Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 7Oops!Almost exposed!

Liu Wei finally recovered after lying in Chen Jianfeng's house for three days. When he returned to the company, the game was updated and a large raid instance was opened.

The server has just opened, and the world channel is full of cries for begging for a nanny.

"Is it better?" Wu Di lazily leaned against the table with a cup of coffee in his hand.

Liu Wei was flattered, and Wu Di patted him: "Drink plenty of water and pay attention to rest."

Wu Di's eyes drifted to Chen Jianfeng.

Chen Jianfeng was driving Weiwei's little sweetheart around. Wherever little sweetheart went, a group of players would follow him. There was no way. When it came time to download the dungeon, there were very few priests. They were even more national treasures than pandas.

Wu Di asked curiously, "Aren't you going to save the book?"

"Next, but there is no money to repair equipment." Chen Jianfeng said, "First set up a stall to make some money."

After Chen Jianfeng set up Little Sweetheart, he switched to Epee Wufeng and ran over. Two poor and white guys pitifully set up a stall on the side of the street.

Wu Di walked into the office without saying a word.

Lulujiang came to the private sweetheart again and asked if she was free, Chen Jianfeng said to Liu Wei: "Your girlfriend is here."

"Girlfriend?" Liu Wei stretched his neck with a spicy stick in his mouth.

"Don't eat such exciting food just after recovering from illness!" Chen Jianfeng snatched the spicy sticks and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Oh, my little apprentice." Liu Wei said, "Let me play the number. I haven't played for a long time, and my hand is about to give birth."

"Okay, you go." Chen Jianfeng withdrew from Little Sweetheart and switched to Epee Wufeng.

The system prompts that Invincible is online.

Chen Jianfeng immediately closed the stall, re-marked the price, and sat back.

Chen Jianfeng was typing and was about to call out, when the booth suddenly emptied out.

A plainly dressed little soldier turned around and left.

Chen Jianfeng sent a friend invitation, but the little soldier refused and walked into the crowd silently.

Chen Jianfeng continued to add him, but the other party went offline.

Chen Jianfeng typed and sent it to Tianxia Wudi: "Big Daddy, that's very kind of you, thank you!"

Invincible Under Heaven said coldly, "Thank you for what?"

Epee Wufeng: "Thank you for patronizing my business."

"What business is not business, I am busy!"

"But there is an orange sword, can you give me back?"

Wu Di actually flipped through the small backpack and replied, "No!"

"Oh, maybe I remember wrong, anyway, thanks."

The two were silent for a long while, and Tianxia Wudi roared: "Thank you, sister----!!!"

Chen Jianfeng smiled and shook his head, the local tyrant is really cute.

Faintly, there was a sneezing sound somewhere.

Weiwei's little sweetheart went online, and Epee Wufeng traded her a sum of money. After the two repaired their equipment, Chen Jianfeng said, "Let's go to the book together?"

Liu Wei said: "I want to take apprentices!"

Chen Jianfeng: "Is she taking you or you taking her?"

"Of course I'll take her!"

"She's very skilled!"

"Is there?" Liu Wei wondered, "She can miss every holy light bullet, and the blood drips when she enters the monster pile, so she is still good at technology?"

Chen Jianfeng was watching from the side. Little sweetheart and Lulu sauce teamed up. After entering the dungeon, Lulu sauce was stupid. Liu Wei patiently taught her slowly. Chen Jianfeng didn't see it right. This Lulu and that Lulu are different Is it the same person?When I was with them, my skills were so strong, how did I become a rookie when I met Liu Wei?

With a pink heart, Lulu sauce said with admiration: "Little sweetheart is so amazing~~(^o^)/~"

"Wherever you want, just play around." Little sweetheart hurriedly humbled.

Chen Jianfeng: "I think the person in front of the computer must be a man!"

Liu Wei: "No way?"

"He probably thought you were a girl, and pretended to be a fool to pick you up on purpose!"

"how do you know?"

