National Treasure Striker [Football]

Julian's idea is very simple.

These players who work for the club can play football to the front line, and it is basically not a problem to support their families. So in order to improve the working experience, why not be happier?

Whether you are a socialist successor or a capitalist successor, you must try to find fun from part-time work

For example, pulling the club owner to take the lead in being happy, and leading the fans to be happy together.

I hope the fans don't love him more because of this game, no matter how handsome the elder brother is, he will cry.

However, Julian still has a good sense of maintaining handsomeness. Taking advantage of a foul, he seized the time to emphasize to Huo Zheng: "Captain, don't score goals yourself. How about the goal bonus you get for scoring goals yourself?"

Promise to make cakes seriously!Don't keep running forward!

There is not much time left for you to relive the handsome figure of big brother~

Give more assists to other teammates (big brother), feel the care from the boss, and get the goal bonus happily by the way~

Looking at the captain's stance of kicking the goal just now, he clearly wanted to shoot unsuccessfully and then backhanded for an assist.

How can this work?Please make cakes for the eldest brother.

Huo Zheng looked at him, and decided to tease him: "Arsene said that after this competition, he wants two reviews."

He was already passing the ball to him, and he ran forward just to confuse Chelsea.

It's been too long since I haven't cooperated, and it's normal for Julian not to get his idea all of a sudden, and a wave of communication is okay.

Julian: "..."

The boss is so cruel?

Captain, you didn't help to say something nice, Captain!

Julian hurriedly stated frantically: "Then I will work harder to score goals. This is more important to the boss than a review!"

And there are so many words in the two reviews, how can you make up enough words if you don't brag about your awesomeness during the competition?

Even if one review blows one goal, another review must not blow another goal?

Besides, without you earnestly making cakes, the eldest brother can’t brag about the new ideas for the boss~

The boss, who was shining with the brilliance of a capitalist in front of him, raised his eyebrows to look at him, and suddenly asked: "Did you discuss this with Van Persie before?"

Julian:?

What kind of brain circuit is pulling another captain?Big brother didn't understand.

But honest people don't lie: "No, I make more cakes for him. He is not as good at making cakes as you."

This is true. The configuration of the two captains is analogous to Ronaldo and Kaka. Ronaldo needs more cakes or Kaka needs more cakes?

Big brother actually appreciates these midfielders, all of them are good-looking and kind-hearted. They always like to make cakes for big brother. Even if big brother plays goalkeeper, he must find a way to create opportunities for big brother~

After Julian finished speaking, he found that the aura of the boss who paid him his salary, which naturally made the wage earners afraid to get close to him, subsided for a second, and the whole person's pleasure value was up visible to the naked eye.

Julian:?

Don't straight men understand straight men these days?

Captain Huo had a loving face: "I'll help you write the review, don't be in a daze, I'll pass the ball to you."

Julian:? ?

I don't understand you rich people very well.

Although I don't know why the captain became so talkative in a second, but it doesn't matter, the capitalist straight boy love is still there.

Lens: "..."

Are these two people discussing any cooperation tactics?

Now the fans who watch them both believe that the Arsenal boss is right to drive the ducks to the shelves, otherwise why always start discussing with their captain while kicking?

It stands to reason that this kind of impromptu behavior would be ridiculed by the crowd in normal times, but the opponent is not a professional player, but just a boss sitting in an office... that's all.

Grinding their guns before the battle can be done like this... They feel even more stuffy.

Commentary: "The ball is now at the feet of the Arsenal players again, Chelsea are in a passive position again... the ball... Marchisio has it, oh, is his team-mate ready? His team-mate! We can see Fernando. Rex is starting to activate!"

"Marchisio gave the ball to their club owners, oh god I've been in this business for over 20 years and I've never used that title on a game commentary... now it's a fantastic experience!...Arsenal boss The ball stopped beautifully!"

fan:"……"

When I get used to it, it doesn't seem like an exaggeration.

Now they suddenly have a strange premonition that when they see a club owner in the future, they can't help but evaluate the opponent's football skills.

Chinese fans are very cultured in this regard, what is this called?This is called once the sea is too difficult to be water, but it is not a cloud except for a broken factory!

Moreover, some of their compatriots have scored goals in the Premier League!What happened to the Football Association?Actually let go of such a good seedling, never found!

This kind of systematic training, even if they grew up playing football in foreign youth clubs, it is impossible that there will be no rumors in China, right?

I heard that the owner of Evergrande and the owner of Arsenal have a cooperation?Does the boss of Evergrande know about this?

The owner of Arsenal has this skill, has he not planned to win glory for the country?Ignoring that he scored a goal when he came on the field, and just stopped the ball with his foot firmly, he has already crushed a lot of international footballers!

What?Arsenal boss is 30 years old?

