National Treasure Striker [Football]

When Gerrard left, he was still wondering why Van Persie was so cold?

Then he heard the Arsenal captain behind him ask their keeper: "Julian."

"Ok?"

"What is my name?"

"Captain, why are you asking this? We both know each other so well..."

Julian said something intermittently later, but Gerald didn't hear it, and heard a few seconds later, a sudden loud cry: "Aw!"

Gerald: ? ? ?

When he turned his head, he saw the Arsenal captain put his shoulders on Julian's stomach, picked up their little goalkeeper, strode to their own penalty area, and then swung him to the goal without any politeness.

The two of them muttered something there again, Van Persie reached out and rubbed his stomach, then stood up.

Van Persie walked back after doing these things, passed by Gerrard, and glanced at him: "Aren't you leaving? No kick-off?"

Gerald: "..."

I really don't understand your Arsenal very well.

He even felt sorry for Julian, and he didn't agree with Van Persie's actions. He thought that he had let Torres jump on him to celebrate, and he was holding or carrying them. Why was the Arsenal captain so rude, and he just carried them?

Excellent and good-looking, you Arsenal are willing to?

#Don’t cherish it well, let’s just say, we Liverpool can take over!

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Gerrard went back to kick off, but time was running out, and Liverpool had to accept the defeat with regret.

The final score of the game was 3-1. Arsenal took the perfect three points at home. In the standings, they have already climbed to the fifth position, just one point away from the fourth city rival Tottenham.

The current top five standings are: Manchester City, Manchester United, Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal.

The commentary is no big deal to watch the excitement: "Who would have thought that Arsenal, which was almost tied with the relegation team at the beginning of the season, would return to the track we are all familiar with during the season!"

What is Arsenal's familiar trajectory?Fight for four!

Look, isn't this going to be another four?

They performed eye-catching all the way on the road to the fourth, and have never been surpassed!

Only one point away from Tottenham!

Tottenham's opponent in the next league game is Chelsea, the youngest. Chelsea this season is really not particularly strong. The reason for keeping the top three is because the two London neighboring counties have not performed well. If Tottenham can overthrow Chelsea in the next game , even if Arsenal can win their next opponent, they will still lose in the fourth round!

Many melon-eating fans saw that Tottenham were in fourth place, and they quickly fell-what happened to you moving your position to let Arsenal occupy the fourth position.

So, who is Arsenal's next opponent?

It is the second in the standings-Manchester United.

Arsenal fans are confident: They are the man who reversed the league's first Manchester City 4-3, and the second Manchester United. Even if Arsenal were bloodbathed 8-2 at the beginning of the season, so what?

The enthusiasm for revenge in the hearts of Arsenal fans is unprecedentedly high. At this time the day after tomorrow, Manchester United will come to their Emirates Stadium to play... no, play a game!

Brothers, can we be cowardly?Must not!

In the day after tomorrow, who is better than whom, not necessarily!

Don't look at Manchester United's ability to bully and bully Arsenal before. They seem to be very capable. They have not gone very smoothly in the Champions League this season.Different from Arsenal, who are now firmly sitting at the top of the group stage, Manchester United, let alone the top spot, is not stable in the second position. They are on the verge of playing in the Europa League.

The UEFA Europa League is an international competition one level lower than the UEFA Champions League. Its members are composed of the last two in the UEFA Champions League group stage.There are four teams in the UEFA Champions League group stage, that is to say, the teams ranked first and second in the UEFA Champions League group stage can advance to the top [-] of the UEFA Champions League, and the third and fourth teams will go to the Europa League.

So will Ferguson focus on the Champions League?Or give up the Champions League and focus on the Premier League?

It seems that he will choose the Premier League. After all, in the Premier League standings, they bite the top Manchester City very tightly.

But Arsenal fans are very angry now. Their self-confidence is high, and their own goals can't affect their mood. They even discussed whether to bring a stereo to the stadium——

Speaking of their goalkeeper before, the guy with the number 88 danced really well!It's a pity that there was no BGM accompaniment at that time!

If he plays in the next game, they will definitely support him in more unique ways!

In the post-match scoring of this game, the highest score in the game was Arsenal's 18-year-old goalkeeper.

