National Treasure Striker [Football]

Julian mainly copied 2000 words by hand in one night, and he was so sluggish in the morning.

In fact, he wanted to send a text message to harass Captain Huo in grief and indignation because he was so confused in copying, but for some reason it turned into a tweet.

After sending it out, I fell asleep and didn't worry about it at all. As a result, I was blocked by reporters the next day.

? ?The elder brother was dumbfounded.

What is football captain?He glanced at Twitter and found that [Julian's Captain] had become a hot search term.

Then click on the latest tweet, and there are a bunch of neat question marks from familiar players.

... What's going on with this group of people?Those who didn’t know thought they were here to recognize their long-lost father!

Julian didn't want to care about it, and was about to put away his phone to go to training, but by coincidence, a text message reminded him to pop up.

Fat head fish:

[What happened last night?I heard that you guys had a lot of trouble last night. ]

The fat head fish is really well informed!I don't know which teammate I inquired with.

Julian typed:

[It’s nothing, just a few people who want to do striptease but can’t do it, so they asked me for some tips. ]

Fat head fish:

[......]

Julian thought for a while, and added angrily:

[Captain, you don’t know, they are itchy, they just want me to demonstrate pole dancing with a broom.It's so kind to them, how can the broom be so beautiful?This afternoon, I will catch the most booing ones on the goalposts for practice! ]

Van Persie: "..."

It didn't take long to leave Arsenal, and I almost didn't know Arsenal.

goal post?on the pitch?Thankfully he figured it out!

He replied:

[Then you have demonstrated?Is there no one around to record? ]

Even though they were all teammates, they wouldn't intentionally pass the video out after shooting the video, but it's hard to say if anyone with a bad mind was tricked by the media.

It's fine if it's a serious tango dance, the fans and the media are not surprised, but if it becomes [Arsenal gathers a crowd to dance a striptease], then the impact will be bad.

Have you won the World Cup?so floating?Are you looking for spray?

Julian replied solemnly:

[No one is recording, I just took off my shirt.Speaking of which, it’s wonderful to practice this posture. For the first time, I found that the jersey can be taken off like this. ]

Van Persie: "..."

I remembered that Julian was more popular with the opponent after each game, and there would always be a change of jersey.

If he dared to act recklessly, he might really have to go home and inherit the family business.

Fat head fish:

[For the sake of your career, forget about those weird ideas :D]

weird?

Julian just laughed, where did Fathead Fish think?The eldest brother just discovered that there are many little princes in the nightclub who were delayed by playing football in the team~

Big brother has the inspiration for the second set of urban radio gymnastics

The Arsenal players who came to the stadium one after another to prepare for training suddenly felt a chill behind them.

Winning the league championship at the end of the season is far from over.

Their captain's natal Manchester United (?) won the Champions League this year!

The competition between Arsenal and Manchester United next season seems to be [-]-[-] again, and this does not depend solely on superficial results.

You know, after the start of the new season, the youngest European Golden Boy winner led the young Arsenal, which still crushed Manchester United.

The difference is only in the opponents, to be exact.

Due to Julian's superb performance for three consecutive seasons, in order to express his encouragement to the younger generation of players, UEFA specially invited Julian in this year's UEFA Champions League group stage draw as a guest for the quarterfinals draw.

This is really not a good job, there are good sides and bad sides.The group stage draw called the captains of several teams to go, and it is understandable that Julian, as the captain of Arsenal, went to the draw.

The quarter-finals will be invited separately. If it is good, of course Julian has been fully affirmed by UEFA. The bad thing is that if Julian does not draw other teams well, he will only draw for Arsenal. If you sign, fans of other teams will definitely not do it.

At that time, it will definitely feel that Arsenal and UEFA have a relationship and are ready to cheat.

Arsenal fans are proud and a little worried. They believe in the strength of Julian and their team, and they don't need to play those tricks at all.Still get good grades.

Whoever dares to bring the rhythm back will be done, and they still support Julian to go. Arsenal's strength lies there, there is no need to cheat, anyone with eyes can see it.

