my roommate is not human

In the morning, Ye Xi was dragged up by Yu Yun.

When playing the mirror game, he was terrified by Xia Yu.Then I had a horrible nightmare and didn't sleep well at all.

Throughout the day, he felt sluggish and unable to do anything.

If Yu Yun didn't force him, he wouldn't even want to eat dinner.

Even so, I didn't eat a few mouthfuls.After returning to the dormitory, he fell headlong on the bed, and no matter what Yu Yun coaxed him to do, he refused to get up.

In fact, the time between after dinner and before turning off the lights at eleven o'clock is often the most leisurely and lively time in the dormitory.

The big boys all relaxed, listening to music, reading books, playing games, um, dozing off.

Xia Yu pounded the keyboard loudly, pulling his neck from time to time and howling.

Yu Yun failed to get Ye Xi up, he himself felt quite bored, so he had no choice but to play games to pass the time.However, compared with Xia Yu, he is much more refined, except for the sound of lightly tapping the keyboard, there is almost no movement.

Good-looking baby Jiang Kairui was obsessed with getting a scholarship, sitting at his desk thinking hard about a geometry proof problem, his eyebrows frowned.

Jin Peng was also scribbling on the desk, writing a work report for the student union.

Luo Ke was lying on the upper bunk, wearing a headset, holding a thread-bound ancient book of unknown age, reading it without distraction.

Ye Xi was lying under/on top of him (don't get me wrong, it's literally), with a physics book covering her face, already fast asleep.

From time to time, the sound of kicking footsteps and joking and joking can be heard in the corridor. For boys of this age, happiness is very simple.

"Once upon a time, there was a legend. In the legend, there are you and me. We live on the Sunshine Coast and enjoy every moment from sunrise. Let the world turn for hope. Some dreams must not be dreamed, and some words must be said. My heart you It should have been known for a long time, one day I will announce my pride loudly, it is the result of my caring too much about you..." The old-fashioned singing voice suddenly sounded.

Yu Yun glanced at Ye Xi, that guy didn't move, didn't respond at all.

Yu Yun had no choice but to put down the laptop, walked to his bed, reached out and took out the phone from under his pillow, looked at the caller ID, pressed the green answer button, and whispered: "Brother, I'm Yu Yun..."

Ye Xi, who was still in a deep sleep just now, suddenly opened his eyes, snatched the phone and put it on his ear, the voice dropped an octave, but the sugar content increased by [-]%, sweet and greasy : "Brother, are you looking for me?"

Yu Yun is an only child, he grew up in Ye's parents, and he also calls You Cheng his elder brother.

He had long been used to the two brothers being tired, so he shook his head amusedly, went back to his bed, and continued to play games with his laptop.

Over there, Ye Xi was still chatting affectionately with his brother, his sweet tone made Luo Ke glance down at him curiously.

"Brother, what have you been up to lately?" Through the phone, Ye Xi acted brazenly, "You haven't called me for a week."

"Missing brother?" You Cheng has always been gentle to his younger brother.

"I think about it, I've been thinking about it for a long time." Ye Xi fired sugar-coated bullets at his brother without hesitation.

"Brother misses you too," You Cheng said with a slight smile, "Let's meet up during the National Day holiday."

"Hurrah."

"How about going out to sea?"

"Going to sea?" Ye Xi was taken aback.

"Yes," You Cheng said, "A multinational company invited me to be the spokesperson for their luxury cruise ship's inaugural voyage, and there is a bonus invitation letter."

"Oh yeah!" Ye Xi cheered immediately, "Where are you going?"

For him, there is nothing happier than traveling with his brother.

"South China Sea, East China Sea, sailing along the coastline, are you interested?"

"Of course! HNA is my favorite." Ye Xi said excitedly.

"I remember that you not only like HNA, but you also like streams and waterfalls, and mountains. Anyway, as long as you are traveling in mountains and rivers, you like them all." You Cheng teased with a smile.

"Brother..." Ye Xi dragged his tone dissatisfied.

"As long as you like, my brother will take you around the world."

"Brother is the best!" Ye Xi cheered again, glanced at the people in the dormitory, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, how many invitations do you have?"

"Don't worry, it's Yu Yun's sake." You Cheng said empathetically.

"I'm not talking about him," Ye Xi said with a smile, "There are six people in our dormitory, brother, help us solve it together."

He knew that no company would give a spokesperson a bunch of tickets for a luxury cruise ship, not to mention the food and other expenses on board, which were not affordable by ordinary families.

However, it's not a big deal for his brother to endorse an advertisement, at least a seven-figure price tag, and occasionally subsidize poor students.

Sure enough, You Cheng easily agreed: "Okay, I'll take care of everything, you can bring as many companions as you want."

"Thank you brother!" Ye Xi was overjoyed.

"Slowly deduct from your pocket money." You Cheng added.

