National Treasure Striker [Football]

"Look at the replay... It's amazing my friends, when Julian Felix shot the goal, he still had an unfinished banana in his mouth! How to describe this improvised goal?" The commentator was not stingy about himself compliments.

His partner said: "I think there is nothing more suitable than 'Banana Ball'!"

fan:? ? ?

God damn banana balls.

Beckham fainted in the toilet, okay?

Those bigwigs who kicked the banana ball so well, before today, they would never have imagined that "banana ball" could be superficial.

It's too bad, it's really bad.

Some people just have the ability to let you refresh your understanding of the bottom line of Sao Broken Leg over and over again.

On the field, Julian finally finished eating the bananas, turned around and hugged his teammates big.

Everything seemed so cheerful, except for the posters that kept waving in the stands.

Hey... the life of a boss is like this, there are always some small imperfections.

Now he has time to replay the goal just now. To be honest, he doesn't have much technical content, and it is purely free from the opponent.

So he reminded a wave of teammates not to be too careless. Although the goals in the semi-finals are very exciting and the psychological advantage of leading is unparalleled, don't be dazzled by a goal.

I have been with you for so long and I am a city resident. If I am a city resident, I must have the insight that scoring five goals is a routine operation.

Teammates: ? ? ?

He scored a goal with a few kicks at 45 meters, and he was still eating bananas when he shot. You said there is no technical content?

What counts as technical content?

Julian spread his hands, how can the ball that is not in the plan be counted?

The eldest brother really didn't even think about shooting. If it wasn't for the fear of delaying eating the love banana peeled by the husband, the eldest brother didn't want to let go so quickly.

Everyone: "..."

I don't know what to say, I just want to ask the coach if there are any bananas.

As a result, they turned around and saw the Italian coach who was even more excited than them.

"..."

Someone choked out a sentence: "Youni, are you still hungry? Do you want to eat another one?"

Julian refused. If he was too full to run for a while, he would eat again if he was still hungry.

Then he saw the disappointment on the faces of his teammates.

? ? ?Brother is a little confused.

This side is going to serve in the middle circle, and Neuer picked the ball out of his own goal over there, and the whole person is very depressed.

You can't blame them all, who made his opponent the big brother, it might not be like this with someone else.

Julian felt that he could understand that if this kind of mistake happened to him, he would probably have the heart to eat football live.

However, this assumption does not exist, and it is impossible for the eldest brother to allow his team to have free money.

The media has already begun to report this shocking goal.

[A murder caused by a banana: Neuer gave a big gift in empty door]

[Genius star Julian: Eating bananas while scoring goals]

[Italian goalkeeper gives "banana ball" a new definition]

It’s true that Neuer won’t be blamed for this pot. If he stays in front of the door, maybe no one will say anything about him. The key is that he is not in front of the door, and he doesn’t even have a chance to fight hard.

Neuer was sulking, and Lahm went to pat him when he saw this, and several German players cheered each other on.

"Will Neuer change his style because of this mistake?" said the commentator.

Everyone also wants to know whether Neuer will stay cautiously in front of the door because of this, and will never attack casually again.

Facts have proved that Neuer was not only not hit, but he also turned his anger into motivation and became more active.

When Balotelli and Cassano took the ball in front of him to make trouble, they were directly taken away by the angry Xiaoxin with long legs.

That's right, don't think that goal forwards are only available in Italy.

Just being so arrogant, not accepting solo, your new dad is not afraid.

Several frontcourt players in Italy simply doubted their lives. If the goalkeeper was not wearing the German jersey, they thought they were playing in the team training game, and Youni was assigned to the opposite group.

Big Brother appreciates it.

The camera captured Julian applauding happily after Neuer's goalkeeper showed off the Italian striker.

fan:? ? ?

What are you doing, Xiuer?You are not good enough yourself, still appreciating other people's show?

Can you feel a little nervous about playing in the World Cup semi-finals?

Why are you so relieved to see your teammates being overthrown?

People clerk?

His behavior was in stark contrast to the nervousness of the others. A big boss is a big boss. Sure enough, people are more deadly than others, and goods are thrown away when compared with others. Compared with Julian, he died suddenly on the spot.

Neuer continued his divine operation, at this time Prandelli finally made a decision to make a substitution and replaced it with a defender.

Naturally, Julian stopped paying attention to his defense line and started to move forward.

