Mr. Cong never talks about martial arts

"In the middle of the night, the male host was awakened by a faint sound. He opened his eyes in his sleep, and a pair of blood-red hands were slowly climbing up his throat. These hands were cold, sticky and slippery, with frizzy skin. Inhuman."

Cong Youyan was sitting in the back garden, reading a horror novel vividly.

"Suddenly, click! A bolt of lightning hit the room, and the pale light reflected the hands. Oh my god, these are clearly a pair of animal claws! The man tried to open his eyes wide and struggled desperately, but he felt short of breath, his vision was blurred, and he was in a trance Suddenly, I saw a scarlet mass staring at me viciously."

"Crack! Another bolt of lightning hit the room, and the pale light reflected the bloody red mass. My God, those were clearly a pair of animal pupils! The man yelled, Get out! Get out! Several people came out of this darkness. With a sneer, a pair of orc brothers walked out, roaring and rushing at the man."

Shang Heyin really had heard enough of such gossip, got up and walked into the house: "I'm going to get some ice water, do you want it?"

Cong Youyan caressed the lion and the tiger at his feet, and said with a hey smile: "I'm reading to the critical moment, don't go, the next one will be more exciting!"

Shang Heyin was helpless: "This is your pre-employment retraining? You read it to ligers, can they understand?"

From Yu Yan to rubbing the chins of the big cats, Liger raised his head in enjoyment.He replied naturally: "Everything has spirituality. As long as we teach it carefully, these good children will definitely understand."

Forget it, I'd better go into the house, so as not to get angry with him.Shang Heyin pushed the door open and entered the room.

In a corner of the garden, Lao Wu and Xiong Da carefully cleaned up the feces left by the ligers and tigers, cleaned the lawn, and occasionally listened to the ghost stories read by the owner.

Cong Yuyan lay on the lion, kissed the tiger, and continued reading with the novel: "At this time, the room is not what it used to be. It is full of cobwebs, dark and dilapidated, and the glass of the old cracked window is covered with dust. There were no plants, the walls were yellow and mold was growing, and the old light bulbs from that era kept flickering, blurring people's faces and making people panic."

After reading this, Cong Youyan slapped his thigh: "Miao, this scene is good." He casually recruited Lao Wu and the other two, and handed them the book: "Hey, this is our theme for tonight, so we will arrange it according to this. "

Old Wu took the book, carefully looked at the face of the master, and after confirming that it was not a joke, he just nodded and bowed: "Okay, master, leave it to me."

Before nightfall, a temporary illegal building has been built in the garden according to the description in horror novels. Simple wooden boards surround three walls. The top can see the light, the bottom can touch the ground, and the opposite is the kind of air.

The necessary magic weapon for horror elements---spider webs are made of mulberry silk, cotton wool, and wire-drawn binding ropes. Grass clippings, sticks, and dust are all local materials, picked up from the garbage dump in the community, and piled up in the cabin.

The scenes are all set up, and the next highlight will be the lion and tiger.

A lion and a tiger wandered out to watch the "New House for the Show". Since receiving intense employment and retraining, the two have become different in temperament, and their work attitude has been greatly improved. , flying with all four feet while walking, shaking his head and flicking his tail, extremely excited.

As soon as the backyard door rang, Cong Yuyan walked in with a smile, and the lion rushed over immediately, holding a piece of raw meat in its mouth, and threw it at the feet of its master, followed by legs slightly bent, and crawled on the ground.

Cong Youyan squatted down and touched the little lion with bright eyes: "You are so good, you know how to be filial to your master. I will give you a big leg of lamb later."

The tiger cub who was following behind reacted significantly slower, and when it came over with mineral water in its mouth, it saw the scene of its owner and the lion enjoying themselves.Xiaohu walked over angrily, poked his ass away from the lion, spat out the mineral water bottle in his mouth into Cong Youyan's hand, and growled twice flatteringly.

Youyan picked up the sticky bottle, went to the sink to rinse it off, opened it and took a sip, narrowed his eyes with a smile, and waved his hand: "Old Wu, Xiong Da, record it!"

It's not the first time to record a video, and I have calmed down a lot in front of the camera, and I have restrained a lot from the pretentious and cold literary style in the past.

Originally, I wanted to sell medicine by becoming an Internet celebrity, but who knew that the channel would be cut off for a few episodes if left and right were delayed, so I lost a lot of followers.

This time it's different, the daughter-in-law has caught up with her, and she also has a small amount of money in her hand.

Mainly concentrate on becoming an Internet celebrity, the future will be better, maybe how beautiful it will be.

Facing the camera from Yuyan, he turned around magnificently, "Good evening, audience gentlemen. Today I am going to bring you something different. Some people will ask, aren't you a doctor who sells good medicine and makes conscientious products? You can still play What a moth. Wrong! What I brought today is a magic show."

Cong Youyan has always been confident in his performance, so his live broadcasts are always broadcast directly, not edited later.

The big V who had been off for a long time began to update again, and the audience who had been waiting to eat melons showed up one after another, and colorful bullet screens came one after another, almost filling the entire screen.

