National Treasure Striker [Football]

Julian replied symbolically to the little brothers, saying that they didn't name them, so don't take their seats if you have a number.

If you are so anxious to find Big Brother, isn’t it just admitting that you are Big Brother’s background board in disguise?

Low-key low-key, you see that group of forwards were all used as background boards when the eldest brother was the goalkeeper. Is it particularly comforting for you to think about it this way?

Brothers: "..."

It seems to be comforted, but why do you feel that something is not right?

Julian handed over his mobile phone and went to the coach to report diligently. Prandelli was obviously not as relaxed as he was, and he was still thinking about the tactics for the next game.

Seeing that Julian was so confident, he asked Julian what he thought about the German team, but he didn't get any useful ideas. This kid doesn't like to follow the rules at all.

Julian said that the husband is free to do whatever he wants, and he will be done anyway.

Just do it, just do it, offensive football is good, if it doesn't work, you can sell it as dog meat.

After bidding farewell to the thoughtful coach, Julian went to the training ground to find his friends. Before he arrived, he heard someone say, "Is it time for Youni to fulfill his promise?"

Julian was a little confused, what is it?What did the elder brother promise?

Pirlo smiled at him: "As you said, winning Brazil can satisfy any request of teammates."

? ? ?Brother said this?

Can you believe how awesome a man is when he shoots?

Isn't a man's mouth a deceitful ghost?

Other teammates testified one after another and said that Youni did not need to panic too much. Everyone has reached a consensus and the request is not too much.

That's okay.Julian listened attentively, and Pirlo said, "You can't wear the captain's high heels anymore, but your tanning effect hasn't faded yet, let us embellish it and take a photo to commemorate it."

Julian:? ? ?

The eldest brother looked vigilant, don't mess around.

Before they could tell what they wanted Julian to do, Prandelli came over.

The Italian coach gave a few words of encouragement calmly, and then asked everyone to divide into groups, with the forwards in one group, the defenders in one group, and the midfielders split into half.

The two groups of people were quickly in place, and Prandelli took a look and waved Julian to the rear guard group.

Crowd: ? ? ?

What kind of surprise tactics is this training?

Yoni to play defender?Pay attention!

As the goalkeeper, Buffon is still going to guard the goal. The forward group is responsible for attacking the back group, and Buffon is the goalkeeper of the back group.

The big man's face was a little green at that time.

Facts have proved that Prandelli has a lot of ideas, and Buffon is also very foresighted. The way the defenders play has really changed, and it is simply unbearable to look directly at.

At the beginning, the defenders defended their forwards very conscientiously, and they showed their true colors in less than 3 minutes.

To be exact, it was revealed under the leadership of Julian.

Julian received a pass from his teammate, and ran towards the opposite goal without thinking at all.

Seeing this, his defender teammates instinctively rushed forward following Julian.

Only the only player left behind in the back group-the goalkeeper.

The remaining Buffon: "..."

The forwards who were left by Buffon looked at each other in dismay: "..."

Facing Julian and other defenders rushing over, Ermen trembled: "..."

The scene was suffocating for a while, until Prandelli yelled to stop.

Everyone looked back at the coach and found that the old man seemed quite satisfied?

But Mr. Coach didn't say much, but ordered everyone to train as usual, and then left.

"..." What kind of riddle is this playing?

Everyone went to ask Julian, but Julian said he didn't know either.

After the training, it was time to relax and prepare for the semi-finals, and everyone finally made time to torment Julian.

Pirlo said: "I saw the INS posted by the German team. Their guy named Thomas Muller lost a bet with his teammates. He wore a maid outfit in the team restaurant and served tea and water to other teammates."

Cassano remembered: "You mean the kid who stuffed tissues into his bra to make up for it because he didn't have any breasts?"

"Yes, it's him."

Everyone said that they could play, and they all said that our Uni can't be content to lag behind.

Julian:? ? ?

Do you want big brother to do this kind of thing with tissues as chest muscles?Don't even think about it!

Julian smiled: "I know my teammates are different from their German team. After all, they can't compare to the temperament of champions."

Everyone was quiet for a second. This wave of Yoni, who has a strong desire to survive, is so flexible?

In fact, it is very simple. After discussing with each other, they unanimously agreed to do it in a style that everyone thinks is OK for the competition.

