social animal love rule

"Hahahaha, so you were educated by Kunikida-kun afterward?"

Across the phone, Mao ZeAsuka leaned forward and back with a smile, and patted the bed vigorously.

"..." Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, and said quietly, "Xiao Xiang, why are you doing this? Not only do you not sympathize with me, but you actually laugh at me?"

"That's what you deserve, who told you to be evil?" Mao ZeAsuka was tired of laughing, wiped the tears overflowing from laughing, and said without hesitation.

If Osamu Dazai hadn't talked nonsense, told Kunikida-kun about a blind date, and introduced him to someone, how could Kunikida-kun have punished him severely?It's not that Osamu Dazai did it himself, every day besides making troubles is doing troubles.

Also "introduce a blind date"?

Can this kind of thing be said nonsense?

To be honest, Kunikida Doppo has a good temper. When she heard about this, she wanted to teach Osamu Dazai a good lesson. She actually used excuses to deceive her without the knowledge of her client, and then planned Started a blind date?

In this way, she held the first blind date banquet in her life in a daze. She already had a relationship partner and had been in a stable relationship for several years.

What did Osamu Dazai think of her, and what kind of person did she become?

When hearing what happened from Osamu Dazai, Asuka Maozawa laughed angrily.

But fortunately, at least, after she left, Osamu Dazai explained to Kunikida straightforwardly, "There is no such thing as a blind date, it's just a coincidence, let you have a cup of coffee together, right? "

He actually laughed at Kunikida wantonly.

"Kunikida, you are too self-indulgent, who will introduce you to someone?"

"Drink a cup of coffee with a girl in a coffee shop, and then go to pay the bill, so that you can think of getting married, Kunikida, you are also very good~ Which Showa TV drama did you learn this old-fashioned plot? Yeah, I laughed to death."

"What's more, you took the initiative to check out or something, haven't you paid the bill yet?" Osamu Dazai held his chin, pulled out the wallet from his pocket, put the money on the tray of the waiter who smiled awkwardly, and touched it along the way. Waiter lady's hand.

"What age is it now, men who still expect to marry on blind dates will never find a marriage partner,"

Facing Kunikida whose face had completely darkened, Osamu Dazai had a refreshing smile on his face.

He naturally kept up the knife.

Asuka Maozawa can guess the subsequent development without Osamu Dazai explaining it.I can imagine it with my eyes closed, and I laughed out loud when I thought about it.

If you play well, you should play.If Kunikida didn't clean up Osamu Dazai after three days without a fight, she would have wanted to do it herself. If Senior Nanami knew about Osamu Dazai's introduction of a blind date to her, it would probably change. Become a parent mixed doubles.

Only Osamu Dazai could do such an outrageous thing.

"...Xiaoxiang, you are too much. We are good friends who grew up together. Kunikida only knew you for less than an afternoon..." Osamu Dazai on the other end of the phone twitched, pitifully Xi's accusation, "You turned to him and didn't help me!

"I was taught a harsh lesson by him, and it still hurts so much, you can still laugh, you have changed your mind!" He complained bitterly about Mao ZeAsuka's ruthlessness.

"I'm not partial to anyone, I'm only on the side of reason. I've played with you for a long time, so I'm going to support you, no matter what's right or wrong, Xiuzhi, are you a female high school student?"

Mao ZeAsuka tried hard to hold a serious tone at the beginning, but it failed in the end. Before she could finish her sentence, she burst out laughing, "By the way, I forgot, you are a famous young lady from the Department of Literature Girl, Ms. Haruko—"

Asuka Mozawa suddenly remembered that Osamu Dazai pretended to be a high school girl on the Internet to deceive ignorant girls. Sure enough, Osamu Dazai had done all the outrageous things. Thinking about it this way, today's "blind date" incident is indeed true. Osamu Dazai played normally.

"..." Osamu Dazai fell silent.

"Even if it's Haruko, I have to say it." Asuka Nekozawa said righteously, "Kunikida-kun fought well! You fought right!"

As for what Osamu Dazai did, who wouldn't say it was outrageous?She also felt that Kunikida hit him too lightly!Let her do it, and all the people of Osamu Dazai were blown away by him, and they couldn't land on Yokohama Port for a day.Only in this way can we relieve our anger.

She was so angry that Kunikida-kun, who was deceived even worse, just let him go after a lesson, and Osamu Dazai can still jump up and down, calling her to complain about his partner's atrocities.

Thinking about it this way, Kunikida Doppo really has a good temper.

It's just a pity that I became a partner with Osamu Dazai, I don't know how many gray hairs I will be angry with.