Subconsciously, they still hope to draw a good lottery. They always feel that the big baby will draw the lottery in person. Can the Champions League and the league be double-killed this season?

After Wenger knew this, he did not agree with Julian to go again. He didn’t want Julian to mess up the water, draw lots or something, and Platini, who drew lots himself, would be ridiculed by the fans every year as the godfather of Barcelona, ​​​​because he always It was for Barcelona to draw a good lottery. This guy called Julian this year, obviously trying to divert his attention.

Julian himself had no worries at all: "Boss, if you are worried that my draw will cause controversy, then you can rest assured."

Wenger didn't quite understand what he meant at first, until the day of the group stage draw, when the entire Arsenal team was watching the live broadcast of the draw on TV, not only Wenger, but the entire Arsenal team understood.

The captains of the other high-ranking teams are all very lucky, and the opponents in the group stage are not too bald, except for Arsenal...

Real Madrid Borussia Dortmund Arsenal CSKA Moscow

Two La Liga and Bundesliga titles last season, plus a Russian Super League title last season.

Arsenal themselves were Premier League champions last season, so this grouping...

A true group of death.

In the words of the fans, their group is absolutely heavyweight.With the four league champions together, it is doomed for some to be happy and some to be sad.

Compared with the ease of Manchester United without the boss in the group stage, Arsenal fans felt a little sad.

Isn't Arsenal really being targeted by UEFA?

Real Madrid fans said they haven't spoken yet :)

Watching Julian whip them over or something...

Sure enough, Barcelona still has a real father.

However, Arsenal can not clear the suspicion.

They probably don't want to meet Real Madrid in the group stage, so could it be a matter of luck in the draw?

This is the result of the hottest supernova in Europe, and everyone has seen it.

While other fans gloated over what happened to Arsenal, Arsenal's own team had already begun to be confused.

The Arsenal team, who are all confident that the new season will have an easy start: ? ? ?

Fighting on the third front is going to take a lot of hard work, Yoni, don't you plan to mobilize?

Julian said, when the eldest brother went up to draw lots, didn't the brothers have a little bit of power?

Could it be that everyone hasn't discovered Arsenal's deepest hidden African Emirates?

But the eldest brother thinks that a real man can stand the test of the death group, so the eldest brother went.

Maybe if you die a little bit in the group stage, the knockout stage will be easier?

……

The whole Arsenal team thought so too, and then they fought bloody battles, and finally advanced to the knockout stage together with Real Madrid in embarrassment.

Then, Julian went to be the special guest of the knockout draw without any psychological pressure.

Only Mr. Wenger looked at Barcelona in the adjacent group, hesitating to speak.

The whole world watched him smoke.

Arsenal's [-]-to-[-] opponent: Barcelona.

Arsenal fans: ? ? ?

Barcelona fans: ? ? ?

Arsenal are not fighting for the top four, why is it still as stable as a dog in the group stage, and after qualifying, they will play in the universe? !

Julian, what's the matter, Julian?How did he accurately pick Barcelona among a bunch of teams with his eyes closed? ?

Other fans: "..."

Come on, come on, really don't have to worry about which season the Duanzi team will not be exciting.

The Real Madrid fans immediately resolved their hatred with Arsenal unilaterally. They have forgotten all the grievances and grievances in the group stage. As long as Arsenal let Barcelona be Shiliu Lang, Real Madrid and Arsenal will be good friends this season.

It's fine that Julian drew Barcelona for his team, but he also drew the other two, helping Real Madrid and Manchester United draw good draws.

Real Madrid fans said, yes, this wave of self-sacrifice made his team, and Arsenal deserves to be a friendly team.

Manchester United fans said... have they finally felt a wave of care from the prince?

Arsenal fans: "..."

They rushed to Julian's Twitter to speak in a daze, and saw Julian tweet.

handsome man:

……

@ Barcelona Club Official Push

fan:? ? ?

If they hadn't seen the shiny logo behind this fancy nickname, they would have almost lost their 40-meter sword.

Julian has changed his name again!

This name-changing madman!

What the hell is this expression!Why is there one in the nickname, and one in the feed!