At that time, even Marchisio felt that Julian was short of flaming red lips.

However, they are all old men, who will wear this thing on their body.So everyone asked for help from the wives they followed.Ask any beautiful ladies to contribute lipsticks.

The beautiful wife said that there happened to be a barbie powder in the makeup bag, which was given when I bought the cosmetics set, the unopened one, should I think about it?

you still need to ask?Barbie pink, what a beautiful color!

Although I don't know why most of my wives don't like to use Barbie powder, but all the men present think that pink powder is cute. Since the wife is not happy to give it to his wife, then give it to Uni.

then.

Afew moments later...

Fans found that the Italian team collectively updated their social media:

Youni personally contributed emoticons to support Italy, cheer for us! [Strong][Strong][Strong]

@We are champions @Italian men's football national team

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Huo Zheng, Chairman of Arsenal Football Club, Frank Felix, Chairman of Manchester United Club, Buffon, Pirlo, Marchisio, Balotelli, Cassano,..., Ronaldo, Kaka, Neymar, 30.4 people including Muller and Kroos thought it was great.

Fans: ? ? ?

What the fuck?

Is this how you prepare for war in Italy?

What kind of tactic is this?Is it used to relax the vigilance of the opposing German team?

Below the key, there are many famous football figures who left messages.Even the other three teams in the semi-finals were praised.

The most notable ones are these Dutch teams. It stands to reason that they have no intersection with Italy for the time being, but they still left a message.

Although it was quickly deleted, someone has already taken a screenshot.

Van Persie: ...

[This message has been deleted]

The media immediately moved, and they had a lot to write about:

[Before the German-Italian war, the players contributed in every possible way, who is better in psychological tactics? 】

[World Cup Semi-Final Preview: German Muscular Maid VS Italian Sexy Barbie]

[The atmosphere of the war of the century is relaxed, the German and Italian coaches won the victory]

Julian originally wanted to go to Twitter to prove his innocence, but the private messages exploded, and at first glance, they were all fancy confessions to him.With a headache, the eldest brother simply checked the refusal to accept private messages, and dryly pretended that nothing happened, letting his fans continue to engage in topical essay writing activities.

This fluffy struggle is obviously ineffective, and it can't make Internet fans all over the world forget this.

So on the day of the game, the stadium where the game was held, the stands were very lively.

Just imagine the picture of tens of thousands of people holding up a poster of the same person.

That's right, the protagonist of this poster is the handsome Barbie from Italy.

Julian, who was almost overwhelmed by the enthusiastic fans during the warm-up: "..."

What is misfortune coming out of the mouth, my eldest brother has seen it today.

Really...the road is still long, don't be too crazy, life is not always brilliant.

Today you stab your teammates twice, and tomorrow your teammates stab you twice.

...Brother's life is wise!

After warming up on the sidelines, Muller casually ate some instant noodles. When he saw Julian, he waved and asked Julian if he wanted some.

Julian refused rightly. My eldest brother would not eat this kind of useless and not particularly delicious high-calorie food.

Muller shrugged and said happily: "Yes Julian, thank you for helping to divert your attention."

If the other party said this, of course he couldn't lose his momentum, so the eldest brother said with a big face: "Facts have proved that everyone prefers me who is sexy and handsome to a muscular maid with a tissue on her chest."

Mueller almost spat his face.

It's basically impossible to talk today, so we can't continue to discuss in depth whether it's the maid or the Barbie, right?

Like it or not, as professional players, of course they use goals to show who is more worthy of fans' liking.

At this time, most people can't wait to see the lineup of the Italian volleyball team. When it comes to the German-Italian war, they always hope to see the bold and innovative side of Italy.

The German team is still the same German team, their chariots are moving forward, it is impossible to shrink back in their own camp, Italy is different, they used to be water tanks (tanks), the kind that protect themselves with iron barrels, now they are not water tanks Now, they have become tanks that can hit the enemy's hometown.

As for how fierce this firepower can be, it depends on how the Italian coach arranges their top striker Julian... What the hell? !

Did they read it right?Why did Julian run into the rear line? !

Italy is still the classic five-back lineup, the difference is that a strange thing is mixed into the five backs.

At that time, the fans who bet a lot on Italy felt like this: O_O

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Marchisio was still saying as the players lined up in the tunnel: "You scored a total of nine goals, and you are still seven away from breaking the record."

