is it amazing just because I am the professor's nephew, scumbag!" Yu Zexuan thought of Chen Duo Duo got angry, and angrily picked up another bottle of wine, took two glasses, filled them up for himself and Yan Hao, and drank it in one more gulp.

"What are you fussing about with him?" Yan Hao thought for a while, and finally he did it in one bite.

"I'm a small belly, but I just can't understand his self-righteous appearance. Looking at it makes me sick, want to vomit, and want to hit someone! Don't you just forget it? Let me tell you, just look at him. I’m sure I’ll be domineering in front of you.” Yu Zexuan really turned his grief and anger into appetite, eating and drinking without delay, he told Yan Hao that he was not in a bad mood, he was really angry now.

But Yan Hao just smiled wryly. Under the dim light, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times before regaining his composure. Of course he was angry, obviously he had tried his best to do his best, but the result was still unacceptable. But so what, he understood the truth, but it was limited to maintaining his superficial calm, not enough to calm the turmoil in his heart.

"If you feel uncomfortable, don't hold it back. If you hold it back, you can scold him. You don't have to listen to what he says. I'll take care of it when something goes wrong."

"Actually, it's all because of me. If I don't contradict Chen Duo, he won't want to target you everywhere."

"Ritian, come, let's toast, I haven't had a drink for a long time, I feel uncomfortable."

"You said you are so boring. Why did I bring you to drink today? To let you vent, you're better off, don't say a word, don't give face!"

"Hey, let me tell you, wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you will be, drink and drink."

……

Yan Hao kept silent, drinking wine in silence, watching Yu Zexuan in front of him chattering these few words like Mrs. Xianglin, he felt that a certain mechanism in his body was opened, and suddenly found that The wine is exceptionally good.

He has been a very independent person since he was a child. He doesn't worry about anything. Even if he feels uncomfortable, it won't be written on his face. He hides by himself and licks the wound silently in his heart. People came to ask, and it didn't take long for him to recover by himself.

Gradually, he has gotten used to this kind of life. It's not that he doesn't have close friends around him, but all his friends are the kind who know his habits and don't bother him.But Zexuan was an exception. He came into his world boldly and brazenly, insisting on tearing his heart open and spreading his wounds, thinking that it would heal quickly.

But in fact, it was because of such unproportioned behavior that inexplicably occupied a place in his heart.He suddenly discovered this night that he was lonely in the past. In fact, he also longed for someone to warm him regardless of everything.

I don't know how many rounds of wine have passed, and there are not many people left at the barbecue stall, and along with them are Yu Zexuan's sobriety and Yan Hao's patience.

"Get up!" Yan Hao violently pulled Yu Zexuan's head.

"Hehehe, Ritian, let's drink, why don't you drink, cheers! Hehe." Yu Zexuan raised his head from Yan Hao's shoulder in a daze, reached out to grab the wine bottle on the table, but grabbed I made a space, repeated several times, but still couldn't reach it, so I finally gave up and retracted weakly, with two long arms hanging on Zexuan's body together, the whole person was like a puddle of beer and mud.

Yan Hao turned his head to cover his nose in disgust, trying to push Yu Zexuan away, but Yu Zexuan seemed to be stuck to his body, motionless and even more tightly entangled.

When he first came here at night, he heard Yu Zexuan clamoring for a drink, and thought he could drink a lot, but he didn't expect that it was not that good, he didn't even serve liquor, and he could get drunk just by drinking beer Bei, he should have thought that this person was Huanshi who he called on his lips, and he didn't have much value at all in serious terms.

Although two or three hours had passed, the table in front of the two of them was covered with wine bottles, but Yan Hao really didn't feel that he was very drunk. He didn't like to drink, but in fact he had a good capacity for alcohol, and the one who drank beer was After passing through the intestines, turning around and going to the toilet, it is gone.

But Yu Zexuan is different, these wines have already destroyed his few IQs, Yan Hao can only have 1 regrets in his heart, he should not let him drink so much, he should pretend to be drunk first , In this way, he won't be aroused to be competitive and insist on clamoring to drink himself, which makes him unconscious now, like a fool, and won't he be taken care of in the end!

