National Treasure Striker [Football]

When I saw this black spider, I had to think of the excellent work of The Sun.

Arsenal's so-called "Spiderman" is extremely appropriate at this moment.

——Look at the web behind him, does it look like a spider web?

——Do you think he looks like a cute little Jiju when he stretches his legs and kicks the ball around?

Little Jiju Julian didn't notice it, he was still paying close attention to the situation on the court, watching if he wanted to make another assist.

Xiao Jiju, who had just eaten two bananas, wiped his mouth and continued to devote himself to the great cause of net (?).

Other spiders wait for the prey to hang on their own webs before slowly enjoying their food. This one is not wearing the No. 88 jersey, he will not let anyone have a chance to touch his net.

The prey doesn't need to enter his net, it will be cut off by his mouth.

As for those forwards who don't believe in evil and want to buy one get one free?

Get one, arrange one!

Robert Lewandowski is set to be clear: "…"

When the game came to 85 minutes, Lewandowski, who only scored two goals in this game, came to Julian again.

Lewandow couldn't believe it. He touched his chin and felt that the majesty of the master could not be challenged!

Everyone is young, Julian is German, and Lewand can also speak German, so there should be a different attraction between them.

Then the two of them "did not deal" with each other, and it made sense, right~

Since Lewandowski saw Julian's deciduous ball before the game, he couldn't forget it.

Going against a goalkeeper who can play high-level deciduous football is more rewarding.

The fans watched as Lewandowski ignored his teammates and ran towards the penalty area with the ball. He would not return it if he didn't break Julian (?).

So will Julian be afraid of him because he is a big star?of course not!

The eldest brother said that he has grown up so much that he still doesn't know how to write the word "counseling"!

Seeing Lewandowski approaching menacingly, Julian was not afraid, he was even very interested. When the defenders surrounded him to help, he even asked Sania not far away to get out of the way!

Sarnia, who was rejected and blocked her sight: at a loss.jpg

Julian's knuckles are clicking, and he is about to teach Lewandowski (?).

He has thought about what to do next, and has even paid attention to the positions of several forwards in the frontcourt.

After everything was in place, Lewandowski also brought the ball closer!

"Arsenal's defense? Oh my god, what are these players doing?" the commentator exclaimed.

Are they satisfied with the 2-2 score, are they proud and complacent?

As soon as the words fell, the commentary got stuck again, and the scene in front of him left him no time to continue to condemn the defender who was ineffective.

Arsenal's No. 88 took the initiative to 9V1 with Dortmund No. 1!

Why is he still not using his hands?

It's normal not to use hands, the key point is why didn't he block the ball with his foot?

Lewandowski controlled the ball at his feet, and changed the position of the wave from left to right. Seeing that Julian's body center of gravity changed, he immediately moved the ball to the other side. After a simple adjustment, he was about to pass Julian and shoot!

However, he thought that Julian, whose center of gravity had been deceived by his fake action, didn't panic at all. It happened that Julian's center of gravity was on his right foot, so he took advantage of the situation to lift his left foot, facing the ball kicked by Lewand, showing the spikes.

A simple kick!

Seeing Julian blocking the ball, many Arsenal fans were relieved, but the next second they found that the crisis had not been lifted.

Probably the ball was still not handled well, Julian didn't kick firmly, and the direction was also lost, the ball was kicked directly to Lewandowski's chest.

!!!

How do you say that?Meat buns beating dogs... No, it's sheep going to the tiger's mouth!

Lewandowski really reacted quickly. He stopped the ball with a wave of chest, followed by his feet, and was about to shoot at any time.

"Arsenal's goalkeeper made a mistake!" Some commentators excitedly said, "Dortmund's chance... didn't shoot?!"

The shot did not appear on camera, and by the time the fans saw the ball again, it had returned to Julian's... head.

——Julian raised his leg at the moment Lewandowski stopped the ball, and pushed the ball away with his knee!

To be precise, it cannot be called top walk, it should be called top height.

Julian headed the ball high, and ran a few steps forward, like a little dolphin playing with a ball. The ball hit his head twice, perfectly allowing the ball to dodge the other Dortmunds who were speeding up. players.

I like~I like~I like again~

Julian headed the ball out of the arc of the penalty area.

The confused Dort people: "..." Fuck.

The fuck is this not even giving them a chance to lay their feet? !

The ball is over the head!Can you still stretch your feet far enough? !