Now Wenger can't find a reason not to take him. Of course, he can just take Van Persie, but Mr. Wenger wants to exercise Julian's ability to open his eyes and tell lies to the media, so he still takes him. .

Generally, only one person is brought to the press conference, but the captain of Arsenal insisted on going, so they became a threesome.

So the style of the press conference became like this:

Reporter: "May I ask the Liverpool coach, what do you think of the team's forward Suarez being sent off in the first half?"

The Liverpool coach said: "I have no objection to the referee's decision, but I think several Arsenal players are suspected of exaggerating the consequences."

The person involved was next to him, and the reporter asked Julian with bright eyes, and saw that the latter pulled the collar of his jersey very simply and unpretentiously——

There are teeth marks that are still very clear, and the evidence is as solid as a mountain.

The Liverpool coach obviously didn't expect the tooth marks to be so clear. He turned off the fire all of a sudden, snorted out of breath, and stopped talking.

Julian said simply and rudely: "Their striker Su... Su Ya is a rabbit. I don't let him shoot, but he bites me. I think this is wrong, and it does not conform to the moral spirit of competitive sports."

media:? ? ?

Rabbit... Rabbit? !

Su what su?Suarez!

Julian nodded: "Well, Suya... Reis, he reminds me of a rabbit, he will bite people when he is anxious."

Liverpool coach & Gerrard: "..."

reporter:"……"

Reporters have noticed Van Persie who seems to have something to say, they asked a wave of Van Persie by the way.

The reporter's question hit Van Persie's hands. He was much more rude than Julian: "Suarez's actions are something we despise as strikers. He should be severely punished."

Wenger defended his shortcomings, and he followed Van Persie's words: "Suarez's biting incident was very bad. I will report it to UEFA after the game. This must be punished with a suspension to make him realize his mistake. "

Bite his player?This must not work!

To protect your own players, you have to protect your weaknesses!

Liverpool coach: Oh.

The Sun newspaper reporter then asked Wenger: "Is the second goal scored by Felix himself in the second half, a tactic prepared in advance by Arsenal?"

Speaking of this, the old man was expressionless: "I asked him to participate in the team's offense a lot, but I didn't expect him to overexecute. This kid respects Liverpool very much. He thinks he must use all his strength to deal with Liverpool."

Julian took up the conversation: "My English is not very good, you know, the boss asked me to participate in the offense more, and I understood it as allowing me to score goals."

Reporter: "..." I can see it, although they don't believe it.

Then they went to embarrass the Liverpool captain: "What do you think about Felix scoring a goal for Liverpool as a goalkeeper?"

What else can Gerrard say: "I didn't expect the goalkeeper to appear in the midfield. Julian caught me off guard. He is really good. This is the first time we have defended a goalkeeper like this. We were not fully prepared."

The embarrassment against Liverpool is over. With Julian here, the reporter has no other energy to make things difficult for others.

The reporter began to ask a few questions: "Arsenal scored three goals in total in this game. For each goal, Arsenal celebrates in a different way. Can you tell us what your celebrations are? Who came up with this dance?"

Julian answered blindly: "The celebration? It's just dancing. I taught them. I didn't expect them to learn so quickly."

Wenger: "..."

reporter:"……"

Is Arsenal not doing business every day?

A German-speaking Sun reporter shouted loudly: "Can you be specific about each goal? The first goal was a celebration initiated by your other teammates, and the second goal...you scored. To be honest, we didn't Come to think of it, and your celebratory...dance move really surprised us, and the third..."

Julian waited for him to finish, and took the microphone: "I think you have gone off topic in the post-match press conference because you are entangled in our celebration? But I will tell you if you ask. The first celebration, I didn't expect them to I jumped, and I jumped really well, so I wanted to jump too, so I jumped after the second goal."

"..." I wanted to jump so I scored a goal?Wait, that's what Julian meant, right?

【shock!The Arsenal goalkeeper traveled a long distance to score a goal, so he did it? 】

[Felix: Goals are for dancing! 】

Julian didn't intend to tell them the truth - he ran to score the goal because he made a mistake with his big foot, so let them misunderstand, how beautiful such a misunderstanding is.

