dance like a butterfly

Back in Yaxin Garden, I called Lao Han: "Brother, I'm very tired, don't call me at lunch, I still want to sleep."

It's not that I don't want to go back to Lao Han's place for dinner.Meimei is at home, and my fourth uncle with a foreign surname always eats at her house, and his face is really dull.

Lao Han was anxious: "Have you eaten in the morning? Haven't you been sleeping all the time? Why are you still so sleepy?"

I lied that I made something to eat myself, but I was still sleepy after eating and wanted to sleep.Unexpectedly, because of my lie, Lao Han shouted in a hurry: "You don't have a cold, do you? Touch your head to see if it's hot!"

You don't need to touch it to know it.I laughed and said, "You didn't sleep well last night, so you should find some time to catch up on it! When you feel refreshed at night, we'll have a hard time!"

Old Han cursed: "Haha!" and ignored me.

Even though Lao Han scolded me, I could clearly feel Lao Han's sweet tone.Thinking of the way he shook his head with a sweet smile, I am very grateful.

Looking at the thick piles of neatly stacked money that came back, I feel very satisfied.If you want to talk about the benefits of money, the most practical benefit is: don’t talk about anything, once you have something, you have enough money on hand, first of all, you won’t panic.

I ate some pastries indiscriminately, made a glass of malted milk to drink, got into the warm bed, thinking about things in my mind, but I really couldn't resist the sleepiness like a high tide, and fell asleep after a while.

In a daze, it seemed as if he and Lao Han were walking around holding hands in the mountains.Surrounded by spring, the old trees are towering, and the brown branches are green.It's really amazing.The hillside is also full of rhododendrons, a large area of ​​pink, with gurgling water and chirping birds, which makes people happy.In the middle of the mountain in front, the red and solemnly painted courtyard walls and the cornices of the high temples are exposed at the twists and turns of the stone steps.

Suddenly, I remembered what I told Lao Han before to go to the temple to burn incense and fulfill my vows.

"Go burn incense! Brother." I grabbed Lao Han's hand.

"You can go if you want." Old Han looked at me lovingly.

The mountain gate was wide open, and a strange fragrance wafted around.An incomparably handsome little monk in a yellow shirt saw someone coming, stopped the broom, and saluted with one palm: "Benefactor, please."

It seems that he has been waiting here for me and Lao Han for a long time.Entering the main hall, Sakyamuni is enshrined in the temple, with a face of Buddha's light shining universally, and there are countless Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and venerables beside him.

Lao Han and I bowed our heads after burning incense.Suddenly, I saw the cold wind blowing in the air, and I saw that my lowered forehead was only a few centimeters away from the knees on the futon.Stealing his eyes and coveting the room, he saw that in the golden light, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva got down on the lotus platform and said angrily: "Bold monster, such a holy place, you should leave quickly, so as not to dirty the pure place of Buddhism!"

I was taken aback. Could it be that the Buddha would not even accept our prayer? "Bodhisattva's enlightenment, no matter how you say it, my brother and I are both good people. We have always had a heart for Buddha. We have never harmed others in our lives. I don't ask for anything else now. I only hope that we can be married forever in this life, and we will die on different days." In the same coffin, I beg the Buddha to be merciful, and follow our wishes!"

The Bodhisattva didn't even talk to each other, and the arhats around him were scolding in every possible way.

In the blink of an eye, the cold wind blew up.Pity me and Lao Han, who were blown up into the sky lightly like paper kites and flew high into the sky.

The bright spring just now turned into an empty underworld in the blink of an eye. I couldn't tell the north from the south in the darkness, and I saw Lao Han being blown away without a trace.

I then burst into tears: "Brother, if you don't worship, you won't worship. As long as you still want me, I don't care if the gods recognize our relationship!"

Suddenly, there was loud music around me, which sounded so familiar.I just woke up and turned around, it turned out to be Nankeyi Meng!

I don't know when, I'm already in a cold sweat!What's the matter?Could it be that advanced life really exists in the universe?So do they really not recognize a gay relationship like me and Lao Han?Is it true that people in our relationship will never be able to enter the room?