Also Alter Barca!

No, he must be forcibly diverting his attention, so what's the matter with this wave of luck?

Can you still have fun?

It must be a coincidence, the Arsenal fans told themselves.

Arsenal's luck will improve.

Until they struggled to draw with Barcelona 4-4 in the first round and limped into the quarterfinals with a penalty kick.

This time Julian doesn't have to draw lots, but fans still look forward to his reaction and Arsenal's reaction.

Even before the quarter-final draw ceremony, Twitter had crowd-voted hopes for Julian Ait a club.

Julian didn't know about this, but it was the birthday of the Bayern captain's son Julian Jr. The Bayern club official tweeted and forwarded a wave of birthday wishes from the Bayern generals. Julian sent a tweet and retweeted it by the way.

Followed by a series of @, the top one is @Bayern Club Official Push.

This was nothing at all, and Lahm was also very happy to interact with Julian on Twitter, which made the fans of the two places feel a wave of father-son love (?).

However, the most embarrassing thing came. The next day, Arsenal drew Bayern.

Half of European football was shocked.

fan:"……"

They haven't teased about the interaction between Julian and Ram, and almost forgot that Julian indirectly got into the Bayern club.

Bayern fans want to cry but have no tears. They don't want to meet Arsenal early. They would rather play Real Madrid and Barcelona.

Don't look at Julian's unlucky luck, but he is very good at the game!

It's so incomprehensible to horror!

What kind of physique is Julian?

Facing the strange eyes of his teammates in the locker room, Julian said that his eldest brother is very innocent.

It's better to be unlucky than accurate, right?

As long as the eldest brother is not allowed to take a penalty kick, it is easy to talk about drawing lots.

In addition to club competitions, because the World Cup year is about to usher in, the 2014 World Cup will be held in Brazil, and the world preliminaries have already started.

Julian also returned to the Italian national team to play two games during the high-intensity club competition, and he was in good condition as a normal person.

But that does not prevent him from leading Arsenal to a metaphysical attack in the Champions League.

They beat Barcelona, ​​beat Bayern, avenged last season in the semi-finals, and kicked Manchester United home.

In the final, they met Real Madrid again, buried their allies, and reached the top of Europe again after a year.

This was originally a very inspirational thing. The key point was that after the first round against Bayern, Julian's Manchester United boss father suddenly tweeted photos of his son when he was a child, and some even wore princess dresses.

This is terrible, the media in England is full of excitement, and even the news about the royal family members cannot be covered.

So lively and lively, the grievances and grievances between Arsenal and Manchester United continued until the list of semi-final matchups was released.

As soon as someone with a heart got in touch, it was not easy to find out.

Fuck...it seems to have something to do with Julian!

What the hell did this horrible man do to us?

England is not enough for him to toss, has it already begun to affect the hearts of the European people?

Now, the meme of his lottery has become as famous as his appearance and strength.

The image of the African Emirates began to take root in the hearts of the people.

As a result, someone contacted the name of the Arsenal club's stadium, the Emirates Stadium.

"..." Fuck, so there is a relationship between African chieftains?

I'm afraid the first chief of Arsenal is Julian!

Julian, who found out that his Twitter had fallen:? ? ?

The eldest brother expressed his incomprehension and anger at this matter!

The eldest brother is handsome, handsome in playing football, handsome in dancing, has a group of younger brothers when he goes out, and has a menopausal capitalist old father when he enters the door. He has nothing but objects. Bear the weight!

Could it be that luck is counted into the elder brother's strength because his strength is beyond praise?

Brother is not a master of metaphysics, have you ever seen a master of metaphysics miss a penalty?Have you ever seen a metaphysicist get a free kick saved by the opposing goalkeeper with his eyes closed?

Even if the eldest brother jumped from the stands of the Emirates Stadium, he would not accept this kind of metaphysics that would slow down his legs and count it into his strength!

However, he found that everyone around him seemed to believe it.

Football players are a little superstitious. When the teammates saw Julian the next day, they all looked like they saw their father.

"..." I treat you as brothers, but you want to be my sons.

... Seems pretty good too?