National Treasure Striker [Football]

Rooney: "..."

Everyone at Manchester United looked at each other in blank dismay, what the hell, came so fast? !

They all looked at the round thing in Julian's hand. They didn't know what it was, but looking at the tinfoil wrapped outside, it seemed to be something edible.

As Rooney's teammates, they finally have a bit of team-mate love.

"Isn't it good to eat at this time?" The game hasn't started yet, what should we do if Wayne runs too fast and throws up, "It's better to eat after the game?"

Julian squinted his eyes: "It's better to eat now, it's fresh, and eating after the game will make you prone to stomach upset."

Crowd: ? ? ?

what? !Also pay attention to the fact that if it is not fresh, it will cause stomach upset? !

"How about putting it in the refrigerator first?" Rooney swallowed, "It doesn't matter."

Julian said kindly: "I really recommend eating it now, also for the taste."

Everyone: "..."

Walcott held the camera and said calmly: "Brother, you should listen to our Uni, he never lies."

Everyone at Manchester United:? ? ?

Never lie?I believe you big head ghost!

"It won't affect the game. In fact, you can eat it after the game, but it's not so easy to eat. If you eat it now, you'll consume it in one game, so don't worry about excess calories."

Brother is so considerate!

Van Persie stood by and looked around. Very well, the coaches of the two teams are not here.

Rooney gritted his teeth: "Tell me what you brought first?"

Is it something like ice cream cake, so it doesn't taste good after the game?

Julian didn't talk nonsense with him, so he opened it for others to take a look.

He opened the tinfoil, and Walcott immediately turned on the camera lens and started recording, while recording and commenting: "Hello, fans and friends, welcome to the Arsenal live broadcast room, and now we are broadcasting for you. Julian Felix oversees Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney eating a football on live."

"Julian Felix is ​​now showing us the 'football' prepared for Wayne Rooney!"

The camera zoomed in, and the tin foil in Julian's hand opened a corner, revealing the food inside.

The background color seems to be white, and the white skin is dotted with a few black angular patterns.

It's really a "football"!

Everyone: What the hell?So lifelike? !

Walcott started booing. He only hated the other Arsenal teammates for not coming, otherwise everyone can leave together: "My friends, don't worry about the impact. We will go all out for the game later. We are here." It’s time to say hello to the staff at Old Trafford, they are very friendly, they also told us that the team manager greeted them early...”

Listening to this soul mocking guy babbling endlessly to the Manchester United crowd: "..."

The god damn team manager said hello.

It's Julian's father, their immediate boss should have greeted the people below!

It's too bad, it's really too bad!

If the owner of Arsenal is Arsenal's own father, and he treats every Arsenal player as his own son, then their Manchester United players, probably...are picked up by the owner of Manchester United from the trash can!

The big boss at the top has issued an order to ask them to cooperate!

The official strike is the deadliest!

Sir, where are you Sir, Sir, come back soon, your precious players are being bullied by Arsenal!

Julian looked at them in his pocket, what do you say?Do you know that no one will save you?Is that to eat or not to eat?

Someone asked weakly: "What is this made of? What are the raw materials?"

Julian smiled and showed the "football" in front of Walcott's camera: "The white ball inside is made of freshly peeled bananas, mashed into a puree, and machined into balls. Look, how fresh this banana is." , haven’t changed color yet, the taste must be very good.”

Everyone at Manchester United with goosebumps: "..."

Fuck, is Julian adding to the dark cuisine of the British Empire? !

The temporary commentator Walcott was particularly conscientious: "Yuni, you are so thoughtful! How many bananas do you need to make it so big?"

Julian rubbed his chin: "Well, about 20? I don't know too well. I asked the owner of the cake shop to help me make it."

Rooney: "..."

Everyone at Manchester United: "..."

Eat all 20 bananas?That's not going to heaven?

Julian introduced another wave of black polygonal patterns: "This black one..."

Walcott continued: "Chocolate?"

Julian shook his head: "No."

"cocoa powder?"

"Not at all."

Everyone at Manchester United: "..."

Please give me a good time, OK?

Julian spread his hands, this is for the effect of the show.

He announced a wave of answers: "Actually, it is a food that you may not have heard of. Southerners in China may only know this thing."

Everyone said in unison: "What is it?"

I don't know why, looking at the piles of things stuck on the mashed bananas, they are soft and not beautiful, like a not-so-beautiful sub.

"This thing is called Shudi. I knew it from our boss Huo. I went to him that day and saw him drinking the soup made from this thing."

Everyone: "..."

???

Soup?Is it the kind of witchcraft that the Chinese use to make bioweapons?

They're calling the police!

Although Walcott next to him has never heard of it, it sounds like he is awesome.

As an Arsenal man, an Arsenal man who has seen the world, he will not behave in a way that does not fit the people in the city!

