National Treasure Striker [Football]

When Julian spoke, he moved with the cigarette in his mouth, and inadvertently drew a circle around Vermaelen's ear.

The vice-captain of Arsenal was stiff all over, unable to speak a word.

Chamberlain watched in bewilderment as the two of them got together and bit their ears for a while, and the deputy team, who had a normal face just now, suddenly flushed.

After finishing the skin, Julian withdrew and left, with a gesture of denial by lifting his pants: "Let's go, let's go to the boss together."

Vermaelen walked forward with the same hands and feet. He couldn't remember how old he was when he couldn't walk well the last time.

Ask if you don’t understand, Chamberlain is very straightforward: “What did you just say?”

Julian walked leisurely behind Vermaelen: "I told him that I want to teach you two to dance tango together."

Chamberlain didn't realize it, he wanted to teach them how to get started, but what's the problem?

Julian kindly reminded: "Tango is a pas de deux."

Chamberlain, who only realized something was wrong after walking a long way: ? ? ?

Fuck?Julian means he dances with the lieutenant?Then who dances the women's step? !

Julian's mood became very good, and he patted Chamberlain on the shoulder.

For the sake of the fact that you once identified players for your eldest brother, your eldest brother will still teach you very seriously.

Vermaelen & Chamberlain: "..."

They walked quietly like chickens, which brought out the difference of Julian, who was very comfortable with a cigarette in his mouth.

It stands to reason that they should be very miserable, after all, they have to go to the principal (cross out) coach’s office to stay and write a review, but for some reason, the young teammate is smoking a cigarette, as if they were a different person. Seeing this, he doesn’t feel panic at all .

This feeling of being backed by a big brother, um... a bit sweet (?).

... If the other party didn't want to teach them how to dance women's steps.

When they arrived at their destination, Wenger first asked Julian to sit down, leaving only two people who made a lot of mistakes standing there to preach.

Julian got the old man's permission, took an apple and gnawed on it.

Educate people with a set of Wenger: #￥%&%￥#&...

Two people who are educated: QAQ

Julian who gnaws an apple: Kacha Kacha~

After 10 minutes, the two people who had been educated obediently took the paper and pen, and handed Julian a paper by the way, and began to write the review.

In the office, Mr. Wenger was sitting there wearing glasses and preparing to line up for the match against Manchester United, and the three of them were looking at the blank paper for luck.

Vermaelen and Chamberlain soon started writing, while Julian was still dazed with the leftover apple core in his mouth.

It would be easier to write with someone else, and Julian began to glance around dishonestly.

Then he got caught, and finally had to grit his teeth and hold back 300 words with bad spelling.

In order to make up the number of words, the motive of him running to shoot the goal, he explained how the other two teammates helped to watch the goal, what kind of dance he danced after scoring the goal, and how many moves... all of them were wordy, and finally came I said, sorry boss, I was wrong.

There are a few more words than 300, tsk tsk, what an excellent narrative composition, if you ignore the "review letter" in the title and a bunch of spelling mistakes.

Before handing it in, he looked at the other two people's, didn't look carefully, just took a rough look, and found that they were similar, basically bragging about Julian's god save from the beginning to the end, and then began to say pitifully that he was wrong, My own brain twitched, and the efforts of my teammates were in vain.

Very good, the boss wants to read three excellent articles praising him for his handsomeness, so it is worthwhile for him to come over to drink tea and use the air conditioner at night.

Wenger put away their review, and after glancing at it for a while, his expression froze: Is this really a review?

This is reviewing yourself/teammates for being too handsome, handsome beyond the sky, and can be even more handsome, right?

He looked up at the three people, with the right expression on his face, the right attitude, and the right amount of guilt.

"..." The old man was silent and took a red pen to draw the red circles in Julian's paper.

In the end, Wenger expressed with a face full of "unqualified, to rewrite" that it was ok, and let the three of them take it easy next time.

The three of them forced their way through, and Wenger waved his hand to let the other two go back first, leaving Julian behind, and then directly showed Julian the draft of the tactics he had planned, and asked him whether he should rest or start the next game.

Julian is still young and cannot be over-developed. Proper rest is necessary.

Ordinary players will certainly not refuse the opportunity to start, especially the goalkeeper. Starting is equivalent to playing the whole game. Wenger thought that Julian would not refuse. Unexpectedly, the young man not only said that he would sit and enjoy the game of Manchester United, but also said that he was defeated by Suarez. The bite wound is not healed, I don't want to toss.

Mentioning Suarez, Wenger immediately remembered the complaint to the FA. He was also unambiguous. After letting Julian leave, he sent another document urging the judgment.

Next season, Arsenal will definitely sell out goalkeepers, and as for who will be left as the main goalkeeper training, the old man probably has a good idea.