[I have moved the small bench, please start your performance! 】

[Brother is back?Where are you going? 】

[Brother, do you still have the beauty pills from last time?I want ten. 】

[Silence, silence!Little brother, hurry up and sell medicine, please don't pretend to be forceful. 】

【May I intervene!Brother, you are so handsome!Such a soft and cute Yazi!Do you have a daughter-in-law?I am willing to give birth to a bunch of monkeys for my brother! 】

Shang Heyin, who had been sitting in the bedroom pretending to read the script, but was actually quietly watching the video, frowned, raised and lowered the keys, and followed one in seconds. [Thank you for your concern, this dogtail grass already has an owner, please change another grass and hang yourself. 】

Everyone was having a good time eating melons, when suddenly a sour message flashed on the screen, and everyone was a little dazed.

Cong Yuyan also saw the last rainbow-colored message, and asked in a good mood: "Daughter-in-law, didn't you say you have a script to read? Why are you still brushing me?"

This is the official hammer!The clean picture on the screen only paused for a second.

The pot exploded in the next second.

[Oh, my brother is so cute, he actually admitted it. 】

[Brother has not been in business for a while, is he chasing his wife? 】

[Be obedient and listen to the sound. My brother said just now that his wife is reading the script. Could it be that she is an actor?who?who is it? 】

[Isn't it? It should be an actor! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

[Brother, please take a photo to cheat, please take a group photo! 】

The screen is full of colorful balloons with various inquiries, flashing each other.

After hugging the beauty back, Cong Youyan really wanted to post a few loving photos to show off, but he also knew his wife's character---that would be absolutely unacceptable.

He scratched his head and said in great distress: "Let's talk about the photos later! Calm down, please calm down! You will delay my work like this."

After all, Xiong Da has served as a manager, and he closed the barrage with great experience, giving the performers a quiet sky.

Xiong Da gestured an OK gesture, shook the cloak from Youyan, and reappeared in front of the camera.

Most of the fans are licking the face value, as long as the UP main face value is high, people will believe anything they say.

From Yu Yan pretending to be gods and tricks, walking around in the prop wooden house with a small wooden sword, after a while it was heaven, and for a while it was looing. After creating an atmosphere for a long time, he slowly turned his eyes, pointed at the camera, Read the line: "As midnight approaches, evil things lurk in the dark, under the moonlight, the sight in front of you is frightening, you try to scream, but the trembling stops your voice, and you start to feel cold all over, because fear In your eyes."

After finishing speaking, he blinked his eyelids, Old Wu nodded to express his understanding, and one lion and one tiger were released quietly.

With their mouths wide open, the two giant beasts slowly walked into the camera, and the rough breathing sound was clearly discernible.

They wagged their tails around Congyouyan, neighed ferociously, and spun around.

No matter how it is concealed, the liger's face as black as the bottom of a pot and the upside-down fur on its body, when it appears unobstructed in the night, represent terror.

Their fangs bared their lips uncontrollably, their skin was as stiff as iron, their eye sockets were blue, and their lips were purple. They looked like unrestrained beasts.

The lion scratched his mane unaccustomed to it.The yellow hair there is indeed a bit of a hindrance, and the roots stand up like sharp thorns, which hurts its eyeballs.

The tiger rubbed against the lion's head, nuzzled in the direction of Youyan, and gestured.

The lion immediately returned to his state and entered actor mode.

According to the instructions from Yuyan, it jumped to the center of the field, playing the role of a ferocious beast, staring at its master with those green eyes, its fangs burst out, and its body arched into a ball, ready to spring over and bite at any time .

The tiger's eyeballs also turned red, and it landed on the ground with four paws. Angrily, it pulled up a large piece of lawn to cover its huge body.

Cong Youyan clung to the rolled up ground, slipped in front of the liger in an instant, jumped up and hit the liger directly on the head with a wooden sword.

The lion shook its head without pain or itching, blinked its big eyes at its owner, and acted like a baby: "Oh~oh~"

The tiger stepped on the lion in a hurry.

Only then did the lion find the right tone, opened its fangs, and made a violent sound: "Roar~"

Cong Youyan sneered, unaffected at all, picked up the talisman on the table with a wooden sword, stomped his feet hard, ignited a black mist, and avoided the roaring sound waves of the lion and tiger.

Seeing this, the liger roared loudly, shaking its fur, ready to forcefully collide with it.

Cong Youyan hurriedly walked into the circle of spells, kept turning his head to provoke, and led the lion and tiger into the circle.

After the two beasts stood in the center of the talisman circle, Cong Youyan aligned his two fingers together, clasped his palms together and silently recited the mantra: I wish to lead ten thousand soldiers with the essence of Yang blood, cut off thousands of heads, cut off thousands of shapes, and hurry Urgent as the order of the heavenly master.

He picked up the glutinous rice wine on the small table, took a sip from Yuyan, sprayed it on the ground, lit a piece of blue talisman paper with his fingertips, and threw it out with a "pop".

After completing the spell, he leaped outside the talisman circle in a big stride, and shouted in a very majestic manner: "General Jiashen Gangli, where are Generals Dinghai and Zhong?"

The talisman papers were hunting in the air, two yellow and purple mist gushed out from the ground, and two nine-foot-high phantom generals walked out of the mist, one holding a long halberd and the other holding a mirror, rushing to Yuyan and clasping fists Salute: "The disciple comes here according to the decree of the law, and is willing to listen to the heavenly master."