"You can see it." Chen Jianfeng sent a message with his epee Wufeng, asking if Lulu sauce was free to download the raid.

After a while, Lulujiang replied stiffly: "No time."

Chen Jianfeng pointed at the screen: "Look, there are no wavy lines!"

Liu Wei was dubious, and typed: "Lulu, go to the group book later?"

Lulu Sauce: "Okay~~~~~(>_<)~~~~~"

Liu Wei: "..."

Chen Jianfeng patted him and made a cheering gesture.

The World Invincible came to epee Wufeng again for a one-on-one challenge. He was so abused that he couldn't get up, and the gold coins exploded all over the place. Wu Di felt that he was about to be trained by epee Wufeng to become a shivering m. If he didn't seek abuse for a day, he would feel uncomfortable, no way. , can no longer sink!

When Wu Di lost his temper and said he didn't want to play, Little Sweetheart just came out of the dungeon.

Seeing the nanny coming, Epee Wufeng quickly called out to Tianxia Wudi: "Big Brother! Go download the raid! I called the pastor!"

Wu Di held back his anger and deliberately ignored him.

World Invincible built a team copy room, and other players came in and kicked one by one.

Epee Wufeng entered the room and begged, "Big Daddy, can you take me through the dungeon?"

"Aren't you very strong? Start your own team!"

"It's not strong! You can rest assured if you form a team with Da Da!"

The World Invincible ignored him and continued to kick other players. Seeing Epee Wufeng standing aside stupidly, he was furious: "What are you doing in a daze! Didn't you call someone? Where are you?!"

"It's coming soon!"

"Is it this?"

"No."

Invincible kicked the poor priest away angrily.

Little Sweetheart and Lulu hurried over, and they formed a team.

[Team] Epee Wufeng: Lulu Sauce~~~Your skills are so good, you have to lead us~~~~

[Team] Lulu Sauce: Where is it~~~ I just learned it not long ago~~~~(>_<)~~~~

[Private Chat] Lulu Sauce: Brother, please let me go!

[Private chat] Epee Wufeng: Lulu, you don't look like a girl in terms of skills, so you should be a boy, right?

[Private chat] Lulu sauce: ...

[Private chat] Epee Wufeng: Speak!Otherwise, I'll tell my sweetheart!

[Private Chat] Lulu Sauce: Wait, wait!Yes, I'm a man, but don't tell her.

[Private chat] Epee Wufeng: Why do you want to play the female number?

[Private chat] Lulujiang: This is my sister's account, she can't play at school, I'll help her level up.

Chen Jianfeng pulled Liu Wei, pointed to the screen and asked him to watch, Liu Wei really had mixed feelings, he didn't expect his cute little apprentice to be a man, Liu Wei originally wanted to flirt with her.

Lulu sauce kept showing off her cuteness on the channel, and Little Sweetheart was silent for a while and quietly said: "Stop talking, I want to be quiet."

Little sweetheart was in a bad mood and kicked the stone sullenly.

Lulu sauce: "Master, if you want to be quiet, I can be your quiet~~~~"

Invincible under heaven: "I'm still her Yida!"

Liu Wei: "..."

Chen Jianfeng: "Hahahaha!!!"

The team is a group of seven, and there are still three vacancies. Tianxia Wudi said: "Just wait for three."

Before the world invincible kept kicking people, now no one dared to enter the door, they waited for a few minutes, epee Wufeng said: "Look, people are scared away by you, if you tell you not to kick, you still kick."

"When did you tell me to stop kicking!" Tian Tian Wudi was furious, "This is my room! I want to kick whoever I like!"

"Okay, okay, whoever you love! But no matter how powerful the remaining three are, don't kick them!"

"Know it!"

System: Uncle Fat joins the team.

Uncle Fat is a warrior, with blue light emitting from his whole body. This is the special effect of strengthening and full of gems. Wu Di is very relieved to see that he is another RMB player, and clicks on the opponent's equipment bar...

Mana set? !

Wu Di rubbed his eyes, wiped, it really is!