"So after the third goal we saw you climbing up the post, is that also your way of celebrating?"

"Actually, I just made a bet with the Liverpool captain. I told him before the game that if we played Liverpool 3-0, he would send me a signed shirt. As you can see, we didn't make it 3-0. , in grief, I just want to hold the doorpost to calm down." Julian actually answered this question honestly.

Crowd: ? ? ?

Liverpool fans: ? ? ?

Arsenal is so arrogant now, it's 3-0 when they open their mouths? !

When Julian mentioned this, he began to feel sad again. He calmly slapped Liverpool with a stick, and then began to give sugar again: "...Captain Steven was so kind to me, he still gave me a signed jersey! I think He is a good guy! Liverpool has a good captain! This is my first time playing against Liverpool, I have nothing bad to experience except being bitten, Liverpool players are very nice!"

Gerald, who was issued a good person card: "..."

The Liverpool fans who always feel that something is not right are watching the live broadcast: "..."

Van Persie was in a mixed mood when he said this. Is sending a signed jersey a good captain?

The following reporter's headline was changed again:

[Arsenal goalkeeper: Suarez is a rabbit who can only bite people. 】

[Felix: Suarez is not worthy of playing in Liverpool. 】

[The Premier League goalkeeper who can dance: In order to dance and celebrate, he ran to score in person. 】

Speaking of Suarez, everyone thought of Julian's magical way of clearing the siege - playing Suarez with his feet, so they still asked the question: "So, Felix, why don't you use your hands to keep the goal?"

Julian looked at them faintly, with eyes full of accusations: "Who said I don't use hands?"

The eldest brother was almost choked up, he couldn't continue, he had been pretending to be good all the time, but when he failed, it was because of an unreliable own goal, he really didn't want to cry.

Everyone: "..."

Yes, you used your hands when you saved your own goal.

But sorry, they somehow wanted to laugh.

Then there was a burst of laughter, and even the protagonists of the press conference who were sitting on it laughed.

They couldn't hold back anymore especially seeing that green goalkeeper with a look of lovelessness on his face.

Speaking of own goals, I have to mention the two Arsenal players who caused trouble. The reporter didn't ask Wenger what he would do with them. In addition to being unlovable, Julian's saves from beginning to end, from the barb to the rescue, are all amazing.

After playing, they asked Julian, what do you think of the two teammates who made a mistake? Are they usually friends?

Hearing that the question was on point, Julian smiled at the reporters present exactly the same smile that he would show at his two teammates.

He had a mouthful of white teeth, and he smiled brightly. For some reason, it was scary.

The reporters shuddered and heard Julian say: "Of course we are friends, but the tacit understanding is not enough. I thought about it and felt that the reason is that we haven't been together long enough. I will teach them how to dance more when I go back. While relaxing, it also cultivates rapport.”

reporter:? ? ?Hey no, what does teaching dance have to do with cultivating your tacit understanding of playing football?

Julian smiled and said nothing, is there any difference?Isn't teaching dancing and football teaching equal to teaching how to be a human being?

Do you think he, Julian, is easy to overthrow because of his delicate body?Then he will teach these two people what it means to be truly delicate and soft!

Hearing that Julian said that he wanted to teach dancing, Van Persie chose to remain silent, narrowing his presence.

His intuition told him that Julian wouldn't teach Chamberlain and Vermaelen any normal dances, so it's better not to interrupt, lest he be scolded by his teammates.

After the press conference, Julian and Wenger walked back together. The old man was about to teach Julian again, so Julian listened obediently. After listening, he asked Wenger, "Can I have grilled fish today?"

Wenger: "..." I haven't settled the score with him yet, thinking that the incident of him running to score a goal as a goalkeeper will be treated as a joke by the professor?

He played well and got an own goal badly, but those are two different things.

So when everyone in Arsenal was washing up and preparing to go home, their wives and children were hot on the bed, they found that their hero of the game was with wet hair, pulling a few English players for help with an unhappy expression.

After everyone inquired, they found out that the boss wanted to punish Julian to write a self-criticism, requiring 300 words.

What's so difficult about 300 words?Can't you just come out after talking nonsense?

……That's the problem!

