Why is it always the boss who gets slapped in the face

Chapter 6 Don't sleep, wake up!

Liu Wei caught a cold, and his head drooped on Chen Jianfeng's shoulder during the meeting.

Chen Jianfeng had dark circles under his eyes and yawned again and again.

Chen Jianfeng played until three or four o'clock at night, and he got up to go to work not long after he lay down.

The big boss's home is more than two hours away from the company. After driving all the way, Wu Di fell asleep all the way, and now he is listening to the reports from various departments in high spirits.

Chen Jianfeng felt drowsy when he heard it, and fell asleep next to his best friend. After an unknown amount of time, someone shouted in his ear: "Hey! Don't sleep! Wake up!"

Chen Jianfeng and Liu Wei opened their eyes at the same time, and saw a group of people staring at them.

Lu Tao lowered his voice: "The boss is calling you."

"Ah! Yes! Yes!" Chen Jianfeng stood up with a saliva.

Crowd: "..."

Lu Tao gestured wildly: It's not you!

Chen Jianfeng: "???"

Chen Jianfeng looked at Wu Di blankly.

Wu Di looked away expressionlessly.

Lu Tao said: "Liu Wei, it's your turn to report, go up."

Liu Wei came to the stage sickly and sneezed. Halfway through the report, the sneezes from the audience rose and fell. Wu Di, who was sitting next to him, rubbed his nose and felt that he was about to be infected.

After the meeting, Liu Wei held a stack of documents and prepared to work. This meeting adjusted a lot of details for the game mall. Liu Wei had to sort out and follow up one by one. He was too busy to eat. Chen Jianfeng bought white porridge and boasted Cooled and handed it to his lips.

After the porridge was half-fed, Wu Di walked out of the office.

Seeing that Liu Wei's expression was not right, Wu Di stepped forward and asked with concern, "Are you sick?"

Liu Wei sneezed appropriately.

Wu Di touched Liu Wei's forehead.

"You have a fever, go back and rest, Xiao Chen, help him with his work." After Wu Di explained, he waved to Lu Tao, "Come here."

With a bitter face, Lu Tao followed the big boss into the office.

Chen Jianfeng took over Liu Wei's job, and Liu Wei tidied up his things in a daze, his hands and feet were weak, as if he couldn't stand still.Chen Jianfeng lived nearby, so he helped Liu Wei go home and waited for Liu Wei to take his medicine. After he fell asleep, Chen Jianfeng went back to work.

Chen Jianfeng didn't play games all afternoon, he worked hard, and finally finished the work before leaving get off work.

Wu Di took them to practice, and Chen Jianfeng was appointed as the training coach. The two masters teamed up and tortured everyone to death. Lu Tao was the first to lose and sat under a tree to rest, sweating profusely.

Lu Tao was very thirsty, but he forgot to bring water and left his wallet in the office. He fumbled in his pocket and found a fifty-cent coin.

Someone handed over a bottle of water, Lu Tao took it, turned around and said, "Thank you..."

Wearing a jersey and sweating profusely, Yue Minglang was staring at him coldly.

Yue Minglang: "Drink it, it's not poisonous."

not this question ok...

"Thanks." Lu Tao unscrewed the cap, raised his head and poured it into his nose.

Yue Minglang: "Hey, don't be nervous, I won't eat you again."

Lu Tao was out of breath from coughing, Yue Minglang stroked his back and leaned into his ear: "I heard that your name is Lu Tao? Are you the director of the planning team?"

"……Yes."

"Director Lu, the games you make are good. Are you interested in coming to our company?"

"Mr. Yue has won the prize." Lu Tao changed the topic, "Mr. Yue is also playing, right?

"Play." You have cheated me a lot of money!

As soon as he mentioned this, he became angry, and Yue Minglang stared at Lu Tao, as if he wanted to eat him.

Lu Tao rubbed his nose: "Well...Mr. Yue must be very good, what kind of profession is he playing?"

Yue Minglang raised his hand to wipe away the mud marks on Lu Tao's nose, a smile appeared on his lips: "Assassin."

Lu Tao: "..."

Someone shouted over there: "Lu Tao, don't be lazy, it's time for you to play!"

Lu Tao: "...I'm going to practice."

