National Treasure Striker [Football]

The game is over, and the atmosphere at Dortmund's home court is completely different from before the start of the game.

The home fans are visibly dejected. Of course, they will still have to stand up when they go to the Emirates Stadium in the second round, but this does not prevent them from losing now.

——That Arsenal goalkeeper is too perverted!

——Forget about perverts!He is still arrogant!

When Julian heard the whistle for the end of the game, his smile widened.

He rolled the turf under his feet in front of the goal, then raised his hand and kissed the tattoo on his wrist meaningfully.

People who play football are somewhat superstitious, and Julian is no exception.

The first thing he saw when he woke up in this world was a cigarette case with a black spider printed on it.And after that, it seemed that he could come across this little thing frequently.

People always need some emotional sustenance.

This pious (actually not much) scene happened to be photographed by a reporter, and this photo was used as the front page base map of the headline the next day. Without others, this scene can express too much meaning.

Arsenal's Spider-Man? The arrogance of No. 88?Or, is there any other connection between Black Spider and No. 88?

It makes people want to explore.

Some fans have already begun to discuss:

"You said, when is Arsenal's No. 88 next game?"

"Who knows."

"If he plays, does he play as a striker or as a goalkeeper?"

"It's hard to say. Wenger is too cunning, I suspect he did it on purpose."

"deliberately?"

"Yeah, recruiting a goalkeeper who can play as a striker, isn't that what it means to confuse others? Not to mention the results, he played so beautifully in diverting the attention of the entire Premier League."

"Sir Ferguson claims to have seen through Wenger's routines, but he still can't guess what Wenger will let No. 88 do in the next game against Manchester United."

A few people from Arsenal walked back to the player's tunnel shoulder to shoulder and met Lewandowski in the middle.

Lewandowski said euphemistically that he wanted to exchange jerseys with Julian.

Julian didn't agree immediately, he turned his head and asked his teammates: "Hey, do you know how many sets of clothes the club provides in a season?"

Walcott started counting, but before he finished counting, the captain of Arsenal gave him a blank look.

Van Persie understood Julian's true thoughts: "You can change with anyone casually, and the club jersey is enough."

Hummels not far away: "Pfft!"

Julian took off his clothes to the bewildered Lewandow with a full face, and said: "Don't mind, brother. I still have to make a budget for the number of my jerseys. In case I change too much, the club restricts me What about the jersey?"

According to the frequency with which big brother is invited to change jerseys, what should Arsenal do if they can’t afford it~

Brother Tofu: "..."

General Fan: "..."

Everyone in Arsenal: "..."

Brother, even if our club is really poor, don't be so blunt!

A group of people chatted and laughed, and when they returned to the locker room, they saw Wenger with a straight face.

Everyone laughed.

The old man glanced at them, and his eyes wandered around Julian and Van Persie.

Julian blinked, is the boss going to name and criticize him again?What did he do wrong?

His hunch was right, the old man then taught him and Van Persie a lesson, telling them not to make such dangerous celebrations on the court, what if Julian fell or Van Persie's waist flashed?

Julian's attitude was very sincere, and he didn't know how much he listened to, at least on the surface he was listening.

After Wenger finished speaking, he added: "Put on your clothes and go to the press conference with me."

Julian has just finished changing jerseys with Lewandowski, and now he is wearing Lewandowski's jersey shirtless.

He hesitated when he heard Wenger's words: "Boss, my English is not good."

Everyone: "..." It's not good for you?Why didn't I see you and couldn't say it when I was bragging?

"This is Germany," Wenger said calmly, "this time there is an interpreter."

If the professor is not on Twitter, the old man will know what Julian did on Twitter the next day.

The old man thought, what is there to protect? Sooner or later, he will have to face it. It is better to adapt early.

"Of order, boss." Julian brushed his golden hair, showing his big white teeth, and went in to get dressed.

He followed Wenger to the press conference, and he was really not afraid.

At the press conference, Dortmund coach Klopp and Lewandowski were already sitting there. As soon as Julian came over, everyone's eyes were on his face.

The people on both sides shook hands plastically, and then sat down separately.

