my roommate is not human

As soon as the words fell, several people looked at Ye Xi together, from top to bottom, from bottom to top, and they almost had to scan him thoroughly with X-ray.

Ye Xi was upset, and said with a downcast face, "Yu Yun, why are you tearing things down?"

Yu Yun smiled and said nothing.

Xia Yu exclaimed, "Ye Xi, has your brother undergone plastic surgery?"

"You just had plastic surgery, and your whole family has plastic surgery!" Ye Xi opened his eyes wide, gouging him viciously, "My brother is a natural, 360-degree super handsome man with no dead ends, do you have an opinion?"

"Or, were you adopted? Or was your brother adopted?" Xia Yu continued to give full play to his imagination.

"You were the one who was adopted/raised, and your whole family was adopted/raised!" Ye Xi roared angrily.

Jin Peng coughed lightly: "Xia Yu, what are you talking about?"

Xia Yu looked at his calm face, and immediately chose to be a gentleman who knows current affairs, and said with a playful smile: "I'm talking nonsense, Ye Xi, don't mind."

Ye Xi snorted heavily.

"However, your brother is really good-looking. My mother and sister are super obsessed with him. In my sister's room, there are posters of him all over the wall." Xia Yu said obsequiously.

"Of course," Ye Xi said triumphantly, with the corners of his mouth raised high, "my brother."

"Seeing your brother, help me get a signed photo, my sister must be so happy."

Ye Xi readily agreed: "No problem."

"I don't blame my sister for being a nymphomaniac," Xia Yu shook his head and sighed, "How do you think your brother can grow up like that? Let alone a woman, I feel itchy when I look at it, tsk tsk..."

Two cold gazes swept across, and Jin Peng's serious tone made Xia Yu feel a little gloomy: "Xia Yu, you have to talk through your brain."

Xia Yu suddenly covered his mouth, and muttered indistinctly: "I, I'm talking nonsense, Ye Xi, I'm sorry."

Jinpeng said calmly, "Even if it's a joke, don't be careless."

"Yeah, I see." Xia Yu nodded his head.

Ye Xi, on the other hand, was full of joy, as if meeting a bosom friend, and yelled at him happily: "You have good eyesight! My brother is unstoppable in his charm, and he kills both men and women! Don't talk about you, sometimes I look at him like that." It’s hard to avoid wanting to look crooked! I remember when he was 16 years old, he had a girlfriend for the first time, and he didn’t tell me, so he went to the movies with that girl secretly. When I found out, I was so angry that I immediately added oil and vinegar to tell me Dad, the two of them were beaten with sticks, and my brother was grounded by my dad for more than a month, huh, haha! Ooh yeah!"

Silence, silence, silence...

After half a minute.

Jinpeng said lightly: "This child seems to have brother fetish..."

Luo Ke turned back a page of the ancient book in his hand, and murmured, "Ye Xi's going crazy is scarier than a stupid baby."

Xia Yu said sympathetically: "With such a brother, his brother is really unlucky."

Luo Ke echoed him in a rare way: "It's not just unlucky, it's downright unlucky."

Jiang Kairui muttered worriedly: "Ye Xi, you must never miss your brother, then, that is not only a forbidden/forbidden love, but also a chaotic/sexual relationship, it is really terrible."

Yu Yun stroked his forehead weakly, and moaned: "Ye Xi, don't tell others that you know me." Does this guy have to publicize the "bad things" he did?

Ye Xi's wild laughter stopped abruptly, and he ran away in anger, "You guys! You don't know what is unstoppable charm! You don't know what is incomparably pure love!"

Xia Yu said nervously, "Ye Xi, you haven't confessed your incomparably pure love to your brother, have you?"

"Why didn't you confess?" Ye Xi looked at him wonderingly, "I often tell my brother that I love him the most."

"Then, what's your brother's reaction?" Xia Yu asked cautiously.

Luo Ke asked more bluntly: "Your brother didn't beat you, did he?"

“胡说八道什么呢？我哥怎么舍得揍我，”叶析“切”了一声，骄傲地宣布，“我哥说他也最爱我，全世界最爱我！我成功破坏了他的初恋以后, he promised me that he will report to me and ask for my approval when he gets a girlfriend in the future."

"Cough cough cough..." Xia Yu choked on his own saliva, and it took him a long time to say, "Both of you brothers are strong men!"

Luo Ke chuckled: "A brother lover and a brother control maniac, they are really a pair of good brothers."

Yu Yun sighed and explained: "Ye Xi's family's situation is quite special. Ye Xi beat the child, and it was Brother Cheng who took care of him. He took him like a son, so the relationship between the two brothers was very good. Speaking of it , Brother Cheng's identity is quite special after all, and his relationship with Ye Xi, everyone, remember to keep it a secret."

He changed the subject calmly.

Several people nodded in unison, Jiang Kairui replied: "Of course."

"Actually, even if you tell it," Xia Yu giggled, "with Ye Xi's appearance, no one would believe it."

"Xia Yu!" Ye Xi gritted his teeth, "What do you mean by that?"

