Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

Cong Youyan casually pointed to a lion and a tiger: "Please, two generals, send the lion and tiger back to the top of the mountain, and then they will come back and return."

Just now, the two generals, He Zhong and Zhong Zhong, clasped their hands together and said: "The last general will obey the decree of the Heavenly Master."

In an instant, two clouds of yellow-purple smoke rolled over the talisman circle, and within five steps, only a few black carbon ash remained.

When the smoke cleared, the ligers and tigers that had been standing there had disappeared.

Walking from Yuyan to the talisman circle where they were originally, he grabbed the black soil, put it under his nose, sniffed it, and said with a smile: "Liujia Liuding, really powerful."

Standing up with a flick of his sleeves, he stood up from Yu Yan's extremely powerful hands, and said proudly: "The lucky guest tonight will meet two generals who will deliver the goods to you."

The gorgeous performance of this scene simply stunned the onlookers!

Is this really magic?Not a spell?

Not to mention the fans watching the channel, even Xiong Da and Lao Wu, the two live viewers, were taken aback.

Old Wu: "I always thought that the master was just a poison doctor, but I never thought that the master is also a celestial master."

Xiong Da nodded: "Shuangxiu of medical talisman." With quick eyesight and quick hands, he opened the barrage restriction smoothly.

The swarming barrage immediately filled the screen.

【Brother Tianshi, you were too immortal just now! 】

【Brother Tianshi, can you fly with me? 】

[Brother Tianshi, do you still have the health pills and beauty pills you sold last time?I need 20 urgently here. 】

There are also other voices [Dare to ask that friends are practicing in that dojo, we want to go to discuss and discuss. 】

[Don't be fooled by this kid, this cliff is blessed by post-production special effects, it's not magic at all, the cliff is made by software. 】

However, the remarks of these little shrimps were quickly overwhelmed by other words.

A thick character with an extremely gorgeous color appeared on the channel.

[Yan Zai Zai, the spicy abalone last time was delicious, send me another ten catties. 】

After Yuyan finished the preliminary work, he was playing with the newly made flower scented body beads in the garden, and he was ready to make it himself, and gave it to lucky fans, and continued to sell medicine pills while the iron was hot.

Seeing this unignorable message, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he told Old Wu: "Go to the kitchen and get ten catties of the freshly prepared abalone."

Because it was a live broadcast, Xiaolong, who didn't buy pills but asked for abalone, laughed shamelessly when he heard the doctor's voice, and tapped his fingers on the tablet.

Soon there was a more dazzling barrage on the channel [Yan Zaizai, I also want the courier service of the commissioner, (#￣▽￣#)o, the kind that will be delivered directly to me with a whoosh. 】

Cong Youyan looked at the camera angrily, and waved his hand: "Go, go, activate a talisman, it takes a lot of my energy, you brazen, do you know the law on the protection of intellectual property rights? Cultural heritage is even more valuable.”

Xiaolong laughed heartily at the other end, typing happily.

[Okay, then I want to buy 40 pills.Gorgeous courier service required! 】

Youyan was tying a bowknot on the last deodorant bead packaging box, when he saw the words "40 pieces" from the corner of his eyes, he smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said softly to the camera: "Okay, my guest, may I ask you?" What do you need, our store currently has three kinds of pills for health, beauty, and marrow washing."

Xiaolong laughed happily: "You snobby, pretend to be a criminal!" He typed a few words casually.

【20 pills for health and 20 pills for beauty. 】

Cong Youyan squinted his eyes and smiled: "Okay, customer, we support cash on delivery business, please chat privately with your coordinates so that we can deliver the goods."

He also held up a beautifully packaged small powder box and showed it in front of the camera: "This is a lucky gift for the first ten customers. I personally made and packaged flower fragrance beads. I carry them with me. They have their own fragrance and can prevent mosquitoes. It can drive away evil spirits. First come, first served."

A bunch of orders suddenly flashed on the channel.

The one who rushed to the front belonged to classmate Xiaolong, [Yan Zai Zai, and mine, I want two copies. 】

Cong Youyan hates such dishonest and unscrupulous customers the most, coughed twice, and said solemnly to the camera: "No, one account can only give one. This is a lucky gift, not a commodity."

[Wow~Brother Tianshi, he looks so handsome when he treats everyone equally!I want to order! 】

Although Youyan was excited in his heart, his expression was very suppressed, and he cupped his hands in a masterly manner to thank: "Thank you, thank you, the supply is sufficient this time. Originally, I needed to buy [-] pieces to have the free shipping service. Now only You need to buy ten to have delivery service."

Followed by all kinds of fanatical Yanfan.

[Brother, brother, I can only buy one with my savings.Ahhh, which one do you recommend buying? 】

Dr. Cong, who is so handsome that he has no friends, is smiling and responsive, replying one by one.

The last bullet screen on the channel is in old-fashioned blue, and it is still in the well-behaved Siyuan Song version. Because the advance troops are all shopping girls, this message was delayed, and it was only at this time that it slowly dragged out. .

[Master Tianshi, may I ask if you are here to take the order of exorcising ghosts? 】

"Exorcism?" Cong Youyan frowned, spread his hands, and looked distressed: "I'm just a doctor, and drawing talismans to exorcise evil spirits is just a side job. I'm still in the learning stage and I'm not very proficient. If you want to buy some talismans to exorcise evil spirits?" Paper, let's give it a try tomorrow morning after I take a shower and change my clothes."