What's the matter?The captain of the national football team is over 30!If he is not very good in the future, he will not be able to retire until he is 40 years old!

There was a delay in the broadcast. When the Chinese fans came back from the beautiful blueprint in their minds, Arsenal's offense was already in sight.

Marchisio passed the ball straight to Huo Zheng, who took the ball for a few steps, then suddenly changed his focus and bypassed the Chelsea defender who was blocking in front of him, without pausing, he cut the ball to Julian in one go.

The ball spun and flew obliquely towards Julian.

The more Marchisio watched, the more familiar the boss's actions looked, and suddenly he remembered... Hey, it's just a way to break through with Juniche!

It is unbelievable to say that the two of them had no relationship before and were cousins.

Yoni's circle of friends is so big?Even the Chinese who are halfway across the world can play together...

Yoni is going to get the ball!

Even this posture of holding the ball is very familiar.

...want to use your heels? ?

"Look at this ball, it's not easy to catch this ball, let's see how Felix handles it, will he turn around? Oh, he didn't turn around, just--shot???" The commentator was shocked.

Julian ran a little faster, and the ball Huo Zheng gave him happened to land less than half a meter behind him, and it didn't matter if he found out that this was all right, the adjustment was over.However, the eldest brother didn't want to turn around to catch the ball and then turn around and shoot. The big men around him were about to surround him again. There was not enough time. The height and angle of the barb were not strong enough, how about...

Congratulations to the former captain!Real men never stop shooting!

...What the hell?Which 200-pound guy wrestled with his big brother? !

Clap!

Terry was in charge of keeping an eye on Julian. He didn't keep an eye on him last time, and was played by Julian with his long legs. This time, he has a long memory.

It seems like no one has long legs!

Terry's body proportions are also very good. He is tall, thin, fleshy and has long legs. From a distance, he and Julian are very similar in figure.

The four legs of the two were on the bar like this. Before the ball was in place, they hugged each other and rolled on the ground.

The referee didn't blow it. He didn't think it would constitute an interruption of the game. He planned to watch it in a few seconds. It would not be too late to stop it if the circumstances were bad.

Facts have proved that selective blindness is also beneficial, and the battle between the two people will have a result in the next second.

Seeing the two of them tearing each other up, the others couldn't get up right away, just looking at the golden-haired handsome guy who was pressed down in the five-body throwing pose, with both hands pinching the flesh on Terry's face, which didn't delay his legs Go up the action and continue blind shooting stubbornly.

The feel of the ball is very important, even non-chiefs can't affect it, strength is arrogance.

He continued the posture just now, and along the way, knocked on the belly of the ball with his heel.

Salute can't stop, real man can't stop ball!

Just put it on your heel and you're done!

Terry with long legs but no splits: "..."

What's the matter with this shrew fighting for the ball?Referee, what's the matter with you, referee?This is not blowing?

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The referee is selectively blind.The attacking side is in a favorable position, so it can't be stopped even if it's an attack, right?

I have already given Chelsea a free kick just now, a qualified referee cannot favor one over another.Be loose and loose at the same time, and strict at the same time.

As the emperor (?) on the court, the referee must pay attention to the art of the emperor and the way of balance.

Julian showed a wave of his amazing flexibility. The man who can do the splits is different. The ball rubbed against the back of his ankle and changed the direction under the goal crossbar non-stop.

Finally hang on the net.

The commentator jumped up directly: "The goal is scored! There is no problem and a wonderful goal, an attack that fully burns the adrenaline! Julian Felix-oh I don't know how many times I praised him, but I know , There are countless compliments coming out of my mouth, just like there are countless surprises created by Felix!"

Cech, who couldn't react at all:? ? ?

When the ball reached Julian he thought it was going to be bad.

As the goalkeeper who didn't know who was collapsed by the opposing goalkeeper, Cech took a deep breath and told himself that he was not Joe Hart and he couldn't collapse.

After the two fell to the ground, Julian's tenacious shot seemed a bit controversial, and it was replayed several times in slow motion, and the commentator thought it was not a big problem.

It all depends on whether the referee blows or not. The ball only arrives when they are wrestling.

In contrast to favoring Torres Napo before the start of the game, the referee is giving Arsenal face.

Fans who eat melons said that they have to pay back when they come out to play, and they should take it easy when they are guests at other people's stadiums.

Arsenal fans are beginning to recover, and the game should not be so half-dead: "I am afraid that Clattenburg is overwhelmed by the strength and charm of the little spider? Of course he cannot bear to interrupt a goal that is enough to enter the top ten goals of the season." !"

"Just for this wave. I won't scold him for the time being this month. I'll continue next month. Don't think that those operators who used to wear blind glasses to enforce the law will forget about him."

Arsenal players can celebrate with peace of mind, and the first set of Arsenal City People Radio Gymnastics can be done.