Julian can speak English very fluently, and there is no barrier to communication at all, but he can't read and write!

Let him write a 300-word review?Might as well let him run 10 laps around the court!

At this time, everyone has no brotherhood. They all said that if they don’t understand words, they can use Google Translate, Sogou Translate, and the online translation will be done in one wave, and the boss will not read it carefully.

When Julian didn't think of this way, Xiaoji said indifferently: "The boss asked me to go to his office, and he stared at me to write."

Everyone was silent for a while, and suddenly began to hehe: "That's just right, you don't need to waste the battery of your mobile phone. If there are any words you don't understand, just ask the boss and it's over."

Julian: "..."

Heh, plastic bromance.

Forget it, MVP doesn't care about you.

At the critical moment, the captain of Arsenal still has love. He said that today Julian obediently wrote the review, and this weekend he will treat Julian to eat grilled fish.

Julian, who was cured, soon met his fellow sufferers—he was not the only one who wanted to write a self-criticism.

Vermaelen and Oxlade-Chamberlain, who made their own goals, both have to write, and both of them have to write 600 words.

Thinking about it this way, 300 is really not that many, the old man already loves him.

Vermaelen and Chamberlain were embarrassed to say they wanted to write for Julian, but when they learned that the old man was watching, they had to give up.

Seeing their self-consciousness, Julian laughed: "Brothers, I know you didn't do it on purpose, it's all because we didn't have a good understanding. Besides, they are all brothers of our own family, so why are you so restrained?"

Hearing what he said, the two of them didn't feel relieved. It's really that the little teammate's smile is a bit scary, and people won't take him down just because he is young.

After Julian said this, he didn't continue immediately. He patiently took out a pack of brand new cigarettes from his pocket - the captain of Arsenal bought several packs for him. Take one, pick it up and put it in your mouth.

While moving, he observed the faces of these two people from the corner of his eye, and after admiring their guilty conscience, he smiled with a cigarette in his mouth: "If you don't have a tacit understanding, you can work together. I think we can cooperate better, right?"

The two nodded in unison. That own goal was enough to make them feel guilty. The media didn't put them on the pillar of shame, all because of Julian's own goal before being scored.

The panic made them completely unaware that they were now the younger brothers who were waiting in line to be taught by their elder brother.Julian smiled very big brother: "Don't look at me dancing as if it is useless, it can only be used to celebrate, but it is not, dancing can strengthen the body, temper the muscles, and help to perform better. More importantly, it can exercise Tacit understanding. How about we dance a new dance together after training tomorrow? Let me teach you, and we can continue to dance together when we score a goal in the next game."

What did they say? It turned out to be dancing.The two of them breathed a sigh of relief, and if they could get over this problem just by dancing, they would feel much better.

The most important thing is... learning to dance with Julian can be awesome!This wave is not bad!

Julian waited for their response with a cigarette between his hands. Seeing that they were obviously relieved, he smiled secretly in his heart, but didn't show it on his face.

Brother appreciates your innocence.

He carefully recalled the various actions in his mind, and finally picked out the most impressive ones.

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to come up with the most simple and rude ones: "Let me teach you how to dance tango, I will teach you how to dance..."

The two agreed as soon as they heard it. Fuck it, a professional boss teaches tango dancing. This is not a punishment, it is a benefit!

When they agreed, they almost swore to the sky.

Julian looked at them with a smile and patted their chests, saying that the young teammates were really good, and they promised not to make those mistakes again.After they finished speaking, he slowly approached the two of them and put his hand on the shoulder of Vermaelen who was relatively close.

Vermaelen watched his little teammate's face getting closer and closer to him, and before he could react, he felt something poked on the side of his earlobe.

The Arsenal deputy, who was half a head shorter than Julian and nicknamed "Guard with a Knife", was stunned for half a second before realizing that it was Julian's unlit cigarette.

Next to his ear, the man who was as handsome as a spider gave a low laugh, still maintaining the posture of poking his ear with a cigarette in his mouth, his gray-green eyes stared directly at him from a close distance, and there was an aggressive look in it. For an instant, he dared not look away.

The spider spirit, who was only a cigarette away from him, breathed into his earlobe: "... I will teach you how to dance."

"..."