social animal love rule

Let me ask, you have a colleague who is immoral and will only cause trouble. Suddenly, one day, your conscience finds out and introduces you to a girl who is gentle in personality, cute in appearance, and suits you in every way.

You are naturally overjoyed, not because you have been single for 24 years, but because you have finally found a woman who meets your requirements for a spouse.

You even think about your future plans for a moment.

Even getting married a few years later, where the children should go to school in the future, and where to buy a house in the school district, all have pictures in my mind.

It is not difficult to find a girlfriend, the most important thing is to be suitable.Kunikida never imagined that Osamu Dazai, who has always been indifferent to human affairs, could introduce him to such a woman he likes.

Although Osamu Dazai is unreliable, the Miss Mao Ze introduced by him is really cute, gentle and considerate.

Miss Nekozawa, who always smiled gently, knew at a glance that she and Osamu Dazai were not on the same page. Kunikida could tell that her posture when she was sitting upright, and her expression when she was listening to others, were gentle and tolerant.

At first glance, she looked like an ordinary person who lived in the upper class of society, never touched the dark side, and grew up with the kindness of others. Such a person was very different from them.

Especially with Osamu Dazai.

Miss Maozawa and Osamu Dazai are as distinct as the sun and the moon. Has anyone ever seen the sun and the moon appear in the same sky?

However, such two people unexpectedly maintained their friendship for so many years.

Kunikida Doppo thought for a while, and made a judgment. Miss Nekosawa must have a good temper to endure Osamu Dazai for so many years.

Yes, she must be a gentle and kind woman.

Osamu Dazai is surrounded by excellent women, why can't he see such women around him?Thinking about it makes people feel unbalanced, why can he have such a cute childhood sweetheart?Obviously, it's just a mere Dazai.Moreover, he is also frivolous and loose, but he has a good face.

However, such an unreliable Dazai Osamu introduced his childhood sweetheart to him. He never thought that Dazai Osamu would still think of himself in such a matter, Kunikida sighed in his heart.

Although he and Osamu Dazai have been partners for many years, since Dazai Osamu joined the detective agency, they acted together, and were even considered the strongest partner in the detective agency by default, but Kunikida always felt that he and Osamu Dazai couldn't get along.

The longer we spend together, the more I know about Osamu Dazai, the more I don't feel compatible.Whether it is the outlook on life and values, or the attitude towards people and things, they are completely opposite types.

Therefore, although he and Osamu Dazai are partners who can rely on their backs and trust, Kunikida is still unhappy with Osamu Dazai.

Not to mention Osamu Dazai's loose attitude and the troubles he often caused.In a few days, he will go to the fishing boat or the police station to catch Dazai Osamu who jumped into the sea and hang himself, and apologize to the residents who were scared by him, let alone how many people and smiles he lost.

It was Osamu Dazai who was the most troublesome person. He never thought that there would be a day when he would be grateful to him.

Kunikida Doppo sighed in his heart.

Treat Dazai better in the future, since he is the introducer and Miss Moozawa's playmate who grew up together, it is not impossible to let him be the best man in the future.

Kunikida put his hand into his pocket while thinking wildly.

Empty.

What should be there is not in the pocket.Kunikida was startled, and touched his pockets again, but there was no wallet in the left and right pockets.

As if performing a mime, he fumbled from his jacket pocket to his trousers pocket, finding books, pens, handkerchiefs, and even supermarket special offers, but the wallet that was supposed to be in his pocket was nowhere to be seen.

Kunikida fell silent.

He was sure he wasn't someone who would be careless enough to lose his wallet, but as a member of the Armed Detective Agency, it was almost impossible for someone to steal it from his pocket.

He thought for a while, but he had no idea, so he sighed and decided to turn his attention away from the lost wallet first.

No matter where the wallet is lost.The most important thing now is to solve the predicament in front of you first.

Kunikida took a long breath to calm down his anxiety caused by the unexpected development.After taking two deep breaths, his mood became peaceful again. Amidst the clerk's smile, he took out the mobile phone in his pocket.

Anyway, call Dazai Osamu first and ask him to come over and help.Kunikida gripped the phone tightly, took out Osamu Dazai's number, remained silent for a few seconds, and pressed the call button with determination.

There was a regular beeping sound from the phone.

Kunikida's face also gradually darkened.

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When Osamu Dazai poked the strawberries in the fruit sundae cup to pieces in boredom, Kunikida walked back with heavy steps.

His face was very black.

Anyone who stood at the front desk for more than ten minutes, searched all over and couldn't find the wallet, would not look good.

