National Treasure Striker [Football]

What Rooney said at the beginning was that if the Manchester United boss had a father-son relationship with the Arsenal captain, he would live and eat football.

Julian said on Twitter on the third day that Rooney can be ready to live and eat football!

Therefore, the person involved did officially announce his relationship with the Manchester United boss!

A hot search hit social media:

[Arsenal goalkeeper reveals shocking secret: Manchester United owner is my real father]

Manchester United fans: ? ? ?

Fuck, eat melons and eat yourself? !

Is the agreed father-son relationship just misrepresented by the media?

The person involved admitted it so readily?

In this way... Isn't their young master's family living outside?

Manchester United's young club is exiled to rival Arsenal?Many fans immediately imagined the next heart-wrenching development——

Years later, the hostile captain, who has been living in the sworn enemy, returns to Manchester United to take over from his father to lead the team? !

It's very possible. Club owners generally don't change easily. One day the current Manchester United owner wants to retire and hand over the team to his son... Isn't it GG?

The picture is so beautiful, they are going to be blind!

Manchester United fans do not admit it!Never admit it!Unless Julian learns from Van Persie and sells himself to Manchester United as a captain for one year!

Come to Old Trafford to play football and become a Manchester United star in the future, they will accept it!

First let's talk about the boss of Manchester United, boss, don't you have a lot of money?Remember to buy your son next season!

Netizens collectively turned their heads, and they didn't think of the real master mentioned by Julian's Twitter until they couldn't walk anymore because of this huge melon.

Yo, this is another melon.

You can eat melons too much. Sexy fans, online Art Manchester United team.

Rooney, who was crazily called by his teammates in the team group:? ? ?

[Wayne!Incredible!Get on Twitter! @wayne]

[what happened? ]

[You will know when you go up! ]

[Hey Wayne, Wayne you guys! ? ]

[He can’t go to Twitter for the time being. He happened to be training just now, and was caught by the boss when he took out his mobile phone, and the boss confiscated his mobile phone. ]

[Oh, poor Wayne, God bless him. ]

[……what happened?What does that Arsenal lad mean by his tweet?Is that what I thought it meant? ! ]

[...I want to know if what you think is the same as mine...]

[No way, don’t you think the same as me? ! ]

[......]

[@robin]

[It's useless to find me, I suggest that you first eliminate the evidence in favor of Wayne. ]

That's right!

Then there was no response from the group, and those who still had mobile phones rushed to Twitter to eliminate all traces of their support for Rooney's "live broadcast and eat football".

Cancel likes, delete retweets, and pretend nothing happened.

Rooney's top comment section, which had received countless comments from his teammates, suddenly became empty.

Only his rhetoric is still hanging there-his own mobile phone will be stored with Ferguson for an afternoon, and there is no chance to delete Twitter this afternoon.

Everyone couldn't bear it. It seems that it's not good if you don't die as a fellow Taoist... Why don't you turn around and treat Wayne to a meal?

After the Manchester United players wiped out all the evidence, they continued to train with a guilty conscience and successfully harvested Ferguson's death hair dryer.

The Manchester United coach is very dissatisfied with the distraction of this group of people. He knows what these people are struggling with recently. He didn't intend to mention it at first, but now it seems that people's hearts are distracted.

"Who are you playing for? Are you only playing for the team owner?"

"What do you have to do with players from other teams? Tell me, what's so special about Arsenal? What makes you so afraid? Is your father hiding there?"

"You play football for the team, for the fans, and for yourself!" The hair dryer was turned on at full power, "After today's training is over, don't come here tomorrow, go back and meet your parents, and make sure that no one in your family is going to join us!" Arsenal!"

Ferguson spoke one mouthful after another, fucking, very high, the low-pressure Manchester inexplicably blows a wind full of saliva.

Everyone: "..."

3 minutes of silence for their precarious hairlines.

After finally finishing the extra training, everyone at Manchester United took out their phones wearily.

Nima, isn't Arsenal hiding half of their own father?

Their immediate bosses are the parents of food and clothing, and Arsenal on the opposite side are the sons of parents of food and clothing. After many years of mortal enemies, they became father and son soldiers of each other. How could they not be confused?

That's not it.Julian happily took a screenshot of Rooney's rhetoric, which was praised by many people in Manchester United. He perfectly preserved the evidence, and also ate all the people involved in it.