For a moment I stood there in a daze, wondering if I was in a dream now, or the real me was in the dream just now.

The familiar music just now is still ringing, it is the ringtone of "Swordsman" I downloaded for my mobile phone.

smile

surging cross-strait tide

Ups and downs with the waves remember the present

God laughs

world tide

Whoever loses who wins God knows

Jiang Shan Xiao

Misty rain

How much do you know about the waves and waves?

breeze smile

unexpectedly lonely

Pride still has a night photo

common people laugh

no longer lonely

The pride is still laughing foolishly

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I went to get the phone in a trance, looked at the caller ID, and felt a little bit in my heart: Tian Zhenzhen!

"Little fairy, is that you?" Tian Zhenzhen asked in a toneless manner.

"I'm Xiaohui! Sister-in-law." I really don't need to be as knowledgeable as she is now.As the saying goes: When he is angry with me, I am not angry, and when I am angry, there is no one to replace me.

"What do you mean? Are you humiliating me? Now it's your turn to make trouble?" Tian Zhenzhen was very excited, and her voice was very sharp.

I took a deep breath: "Sister-in-law, you are talking about the 5000 yuan, right? I don't mean anything else. Back then, I was in trouble in Nanzhang. Sister-in-law, you came to see me from such a distance. I thank you. I really thank you. I know you are not short of money, so it’s fine if I pay you back the money, or if I pay you a visit this time, since it’s taken, sister-in-law, you can take it.”

I thought that I had done something wrong to Tian Zhenzhen for the rest of my life, and I would always look like a slave in front of her.This point of mine will always be dismissed by Lao Han.

"Take your mother's X! Hong Xiaojun, please remember, you will die badly! That bumpkin of yours will not die well either! You just wait for me! Don't think that I will let you go now that you live with that bumpkin, To tell you the truth, my mother crushing you to death is like crushing an ant!"

Tian Zhenzhen cursed.

I shook my head in embarrassment, I didn't want to say anything, I hung up the phone.

In this life, I have no intention of offending anyone, and even if I do, I will take whatever retribution I deserve.It's not the first time she, Tian Zhenzhen, has treated me like this, as if she was reading Chinese characters.Is there no law in this society?It's not a gangster movie in Hong Kong, I want to see how I will be crushed to death by you!

Look at the alarm clock, it's already past four in the afternoon.No, I have to get up and buy some food.Although there is still food in the refrigerator, I want to eat braised prawns most now. It’s cold, so I should make some more dishes that Lao Han likes. When he comes back in the evening, we will have a drink.

The vegetable market is not very far.In the aquatic product store, I picked the gimai shrimp.These peddlers are wicked enough, they even poured cold water on the shrimp that had already been frozen into a mound of ice, making the shrimp look like fossilized shrimp on a bluestone slab.I weighed three catties, and when I got home, I soaked the shrimp in warm water, and it was estimated to be half a catty at most.This shrimp is still expensive, 28 yuan per catty.Think of me, Hong Xiaojun, when did I bargain with vendors in the vegetable market before?Now I am still looking at the tray scale carefully like a mother-in-law, ignoring the shopkeeper’s obstruction, picking the ice cubes on the shrimp with my fingers.However, people say that if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, and if you marry a dog, follow the dog.For the sake of Lao Han, I will carefully spend every penny to do everything in the future. Although the vendor is muttering coldly, I look at him with a warm heart and a smile on my face.

I also bought broccoli and garlic sprouts. When I was buying lettuce, someone called me from behind: "Isn't this Xiaohui? Just now, Lao Han bought all the vegetables back. Why are you still here to buy vegetables?"

Turning around, it turned out to be Zhang Wenqing's sister-in-law.I really don't have a good impression of Zhang Wenqing.However, thinking about the two bowls that this sister-in-law brought to Lao Han's house last time, I felt that this sister-in-law was very kind.

"Why do you cook by yourself? Can't you just go to Lao Han's house to eat? Lao Han has plenty of money and can't eat enough!" The fat and simple sister-in-law of Zhang's family smiled with a bit of maternal brilliance.