Laugh at Manchester United players who have never seen the world.jpg

They all picked up the jaws that fell to the ground, and performed conventional operations.

The Manchester United players are expressionless. Bananas are paired with that dark Chinese food. Who are you trying to poison to death?

"This is for the sake of everyone's health," Julian said friendly, "chocolate is too high in calories. Although bananas are also high in calories, they are about the same after a game. As for ripe ground, its calories can can be ignored."

The Manchester United player on the opposite side looked unlovable, but this is not the reason for you to use that food that looks like some unknown excrement!

Julian said to the camera: "Actually, since everyone belongs to the same team, they should share the blessings. It just so happens that everyone is here, so why don't we help Wayne share a little. He can't finish it all by himself. "

"..."

God damn blessed to share.

Julian took out his screenshot and shook the camera: "This is the Manchester United player who liked Wayne's tweet. They are all here. Enjoying delicious food today, you should have a share."

"..."

Rooney:! ! !

I don't know why, but seeing his teammates want to eat together, he is happy!

Lu Xiaopang said obediently: "You're right, men should keep their word and act boldly. If I take the lead, my brothers will definitely help to kill them generously."

The rest of Manchester United: ? ? ?

Wayne, why don't you say "one person does one thing and one person does it"? !

Don't drag your brother into the water like this!

Julian glanced at Van Persie, and at a glance, he knew Fathead Fish, saying "man" in one bite.

Van Persie did not participate in any topics related to Manchester United and Arsenal on Twitter. He was relaxed and laughed to see that this group of people who refused to listen to persuasion and insisted on dying made themselves into a pit.

Julian took out another large bag of spoons, one for each person, for digging and eating.

Brother is so considerate, how can there be such a considerate man

Oh, I don't know which girl is cheaper in the future

Rooney took the spoon, and with an expression of honor on the battlefield, he was the first to dig into the banana football.

He cleverly avoided the black parts, and other United players quit: "Wayne, you can't just dig those bananas!"

"That's right! That... Shudi? That thing is the essence of this football!"

Lu Xiaopang is fearless: "I only said that I can eat football, I have already eaten, and what I eat is part of football."

As he said, he took another bite. The cold bananas are still quite delicious. Who hasn't eaten bananas yet: "Don't you guys eat them? As we said, everyone present has a share and must eat it."

The implication is, first come, first served, those who are left behind, the bananas have been eaten, and those Chinese dark dishes are left... Everyone understands.

Everyone: "..."

Fuck, what are you waiting for?Hurry up!

The spoons were swept away, and everyone scrambled to dig up the bananas.

As for the black part, although everyone tried their best not to touch it, it was impossible not to touch it after eating it.

"It's actually tasteless," Julian kindly reminded, "It tastes like pudding."

"..." Believe in you big-headed ghost!There isn't a single word of truth out of your mouth!

"real."

Big brother never lies, big brother always tells the truth, it's just that you misunderstood, so can you blame big brother?

Julian had noticed that Van Persie was watching a play nearby, so he decided to drag Fathead Fish into the water: "Captain, why don't you have a bite?"

Captain, you are such a man, can you set an example for this group of men who are not men?

After he said this, there was no need to continue persuading him. The whole Manchester United team knew the truth that a dead teammate would not die in a poor way, so they directly put the spoon in Van Persie's hands and could not be refused.

They suddenly felt that the Young Master's family wasn't that annoying!

The Young Master is actually not a bad guy!

Van Persie, who was deceived by the elder son's strength: "..."

The former Arsenal captain and the current Arsenal captain looked at each other for a while, and made concessions for a long time.

He stepped forward and extended the spoon to the evil dark food.

Everyone watched him getting closer to that scary black part, and their breaths were lightened.

Van Persie dug a spoonful of the soft rotten ripe ground on the banana, brought it to his mouth, and seemed to hesitate for a while.

Everyone booed there, telling Van Persie to eat quickly.

Julian shook his head beside him, look, Manchester United's brotherhood is so plastic.

Or the brotherhood of capitalism is more reliable.

Van Persie raised his eyes and looked at Julian. He didn't know what he thought of. He twitched the corners of his mouth, and before everyone could react, he ate the terrible food in the spoon in one bite.

The Manchester United players opened their eyes wide, watching him eat, all their eyes were focused on his face, for fear that Van Persie's face would turn blue in the next second and he was in urgent need of help.

However, they were overthinking. The Dutchman held the lump in his mouth, moved his cheeks, chewed it a few times without changing his expression, and then swallowed it calmly.

? ? ?Fuck?

Robin is a real man!

Van Persie opened his mouth at them, signaling that he swallowed it: "It's really tasteless, just like pudding, but not sweet."

A bunch of people are skeptical, really?

Should be true?It seems that Robin is not reluctant at all!

Julian said at the right time from the side: "I didn't lie to you, did I? Look, your teammates are fine at all."