Chen Jianfeng was also shocked, saying that he didn't know how to play, and he was willing to spend money, but the money he spent was all wasted money.

Uncle Fat spoke.

"Don't kick me!" he said, "I can fight monsters!"

Invincible in the world: "It's okay, I won't kick you, just wait for two more."

"Thank you, thank you!" The fat uncle was probably scared of being kicked, and when he saw that a team wanted him, he was very grateful, and became friends with them.

A message popped up in the system: Ju Cilang, Fu Hai Kuang Tao joined the team.

Ju Cilang typed and told Nuhai Kuangtao to leave. Just as the message was sent, the screen changed and seven people stood at the entrance of Sky City.

Ju Cilang and Nu Hai Kuang Tao stood side by side in front of the team, with a big "Let's go!" on their foreheads

Lulujiang reminded: "Assassin Mage has less blood~~~Don't rush forward~~~"

Invincible: "Pfft!"

Epee Wufeng: "Pfft!"

Ju Cilang said to the raging sea: "Did you hear that! Be careful not to rush forward!"

The fat uncle standing behind the angry sea and Kuangtao responded repeatedly: "It must be! I will rush to the back!"

Chen Jianfeng spit out his coke, patted his chest and laughed, the fat uncle is so interesting, it was the first time he saw such an interesting player.

Chen Jianfeng couldn't help typing, and joked, "Uncle Fat, is this your first time playing a game?"

Fat Uncle: "No, it's the second time."

"So what was the first game you played?"

"Lianliankan."

Chen Jianfeng: "Hahahaha!!!"

Lu Tao: "Hahahaha!!!"

Everyone looked sideways.

Lu Tao: "Ha...cough! What are you looking at, concentrate on your work!"

Chen Jianfeng sent a message to Lu Tao: "Brother Tao, are you playing too?"

Lu Tao: "No, we are setting up a stall."

Ju Cilang called him in the game: "Follow up!"

"Coming!" Lu Tao blurted out.

Audience: "..." Director Emma had a great time!

Sky Castle is in the shape of a castle, floating in the clouds, and the mobs are particularly scattered. At this time, the warrior's battle roar played a role. The swordsman provoked one monster at a time, and the warrior roared a bunch of monsters, so Invincible asked Fat Uncle to pull the monsters.

Uncle Fat cooperated especially and ran over in a charge state.

Seeing that he was rushing very fast, everyone hurried to get into shape, and everyone held their weapons and waited for it. The fat uncle ran over, a monster found him, and the fat uncle ran back.

Crowd: "..."

Invincible in the world: "I'll run once, you look good!"

Invincible under heaven rushed up, ran in circles, and made all kinds of provocations, attracting all the monsters.

"Understood? Use that battle cry, and run around in circles while roaring." Tian Wudi said.

"Understood!" The fat uncle rushed out and circled around, "Is there any blame?"

Invincible under heaven: "...It's all on my side."

The World Invincible was submerged in the pile of monsters. Epee Wufeng rushed up to take over, only to see a blue ice and snow storm swirl on the ground, and the monsters instantly formed into big ice blocks. Ju Jilang rushed into the pile of monsters and eliminated nearly half of them. monster.

Ju Cilang was very satisfied and felt that he was very cool. When he was thinking of a big move to show off, a holy light fell from the sky...

"Sorry, I'm late, I just cleaned up after spilling coffee on the keyboard." Lulu sauce ran over and knocked the last monster away with her stick.

Ju Cilang was dumbfounded. After looking at her equipment, he praised: "Not bad! You are very good at playing!"

Luluchan: "Hmph, I'm...mother...wrong..."

Epee Wufeng: "You better stop talking."

Lulu Sauce: "He was taught by Master~~~~(=￣w￣=)"

Weiwei's little sweetheart concentrated on adding blood to Tianxia Wudi, pretending not to see his conversation.

Liu Wei's love affair ended before it even started, and his heart was riddled with holes. Chen Jianfeng broke a spicy stick and fed him.