They only have two games left in total, and Mr. Youni has put this game behind, which is difficult.

Julian said that there is no need to worry, it is Shuaibi, and he is a big brother everywhere.

Julian didn't know why his coach asked him to go behind, and Prandelli didn't specifically explain to his elder brother how to play, so he played as comfortable as he could.

Sanction a wave of German strikers first, let them feel the fear of being dominated by double goalkeepers

As soon as the game started, the two sides began to test each other cautiously.

Love stood on the sidelines with arms folded, turned around and saw Prandelli, the two people's eyes collided in the air for a second, paused, and each gave plastic smiles tacitly.

The commentators and fans are basically paying attention to Julian. As long as the German team is attacking, the first sentence at the beginning of the commentary must be to discuss where Felix is.

Then everyone discovered that Felix was everywhere.

Impressive guy who can run dead cows, he doesn't worry about physical exertion at all!

The German forwards are a bit uncomfortable. As a forward, they have to break through the serious defenders to find opportunities, but even the most powerful forwards on the opposite side come to defend them. What's the matter? !

Moreover, the striker's transition to the defender is also more proficient. He is worthy of being a goal forward. It is not comparable to the level of their Klose assisting in returning to the defense!

Buffon was originally a mountain, but now there is another gap in front of this mountain? !

Chasm Julian snatched the ball skillfully, and then kicked in the direction of his teammate in the frontcourt.

Sorry, people and balls, only one can pass

When the ball ran to the opposite half, Julian didn't attack, so he strolled back to his own half, and stood in front of the goal with his captain to watch the show.

Buffon: "..."

Facing the camera that turned to stare at the two of them, the boss didn't know what expression to put on.

The fans were shocked, here they come!coming!That man is here!Familiar scene, familiar tactics!

The legendary two goalkeepers!

... Italy is awesome!

"The two teams are comparing the quality of their players and the stamina of their tactics. They are comparing who knows Total Defense better than the other," the commentator said.

This answer is easy to come up with. Most forwards return to defense when needed. What about Julian?He was a striker in the last game, and he will be a goalkeeper in the next game, and he can be a defender in the next game without any sense of disobedience?

Not to mention, his height is really suitable!

And the way to get out of the siege... Who else is there with the split fork and slide shovel? :)

The split that the fans were looking forward to soon appeared. When Julian interfered with the ground ball passed to Muller by the German team, he wittily lowered himself down, put one hand on the ground, stretched his long legs, and successfully hooked the ball to the greatest extent.

When Julian got up, he still had a routine operation on his face. Just in time to hear the cheers from his own fans, he waved at them loudly.

Don't be 6 in basic exercises, just do it and you're done.

Muller: ? ? ?

#I was so scared

What the commentator shouted when the German team was attacking was basically a routine: "Kroos has the ball, look at this position, it can be given to... oh Felix broke it."

"Müller! Good shot, good position... oh Felix broke it!"

"Klose and Schweinsteiger's two-for-one is very spiritual! Can Klose, who was born for the World Cup, make a different change in the stalemate?...Klose chooses to pass the ball, pass Felix!"

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fan:? ? ?

Isn't this explanation dizzy? !

They are not on the same team!

The two teams continued to test each other, wasting a lot of energy on each other, and it was still 30-0 after 0 minutes. The fans suspected that the game might be a penalty shootout.

The last penalty shootout between Germany and Italy was not far away, just two years ago in the European Cup.It was a cursed penalty.

No one wants a penalty kick.

During the intermission, Prandelli was planning to change positions for Julian. He felt that the defense was almost enough, and the German team was almost dragged down, so that Julian could go to the frontcourt and let go.

When he said this, Julian also nodded to express his understanding. When the coach wanted to change a defender to come up, he would go directly to the front.

Everything was proceeding in an orderly manner according to the plan, but there was a small episode 8 minutes after the start of the second half.

The Italian coaching staff saw that Julian, who had just finished another battle of wits with the German striker, suddenly made a "I have something to report" gesture to them.

Julian patted his stomach at his coach, and shouted unpretentiously: "Sir, I'm hungry!"

Alas, guards are really not the job of ordinary people. If I had known before the game, I wouldn’t have rejected Thomas’ kindness~

Everyone in Italy: "..."