"Let's go." Yue Minglang watched him leave.

Until the end of the ball practice, Lu Tao still felt that murderous sight followed him everywhere.

Illusion, it must be an illusion!

Lu Tao patted his face to wake himself up and stop thinking about it.

A casual glance met Yue Minglang's gaze.

Lu Tao: "..." What kind of enmity do I have with you? ? ?

Wu Di was covered in sweat, and a mosquito hit his face. Wu Di scratched his face and left black five-fingerprints.

"Everyone is making rapid progress. After a few more days of practice, we will be able to run into the team competition." Wu Di said, "There is nothing to do today, let's go back and rest early."

Everyone snickered and left the venue, Wu Di was about to buy water with his palm print on his face, but Chen Jianfeng called to stop him.

"Mr. Wu, go take a shower at my place." Chen Jianfeng said.

"I haven't changed my clothes after washing."

"Yes, that suit should be dry."

"Ah! That's right!" Wu Di finally remembered.

Chen Jianfeng bought some vegetables, packed a bowl of porridge, and took Wu Di home.

When the door was opened, Liu Wei just came out of the room.

"Are you awake? I bought you porridge." Chen Jianfeng smiled.

Seeing the boss coming in, Liu Wei immediately said, "Mr. Wu."

"Take a good rest." Wu Di said.

Chen Jianfeng put down the porridge and touched Liu Wei's forehead. The cold medicine really worked, and Liu Wei's fever began to subside.

"Go take a bath, and go to bed after eating the porridge." Chen Jianfeng found clothes for him, "Wear mine."

"Okay." Liu Wei took the clothes and went to take a bath in a daze.

Chen Jianfeng was sticky all over, he took off his clothes, washed his hands, and made a cup of tea for Wu Di.

Wu Di pouted toward the bathroom door: "He lives here?"

"No, come to sleep temporarily, his home is too far away."

When Wu Di finished drinking a cup of tea, Liu Wei came out wearing Chen Jianfeng's pajamas.

Liu Wei finished his porridge and went to his room to sleep.

Chen Jianfeng was washing rice and cooking, Wu Di said, "I'll wash the vegetables for you."

Chen Jianfeng didn't dare to ask the boss to wash the vegetables, so he hurriedly sent him to take a bath. After Wu Di took a bath, he came out smelling like lemons. He secretly sniffed the clothes, it smelled so good!

"Mr. Wu, stay for dinner tonight, I cooked yours." Chen Jianfeng turned his head, just in time to see Wu Di sniffing his sleeve.

Chen Jianfeng knew that the boss liked the taste, so he proudly said: "It's Liby!"

Wu Di wrinkled his nose: "It's Li Bai again?"

"Yes." Boss, can you be more honest...

Wu Di covered his nose and suppressed the sneeze.

Chen Jianfeng cooked the rice, washed the dishes, took the clothes to take a shower, and when he came out, he saw the big boss cooking.

A blazing fire emerged from the pot, and Wu Di picked up the pot and tossed it up and down. The pot was full of gas, and the fried vegetables were extremely fragrant.

Wu Di seemed to be addicted to the game. After frying a few dishes, he started frying eggs again. Such a simple thing as frying eggs was still in the pot. He tossed the fried eggs vigorously. He turned his head and found Chen Jianfeng leaning against the door.

Chen Jianfeng hadn't seen enough, seeing him stunned, he urged: "Not bad! Go on, go on!"

Wu Di snorted, and threw the egg onto the window sill with a look on his face that you thought the boss was going to show off.

"Pfft, I didn't see anything!" Chen Jianfeng covered his eyes.

Wu Di: "..."

For dinner, there were three dishes and one soup. The dishes cooked by Wu Di were so delicious that Chen Jianfeng couldn't stop eating.

Liu Wei smelled the aroma, woke up hungry, and went out to eat dizzily.

"Hold the chopsticks!" Chen Jianfeng said.

"No spoon?"

"This habit has to be changed!"

Chen Jianfeng put some vegetables into his bowl and said, "Boss Wu made it, try it."

Liu Wei was very surprised that the big boss cooked the dishes himself. After tasting every dish, when he picked up the fried egg, Liu Wei felt that the style of the fried egg was a bit familiar. Why did it look like it was made by a girlfriend?