The current Arsenal is really famous. The entire Premier League knows that Arsenal has a goalkeeper with a magical style.

Julian, who came back from the coach's office, took a look on Twitter, found the private message of the big brother before, and was going to pack and sign the jersey for him and send it out.Then he found a bunch of people discussing his 1V1 action with Suarez in front of the goal, and he seemed to have been given a famous name, what is called "Fei Shi transfer".

Julian thought about it, and he posted a video.

The video was recorded with the help of teammates. Julian and several Arsenal teammates performed the cat-like action together. There is no doubt that they were all defeated by Julian's nimble feet-they couldn't grab the ball at all. .

Julian stepped on the ball and moved it on the spot, and the other Arsenal players grabbed it one by one. The spirit is commendable, but the result is touching.

In the end, the whole Arsenal team didn't believe in evil, and they all went up and tried.Facts have proved that it's not that Suarez can't do it, but that Julian is too awesome.The stats speak for themselves, a few guys can touch his ball, but many more can't.

How fast can Julian's reaction to the ball be?You can imagine those gamblers holding a pile of cards, clattering a bunch of gaudy tricks, so fast that your naked eyes can't keep up, and you can't find where the hidden card is stuffed. .

Likewise, you see it and you hit it, but that's useless, Julian just does it, it's so fancy that you can't guess where his ball is going to go.

It's not something ordinary people can figure out. It's a technical job, and it's really hard to do without a bit of IQ.

Originally, Julian wanted to express that he really didn't deliberately tease Suarez, nor did he provoke Liverpool, he just had this trick, and he did it in slow motion for everyone to see, free to watch, free to learn, and no money.

As a result, something went wrong when the video was posted. Many fans took their good friends to learn together. Many Premier League goalkeepers such as De Gea quietly tried to hide from the coaching team and Rooney during training.

It doesn't matter if you do it once or twice, if there are too many, it will be easy to be discovered. They secretly learned this gaudy move, and Ferguson saw it.

Several people were scolded by Ferguson, and Sir Ferguson, known as the "hair dryer", blew the entire team's hairline back by two centimeters.

The Manchester United players listened to their boss strongly condemning Arsenal's young goalkeeper.

They belatedly remembered - ah, it seems that the game against Arsenal is coming soon, isn't it?

When De Gea and Rooney went back, they murmured quietly: "The boss is so angry when he sees us doing this. If he wants to see the Lord with his own eyes, what expression will he have?"

"Who knows? But that guy named Felix is ​​really awesome, but is the Ferguson's reaction too big?"

Immediately, a teammate reminded them: "Boss, this reaction is normal! The Manchester City goalkeeper next door is, yes, Joe Hart. When he played against Wolves in the league, he might feel that the opponent is not strong. He may learn from Arsenal's No. 88." , I also wanted to use my feet to clear the siege, just that...'Fei Shi transfer', and it was scored by someone!"

"He is the real own goal!"

No, Julian's forced own goal made all the female fans in England feel distressed, and Joe Hart's own goal... What the hell is it that makes people want to scold!

Several Manchester United players suddenly looked horrified: Fuck, did you fall so quickly?

Rooney made a confused face: Hart, be more sober, Hart, you are now part of the England national team!

Think again about Hart who was kicked once and whipped to today's corpse!

It seems that Hart's two misfortunes are all related to that number 88!

Everyone looked at each other and reached a consensus:

As an advocate of fast-falling football... Arsenal's number 88 is indeed poisonous!

Tomorrow, the Red Devils will go to the meeting in person. The legendary Arsenal is different from the team they defeated 2-8!

"Speaking of which, the No. 88 is really a bit perverted. Have you ever seen a goalkeeper who has never used his hands to guard the goal? The key point is that he is really tough and can do splits. I read newspapers and said that he has eight legs." Many Manchester United players Whispering there, Rooney felt that it was nothing after hearing it. Like Suarez, he felt that the previous strikers didn't score because they were unlucky or really not strong enough.

Lu Xiaopang has a kind of honey self-confidence-if it is Manchester United, he will surely score!

He Wayne Rooney is not very good at the national team, but the club is a very powerful figure!

Of course, it's useless to say anything now. It's not certain whether Arsenal's No. 88 will start the next game.

Speaking of which, why did Wenger let him start the game against Liverpool?

He performed like that in the first game, I really don't know if he will be seen again in the near future.

However, Arsenal has not had a permanent main goalkeeper for a long time, and it may not necessarily be that their Arsenal's current goalkeeper adopts a rotation system.

From the players' point of view, the splits and the like are still playing tricks after all. What really shocked them was——

While talking, I still have to go back to "the goalkeeper goals".

"Bro, did you watch the replay of the Arsenal-Liverpool game two days ago?"