Because it is rare to want to show off in front of women, rushing to pay the bill will encounter such unlucky things.Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids to look at Kunikida, smiled, and waved his hand, "Hey, Kunikida, this way~"

He seemed to have completely forgotten who was fanning the flames and urging Kunikida to pay the bill.

Kunikida glanced at him, frowned slightly, held back and opened his mouth, "I saw you, you're not a child, why are you so loud?"

This is also one of the reasons why he can't understand Dazai Osamu. Dazai Osamu is too conspicuous and ostentatious.

Moreover, Kunikida can 100% confirm that this is his performance again just by looking at Osamu Dazai's flattering smile.

It's like a kindergarten kid exaggerating for fear that others won't see his mind.

Kunikida ignored Osamu Dazai, and when he walked to the side of the seat, he saw the wallet next to the cushion at a glance, and said in a deep voice, "Here it is."

The wallet, which was sandwiched between two brown linen cushions, seemed to have been accidentally dropped in the middle of the crack. Because of the similar colors, if you didn't pay attention, you couldn't find it.

Kunikida picked up the wallet, opened it and looked, and there was nothing missing in it.

He put his wallet back in his pocket, raised his eyes and looked at Osamu Dazai, "Dazai, I just called you several times, why didn't you answer?"

"A phone call? I didn't hear it?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, took out his mobile phone and looked down, and smiled when he raised his face, "It must be because there is no electricity and it turned off automatically."

He raised the mobile phone in his hand and showed it to Kunikida Doppo, "Look."

The screen of the phone is dark and there is no response at all.

Kunikida stared straight at him for a while, stopped pursuing this point, and instead asked, "Where did Miss Mosawa go?" He had just glanced over and saw Osamu Dazai lazily sitting there , but did not see the figure of Mao ZeAsuka who was sitting here.

Osamu Dazai casually stirred the melted sundae with a spoon, and after two seconds, he casually said, "Xiaoxiang? She's home."

"Her boyfriend came to pick her up, so she went home early."

"????"

Kunikida Doppo looked at him in disbelief.

"Boyfriend?" He was stunned for a long time before he found his voice, "Miss Maoze has a boyfriend?"

"That's right, we've been in a stable relationship for many years, and we're talking about getting married." Osamu Dazai said.

"???" Kunikida raised his voice, "Aren't you going to introduce Miss Nekozawa to me?"

Isn't this a blind date bureau?Isn't Osamu Dazai planning to introduce Asuka Maozawa to him as his girlfriend?

"I didn't say that?"

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes, looked up at him with an innocent face, "When did I say that?"

"..."

Kunikida Doppo broke the pen in his hand, "Too! Zai!"

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It turned out that all developments were within Dazai's expectations.

However, he didn't expect that Asuka Nekozawa would really have such an appetite for Kunikida.

Osamu Dazai covered his head and questioned the angry Kunikida, "Don't you only like women with black straight long hair? Xiaoxiang probably doesn't meet your requirements, right?"

He should have had a hunch, when Kunikida took so long to go to the counter to check out, he should have noticed it.

Kunikida's wallet was taken away by him, but he still lingered at the counter for so long before returning, just because he didn't want to lose face in front of Xiaoxiang.

When Kunikida hesitated for longer than he expected, he should have had a hunch.

These men, who seem serious and serious at first glance, all like the type of idiot Xiaoxiang by coincidence...

But in Kunikida's ideal handbook, the 58 requirements for women in a relationship clearly stated that women with long black hair are required, right?As long as he is not color-blind, he can tell at a glance that Asuka Maozawa has milk-blonde curly hair, which does not meet his requirements at all.

Kunikida Doppo's face darkened even more, "Have you read my ideal manual?"

Not only lie to him, but also peek at his ideal manual?

His fist hardened.

For the first time, a trace of regret surfaced in Osamu Dazai's heart,

How could this be?

Is Asuka Mozawa a trap for old-fashioned prudence?What is it about her that attracts this type so much?

Osamu Dazai covered his head and crawled under the table.

As a member of the Wisdom Fighting School, when confronted by the angry Kunikida Doppo, he had no choice but to run away with his head in his arms.

"Kunikida, the regulations written in your notebook don't count!"

When Kunikida Doppo gave him a hard education (physics), Osamu Dazai involuntarily raised his voice.How can it not be counted?Isn't he a perfectionist who has to follow the book step by step no matter what?

Why did he forget the image he yearned for as soon as he saw a beautiful woman?

Is there any slight overlap between Mao ZeAsuko and his favorite gentle and generous Yamato Nadeshiko?She doesn't even have a head of black and beautiful smooth long black hair!

Kunikida Doppo, I didn't expect you to be such a person.

Why is there no principle at all!