Your Menfeng father is talking to you, if you are a man, you dare to act boldly, so hurry up and stop ink marks.

Arsenal fans were particularly happy today. The Arsenal fans pubs in London were as lively as Christmas. They made a smug taunt to Manchester United fans:

--How to say?Do you know what to do when you see Arsenal in the future?Don't be arrogant, think about who is paying you wages!

- They have the Manchester United owner's precious son in hand!I heard that the boss of Manchester United was worried that his stepmother would treat Julian badly, so he hasn't looked for a second spring so far... How can such a father not feel sorry for their outstanding and handsome big baby?Who dares to bully his son?

Manchester United fans were not to be outdone, and after learning that the parties were officially declared blood relations, their scalps were numb and they were still retorting:

——Don't be silly, Julian will come to Manchester United sooner or later, as long as his father is sitting in the position of Manchester United boss.

——Let’s not talk about the arrival of that day.Let’s say that the father is at Manchester United and the son is at Arsenal. These are two generations. So Arsenal still have to call them Manchester United dads according to their seniority?

There is really no sense of disobedience when you say it. Manchester United and Arsenal stand together, isn't it like a group of adults bullying a group of children?

Two generations, indeed two generations!

Arsenal's sensibility obediently knelt down and called Dad!

The fans of the two teams quarreled. Arsenal fans hated someone coveting their captain the most.

The sensation caused by the relationship between the two Felixes had to say continued to ferment, and the traffic of the Manchester United boss's Twitter reached a new high.

Before, because they were not sure what kind of crazy the Manchester United boss was smoking, many fans didn't think twice about the photos he posted.

This time, the parties have all hinted at their real relationship. These pictures are the treasure atlas!

Save pictures, save pictures!

Of course, those who like Julian must save it, and save it in their computer or mobile phone to appreciate slowly, and those who don’t like it can also save it happily. As a black photo or something, the boss of Manchester United is really assisting.

After a wave of self-orgasms online, netizens finally remembered a certain Manchester United player.

As a victim of capitalist society, Rooney has become the second object of concern for fans.

Lu Xiaopang, don't even think about running away, do you think that if you pretend to be dead, everyone won't remember you?

They all kindly left messages to Rooney, expressing their admiration for his daring character (other Manchester United players deleted Twitter, likes and comments), but they didn't expect that Rooney would blow up at the critical moment.

Lu Xiaopang, who finally got his phone back: "..."

Rooney felt bitter, and Rooney had nothing to say.

He said in his heart that everyone can't be trusted anymore, and this group of teammates has no love for teammates at all!

After thinking about it, it is better to find an outsider to complain.

Rooney bombed his former little partner, Ronaldo who is now playing in Real Madrid.

Ronaldo, who was swimming in the swimming pool at home, looked confused: Manchester United's housework, what do you do with him who has not been at Manchester United for a long time?

Rooney took Ronaldo to recall the youthful years that belonged to the two of them at the time, how dazzling the Manchester United twin stars were, they used to be as good as one person for a while, played football together, and dated girls together... …

Rooney said with a sad face after finishing the work: "Cris, do you think it's too late for me to go find Mr. Felix now?"

Talk to the boss of Manchester United, can he help his son stop worrying about live broadcasting and eating football?

Who's on who's side!

He just spoke for the boss, is he easy?

Ronaldo said very kindly: "It's too late. I just heard what you said. I checked Twitter and found that your boss just had a new update."

Rooney:? ? ?

Rooney turned around and went to Twitter, even his friends saw it, which means that the Manchester United boss may have sneezed and made Twitter tremble three times.

He soon discovered that under the tweet he didn't delete, he got a different like.

This is a heavyweight praise, containing ardent hopes from the top club bosses.

—Manchester United boss Frank Felix liked his tweet about eating football live.

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Lu Xiaopang:? ? ?

Ronaldo then sent him a text message: "Don't struggle brother, you might as well think about the posture of eating football."

Rooney is sad and angry, is there anyone who can comfort others like you!If you are a brother, please help find a way!

"There is a way, isn't it just to eat a football?" The Portuguese said, "Just get a piece of cake that is not so high in calories and make it into the shape of a football... However, it is probably hard to find a cake that is not so high in calories."