Do you think you are that number 88? !Splitting horizontally and vertically, the face doesn't change? !

The female fans accidentally fell in love with this exciting scene, and they screamed frequently.The Dortmund fans at home had extremely complicated expressions, and the other melon-eating fans who watched the live broadcast had no worries, and they were all amused by Julian.

Julian pushed the ball a few times before letting the ball fall again. The ball was naughty on Julian's head for a relatively short time, and the referee couldn't say anything.Still signaled the game to continue.

--etc.Why did the Arsenal goalkeeper look like he was going out of the box? !

Fuck? !Where are you going with the ball? !

Julian may have done it on purpose, he just took the ball and ran a few steps forward, which almost didn't scare the Arsenal coach bench and Arsenal fans on the sidelines to death.

The other Arsenal defenders were still thinking about whether to rush forward to escort the wave, and Sagna even wanted to run back and block the goal with his body-Julian!The biggest (emphasis) Julian in the team!Come back soon QAQ!Lewandowski hasn't gone far yet!

The commentators were stunned, and they were about to say something to ease the shock, when Julian, who was running (?) with the ball, stopped.

He stopped outside the penalty area, surrounded by Dortmund players who swarmed over to grab the ball.

"What is Felix trying to do? If he doesn't drive or hold the ball, it will be dangerous!"

"Isn't Arsenal's goalkeeper slacking off a bit early?"

Isn't there enough cups like England?Look at those happy goalkeepers in England, they are happy and happy, and they send happiness to the opposite side!

... Just now, every time Julian's ball bounced on his head, the hearts of the fans and commentators tightened up.

As a result, now that he finally stopped hitting, he took the ball out of the penalty area? !

Don't tell me, his dribbling moves are quite good... So Arsenal's goalkeeper is even better at dribbling!

Bah, is this the point? The point is——

Seeing that Wenger replaced Julian's tactics, it was about to lead to a tragedy. Arsenal's grave was about to be three feet high, and Julian...he was still leading!

Julian's action was so amazing that everyone didn't pay much attention to a problem-several Dortmund strikers came together to grab his ball, why didn't they grab it.

Of course Lewandowski must take the lead, who is not a young man, if it turns out he doesn't care, but now...he has to score a goal!

Lewandowski stood firmly in front of Julian. This time, he didn't pay attention to Julian's face. He just stared at Julian's ball, trying to use all his attention to fight for the ball at the opposite goalkeeper's feet.

Julian still remembers Lewandowski's fake action when he kicked the penalty kick!

The eldest brother can suffer, but what the eldest brother suffers is high-end loss. What is high-end loss?

It's the kind that can be learned and used flexibly. He can immediately learn the routines of the losses he has suffered, and then use them back on others!

He lifted his left foot, and when he broke through to the right, he instantly changed his center of gravity, turning back to the left!

Levan was fully prepared. He was not deceived by Julian's first fake move. When he saw Julian changing his center of gravity, he thought to himself, "Sure enough", and immediately stretched his foot to the left of Julian!

However, his footsteps are destined to fail. A qualified fake move means that even the extraordinary striker doesn't know which direction he will break through!

Respond to all changes with the same, the action of the feet is faster than the brain!

It's time to expose a wave of talent!

Julian switched his left and right feet for the first feint, swiped and stepped at a faster speed, and then pushed straight!

Lewan stared in astonishment, watching the ball that was going to his right pass straight through his crotch and rolled between his legs.

Get over it.

past.

went.

The.

Lewandowski: "..."

Arsenal defender: "..."

……Hold.

There is not much time left for Dortmund No. 9 to be confused.Then he found out that he made fake moves twice, passed his goalkeeper, and ran past him quickly!

"My God! Passing through the crotch, passing the ball!" The commentator stammered, "Arsenal's goalkeeper is very courageous! He is also very capable!"

"But I still have to say, it's a bit out of place, he's a goalkeeper, not a striker..."

Arsenal fans couldn't hear what the commentary said, they covered their eyes again and dared not look at it.

For God's sake, they didn't look like that when they watched the penalty kick!

... Julian, what on earth is he trying to do?Doesn't he still want to pass people with the ball? !

Dortmund's striker is over for you, what else do you want? !

No one can understand it, Dortmund's forwards can't understand it, Arsenal's defenders can't understand it, the camera splits half of the angle of view to Wenger... and his old man has no expression, but the fans bet he must also I don't understand!