"Then how can I? Anyway, I am idle. If I go to my brother's house to eat all day, I won't develop a bad habit of eating and being lazy? Besides, it's okay to have a meal, but not for a lifetime, right? Brother Wenqing is at home, Does he often cook for you?"

Zhang's sister-in-law lowered her eyelids, "Don't mention it, he seldom comes back to see our mother and we have been divorced for several years. Even when he comes back, he can't say a few words at home, and he can't spend a bag of cigarettes before he slaps his butt." leave."

Hearing what Zhang's sister-in-law said, I immediately thought of Qin Xianglian.It was hard to say anything else, so I said goodbye to him with a plastic bag full of vegetables, and watched her disappear into the crowd of people shopping for vegetables.

It's not that I'm justifying myself for being gay.In the vast world, in how many marriages, it is not because one party is gay that the family is not happy.In heterosexual marriages, how many people are there who really respect each other like Bin En and live happily ever after?Old Yue who holds the red thread, you must be a fool who is blind and stubborn and refuses to wear glasses, and refuses to be honorably laid off!

When I got home and was busy in the kitchen with my sleeves rolled up, Lao Han called: "Xiaohui, just now Zhang Wenqing's wife said that she saw you went to the market to buy vegetables, are you planning to share the stove with my brother?"

I immediately laughed apologetically.I was used to living a single life, and when I was happy, I even forgot to say hello to Lao Han.It seems that I want to change my habits slowly, and I must formulate an "Old Han Family Code of Conduct" for myself in the future!

"Brother, no. I want to make some dishes for you myself. When you come back at night, we two brothers will have a good drink!"

"I don't care what you say, you come back and feed me now, do you hear me!"

Parents are calling the shots.

"Brother, Meimei is at home, I'm embarrassed to go. When Meimei leaves for school, I will have dinner with you every once in a while."

In the future, I will be reduced to the old Han's family, and I will be drowned in trivial housework in the future.I feel unwilling and full of longing for such a life.

Once love is reduced from such a holy word to the world of mortals, it can only be found in trivial daily matters.From the heavens to the daily affairs, this is the contradiction in the living reality.

"I know what you think. But one day, we have to make this clear, don't we? Do you have to hide like a mouse every time Meimei comes back? If you always treat you as a living People, as an outsider, you will never be able to really enter this house in your life! Be obedient, come here quickly! If you don’t come here again, I will go over and escort you here!"

There was no other way, I had to wash my hands, put down my romantic plans in the kitchen, and went to my brother's house to have a meal through the thick snow.

During the meal, Meimei looked at me, then at Lao Han, amused: "Dad, I thought about hiring another nanny for our family. I really don't think you and my fourth uncle are like a cook." expert in the field."

Haohao pouted first: "No, I don't want a nanny. I'm used to eating dishes cooked by my father, so the nanny's dishes are definitely not good."

Meimei went to pull Haohao's ear: "Don't you see that Dad is very busy? You want Dad to cook for you for the rest of your life. When you grow up, you don't want to eat when your wife cooks for you?"

I smiled: "Meimei, I'll do the cooking in the future. I have free time. I will learn the craft from your dad. As long as you want, your dad can immediately retire from the second-line job as a chef. "

Haohao was the first to shout: "I agree. The fourth uncle is the closest to us. If you trust a foreign nanny, you might as well trust the fourth uncle, huh?"

After finishing speaking, he happily shouted to Meimei: "Let go of my ears! It hurts!"

I glanced at Lao Han, and Lao Han was looking at me with a smile. Seeing me looking at him, he looked away again, but didn't speak.

Meimei put aside Haohao Haohao's ears, and tapped the rim of his bowl twice with chopsticks: "You don't have a brain, do you? Fourth uncle also has a job, and fourth uncle is getting married too. Do you cook for a lifetime?"

Having said that, Meimei turned her face: "Fourth Uncle, I beg you to tell my dad, did you tell me?"

I was stunned for a moment, and it took me two seconds to react: This girl, let me tell Lao Han that day to let Lao Han find a woman for him to marry!I haven't reached an agreement with Lao Han on this matter, but today this girl brought it up at the dinner table in front of Lao Han and me, which really caught me off guard