"Brother!" Ye Xi wailed, "How can you bear to exploit your super invincible, extremely cute and cute little brother!"

It was the first time for Luo Ke and the others to hear Ye Xi acting coquettishly, they felt extremely novel, and they all pricked up their ears to listen to the gossip. Of course, Yu Yun had long been used to the strangeness, and continued to play games one after another.

You Cheng chuckled twice, then asked about Ye Xi's study and living conditions with concern, and suddenly said hesitantly, "When we meet, brother has a friend who introduced you."

Ye Xi didn't react at first, and after a few seconds of stunned, he suddenly realized, and exclaimed: "Brother, are you in a relationship?! Have you got a girlfriend?!"

You Cheng didn't answer him directly: "Anyway, to my brother, he is a very special friend."

"Oh, great, I finally have a sister-in-law!" Ye Xi said happily, "But I want to warn you, brother, even if you have a wife, you can't treat her better than me! "

You Cheng couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry, in my brother's heart, you will always be number one. You are a super invincible, cute and cute little brother."

"These words sound familiar." Ye Xi tilted his head and pondered.

"Every time you talk to me on the phone, you have to emphasize the words, don't they sound familiar?" You Cheng said lightly.

"What I said is the truth!" Ye Xi said confidently.

"Of course it's true," You Cheng said with a smile, "You are my super invincible, cute and cute younger brother."

"It's more or less the same." Ye Xi was satisfied.

"However, if my brother's friend dissatisfies you in some aspects, or is beyond your expectations," You Cheng hesitated, and said a little bit expectantly, "Can you also be happy for the sake of brother's liking?" accept him?"

"Some aspects? What aspects?" Ye Xi immediately asked vigilantly, "Brother, you are a male mistress and robbed other people's wives, right? I am a very upright young man, and I absolutely cannot accept cheating or anything. The third party, even under the banner of true love."

It's definitely not that he thinks too much. His brother was dubbed a "female killer" by Entertainment Weekly. A considerable number of women, ranging from 80 years old to eight years old, are You Cheng's die-hard fans.

"No." You Cheng stroked his forehead, where did his brother go?

"You didn't find a ladyboy, did you?" Ye Xi just finished watching "Tai囧" a few days ago, and was deeply impressed by the beautiful ladyboy in the elevator, but no matter how beautiful or charming she is, she is not a woman.

"I'm not interested in transvestites." You Cheng replied.

"That's good." Ye Xi patted his chest and said generously, "You didn't become a third party, you didn't find a ladyboy, the rest doesn't matter."

He is still a relatively simple boy, thinking that he is not good enough for his brother because of his poor family background, education background, ability or appearance.

But Ye Xi never cared about those external things, as long as it made his brother happy, it didn't matter.

The two brothers chatted for a while before hanging up the phone.

Xia Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Ye Xi, you and your brother are really brothers and sisters. We talked on the phone for more than half an hour. I don't know, I thought you were just a girl."

Ye Xi rested his hands on his cheeks, acting like a nympho: "That's because you don't know how good my brother is. If I wasn't his brother, if he were a woman, I would definitely do anything to get him, and I wouldn't give it to anyone!"

"Evil..." Xia Yu vomited.

"Ye Xi, don't talk nonsense." Yu Yun frowned, "Brother Cheng really spoiled you."

Ye Xi made a funny face at him: "My brother just loves and spoils me, you won't be envious."

"You." Yu Yun sighed.

Ye Xi was in a good mood just after talking with his brother on the phone, so he didn't bother to talk to him, and said enthusiastically, "Yes, my brother invited us to take a luxury cruise ship around the coastline, are you interested?"

Except for Yu Yun, the others were all stunned.

Jiang Kairui said timidly: "Luxury cruise ship, how much money does it cost?"

Ye Xi waved his hand indifferently: "Don't worry about money, my brother will take care of it."

"It's not good to make your brother spend money." Jin Peng shook his head.

"Let me tell you a secret." Ye Xi suddenly lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "My brother is You Cheng."

One second, two seconds, three seconds... Half a minute later, Jiang Kairui asked in a daze, "Who is You Cheng?"

Xia Yu knocked him on the head: "Little idiot, You Cheng doesn't even know." Then he looked at Ye Xi like a madman, "Ye Xi, stop talking nonsense, if your brother is You Cheng, then my brother is Jay Chou. "

Ye Xi gave him a sympathetic look: "My brother is indeed You Cheng, I don't know if you have a brother named Jay Chou."

"Cut." Xia Yu made it clear that he didn't believe it, and even Jin Peng showed an expression of disbelief.

"Let's make a bet," Ye Xi proposed excitedly, "If You Cheng is my brother, you'll give me footwash for a week, if not, I'll give you a week."

Xia Yu didn't believe it at first, but seeing Ye Xi's confident look, he was also confused for a while.

Yu Yun said: "I prove that You Cheng is indeed Ye Xi's real brother."