And at this moment, Julian finally announced the answer!

The entire stadium was attracted by him, and Dortmund's midfielder was also coming to stop him!

Pi was very happy at this moment, and went back to the action routine of Lewandowski's penalty kick just now. Julian was satisfied. He was facing a certain position in the frontcourt, and he had a big foot!

Commentary & fans:! ! !

That fancy goalkeeper kicks!

? ? ?What is this for? !

The camera immediately zoomed into a long shot, looking for the ball.The ball that flew out flew to the left side of Dortmund's penalty area!

When the ball started to fall, a figure appeared there at the same time!

"It's Robin Van Persie!!"

It was General Fan who came!

Dortmund coach Klopp shrank his pupils on the sidelines, and the most worrying thing still happened!

Faced with the ball falling from high altitude, Van Persie did not bother to stop the ball.

Just enough to fall comfortably in front of him!General Fan made a plan, put his feet together, and the whole body stood up from the ground, facing the direction where the ball fell diagonally in front, and it was a top!

"Goooooooooooal~~~ Robin van Persie! Beautiful header! Arsenal overtaken the away game 3-2!!" The commentator shouted, "This header is wonderful! Fans and friends, let's watch the replay again—"

In slow motion, Van Persie jumped and directly turned the high-altitude ball into a low-level ball to the top!

The instantaneous change of the ball path left Dortmund goalkeeper Weidenfeller with no choice but to watch the ball score!

If there is love, the sky is old... The opposite is not Joe Hart!

...Who dares to slash immediately? ?

Only me, General Fan! !

This goal must have a name!

Julian, who was still hovering outside the penalty area, was relieved when he saw the ball scored.

I don't know why, it may be because he ate two bananas in this game, he felt like eating everything he saw.

Hmm... Why does the Arsenal captain's header look so like a fish leaping over a dragon's gate?

By the way... can carp cook?

Ah...big fat fish, suck~

By the way, is the calorie of fish particularly low, so you won’t get fat if you eat it?Then after the game, you can consider pitting the captain to treat yourself to grilled fish...o((>ω

...The commentator has already come up with a name, and Chinese fans are particularly thoughtful about this.The commentary on the Chinese side gave it a name: "Diving to the top! Beautiful diving to the top! It is indeed Van Persie! A textbook-level difficult header!"

After Van Persie scored the goal, he saw his little teammate akimbo in the midfield from a distance, looking like "what do you think, why don't you come and hug the hero".

Such a happy event, of course the captain of Arsenal will not be stingy with this distance, and he doesn't care about Julian's recklessness-their 3-2 lead in the away game has already exceeded the task, and even said that they performed extremely well.

Julian was thinking there, should he find a chance to score a goal next time? Although he is a goalkeeper, he is very skilled.

There is no time for this game, and he also has to consider the feelings of the boss.Mr. Wenger is old, and he is afraid that he will not be able to stand the stimulation.

To be a goalkeeper is to act like a goalkeeper. You should honestly (?) stay in front of the goal to defend (use your feet), plan the game honestly (direct half-time assists), at most you have a big penalty area, and it is best not to pass the midfield.Stable and win, you can win if you stick to it.

Van Persie ran over, followed by a large group of teammates who came to celebrate. The captain of Arsenal ignored Julian's objection and directly hugged Julian.

Julian:? ? ?

It is agreed that your weight is only 75? !

To be precise, Van Persie wanted to lift him, but he couldn't move, he could only hold him off the ground.

But he can't lift it alone, others can!The other Arsenal people were very kind, seeing that Van Persie was too much alone, he helped him!

To be honest, although they didn't see clearly what their teammates did just now, the Dortmund forward, but the reaction of the home fans seemed to be awesome!

So they each contributed a hand, and they worked together to lift Julian up!

Teammates are awesome!

Julian:? ? ?

To be reasonable, it's okay to support his waist and arms, but what the hell is the one supporting his legs? !

He struggled for a while and was suppressed. Everyone seemed to have reached a consensus, and they lifted his two long legs together, and went up in one fell swoop!

Arsenal's little goalkeeper, together with their club's big general and other little fresh meats, made a concave shape in mid-air!

What the fuck? !

What the fuck is that pose? !

The camera zoomed in, and everyone was shocked——

No. 88 was put into a ponytail by his teammates!

fan:? ? ?

That's fine, but what happened next shocked them.