Jiang Kairui said in a low voice: "Brother Yu is right, you two brothers really don't look alike at all."

"Stupid baby, have you solved your geometry proof?" Ye Xi asked suspiciously with a row of black lines popping out of his forehead.

Jiang Kairui wrinkled his face and shook his head: "Not yet..."

"Then why don't you concentrate on the problem, and just add some nonsense!" Ye Xi tightened his voice.

His expression was so scary, Jiang Kairui shrank his neck in fright, drooped his head, bit the tip of his pen, and continued to worry about his geometry problems.

"The interruptions keep me from getting to the point." Ye Xi announced, "Seriously, during the National Day holiday, everyone, get ready. Let's travel together on a luxury cruise ship."

In fact, just now, everyone listened to the two brothers chatting on the phone, and they all listened to each other, but Ye Xi didn't say anything, so others naturally couldn't mention it first.

Now that Ye Xi started to talk, Jinpeng coughed, "We all appreciate your kindness, but traveling on a luxury cruise ship is a lot of money for everyone, and we can't let your brother spend the money."

"My brother is also a star after all, he makes a lot of money, and he doesn't have a wife, so let's spend some money for him, and we have the right to steal from the rich and give to the poor." Ye Xi said indifferently.

Jin Peng still shook his head rationally and refused: "How much money he has is earned by himself, it has nothing to do with us, we can't just take advantage of him."

"Why is it for no reason? You are all my roommates, my brothers." Ye Xi opened his eyes wide, "Would it be called Wuyi? Same robe with Zi. Qi said Wuyi? Same Ze with Zi. Qi said Wuyi ? Wear the same clothes with Zi. The ancients still have the righteousness of passing gold, what is this?"

Jinpeng said slowly: "We are all good brothers. If anyone has money, it's okay to invite everyone to eat and drink. But now your brother is paying the bill, not you, and the amount is too big."

"What's the difference?" Ye Xi's eyes widened, and he said confidently, "My brother's is mine! Let me tell the truth, for many people, the money from this trip is enough to earn them for several years Yes. Therefore, very few people are so extravagant and willing to play. But for my brother, an advertising endorsement is enough. You really don’t have to think too much, just treat it as a chance to go out and meet the world .”

For a while, several people were silent.

Ye Xi was right. Among these people, Luo Ke and Xia Yu's family background is better, but they are only better than ordinary people. It is impossible to spend a large amount of money for nothing to let the children go out to play. .

It is even more impossible to say that they are not tempted at all. They count as one, and they have never even seen what a luxury cruise ship looks like in this life.

"If you are really embarrassed, when my brother holds a concert, how about everyone going to support him together?" Ye Xi suggested.

Xia Yu looked at Jinpeng, who was silent in thought.

Jiang Kairui said in embarrassment: "I, I still have to go to work. I made an appointment with the boss and promised to give me double salary."

Ye Xi rolled his eyes: "Kerry, you can have a part-time job anytime, but you don't always have the opportunity to go to sea."

"It still doesn't work..." Before Jiang Kairui could finish speaking, Luo Ke interrupted him, holding his chin, and lazily said: "Let us accept Ye Xi's kindness with gratitude. Luxury cruise ship, we rarely have Such an opportunity. And Ye Xi's elder brother happens to have this ability, let us bumpkins enjoy it and see the world."

"But..." Jin Peng still felt that it was inappropriate.

"Don't think too much, for us, it's a lot of money, but for Brother Cheng, it's really nothing." Yu Yun also said.

"Go, go, my brother brought his girlfriend. Yu Yun and I didn't know anyone on the boat. What's the point? You should just keep us company." Ye Xi said.

"In that case," Jin Peng pondered for a moment, "Alright then, I'll go."

"Xia Yu, what about you?" Ye Xi asked.

"I'll go if Jinpeng goes." Xia Yu said without hesitation.

"Kerry?" Ye Xi's eyes turned to Jiang Kairui.

"..." Jiang Kairui looked at this and that with a sad face, hesitating.

Ye Xi stared at him hard, and threatened: "If you dare to say that you won't go, I'll chop you up right away!"

Jin Peng smiled and said softly, "Kerry, go, Luo Ke is right, it's rare to have such an opportunity."

"En." Jiang Kairui hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded.

Satisfied, Ye Xi waved his hand boldly: "The activities on the [-]th are decided like this, no one is allowed to run away!"

***

After a few days of peace and quiet, October [-]st arrived in a blink of an eye.

Several people took the plane first and arrived at Sanya International Airport.

The weather was fine, the sun was shining brightly, there were a few white clouds floating leisurely in the sky, and from time to time, planes dragged long white smoke across the sky.

Ye Xi often travels with his elder brother. Luo Ke has seen the world, but Jiang Kairui and Jin Peng are not. They are authentic northerners and have never even seen a coconut tree.

It's strange to see anything.

Compared with the north, the vegetation in Hainan is much more luxuriant, and the leaves are particularly fat.

As far as the eye can see, the scenery is very beautiful.