Fans are getting excited!

Fuck, the long-awaited goal-forward showdown is here!

After the goal forward's teammates were overthrown by the goal guard one after another, what kind of sparks can they create?

Can Neuer hold back his dignity, rub Julian on the ground, and use his strength to prove that Julian's previous ball was purely free and all depended on luck?

But before Julian made a move, the ball is now on the German team's side.Italy's substitution took advantage of Italy's failed corner kick just now, Neuer got the ball, and the German team made the change before the goal kick time.

The referee called the game to continue, and Neuer launched an attack on the spot. He didn't use his big feet, and ran to the edge of his penalty area with the ball in his arms, throwing the ball out of the half court with his bare hands.

The whole king of hand throws.

Julian was startled. Fuck, this arm strength is good. This wave of big hand throws the ball, brother will try it next time!

The elder brother didn't use it often in the past. Although the elder brother is a goal striker, he relies more on his feet than his hands.

He just came up with this idea, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

Müller tacitly received Neuer's hand throw, immediately started at high speed, and broke into the Italian penalty area.The Italian defenders returned to the defense in time, but Julian just had a bad premonition.

I saw Muller rampage, almost fell when he clashed with the Italian defender around him, and finally went to the penalty area wretchedly, ready to cooperate with his teammates.

Marchisio was involved in the interference, he tried to disrupt Müller's passing lanes, and he did, but the ball slid a bit and didn't quite catch it.

The ball flew crookedly to Klose, Klose shot a second after taking the ball, the position was not very good, and was saved by Buffon.

The boss quickly got up and wanted to block another wave. He just threw the ball at his teammate, and the teammate's routine operation could directly clear the ball. He was so anxious just in case.

The young man De Sciglio, who was entrusted with the important task by his goalkeeper father, has just been replaced. He is full of energy. When he saw the flying high ball and wanted to clear it with a header, he was disturbed by Muller who followed closely behind him to make up for it.

His head deviated a wave along with his body. The ball hit it, but the direction was a bit wrong.

Immediately afterwards, he met the eyes of his goalkeeper's father, and saw his frightened expression in the unbelievable eyes of his goalkeeper's father.

Italian fans: ? ? ?

Julian:? ? ?

Others in Italy: ? ? ?

The commentator shouted: "1-1! The German team equalized the score with an own goal! Not long after Italy took the lead, the Italian teenager De Sciglio accidentally headed the ball into his own goal!"

Muller was stunned for a second, then jumped up with a yell, and hugged his teammates.

The new father attacked, and the German defender felt bitter?

The Italian defender took a leap of faith, and Buffon is still suffering!

A goalkeeper pits the defender, a defender pits the goalkeeper, well, it's even!

"Neuer made up for it. He helped the team equalize the score less than 10 minutes after the mistake!"

Goal forward is indeed a magical profession!

At this time, in the camera, the Italian player was so sad that he was blurred.

Of course, the one who is different from others cannot be missed. Julian's expression in the camera is very intriguing.

At this moment, the eldest brother's face was calm, and there was no emotion in his heart.

If his Chinese is better, he can probably become wet in seven steps.

If I insist on expressing the inner world of a big brother, it is probably...

#上联：The German goalkeeper encounters a banana ball and shuts himself in place

#下联: The Italian goalkeeper suddenly saw an own goal and burst into tears on the spot

#Hengpi: Giving each other free to show friendship

Fans suddenly discovered an amazing thing.

In the last wave of Italian goals, although the goal forward Julian scored, he was the defender's staff at the time; and this wave of German goals was actually the Italian defender's own goal.

In summary, both goals were scored by defenders.

The defender scored a goal, making the scene so thrilling?

Fuck, they are all about to be fooled by the show!

Why can't they understand this plot more and more?

The next time Neuer or Buffon goes to score in person, they will not be surprised!

The eldest brother who was successfully slapped by the flag felt the pain of the African chief and decided to play football seriously.

It's time to rely on strength to show off a wave of goal forwards in person.

There are many opportunities to solo with Neuer. It is not certain whether it can be fatal. After all, if you improve, others will also improve. Neuer is even better than he was two years ago.

Taking advantage of Italy's kick-off, the eldest brother directly launched a fast break, led his teammates to attack a wave of German penalty areas, then received the ball from his teammates, and faced Neuer head-on.