Rooney's eyes lit up, no matter what he ate, he would have to eat a few days of unpalatable nutritious meals to get rid of these calories: "It's a way!"

Fans will be shocked by a series of operations by the Manchester United boss and the Arsenal captain. What is this?Public screen interaction?Public show dad/son?Official welfare? !

The owner of Manchester United actually sold his players. It seems that he is very supportive of Julian's supervision of Wayne Rooney's live broadcast of football!

The father and son played it too well!Having fooled everyone and even tricked a wave of outsiders, aren't the two of them just enjoying the show now?

Julian said that the ghost knows what the capitalists are playing, and the elder brother didn't go with the capitalists. They were friends from the beginning to the end, and they didn't send a message in private.

The eldest brother saw that Lu Xiaopang didn't give an answer, so he ordered it for him:

Brother, please have a big meal:

@ Wayne Rooney, I have arranged everything for you. When we go to your place to play in the first round, I will show you a wave of eating football.You don't have to worry about which football to eat, we will prepare it for you.

fan:"……"

The young club of Manchester United, why do you have a nickname every day?You name-changing madman!

No, that's not the point, the point is... Are you in such a hurry to formally meet with your direct descendants?

Manchester United fans are in a mixed mood. The young club is provoking on their territory. Are they booing or booing?

But they also want to see Wayne Rooney eat football...

Arsenal fans hahahahaha, they are so happy to see Manchester United fans deflated.

Are you angry, but there is nothing you can do with their big baby?There is really no way, if you dare to touch a hair of the big baby, the boss of Manchester United will deduct the food of the whole team.

Thinking about it this way, I dare not move for Manchester United fans!

The words of the little spider are their weathervane, and the collective help of Ai Truni is over.

Rooney wants to cheat and get away with it?nonexistent.

He secretly poked Rooney who was about to order a football cake: "..."

Even gave birth to the idea of ​​transferring to Arsenal.jpg

The whole Manchester United team has been hit hard recently. After training, they all look bitter and bitter. They have never been so unwilling to play the Champions League semi-finals as soon as possible.

However, this day comes sooner or later, sooner or later.

The confused state of Manchester United players was noticed by Ferguson. During the pre-match press conference, Ferguson sprayed a wave of Arsenal and Wenger from the air, saying that Arsenal are not like a football team now. For show.

Mr. Wenger retorted unceremoniously: "Ferguson is just envious of us having a good captain."

After praising someone as a good captain, the old man returned to the locker room, and signaled to Julian, who had quietly ordered an unknown food from outside, to write a check for him later, summarizing what happened during this period.

Xiaojiju: "..."

The eldest brother found that every time he ran into Manchester United, nothing good seemed to happen!

Last time, I wrote the inspection after the game against Manchester United!

This time before the game started, the boss told me to write an inspection in advance!

Big Brother is going to be in trouble!The troubles of puberty, the fluffy kind!

Julian's self-psychological enlightenment ability is powerful. Since the elder brother is unhappy, he should find something to do that makes him happy.

For example, base your own happiness on the suffering of others.

I heard that the Manchester United team is going to fight their backs for the capitalist's 1000 million today?

Why don't you bring a gift to greet me in advance?

Knowing that Julian was going to find Rooney, the whole locker room was ready to move.

In the end, Julian said that mobilizing crowds is not good. In other people's territory, you should save some face for the opposite party. Moreover, the elder brother is a man who is behind the inspection.

They just went to the two of them, and then they took a video and everyone watched it and it was over.

After thinking about it, Julian still went to Walcott. Well, my eldest brother was very impressed by his soul taunt, and I believe the whole Manchester United team was also.

The Manchester United team was still discussing how to get another 100 million from the young club, when they saw the young club came with a person and something.

Rooney: "..."

Everyone at Manchester United: "..."

He came, he came, he came with football...

Glory was selected, and Walcott, who could witness the scene of the crime, laughed before saying anything: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Crowd: ? ? ?

Fuck?Isn't this the guy who mocked the soul last time? !

What do you want to do, you, and your captain, don't come here!

Julian took out a round wrapped thing, and blocked the door of Manchester United's dressing room carelessly. He first greeted Van Persie, and then asked Rooney: "How are you going to eat?"