Chen Jianfeng admitted: "I fried the eggs."

Liu Wei chewed the fried egg, and commented in a rambling manner: "It still tastes the same! But, with your brute force, thank God that you didn't throw the fried egg on the window sill!"

Chen Jianfeng: "Ahem!"

Wu Di: "..."

Liu Wei: "???"

After dinner, Liu Wei went into the room and continued to sleep. In the game, he had double experience from nine to ten in the evening, and Chen Jianfeng hung up the game.

When Wu Di was leaving, he happened to see Chen Jianfeng controlling Weiwei's little sweetheart to run into the field. After setting it up, he switched to the perspective of Epee Wufeng.

"Help him hang up?" Wu Di said, "Isn't it better to have more experience in dungeons?"

"My computer is too old, it's okay to open one, but I have to hang up the dual ones." Chen Jianfeng said helplessly.

Chen Jianfeng settled the role and got up to see Wu Di off.

Wu Di said: "There's no need to send it off, you're so close, it's only a few steps for me to go back to the company?"

Chen Jianfeng: "Yes."

Chen Jianfeng sent Wu Di downstairs and opened the anti-theft door. Wu Di asked him, "Liu Wei sleeps in your bed, where do you sleep?"

"Sleep with him." Chen Jianfeng said.

Wu Di looked at him suspiciously.

Chen Jianfeng said with a smile: "I played with him since childhood, and he often came to sleep at my house when we were in school."

Speaking of it is also fate, Chen Jianfeng and Liu Wei have been at the same table from junior high school to high school, and have been in the same university for three years. After graduation, they both applied to Wu Di's company by coincidence.

When he was in school, Liu Wei often went to Chen Jianfeng's house to review, and stayed overnight when he was tired. Chen Jianfeng was old, and he called himself an elder brother, and took care of Liu Wei as a younger brother.

Wu Di smiled and said, "Your bed is too small, so you're not afraid of squeezing him?"

"Hmm...that's right."

"You might as well sleep on the sofa." Wu Di said.

Chen Jianfeng felt that what the big boss said made sense, so he moved the quilt to the sofa to make a nest. Before going to bed, Chen Jianfeng planned to play a round of games first.

He opened his friends list, and found that Invincible was not online, and Chen Jianfeng was absent-mindedly fighting wild monsters.

There is a female priest named Lulujiang, who is private and sweetheart Weiwei.

Lulu sauce: "Hello~~~little~~sweet~~heart~~~~~"

Chen Jianfeng typed: "No~~it's~~myself~~oh~~~~~~"

Lulu sauce: "Ah...then who are you?"

Chen Jianfeng typed something else, deleted it immediately, and typed: "It's a girlfriend."

Emma, ​​Chen Jianfeng corrected: "She."

Lulujiang: "Hey, I was thinking of asking Sweetheart to write the book together, what's wrong with Sweetheart?"

"I'm sick and I'm asleep."

"What's wrong? Is it serious?"

"I'm fine, just a cold and a fever."

Lulu sauce replied with the word oh, and there was no more news.

Chen Jianfeng really wants to play a dungeon, but double-open special cards, unless there is a particularly tough teammate to bring him.

For example, the big local tyrant is invincible.

The big local tyrant sent a message: "Where is it?"

Chen Jianfeng: "..."

Chen Jianfeng was so depressed that he couldn't set up a stall in the field. He opened his backpack and found that he forgot to bring back the city scroll.

Hey, forget it, I won't cheat you today!

Epee Wufeng: "It's in the wild!"

Invincible in the world: "Let's go, brush up the dungeon."

"I'm so good at cards, I'm afraid I won't be able to beat them."

"I'll take you, what are you afraid of?"

"Okay!" Epee Wufeng agreed.

The World Invincible struggled for a while, and asked him, "Do you have enough money to repair equipment?"

not enough!Must not be enough! ! !

"Not enough." Chen Jianfeng typed, "There are still a few copper coins left, so poor!"

The World Invincible sent a coordinate and called him over.

For some reason, Chen Jianfeng always felt that the local tyrant tonight was so gentle.

The World Invincible was waiting for him at the gate of the dungeon, traded several hundred gold coins, and sent him to repair the equipment.

Invincible: "Password 123."