But after thinking about it, it's better to save Chelsea some face, and run away after the show, it's not difficult to make another show.Can't wait to be kicked out at Chelsea's home court in the future, can't we?After all, it's not their young club's club (?), so you can be casual (?).

Arsenal happily ended a hearty game at their home court, defeating Chelsea 4-1.

Mr. Wenger didn't bring anyone with him, and went to the press conference by himself.

As for the others, Julian forcibly dragged Huo Zheng to the locker room, causing a group of boys to walk the birds.

Although they are all men, it always feels a bit indecent in front of unfamiliar people, especially in front of the boss.

Captain Huo also grew up in this way. Buying people's hearts is actually very simple.He said that the goal bonus is given as usual, and this time the goal bonus, except for Neymar's share, is shared equally with each player.

Normally, the goal bonus is dominated by the player who scores the goal. This game is quite special. It is really hard for everyone to cooperate with amateurs to play football and mess around.

Everyone in Arsenal: "..."

God fucking amateurs.

Julian's goal bonus was also confiscated. He is now a man who has memorized two reviews. Considering Wenger's soft nails, it is better to keep a low profile.

However, as compensation, the Arsenal boss said that if the whole team is invited to a big meal, it will be regarded as team building.

Celebrating the Premier League being at the top of the table for a long time, this season's league championship, unless Arsenal's whole team kicks them in the face, their championship will not be able to escape.

Following last season's Champions League trophy, this season's league championship is basically in hand.It is simply the best gift Song gave to Wenger after an 11-year absence.

The last time Arsenal won the Premier League was in the 2001-2002 season.

Wenger was also invited to this big meal, and Julian sat next to Wenger obediently, thinking that the boss should calm down now.

Cough cough, what, the captain of the review was correct, but considering that their handwriting is different, Julian has to copy it again when the time comes.

Captain Huo has already finished an article, and I don't know if he asked the secretary to do it for him, but he actually wrote two large pages in a profuse manner.

It's hard to copy!

It's best if the old man is in a good mood and avoids his self-criticism.

Wenger seemed to be in high spirits. He didn't eat anything, and was going to sit down for a while before leaving. The coach was present, and the players still couldn't let go of the dinner.

Before he left, he did not forget to tell his beloved apprentice: "Bring it to the training tomorrow morning for the review."

Julian: "..."

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He was about to have a wave of self-sorrow, but when he turned his head, he was dragged up by his crazy teammates.

The coach is gone, Boss Huo is not here, it's showtime for their young people!

Come on, come on, the captain must take the lead!

"Yuni! I heard that you dance very well. It's been a long time since everyone has seen you dance!"

"That's right, when will Arsenal's second set of urban radio gymnastics be released?"

Julian:? ? ?

Have you mastered the first set?Xiao started to think about the second set?

The eldest brother is not someone who can't afford to have fun: "Tell me, what do you want to see?"

As an excellent captain, you must learn to pamper your teammates all the time

On behalf of the whole team, Walcott even asked the staff for a broom: "Striptease!"

Julian:? ? ?

When they heard the striptease, everyone said it was a good idea, and they held down Julian who wanted to get away.

Don't be shy, Youni, open your eyes!

But what about the broom?

Marchisio hesitated: "This broom is not strong, is it? Youni can't climb it."

What the fuck?

It seems to understand!

Brother is worthy of being a brother!

Everyone's eyes lit up, they poked their brooms on the ground, and started booing: "Yuni, come one!"

Julian: "..."

This force can also be called a city dweller?

Go to the captain of Nima, big brother quit!

After an indescribable after-dinner group exercise.

That evening Julian tweeted:

team leader! QQ

This tweet is headless and undirected.

The fans were blown out most of the night: ? ? ?

Arsenal fans got out of bed overnight, who bullied the big baby?Although they were in complicated moods, they didn't mean to blame him!

Fans who eat melons have already begun to guess, who is the captain calling?

There is never just one answer.

The next day, there were several players' messages under this tweet.

Van Persie:?

Huo Zheng:?

Henry:?

Buffon:?

……

Gerald: ?

fan:"……"

???

Is this what the captains came to recognize Julian?

Others forget it, Team Jie, are you so naughty?

And why did the Arsenal boss get involved?

Gerrard's reason is simple, Julian once called him captain.

He has no reason for this, and many club players who have met Arsenal have discovered that it seems to be the same thing!

so what...

Someone started to join in the fun.

German team captain Lahm stands strong:?

Ibrahimovic, the captain of the Swedish team, forced his respect:?

This time, he couldn't stop at all, the rhythm took off, and the whole football world rushed to recognize the captain.

The next day, Yu Lian, who was blocked by reporters at the entrance of the club, handed in his self-criticism: ...? ? ?