The members of the German team who didn't understand but could tell by looking at the opponent's expression: "..."

Then, under the gossiping eyes of the fourth official, the Italian coach peeled the banana expressionlessly.

Julian can run directly to the sidelines to pick up bananas, and the game doesn't need to be suspended because of him, so everyone here will soon continue to participate in the game.

This time the ball will be in the hands of the German team, Germany is pressing forward, the people are basically in the Italian half, and the German half on the other side is empty.

"Hurry up and eat, and fill up your seat after eating." Prandelli was also nervous, for fear that Julian's effort to eat bananas would result in one less person in the penalty area, and the German team would seize the opportunity to enter one.

Julian took the banana, nodded in understanding, put the banana in his mouth and walked back.

The positions of the coaches on both sides are not far from the center line of the court. Julian also walked into the court in the midfield. He wanted to take advantage of the time to go to his own penalty area to get rid of the half banana in his mouth.

The eldest brother has confidence in his teammates, so he is going to eat while walking, and it will be bad if he chokes while running.

Thinking of this, he walked back unhurriedly, but when he looked up, he happened to see Neuer standing near the center line with his hips akimbo, paying attention to the situation in the Italian penalty area.

...Acquaintance, bro.

Isn't this the man called the doorman?

Big Brother appreciates the same eclectic goalkeeper as Big Brother!

Noticing Julian's gaze, Neuer also glanced this way.

Thus, two goalkeepers from different teams met in the midfield in the World Cup.

Fans who happened to see this scene following the transition: ? ? ?

Fuck, what kind of world-class scenery is this?

Julian nodded at the person, and continued to walk back. Before he finished eating the banana in his mouth, he suddenly realized that something was wrong in front of him.

...Fuck, the ball is coming? !

It seems that it is still coming towards the eldest brother!

Pirlo intercepted the opponent's ball, turned his head amidst the shouts of the fans, and saw Julian just in time.

The team training has given them a tacit understanding. The moment they saw Julian, their bodies locked on to each other a second before their brains... Don't worry about the ball, just pass it to Youni and that's it!

Big brother with a banana in his mouth: "..."

The ball is coming, you can't pretend you didn't see it, can you?

So the eldest brother held half a banana in his mouth, unloaded a wave of balls with great professionalism, turned around and ran.

Neuer, who saw the ball coming and started to retreat crazily:! ! !

The commentator was excited: "Oh my God, Pirlo is very thoughtful, and Neuer is not in front of the goal at this time! The opportunity came too suddenly! The rest of the German team did not have time to stop it!...Felix, Felix received the ball Great job, no offside, no! When Pirlo kicked, he was stuck in a position in front of Neuer!"

"The German team is negligent, and it's a one-on-one! Goal forward is really a high-risk profession, guys!"

Goal front is really not something you can be if you want to be, if you don't pay attention, you will be stolen by your opponent!

There was an empty goal in front of Julian, and Neuer was not much ahead of him, which could hardly affect his shot.

"The contest between two goalkeepers! Once in a lifetime!"

The fans didn't dare to blink at all, they were caught off guard and almost missed [-] million!

Just when they were still wanting to see who of these two could fight back to the limit, Julian stopped.

Before they could react, they saw the man with the banana in his mouth kicking.

The ultimate shot from 45 meters away.

Fans & commentators: ? ? ? ! ! !

Just shoot... what the hell?in? !

The ball net moves happily!

Football is very happy to jump in the gate of the German team!

As for the hero who scored the goal... He continued to eat his unfinished half of a banana, happily eating it.

Sure enough, it’s better to let go of the ball quickly, the elder brother’s banana almost dropped

It's a waste to drop it, so hurry up and finish it, and I'll be even more hungry after shooting it.

fan:? ? ?

That's it?What the fuck did you just score while eating bananas?

Can you be more flirtatious?

The sad and fuzzy German team: "..."

The Italian team was so shocked that they didn't know whether to disturb Yoni's banana-eating Italian team with a celebration: "..."

Prandelli, who caught off guard and revealed a world wave: "..."

He turned his head and yelled at the teaching assistant who was shouting and celebrating: "Bring another one! Ask Julian if one is enough for him?"

The commentary continued incoherently: "Italian defender Julian Felix scored a goal for Italy and led Italy to break the deadlock first!"