The reporters couldn't wait. They deliberately provoked a wave of Wenger and Klopp's relationship, and then began the main event they most wanted to ask:

"Felix, may I ask if you are the team's striker or the goalkeeper?"

"Felix, why don't you keep the gate with your hands?"

"In the Premier League, numbers above 30 are rare. What is the special meaning of your number 88?"

"May I ask what special meaning does your tattoo have?"

"You said you used to dance tango, why did you come to play in the Premier League?"

"I heard that you were expelled from the original dance academy because of a fight, so you came to play football. Is it true?"

"Felix, I heard that Arsenal deducted your food, is it true?"

Wenger: "..."

Klopp: "..."

Lewandowski: "..."

The protagonist who was asked by them seemed to have expected these questions, but he didn’t expect them to ask them so interestingly. He smiled slightly, took the microphone, and spoke German very forcefully——

"Excuse me? Do you have a translator?"

Everyone: "..."

To open your mouth is to show off your power.Lewand, who could understand German, almost laughed out loud. He glanced at Julian, then turned his head silently.

It stands to reason that Lewand's perception of Julian should be very complicated. After all, Julian blocked him for most of the game.However, seeing the opponent walking back at the end of the game, Lewand hesitated and went to him to change his jersey.

It's definitely right to be friends with powerful people, and he also wants to know why Julian doesn't use his hands to make saves.

Julian sat there with full aura, not like a person who participated in the press conference for the first time, but more like a veteran of Vanity Fair, especially capable of bluffing people.

He didn't choke everyone's self-consciousness when he opened his mouth at all. He was particularly burdened with language. He always told himself that people who are not good at English can't collapse.

This time the reporter brought colleagues who can speak German. They translated the question just now and continued to ask Julian.

Julian leaned comfortably on the back of the chair and smiled after listening to everyone's questions: "I won't answer the questions in order. After all, you have a lot of questions. I may not remember the order. I will talk about it wherever I think of it."

The young man began to count: "First, there are tens of thousands of gossips, and the truth is the first. Your 'heard' has no basis. Do you have a proof of dismissal?"

The reporter wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Julian: "Playing football is my freedom, just like being a reporter is your freedom. You have the right to ask questions, and I have the right not to answer."

Wenger: "..." The old man was half relieved when he heard what Julian said. He would hate people, at least he would not be led by the nose by reporters.

Soon he would find that he was too reassured.

Julian: "Second, this is very important. Arsenal deducted my food? Oh, of course it is impossible. I must clarify this. How could the club treat me so well?"

The following Sun newspaper reporter asked: "Then how do you explain the fact that you ate two bananas in one game?"

Julian's answer was very honest: "I was a little airsick when I came by plane, and I didn't eat much after getting off the plane, so I was hungry during the game."

reporter:"……"

Wenger:? ? ?

The old man immediately thought of something, he turned to look at Julian, he was airsick?

Wenger's attention was not always on Julian, and the young man was silent when he first arrived. He fell asleep on the plane, so Wenger didn't notice it, and the team doctor didn't report to him.

Julian chuckled.How could it be possible for a boss in two lifetimes to answer whatever you ask? The reporter's question seemed to be a joke, but they brought the matter to the club level.

The issue of eating more and eating less is not clear, after all, no one thinks that Julian is a person who wants to lose weight.It is for his own good that the boss told him to eat less, so how could it be called deduction?How ugly.

The club is a bit picky, and it will not treat the players badly when it comes to eating.

The lad is very thoughtful.He's a guy who's particular about if you don't recruit me, I won't recruit you either. If you recruit me, I'll return sooner or later.He has no grievances or enmities with the club, and there is no need to make trouble with people because of the media's tricks when he first came.

# Airsick so I have no appetite to eat, what's the problem?

Julian said that the airsickness is of course fake, but the fear of flying is real.

It's hard to explain the reason for being afraid of flying, and I always feel downgraded.Airsickness is different, there is no shame in it.

Speaking of fear of flying, Arsenal's senior Bergkamp is notoriously afraid of flying. During his time at Arsenal, he would not go to any away game at the club's international level.