The Manchester United players thought so too. Some food just doesn't look so elegant, maybe it tastes good too?

Close your eyes, take a sip and you're done!

Deep feelings, a mouthful of stuffiness!

It's time to show Arsenal a wave of Manchester United's strong team cohesion!

Walcott continued to record on the side: "Fans and friends, now is the climax moment I am most looking forward to. I believe you should also be looking forward to it when you see this. The thing called 'Rudi' is really like Julian Faye. What Lex and Robin van Persie said, the taste is not difficult to accept?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the Manchester United players in front of him took a spoonful, took a deep breath, and put it into their mouths while doing psychological construction.

However, in the next second, they collectively vomited out:

"Pfft... bah bah bah!!!"

"Cough cough cough cough..."

This terrible taste, also said to be like pudding? !

How did Robin do it?

Damn, Robin can do it, but he cheated them!

Julian looked at Van Persie at the side, and felt that Fathead Yu was really not too polite, and he could understand what he meant with just one look.

Van Persie, who did a wave of undercover quietly, looked at his angry teammates: "I really think it's acceptable, maybe our acceptance is different."

"Why don't you eat the rest for everyone?" Everyone expressed dissatisfaction.

Julian said at the right time: "The captain wasn't on the list, he just helped you try it as a friend, it's already great."

Van Persie agreed and suggested to his teammates to go to the bathroom in the locker room first.

...It's really unpalatable, just rinse your mouth well.

Then he turned around and scored an extra goal for the eldest son.

It is impossible to try food for nothing, and it is impossible in this life.

When he went out, the banana football had already been eaten, and the entire Manchester United team looked ashen, as if they had experienced something terrible that they would never forget in their lifetime.

Even when it was time for the player channel to start the game, they didn't slow down.

The Arsenal players were scratching their heads, wanting to know what happened, but they had to wait until after the game to find out.

The entire Manchester United team looked weak, while secretly waiting to see Julian, who was wearing goalkeeper gloves, come out, and waited for a while to rub each other on the ground during the game. They had prepared for this day for too long. Today, you can definitely get 1000 million from the owner of Manchester United, and cheat the owner of 300 million.

Oh, by the way, the Arsenal boss has already increased the bonus for Arsenal, because this is the semi-finals of the Champions League.

They kept turning their heads and finally saw the person.

Julian walked over slowly, followed by another person.

It's Arsenal boss!

What day is it today, why did the Arsenal boss come to Old Trafford?

Huo Zheng cared about the players while walking: "Aren't you going to play goalkeeper today?"

Julian didn't wear gloves. He is indeed not a goalkeeper. Recently, he has to take on the important task of making the whole team cooperate well and take care of the surplus midfielders in the team.

Julian asked him, "Captain, why are you here?"

Huo Zheng said: "Oh, the boss of Manchester United, your father invited me to watch the game together."

The Manchester United crowd with their ears pricked up:? ? ?

Julian smiled when he heard it: "Okay, you can help me find out, what exactly does my old man want?"

Captain Huo looked helpless: "You are really a pair of amazing father and son."

If Julian doesn't continue this topic with him, just play football, don't promote capitalists, let alone capitalist transactions.

The capitalist must have no good intentions in inviting Captain Huo.

He looked at Huo Zheng with a very admiring gaze: "Captain, I can't walk anymore, I'm so tired."

Huo Zheng: "..."

Here again, that look that made it impossible to refuse any request from him.

He looked helpless, and he didn't care that he was wearing a suit that couldn't be opened: "Come on, I'll walk over with you on my back?"

Julian grinned, and unceremoniously jumped on Captain Huo's back: "Drive~"

Huo Zheng walked steadily with Yulian on his back, not at all reluctant, and he didn't see that he was carrying a big baby that weighed around 200 catties.

The well-fitting suit completely lost the elegance of a businessman, revealing a bit of strength.

The powerful arms wrapped in the black coat revealed the shape of muscles faintly.

A thug in a suit with a big devil on his back.

The Manchester United people who feel that they are not well: "..."

Huo Zheng carried Julian on his back all the way, and walked without changing his face, with a 100% return rate.

Coincidentally, at this time, the live broadcast camera in the player tunnel was turned on, and the commentator was just about to warm up before the game with a lot of voice, when he was choked by the scene in front of him.

Fans who watched the live broadcast early: "..."

Let me tell you, this is why, when you watch an Arsenal game, you must turn on the TV in advance, and you will not hesitate to watch a few more commercials.

Because whenever there is an Arsenal game at the beginning, there will always be wonderful shots that you can't imagine.

The kind that makes you feel like you missed a hundred million by accident.

Julian rode on the owner of his own club, with a fearless face and no embarrassment at all, and smiled brightly at the camera.

After finishing the work, he still looked at the former captain passing by, and greeted him very sweetly and politely: "Captain~"

Van Persie and Huo Zheng turned their heads at the same time.

"..."