Epee Wufeng and Weiwei Sweetheart joined the team.

Chen Jianfeng happened to be on the role of Weiwei's little sweetheart at this time, and explained: "I'm dual-activating, and I'm stuck."

Of course Wu Di knew that Chen Jianfeng was driving Liu Wei's epee Wufeng.

... Hey, wait!

Chen Jianfeng... Epee No Front...

Is it a coincidence that the names are similar?

Wu Di fell into deep thought, and after a while, he came to a conclusion.

Liu Wei really deserves to be Chen Jianfeng's childhood friend!Wu Di secretly sighed in his heart, even the names are so similar!

Liu Wei: "Hah! Hah! Hah!!!"

Chen Jianfeng tucked in the quilt for his best friend, and then went back to the computer, the screen had switched to the copy,

Invincible in the world: "You add blood to me."

"That……"

"Epee Wufeng's number is enough to sit at the door." Tianxia Wudi said.

Chen Jianfeng typed: "OK."

Anyway, the priest doesn't need to kill monsters, just add blood, which is convenient and easy.

Chen Jianfeng arranged his account, manipulated Weiwei's little sweetheart to keep up, and cooperated with the world's invincible all the way to break through the level. The big local tyrant attacked the high defense, and chopped monsters in the monster pile like chopping vegetables. The two pushed down the last boss like a bamboo shoot. Less than 10 minutes had passed.

Three out of the book, and then into.

System messages followed one after another, all of which were the latest records of the trio's customs clearance dungeon.

Lulujiang sent a message: "My God, you broke the record~~~~~~~~(>_<)~~~!!!"

Chen Jianfeng blushed back.

Lulujiang: "Is there anyone else in the team? Take me too?"

Chen Jianfeng sent her coordinates and told her to come over.

With the addition of Lulujiang, there are two priests in the team.

Chen Jianfeng switched to the epee Wufeng and said, "Lulu, give us more blood."

"Okay~~~~~" Lulu sauce was very happy.

Lulujiang is also a RMB player, and her equipment is several levels higher than that of Little Sweetheart. Little Sweetheart needs to refill her blood twice, but Lulujiang only needs to refill it once to be full.

In other words, Lulu sauce is a super big nurse.

What's even more frightening is that she is not only a super nanny, but also a violent nanny. She mainly attacks and critical strikes. She has a high attack and a thick blood volume. She is simply a fighter among priests!

Chen Jianfeng looked at her equipment and gasped.

"You usually play with Little Sweetheart?" Chen Jianfeng started talking to her.

"Yeah, we usually form a team." Lulu threw a holy light bomb, and the little monster sprayed out a big crit on his forehead, and died.

Epee Wufeng: "...you are so powerful."

Luluchan sent a shy expression: "I'm not very good at playing, she has been teaching me, we are still a master-student relationship."

Epee Wufeng: "You fight monsters, and my little sweetheart will give you blood?"

Lulu sauce: "Mmm!"

The World Invincible pulled a bunch of monsters back and shouted: "Ja Jia Jia!!"

Epee Wufeng rushed forward and ran halfway, only to see a holy light descending from the sky, Lulu sauce casually threw a group attack magic, and a group of monsters lost most of their blood.

Epee Wufeng: "..."

Invincible:"……"

Lulu sauce dutifully added blood to the two of them, and took time to lose the group attack while adding back.

Under the crushing of three violent tanks, they once again created a dungeon record.

When Ju Cilang saw the pop-up system message, he was taken aback for a moment.

3 minutes? !

Cleared the most advanced copy in 3 minutes? !

"Oh, it's too strong!" Lu Tao was so excited that he slapped his thigh. As soon as the boss made a move, he knew if there was any. This record is estimated to be surpassed by no one in the short term!

After a while, another system message popped up, saying that Invincible and the others broke the record again, surpassing themselves.

Ju Cilang seemed to be in a bad mood, and said angrily: "What are you in a daze for, hit me!"

The two fought monsters together and passed the level smoothly, and Ju Cilang took him to practice leveling.

Lu Tao spent the whole night with him last night, but now his eyelids are fighting and he can't hold it anymore.He really couldn't figure out where this renminbi player got so much energy.

Nu Hai Kuang Tao asked: "Don't you have to go to work?"