Everyone reached the first level. The boss is a Cerberus. Epee Wufeng said that he would go up to attract monsters, but he was stuck in the corner to fight. The Cerberus almost wiped them out during the test. Chen Jianfeng was one of the testers, so he naturally knew Cerberus is awesome.

The World Invincible said: "No card, just use it!"

"no!"

"Row!"

"It will be destroyed!"

"Don't be afraid! You follow me!" After saying that, Tianxia Wudi rushed forward, and the two nurses followed closely. Ju Cilang and Nu Hai Kuang Tao were naturally not to be outdone, leaving Fat Uncle and Epee Wufeng stunned.

"Going up?" the fat uncle asked.

"... let's go." The epee Wufeng said weakly.

Facts have proved that Invincible's decision is very correct.

Under Heaven's Invincible commanding the crowd, under the violent crushing, there was no need to card monsters, and the Cerberus was successfully overthrown.

Tianxia Wudi has a leader's temperament. At first, two people formed a team, but his leadership ability was brought into play. Under the leadership of Tianxia Wudi, the team broke through various levels like a bamboo. Looking at his back, I suddenly had the illusion of meeting a big boss.

The last boss was overthrown, and the system sent out a message. The Invincible team not only broke the dungeon record, but also dealt an unparalleled team total damage.

Uncle Fat got a bunch of treasure chests and was so happy. He said that he had been playing games for so long, and it was the first time he had cleared the dungeon with the team. He also took a screenshot as a souvenir.

Invincible Under Heaven was curious: "How do you usually play?"

"Fight monsters, level up." The fat uncle said, "I just found out that there is a dungeon a few days ago, so I came here, but no one grouped me."

The World Invincible was really convinced, he established a guild, and before the team disbanded, he greeted: "You all can join my guild, so that you can form a team in the future."

The Raging Sea was the first to respond.

Ju Cilang was angry, and said to him privately: "Come out! If you want to join the guild, I'll build one!"

Lu Tao didn't take it seriously. He had already seen that Ju Cilang was just playing games for fun, and had no intention of running the guild at all. Otherwise, with his temper, why would he wait until now?

With a cigarette in his mouth, Lu Tao confidently brainwashed the RMB players. A few minutes later, Jucilang joined the guild.

The president is invincible in the world, Ju Cilang is not happy to see him.

There is only one position of vice president, and Invincible Under Heaven has given it to Nu Hai Kuang Tao, Ju Cilang is finally satisfied now.

The guild of Invincible Under Heaven is well managed, and in just a few days it has grown into the largest guild with the largest number of people.

So players go online every day, and they can always see the news that the vice president was killed by Ju Shilang in the guild log. Everyone is itching to avenge the vice president. strange.

Someone asked Ju Cilang why he killed the vice president, and Ju Cilang's reply was only a few words: "I don't like him."

"If it's not pleasing to the eye, why don't you take him to level up?"

"If you don't take him, why don't you take him?"

"Okay, then you take me?"

"get out!"

Nu Hai Kuang Tao said: "We have a very good relationship, fighting is normal, don't get me wrong."

Ju Cilang traded a high-level magic staff to the little follower, and said with contempt: "What a fart! Put it on quickly! It's time to level up!"

Except for this couple, the news of Invincible under Heaven being killed by Epee Wufeng also refreshes the screen every day. Players are delighted to see it. Being grown up is really soft and easy to push, everyone made an appointment to fight one after another, but in the end they were mobilized/taught by the president in turn.

As the income from the game keeps rising, Lu Tao has launched a special plan, intending to invite the players with the highest recharge amount to the company, and they will have a face-to-face communication with Wu Di as VIPs.

After sorting out the top-up data, Lu Tao was dumbfounded.

The one ranked first is the fat uncle of their guild!

Uncle Fat’s top-up amount is almost twice that of No.2. Lu Tao thought the data was wrong, so he typed back to check and checked again and again. He made everyone in the data department cry. He threw a file over and told him not to believe himself. check.