Van Persie let go of the hand that was originally on Julian's waist, allowing other teammates to support Julian's thigh and lift him up.

Julian was just lifted above his head, and when he was lowered, Van Persie, who was holding his waist, "smoothly" placed him behind his neck.

Arsenal's 18-year-old goalkeeper first inexplicably experienced a wave of high splits, and then... was forced to ride high on the head of the Arsenal captain.

Julian, who was completely unprepared: "..."

The big guy who had never ridden high in two lifetimes stared at the head between his legs, startled.

He couldn't help but reached out and stroked his hair, hey, it's hard, the captain must have secretly applied a lot of hairspray.

Although Yulian was worried, he himself didn't think there was anything wrong.But after all, he still wasn't used to sitting on people's shoulders... He, Julian, didn't want to lose face.

After everyone was making a fuss, the Arsenal coach over there was gesturing to them to stop.The old man didn't approve of them making such a dangerous celebration, let alone his two favorite generals.

The referee hesitated for a moment, but still didn't say anything. Although he said that disharmonious and excessive celebrations would have to be taken out, such as making gestures such as archery and shooting, but this kind of celebration of raising his teammates up for show still has a lot to do with it. There is no such precedent.

The referees said see you soon.When people celebrate, the best way to lift people up is to throw them high, and that's after the game. Carrying people on the field is the best.Who knew you played so exciting in Arsenal? !

Do you think your goalkeeper is Barcelona's Messi, you can hug and lift if you want?

No matter how delicate her body is, she still has a body length of 188!

Van Persie knew it was almost done, so he slowly squatted down and put the goalkeeper on his shoulders to the ground.

Julian came down as soon as he straddled his long legs.

The referee just blew his whistle at this time, indicating that in the last 2 minutes, the ball should be kicked off in the middle circle, at least to give the home team some face.

Julian moved his thighs and rolled his eyes at his teammates indecently.

This kind of opening can't be opened, next time you have to think about other celebrations, the kind that fits the big guy's style.

But it's so interesting to make concave shapes for teammates?He wants to try it next time.Thinking of this, he glanced around his teammates, but he didn't see anyone suitable to attack, they were all hard and fresh meat.

Julian belatedly discovered that there are many young people in their club, but not many soft and cute ones. Even though it is said that they have a lot of vitreous physique, they are all tempered in the rough, and the essence is still a body of steel.

It would be fun if there was a soft and cute guy in the team. He, Julian, would teach this group of people what is the real high-end celebration method, and I guarantee that they have never seen it before.

Thinking of this, he walked back, and within a few steps, he suddenly heard the captain of Arsenal laughing softly behind him: "Next time, you can relax a bit, the clamp is too tight."

Overheard teammates: ? ? ?

Isn't the style of the captain right? !

Julian:? ? ?

Why do you want to have a next time? !

and many more.

The innocent big brother Julian, who had never held a girl's hand in two lifetimes, realized something was wrong after he realized it.

He turned his head, and the Arsenal captain behind him spread his hands innocently and said, "You are an adult, I can speak yellow accents."

Julian: "..."

He looked carefully at Van Persie's hair and face, and suddenly raised his chin, implying: "Next time, you can be a little harder there."

Van Persie: "..."

Van Persie:? ? ?

Julian Mosuo flicked his fingers, like an elegant hooligan reminiscing about the feel, but he smiled like a pure angel: "I said you can use more hairspray on your hair."

"..."

The Arsenal captain whose hair was messed up by someone turned blue.

When it comes to flirting, Julian dares to be number one, and no one dares to be number two, third, and fourth, because he is the top four, and the captain of Arsenal has no way to fight for the fourth, he can only fight for the fifth.

He looked at Van Persie, and smiled triumphantly and agitatedly: "I want to eat grilled fish, captain, please invite me to eat this."

"Oh, I forgot to mention, Captain, your [fish] leap to the top is really beautiful." Julian added the emphasis on "fish".

Van Persie always felt something was wrong:? ? ?

Their Arsenal players were celebrating happily there, and the reporters on the sidelines were already sorting out the headlines and were about to cry.

——Those who are riding horses, can you save the headlines of Arsenal for a day!You make it difficult for us with obsessive-compulsive disorder!

There are too many headlines and I don’t know which one to choose... Damn it’s really hard to be a reporter. If you have to worry about no headlines, you have to worry about too many headlines...

Or... just resign as a respect...