Ice Prince Bergkamp is a great figure in the history of the Arsenal team, the kind written in the Arsenal team song, Julian privately thinks that it is not a bad thing to look up to his predecessors.

Klopp glanced at Wenger, and sure enough, the head of the club, who had been listed by him as a rival, was already on the verge of kicking the mineral water bottle.

When Bergkamp was at Arsenal, it was the early 21s.Arsenal's state is in full swing, and the strength of the domestic league is one of the best. It is that Bergkamp has been unable to make more gains in the Champions League.

The Ice Prince is afraid of flying, so he will not participate in every away game, and he is the team's midfield engine. Without him, Arsenal will lose half of its combat effectiveness.

With Bergkamp in the home game, Arsenal have a good record. Without him in the away game, they frequently lose the chain. Naturally, it will not be easy for them to go far in the Champions League.

Although airsickness does not mean that you are afraid of flying, it is not that you cannot fly at all, but England is not far from Germany.If you go to a farther distance in the future, you can't say for sure.

In Wenger's heart, airsickness means fear of flying, and the old man really can't afford to hurt him.

Klopp thought about it. At present, it seems that Wenger has picked up a treasure, but this treasure has a high probability of making Wenger painful and happy in the future.

The reporter's sight was indeed diverted, but they were not fooled. A reporter from The Times went to the bottom and asked a very crucial question: "Airsickness? Does that mean that when visiting other clubs from a long distance, Will it affect your state?"

Wenger silently swallowed a mouthful of blood: "..."

Julian said slowly, "Well, probably. Dortmund is a very good team."

When he said that, everyone remembered.Fuck, how can they still face each other with a clean sheet when they are not in good condition?

Look at his long legs looking like a tiger, do you believe it?

This person performed so well throughout the game, it would mean that he himself was airsick, and he was simply pretending, right?

This kind of feeling is probably the same as being beaten up by the top student in your class who told you that he was not in good condition on the day of the exam after he got the first grade in the exam!

The logic of the press conference was suddenly misled by Julian, and they almost forgot what to say next.

At the critical moment, the Sun newspaper reporter has professionalism: "We have received news that Arsenal's assistant coach thinks that Felix is ​​hungry because of an improper save method, so why did you choose such an interesting save method?"

Levan pricked up his ears.

Julian cleared his throat: "This happens to be one of the previous questions. Let me talk about it together."

"I think there is no difference between using your feet and using your hands if you are exhausting your energy. You have to bend over and use all your muscles when you use your hands."

"Get on the ball directly and give it directly to your teammates. Didn't we fall behind at the beginning, so we can save more time to attack."

Everyone immediately remembered that Julian had planned three waves of attacks.

They always feel that this is not the real answer, but they can't tell what's wrong.Hearing someone answer so positively, I was taken aback for a while.

Julian then began to answer other questions in one breath:

"The one with the tattoo is a spider. It doesn't have any special meaning, I just think it's cute."

"Dancing tango is my hobby. I am a goalkeeper and a striker on the sideline."

"For number 88, spiders don't have eight legs, and goalkeepers generally don't use number 8, so it's 88."

The Sun newspaper reporter stood up and asked: "Then the Spider-Man mentioned by the Arsenal coach is you? Did he give you the jersey number? And, please be specific, for example, we want to know why you changed careers? "

Julian tilted his head, wasn't he specific enough?

Really, it is so immodest for the elder brother to say it so obvious: "Then you have to ask the boss. He gave me the number. But if I understand it——"

Julian: "I forget which country's language it is. In that country's language, 88 is homonymous with 'father'. I guess the boss is setting goals for me."

Julian: "This black spider has a name, Black Widow."

Julian: "Dancing is just a hobby. I am a player now, and the striker was arranged by the boss. I am very grateful for his trust. My job is to be a goalkeeper. If you don't believe it—"

He paused, with a sincere smile: "You can also call me the goalkeeper."

"..."

God damn goalkeeper.God damn Arsene Wenger set goals for you.God damn doesn't know which country's language.

the most important is……

Are you not Spiderman?Why is she a black widow again? !