"want."

"are not you tired?"

"Not tired."

"But I'm so tired, I don't want to play anymore." Nu Hai Kuang Tao coolly dropped a sentence, turned around and left, and was instantly killed by Ju Cilang on the spot.

Ju Cilang: "Don't leave! Sit on the side and watch me beat you!"

Lu Tao wouldn't watch him play, he revived on the spot, placed the character under a tree, turned off the monitor, fell asleep on the table.His work is not finished yet, and he has to rush to work tonight. Lu Tao woke up after half an hour of sleep. He turned on the monitor and planned to quit the game. As for how the RMB player lost his temper, he didn't bother to care about it.

The display screen was lit up, and Nu Hai Kuang Tao and Ju Ci Lang were sitting side by side under the big tree, the sun shining through the branches, shedding bits and pieces of light.

The Raging Sea Kuangtao yelled a few times, but Ju Cilang didn't respond.

The breeze blew up their clothes, the grass was fragrant, the birds were singing, and the flowers were fragrant. Lu Tao felt that the picture was so beautiful, so he adjusted the angle and took a screenshot.

"Why?" Ju Cilang suddenly put on an angry expression, "Where did you go? You just came back now? Is it itchy?!"

Didn't you just come back? !You are itchy! !Fu Hai Kuang Tao said: "I'm going down."

"sleep?"

"……Um."

Jucilang stood up and issued a trade request.

Raging Sea and Raging Waves accepted.

There are several more processing materials in the trading box.

"It's a blast to fight monsters." Yue Minglang rubbed his eyes and typed, "It just so happens that you can use it."

Raging sea and raging waves: "There is no return."

Ju Cilang: "Promise me with your body."

Raging sea and raging waves: "..."

Ju Cilang: "Get off, go to bed early."

Jucilang's figure flashed, and he went offline.

Yue Minglang closed the game, called up his office documents, worked for a while, and found a screenshot of the game.

Sitting under the big tree with his little follower, the sun was shining warmly on his body, and the petals were flying, as beautiful as a painting.

"Tch, the scene is quite exquisite." Yue Minglang snorted disdainfully, and set the screenshot as the desktop background casually.

Lulu sauce added friends with them and went offline.

Chen Jianfeng had a great time, but he had to go to work tomorrow and had to sleep.

Chen Jianfeng switched to the role of Weiwei's little sweetheart, and said, "I'm off, I have to go to work tomorrow morning."

Weiwei's Sweetheart went offline, and Chen Jianfeng switched to Epee Wufeng.

"Don't go, let's go to the arena to play a game?" Under Heaven called him to stop, "Just use the epee!"

When the two entered the room, Wu Di made another mistake: "Do you want me to strike you a few times?"

"You're welcome." Chen Jianfeng trembled, he felt that Tianxia Wudi was too gentle and polite today, it seemed like a different person!

Epee Wufeng: "That... the one in front of the computer is still invincible?"

Invincible in the world: "Of course! Just let the horse come here! Don't give me face!"

Chen Jianfeng: "..." Why are those words so familiar?

Wu Di was laughing in front of the computer, Chen Jianfeng didn't know that he was Invincible, but Wu Di knew that Weiwei's sweetheart was Chen Jianfeng!

He was defeated by Chen Jianfeng last time, but this time, Wu Di has experienced the baptism of Liu Wei and learned a lot of skills secretly. He is confident that he can definitely win the round!

Chen Jianfeng is used to being a priest, but will he be able to use a swordsman?

Wu Di is looking forward to it.

Chen Jianfeng lived up to the big boss's expectations. He stole a lot of skills from Ju Cilang. The movements of pinching Tian Wudi to take medicine were frequently interrupted, coupled with sweeping legs and knee bumps, he tortured Tian Tian Wudi so badly that he couldn't climb up. get up.

"Da Da, you are so powerful." Epee Wufeng won several rounds in a row and sighed, "I almost died."

The World Invincible lay on the ground in a mess, and bubbled up words: "It's late at night, go to bed early."

"Well, you should go to bed early too." After Chen Jianfeng finished typing, he found that Tianxia Wudi was offline.

Wu Di turned off the computer and lay down on the sofa.

His eyes were red and he couldn't sleep all night.