The message in the channel went silent, and there was no response.

After the live broadcast, Lao Wu and Xiong Da in the garden were busy counting the packaged goods.

Draw various talismans by category from Yuyan, and send out the top ten items on the shopping list.

At this moment, the phone rang.

Lao Wu wiped his hands, picked it up hastily, nodded all the time, and then turned his eyes to look at Cong Youyan: "Master, this person said that he got your help in the last variety show, and he still owes you 2 yuan." Money."

"Oh~ it's that little old man who is engaged in photography." Cong Youyan nodded, and reached out to take the phone: "Hello!"

Old Li on the other end of the phone said straight to the point: "Mr. Cong, it's me. I wrote the last message."

Cong Youyan rubbed his chin: "Listen to your voice, you look weak and your kidney yang is insufficient. Are you very weak recently? Hang up the phone and forward the video to me."

Lao Li hung up the phone obediently, and came over with a video call. He touched the bruise on his neck and opened his mouth to say, "Mr. Cong, I've been really unlucky recently!"

Cong Yuyan immediately interrupted him: "Wait, there's something on your neck!"

Lao Li said "ah", and raised his eyebrows subconsciously: "Yes, yes, it's still very heavy! It's so heavy that I can't eat and sleep well recently."

Cong Yuyan stretched out his index finger, pointed at Lao Li's eyebrows on the phone, and rubbed it, as if detecting something, he raised his finger and pulled out a black air with difficulty, and threw it into the sapphire jar beside him.

A beetle flew up from the sapphire jar, opened its mouth and swallowed the black air.

Blowing on his fingers, the part-time celestial master --- Physician Cong smiled: "Chenghui, plus the last 2, a total of 12."

Before he had time to speak, Lao Li silently transferred the money.

You Yan heard the sound of coins ringing in the account, smiled and narrowed his eyes, and explained patiently: "Hey~ you originally had fleshy earlobes, and your popularity should be pretty good, and the roots of the mountain are flat and vertical, which is obviously a blessed appearance. But just now I Looking at your face again, it turns into a cloudy seal, with black air coiled like a snake, and all kinds of cracks covering the cervix. You must have encountered some terrible dirty things recently."

Lao Li didn't feel sorry for the disappearance of 12 yuan, no amount of money was precious, he believed that Cong Youyan was the reincarnation of a celestial master with real skills.

Let alone 12, as long as he can be saved, he can set up a memorial tablet for Cong Youyan and make offerings every day.

Not to mention, the weight that had been suppressed on his head for many days since Yu Yan made a move suddenly disappeared.

The dark clouds dissipated, and Lao Li felt more at ease. He took a deep breath and said, "Mr. Cong, what I want to tell you is exactly this! Recently, our station received a report on an excavation site, which borders our city. In the farmland, it is said that a tomb from the Tang Dynasty was dug out."

In fact, before this, Lao Li did not expect to find Cong Youyan. In his line of work, as long as he went to a filthy place to shoot, his family would prepare some magical artifacts such as amulets and life-saving charms.

But ever since I entered the wild grave, my neck was itchy very badly, and after returning to the hotel to take a shower, my neck was so heavy that I couldn't lift it up.

The more Lao Li thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. He looked in the mirror, good guy, what was on his neck was not red and swollen, but a big bruise!

The bruises spread along the jade pendant that my mother begged for.

What kind of counterfeit and shoddy products are these? Are even monks making fakes now?

Only then did he think of Cong Youyan---in other words, although the kid is a little bit sloppy, he is the type who is looking for nothing, but the things in his hands are still good things.

Lao Li is now completely convinced of Cong Youyan's ability, and he lowered his head generously to the video, showing bruises, ready to have a remote consultation.

How can you listen patiently to what Lao Li said, and pointed to a black pill: "Hey, this is a new health-preserving pill I developed. You have been infested by evil spirits recently, and your yang energy has suffered a serious loss. This is for you." You replenish your vitality! Friendship price, 5 yuan a piece. Eat it first to save your life!"

Lao Li was very knowledgeable, and immediately transferred the money again.

Cong Youyan stretched his waist and yawned: "The money has been received, and I will arrange a courier to send it to you immediately. Now I am going to sleep. If there is anything else, I will talk about it tomorrow morning. That's it, good night!"

Lao Li was in a hurry, clapped his mobile phone and shouted: "Mr. Cong? Master Cong?! I gave you all the money, you can't leave me alone! I'm so scared to stay in the hotel alone, ahhhhh !"

When Lao Li was burning like ants on a hot pan.

In the middle of the room where he was standing, a cloud of yellow mist sprang out from the ground, and a nine-foot-tall general walked out of the mist, holding a very cute small package in his hand, and said loudly to the only living person in the room : "Following the decree of the Heavenly Master to deliver the goods, one pill and one talisman paper, please check and accept."

Lao Li rubbed his eyes, looked up at the general, rubbed his eyes again, his knees felt weak.

The god general was patient, widened his eyes, raised his voice and said again: "One pill, one talisman, please check it!"

Lao Li didn't dare to raise his head, and asked tremblingly, "Do you need my signature to accept it? Sign, where is the sign?"