The reporter bowed his head and began to write:

[Arsenal rookie uttered wild words: In the Premier League, I am the father. 】

[For you, let me tell you about the birth of the Gunners' first-generation goalkeeper: I use my legs to teach all forwards to be human. 】

[Spider-Man or Black Widow: Arsenal No. 88 may have a soft spot for the Marvel world. 】

[The Gunners' substitute goalkeeper is talking about the future, or hinting at the German coach in a high-profile way. 】

[Julian the Raider suffers from airsickness, Wenger was too happy. 】

They feel that they have gained a lot today and are satisfied with a book, so they shifted their goals to the other three people who seemed to be sitting with them:

"Excuse me, Coach Wenger, did you bring Felix to the press conference this time, did you recognize Felix's strength as the team's main goalkeeper?"

Mr. Wenger, who was so annoyed by his disciple's answer that he forgot to stop him, took the microphone silently. Now he heard the tricky question from the reporter, and he felt normal: "As I said, our players are improving. Every Gunner in the team is working hard, bringing Julian because he performed well in this game, this is the practice of leading players at the press conference... I am very happy to win today's game, Dortmund is a very respectable opponent."

The reporters expressed a lack of interest, Wenger is not cute at all, he can only talk clichés, but Julian is still cute.

After a few questions, they went on to ask what Klopp and Lewandowski thought of Julian, and Julian thought of them.

Lewandowski said very sincerely that Julian is a very capable opponent on the court, but off the court, he also likes Julian's character very much, and he hopes they can become friends.

Julian responded: "I appreciate you too, Lai... um..."

The young man got stuck for a while, but Wenger reminded him: "Robert Lewandowski."

Everyone: "..."

Lewandowski: "..."

Julian repeated Lewandowski's name, his voice was nice, his tone was jerky, and his expression was very serious - he pronounced the Polish striker's name with a different kind of fun, I can't explain it, anyway, you wouldn't think of it at all Blame him for forgetting your name.

…Like how he teased you on the court so that you wanted to have a fight with him at the time, and you were completely pissed off at the end of the game.

Moreover, in front of so many people, how can you argue with him?

Lewan looked at the smiling Julian silently, expressing that he didn't mind and was very happy to compete with Julian.

Julian's two small dimples became super deep: "Sorry, the name is a bit long, I will remember it next time."

Under the witness of everyone, they got to know each other formally.

The press conference was taken awry again and turned into a blind date between two outstanding players... Bah, a dating meeting.

Klopp looked at Lewandowski, then at Wenger and Julian next to him, Uncle Zha also said he had nothing to say.

It's good, the side that lost the game has nothing to do, and he can go back and worry about how to create a miracle in the next round.

He gave Julian a good evaluation: "I have seen many players with outstanding talents, and Felix is ​​one of them that I can remember deeply. I look forward to future matches."

Uncle Zha’s words sounded fine, but they actually caused a stumbling block for Arsenal—what do you mean by “looking forward to fighting in the future”?With whom, with Julian?Looking forward to playing against the substitute goalkeeper?Does this imply that Julian is about to become Arsenal's main goalkeeper?

The coach of Dortmund has a good rhythm!

If it was a young player, he might be exaggerated, but Julian didn't react. He kept his composure, and spoke before Wenger: "Arsenal will definitely have many opportunities to meet you in the future, and the Premier League welcomes you. "

Dortmund fans who started to watch the press conference in a complicated mood after losing the game and always worry about the head striker Lewandowski leaving Dortmund:? ? ?

What the hell?You, Arsenal, can't protect themselves, so you worry about the future of their coach? !

"Coach Klopp's tactics are very good." But Julian didn't realize it. Didn't the reporter ask him what he thought of Dortmund? The ball is very interesting and I hope to have more opportunities to meet him."

"I hope to meet him more" is rounded up to "I hope Lewandowski will play in the Premier League", and then rounded up is "Come on, come on, come to us at Arsenal~"

Everyone: "..."

Julian added another knife: "The Premier League is a great league, you are welcome."

His face is full of innocence, and he looks like that, as if he is just looking forward to the second round of Dortmund's visit to the Emirates Stadium.

Everyone: "..." Is it really a man to promote the Premier League in the Bundesliga?

Wenger: "..." Do you think the league is not tough enough?