"I read it, and I got the meaning of the word 'goal striker'."

"Have you watched it? Didn't Sir Sir expressly prohibit us from watching it?"

"Hahaha boss, that's aimed at David." Smalling, who was speaking, hooked shoulders with their team's main goalkeeper De Gea, winked their eyes, and looked like "you understand, brother".

De Gea: "..."

Does he dare? He, the Arsenal goalkeeper next door dared to run to score a goal, it was because of the gentleness of their coach Arsene Wenger (?), Damn it, you dare to play wild under Ferguson's nose?Tired of living crooked?

No, I think the hairline is too far forward!

Similar conversations are being said by Real Madrid as far away as La Liga.

As soon as Ozil entered the locker room door in the morning, he saw his good friend Ramos molesting their goalkeeper Casillas.

Ramos whispered: "Igor, have you read the newspaper? The news about Arsenal."

St. Cassie gave him a sideways glance, and had already seen his little thoughts.

The defender and the goalkeeper are good friends. They always understand each other and have a good heart.

Ramos is not afraid of being beaten at all: "Hey, Igor, have you watched that video? The one about Feishi transfer, I and No. 88 exchanged each other, and I watched that video yesterday. I think you can consider it during training." try."

The captain of Real Madrid said in a sinister voice, "Oh? Let me try. Are you here to guard the goal?"

"Ow!!"

Casey finished cleaning up Ramos without acknowledging that he, too, had watched the video.

Not only did he watch the video, he also watched replays of several saves from the game.Especially the own goal that Julian scored three times in a row, he watched it many times.

Arsenal's number 88 is very powerful.This is Cassie's impression of him. People in different positions always see different points of focus. Defenders like Ramos like to focus on the goalkeeper's goals, and strikers like to focus on keeping their feet. Goalkeepers like Cassie I like to pay attention to his detailed goalkeeping methods.

Ozil silently opened the closet to change clothes, and then listened to a few Real Madrid teammates discussing there.

Marcelo was full of longing: "Damn, I watched the highlights, Arsenal's No. 88 goal was indeed wonderful, but I also noticed the expression of their defender—"

Pepe put the towel on his shoulders: "Marcelo, what do you want to express?"

Marcelo said: "They are too new to the world, and they are so scared. If it were me, I would follow No. 88 all the way to see if I can help make up the knife..."

Marcelo spoke more and more quickly, not noticing the sudden change in the expressions of his teammates.

He also looked at Ozil wonderingly: "What's the matter with you, Mesut? Why do you have such an expression?"

A cough interrupted him.

"Cough cough."

Damn, this atmosphere is wrong.

As soon as Marcelo turned his head, what the hell, Mr. First First First First! ! !

Real Madrid coach Mourinho stood at the door, crossed his arms, and looked at him with an expression that could scare a crying child.

Everyone: "..."

Then the whole team was fined to run three extra laps around the field.

It seems that the coaches have the same attitude towards the Arsenal No. 88.

A group of people ran without image, expressing dissatisfaction with helping Marcelo take the blame.

Pepe chatted with his national team partner Ronaldo while running: "Cris, it is said that the No. 88 blocked two games with his feet, and neither Lewandowski nor Suarez was courting him. The end They played as if they were playing against your old club Manchester United. Tsk tsk, expect him to continue to keep his feet in goal."

The president's face was full of indifference: "How can a goalkeeper keep a clean sheet without using his hands? Maybe he can do it against Rooney. If the opponent is me... I will teach him how to keep the goal instead of their coach."

The big brother of the team, Ronaldo, turned his head and saw Ozil running silently on the other side. He remembered something and teased him again: "Hey, Mesut who knows my running position best, teach me next time. How about that number 88 playing?"

The little daughter-in-law stared at him with a very tangled expression on her face, as if she wanted to refuse, but she was very moved.

Pepe was on the side, hahahaha: "Cris, stop teasing him, I'm afraid that Mesut will be taught how to line up the wall by that No. 88 hahahaha!"

Ozil: "..."

Everyone: Damn it!Pepe, you are cruel enough!

Kaka was also listening to their chat. He shook his head when he heard Ronaldo's invitation. Since his meniscus injury recurred after the World Cup in South Africa, he hasn't played in a game for a long time. Now he is replaced by Mourinho. Ozil as a substitute.

But Kaka didn't have too many grudges because of this, and those who can play football will live there.Kaka believes in God. He believes that God will bless him, just like when he was almost paralyzed when he was a child, God will bless his believers and let him return to the court.

Ozil smiled and pushed away Pepe, who was still trying to tease him, and fell into his own little thoughts when he turned his head.

It turned out that the first time he saw Julian's face in the newspaper, he felt familiar. Now, the more he looked at it, the more he felt that he had seen that number 88 somewhere.

... When exactly?