So Lu Tao handed over the task of checking the data to Chen Jianfeng.

Of course the data is fine. After checking it, Chen Jianfeng suddenly realized that Invincible was not on the list.

Strange, according to the recharge amount of the local tyrant, it should be ranked second and third!

So Chen Jianfeng called up Tianxia Wudi's file and checked it. It didn't matter if he checked it, he found that Tianxia Wudi's top-up amount was actually zero!

How can it be? !

Chen Jianfeng thought that there must be something wrong with the data, so he called back to the data department. The data department burst into tears, and re-fought the data all night, but it was still exactly the same.

"Brother Tao, is there something wrong with this data?" Chen Jianfeng said.

Lu Tao nodded: "I think so too. You see, the fat uncle who ranks first, he charged more than [-] just the day before yesterday. Where did the money go?"

"Oh, he bought something for us." Chen Jianfeng said, "Each of them sent a set of military uniforms for the guild uniforms!"

"Why didn't he buy it for me?!"

"Because you have it!"

"I..." Lu Tao looked sad and indignant, "Who said there is only one set of military uniforms!"

"Ah? Can I buy multiple sets? Can it be synthesized?"

"I can't put it in the closet! Wear one suit and look at the other!"

Chen Jianfeng: (⊙﹏⊙)b

Lu Tao turned around and left, planning to go to the game and ask the super rich local tycoon to give him one. Chen Jianfeng called him to stop, pointing to the list on the list and asked: "Brother Tao, look, why is there no Invincible?"

Because he is your big boss!

Lu Tao: "Maybe he doesn't charge much, or other people send money to him, so it's not counted as personal top-up!"

Chen Jianfeng went to the game and asked Invincible who was fighting monsters: "Daddy, are all your equipment gifts from friends?"

"What do you mean?"

"Others give you equipment, gemstones and so on."

"How is it possible!" Under Heaven invincible scorned, "I bought all these things on my body, so I need other people to support them?"

Lu Tao: "..." Emma, ​​the boss is about to reveal himself!

Chen Jianfeng wanted to ask again, but Lu Tao secretly switched on the power supply, and the screen went black.

While Chen Jianfeng was fiddling with the power supply, Lu Tao walked into Wu Di's office.

Chen Jianfeng finished it and went to the game: "Sorry, the power went out just now."

Invincible: "Yes."

"Daddy, you spent a lot of money on this outfit?" Chen Jianfeng always felt as if he had found some clues.

"No more!" said Invincible Under Heaven, "A friend bought it for me."

Chen Jianfeng: "..." Nima's painting style has changed too quickly, right? !

Lu Tao walked out of the office and glanced at the screen as he passed by Chen Jianfeng.

Epee Wufeng: "Which friend? Ask for an introduction!"

Wu Di was talking on the phone with his partner at this time, and he was not focused on the game. Seeing Liu Wei's question, he replied casually: "Lu Tao."

Chen Jianfeng: "!!!"

Lu Tao: "!!!"

Lu Tao patted Chen Jianfeng: "Don't worry about playing games, do your work first."

"Work done..."

"Liu Wei, give him yours."

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

After Wu Di chatted on the phone, he came back to his senses and felt that he seemed to have made a particularly serious mistake, so he quickly dragged up the dialog box, and their conversation had already disappeared without a trace.

Invincible under heaven: "What did you ask me just now?"

Epee Wufeng: "Which friend? Ask for an introduction!"

Invincible: "What did I answer?"

"……No."

"Oh, well, since you asked, I'll tell you the truth, it was actually given by my girlfriend."

Chen Jianfeng: "..." Blow!keep blowing!

The World Invincible continued to brag: "She is very rich and loves me very much, but during this period of time we quarreled, she didn't play the game."

Epee Wufeng: "Okay, I believe it."

The two continued to download the dungeon, and Epee Wufeng didn't ask anything, what to do, as if nothing happened.

Wu Di wiped his sweat and praised his wit. It was so dangerous that he almost fell into a trap!