Fight goal front to see who is more dog.

It depends on who is showing off.

Between the lightning and the flint, the two people's operations were so fast that the fans couldn't see clearly. When they reacted, the two goalkeepers had fallen together in disorder, and the ball rolled directly out of the sideline.

Other players who can see clearly: "..."

Fuck?so fierce?

Can't the two of you keep a safe distance and just be so direct?

The key point is that the ball has not fouled, and there is no situation where Julian collides with Neuer or Neuer maliciously trips Julian.

Julian got up from the ground, and Neuer had already stood up one step ahead of him, and he extended his fat gloved hand to Julian gracefully.

Every move is the demeanor of a highly skilled father.

Julian:? ? ?

It's okay, brother.

But after trying it once, the elder brother knows it well, and the next shot will be more targeted.

So Big Brother ended the first wave of evil attacks.

The second wave of Italian offense, fans can see the details clearly this time.

... It is impossible to see clearly!

The Italian goalkeeper and the German goalkeeper are rolling and crawling in front of the goal together!

I don't know why, watching this scene, somehow reminds me of my friends who played mud together when I was a child :)

Julian wanted to stretch his legs to reach the ball that Neuer interfered with and rolled out. Balotelli followed. He made a supplementary shot. The posture was very handsome, but the aim was a bit off, and the ball hit the crossbar directly. superior.

The two goalkeepers got up together and fought for the top like a wall.

At this time, those who can only use their feet have no advantage over those who can use both hands and feet. Neuer directly reached out to hug the ball, and by the way flew away Julian's hair, which was carefully groomed by his teammates before the game.

At that time, in order to match his sexy Barbie pink lipstick, teammates also used up half a bottle of the coach's hairspray.

???

Julian was startled, the eldest brother even messed up his hairstyle?

Neuer held the ball and didn't even give him a look. He obviously didn't see some messy handsome guy in his eyes at the moment, so he ran out directly to instigate an attack.

Big Brother was forced to end the second wave of evil attacks.

The third wave of evil attacks is about to begin...and so on.

Taking advantage of the ball to go to his own half, and let the eldest brother eat a banana.

It was probably because the previous wave of giving each other for nothing was too touching, which caused the eldest brother to consume too many calories.

In the Italian half there, the players of the two teams were in a serious confrontation, but the camera could find a gap to cut to the Italian coach's bench.

Julian took over the bananas that Prandelli had peeled with great efficiency.

Julian stuffed the banana into his mouth under the coach's earnest, kind and urging eyes.

Julian jogged to his own half, apparently ready to wait for a wave of balls.

The focus of the fans and the commentators is biased!

Almost no one cared about that wave of attack, just wanted to see if this banana could follow the familiar metaphysics!

However, Neuer was very shrewd this time, he didn't come to the midfield again, this time Julian could only wander in the midfield alone, only hundreds of millions of spectators paid attention to his actions!

Julian swallowed half of the banana in one gulp, and prepared to deal with the next half while observing the situation in front of him.

This time, no one should be able to bother big brother... What the hell? !

The German team's offense is a bit fierce!

After the previous wave of free giving, the eldest brother began to believe in his hunch. From the perspective of a forward, after discovering the gap between his defender and the goalkeeper, the eldest brother decided to run over to see if he could help.

How to eat a banana while running, you can only hold it first.

fan:! ! !

Did they read it right?Does Julian still have a banana in his mouth? !

Here it comes, here it comes again, the man with the banana in his mouth is here!

When the German team passed the ball to each other and was about to pull the Italian defense, they suddenly saw a figure with a golden retriever passing them.

The people present were stunned for half a second before they recognized who it was.

After the fear of being dominated by the double goalkeeper in the first half, the strikers of the German team subconsciously collapsed.

Fuck?Didn't he run to play forward?Why is he here again!

No matter how difficult life is, we must continue. The German boys gritted their teeth and continued to move forward.

The opportunity that Julian saw, they obviously saw too.

Buffon also saw Julian running straight towards him. The Italian captain didn't have time to care about why he came again. The experience of the boss told him that it is best to plan ahead for this goal, and hesitation will lead to defeat.

... just like impulse is easy to give for nothing.

Desilio shivered.

Julian was still far away from Buffon, and he helped to make up for it, feeling like the banana in his mouth was about to melt.

To tell you the truth, brother, this wave is here to defend against nothing