"...Wow, Xiaoxiang is too much..." Dazai Osamu muttered softly.

He didn't say anything else, just repeated this sentence over and over again, like a wronged child, even if he did something wrong, he can still rely on his parents' favor, act like a baby, and claim eccentric privileges.

Asuka Mozawa knew that Osamu Dazai deliberately told her how he angered Kunikida and how Kunikida dealt with him in detail, just hoping that she could calm down, because he had already been dealt with by Kunikida On, let bygones be bygones.

He clearly knew that he did it on purpose, this time he knew he was wrong, and he dared to do it next time, but now this pathetic look was all faked, Mao ZeAsuka still softened his heart.

"Forget it, forget it this time, next time..." Before Maozawa Asuka could finish her words, Osamu Dazai interrupted her,

"I won't dare to do it next time." Osamu Dazai acted coquettishly.

... Osamu Dazai's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

So many years of experience have taught Asuka Maozawa that you can’t even believe a single punctuation mark from Dazai Osamu’s mouth. Leaving aside the experience of being tricked countless times, Kunikida was tricked like this and even laughed at by Dazai Osamu After a long time, the lessons learned are still in front of us.

Mao ZeAsuka paused for two seconds, "Forget it... where are you now? Is it convenient to talk?"

"If you want to ask me anything, you can do it now." Sitting on the stairs in front of the coffee shop, Osamu Dazai put his long legs lazily on the ground, picked up a branch and lazily scratched it on the ground, "I will ask you now." available."

He sat lazily in the sight of passers-by looking back frequently, resting his pointed chin on his knees, staring at the ground boredly.

"If you have anything to ask me now, I'm free now."

Kunikida, who was irritated by him, beat him up, and said that he never wanted to see the emotional liar Osamu Dazai, using the hair girl to fish his colleagues, and then laughed at him severely after he took the bait...

How could such a thing be done in this world!Such an idle panic!Boring person? ! !

Damn emotional liar Osamu Dazai, it's not enough to play with women's feelings, but now he even has to play with colleagues' feelings!

In the mouth of Osamu Dazai, Kunikida complained tearfully for a long time about his behavior after he was not involved in personnel affairs, put down the harsh words "There is Dazai but I am not, and I am not Dazai!" After that, he wiped his tears and left.

And he said, never again will Osamu Dazai appear in his line of sight!Dazai didn't even want to participate in the task that was originally scheduled for the afternoon, and left Dazai alone at the door of the coffee shop, and walked away by himself.

Mao ZeAsuka, who heard Osamu Dazai's description: ...

Osamu Dazai is good at everything, but unfortunately he has a mouth.If Kunikida heard about himself from Dazai Osamu, he might kill him back and punish Dazai Osamu severely.

Asuka Maoze suppressed the sudden desire to complain, and took a deep breath to suppress the words that almost blurted out.

Osamu Dazai always took the topic off track, and she almost forgot what she wanted to ask again.

"Yesterday, what happened?"

Asuka Maoze held the phone tightly, and asked softly, "What happened in the movie theater yesterday, Xiuzhi, do you know? Please tell me everything, okay?"

The phone fell silent.

After she asked this question, the voices on both ends of the phone seemed to quiet down at the same time, so quiet that even the sound of breathing could be heard, accompanied by the slight sound of electric current.

In this silence, Asuka Maozawa's heart slowly lifted.

The other end of the phone was quiet for a long time before Osamu Dazai's voice came.

"Did Qihai not tell you?"

"Senior Qihai just received a task to work overtime temporarily. So I'll ask you first." Asuka Mozawa paused, "Is it the same to ask you directly? And I always feel that you should know more, Xiuzhi."

"I didn't ask you because I couldn't ask Senior Qihai. When he comes back, it's the same if I ask him again, but I think, if I ask you again this time, you shouldn't lie to me again. I can I can feel that something unusual must have happened yesterday."

Asuka Maoze's voice was extremely serious.

"Xiuzhi, I want to hear you tell me what happened yesterday?"

... Is this a woman's intuition?

Osamu Dazai threw the twig in his hand on the ground, looked at the dust on the stone bricks, which made him draw the imprint of an abstract painting that could scare a child into tears, smiled softly, and stood up.

"Since you said so, Xiaoxiang, of course I can't live up to your trust."

"I will tell you everything carefully this time." He put his hands in his pockets, walked forward, and casually stomped away the graphics he had just drawn, "Don't worry, I will never lie to you this time, you Can't you still ask your senior Qihai for proof?"

It is indeed the same as Mao ZeAsuka's feeling, this incident, if I tell her now, it shouldn't matter.

Anyway, the so-called "bad guys" have disappeared.