"Little Haohao, do you think I will look good wearing glasses?" Yu Zexuan raised his head, stared at Yan Hao's glasses, took them off Yan Hao's bridge of nose, and put them on his own .

"Yu Zexuan, how disgusting are you!" Yan Hao was so disgusted by his greasy little Haohao that he almost wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself. Compassion is nothing but a soft heart is a taboo in life. What kind of psychology did he agree to Yu Zexuan? Coming out to drink, he was wrong, he was guilty, he deserved what he deserved, he deserved it!

But Yu Zexuan and Ben, whose brains were flooded with alcohol, didn't realize what they were doing now, and even felt that they were beautiful, so they raised their heads and approached Yan Hao and asked, "Xiao Haohao, do I look good?"

"It's so ugly, give it back to me quickly!" Yan Hao managed to grab Yu Zexuan's all-pervasive restraint with one hand, but it was in vain.

Yu Zexuan dodged away triumphantly, and murmured with his mouth flat: "Xiao Haohao is lying, I must be handsome with glasses, my phone is there, I want to take a picture!"

Yan Hao breathed a sigh of relief, because Yu Zexuan went to find the mobile phone he didn't know where he had thrown it, and finally let him go, but he didn't expect that Yu Zexuan grabbed him again before he could let go of his breath. Come over, with half of his body weight on him, with the other hand he raised the phone with the camera turned on and pointed at the two of them, "Come on, Eggplant!"

The incident happened suddenly, Yan Hao didn't react, and those who didn't come hurriedly covered their faces, and were photographed with a dazed expression.After Yu Zexuan let go of him again, he was so exhausted that he even lost the desire to rush up to snatch the phone and delete the photos. He just sat there decadently shaking his head and sighing, leaning on his head and breaking down: "What a crime!"

"Huh? It seems really ugly." Yu Zexuan was appreciating the photos just taken on the screen of his mobile phone alone. He was a little overjoyed. He reached out and took off Yan Hao's glasses and threw them on the ground. "I'm so handsome." , it must be because the glasses are too ugly!"

This time, Yan Hao's state changed directly from expressionless face, full of criticism in his heart, to planning to slap Yu Zexuan into the wall.Why didn't he think that his phone's pixels were poor, and then throw the phone out!Just think that you are ugly and give yourself a slap, okay?He looks ugly, why don't you turn off your glasses!If you mess with the glasses, you will be thrown on the ground!

"Yu Zexuan, you fucking..." Yu Zexuan was going to pick up his glasses at the same time as he planned to scold others. He swore that the few days after he met Yu Zexuan were the days when he uttered the most foul words in half his life!

"Don't move! Sit there!" Yu Zexuan suddenly shouted loudly, stunned Yan Hao for a moment, but he grinned stupidly the next second and said: "Hey hey, don't move, I'll pick it up!"

Yan Hao didn't want to argue with him, believed his evil, and sat back, and saw Yu Zexuan staggered to the front of the glasses, swayed a few more times and finally stood still, then bent down and stretched out his hand...Suddenly, his feet were unsteady He staggered again, and heard a "chirp", and the glasses shattered under his feet.

"Yu! Ze! Xuan!..." Finally, Yan Hao couldn't sit still, he got up suddenly, grabbed a handful of garbage on the table and threw it at Yu Zexuan.

Yu Zexuan was hit head-on by flying chicken bones, lobster shells, and edamame skin. After shaking blankly, a used napkin was still hanging on his head. He tilted his head left and right, as if angry With a straight face, he walked over to Yan Hao without a smile.

Yan Hao thought that he was going to lose his temper, but felt that throwing him a face of garbage was already taking advantage of him, so he stared back at him without fear, but he didn't expect that when he walked in front of him, his stiff face suddenly loosened, and he grinned. He smiled, showing his big white teeth, and said with a silly smile: "Ritian, really, you look good without glasses, trust me, hehehehehe, hiccup!"

Damn retarded!Retarded!

#####The book flag is up, I beg everyone who reads the book to give a comment, manual comparison, okay?