[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

The Riddler regretted it very much.

He thinks that his IQ is invincible, and even the Dark Knight Batman is slightly inferior. His biggest hobby is to design all kinds of tricky and complicated riddle games, and then pull other people into his games.

The Riddler is an extremely narcissistic person. He doesn't think the clown is so powerful, nor does he acquiesce in his leading position among the super villains, but he doesn't refuse the clown's invitation.

A grand carnival, a guessing game that everyone can participate in, he has no reason to refuse, and he is extremely looking forward to the final result.

Of course, if he had known in advance what he would face later, the Riddler would have knocked the Joker to death with his cane the moment he approached the door.

"What's your expression?" The method of body restraint does not imprison a person's facial expression. It's not impossible to achieve it, but Elvira thinks it's more interesting.

"Green suit, green skirt, I have fully considered your personal preferences." With the riddle man's terrified eyes, Elvira gently patted the dust on the green bubble skirt. Of course, she couldn't help These people take off their clothes, raise their right hands and snap their fingers, and the simple process of changing clothes is over.

"That's right, it looks pretty good." Pretending not to notice the overly thick hair on the man's legs, Elvira nodded on her own, and she shifted her gaze to the Mad Hatter next to the Riddler, with the same expression on her face as before. She smiled friendly, "OK, it's your turn, do you like long skirts or short skirts? Ah, I almost forgot, you can't talk now, so let's use short skirts, short skirts are not suitable for wearing long skirts."

Mad Hatter: "..."

Knock your mother!Knock your mom, did you hear that! ! !

Ai Earthbenball Vera is ruthless, no matter whether these villains are really gnashing their teeth or pretending not to care but actually gnashing their teeth, she can play the dress-up game without changing her face.

As I said before, if eyes could kill, Elvira would not die—

She is not human.

After undressing and changing clothes with one click, Elvira matched the wigs for the five people according to their clothing styles. The Riddler was a green bubble skirt with black bangs and long straight, and the sexy hot girl style of the Mad Hatter. Elvira put on a golden wig with the ears on him. The clown's style is different from others. Others are going to participate in the draft. Only he can walk in Victoria's Secret with wings. She didn't really put wings on the clown, she just chose a distinctive wine red big wavy wig, coupled with that even more distinctive leopard print bikini, it will definitely make the clown on the draft stage the most popular in the audience. Pretty cub!

The other four people who were forced to hold pink signs: "..."

The hatred for Elvira was cut by more than half.

As the saying goes, people are more dead than people, and goods are thrown away, but the current situation is just the opposite. Except for the clown, the other four super villains are all perverted from this method, and their thinking is also very perverted. Great comfort was obtained from the same kind, but this comfort did not last long——

Elvira directly took the five of them to the central square!

The five people couldn't move, and Elvira "kindly" helped them pose. There are different styles and different poses, and the only thing they have in common is the pink sign they hold in their hands.The culprit slipped away very quickly, leaving the five of them in a mess in the middle of the square.

Just wear women's clothes!After wearing it, I still have to be surrounded by so many people!This makes them how to mess around in Gotham in the future!

"Puff." Tim, who was wearing Robin's uniform, couldn't help laughing, facing Bat, adoptive father, Batman's extremely deep eyes, "Avella really has a lot of ideas."

Batman glanced at him blankly, "It doesn't have to be about Elvira." Having said that, his attitude didn't look suspicious, Tim had long been used to the old father's awkward personality, shrugging Shrugged and said nothing.

After discounting (discounting) dressing up and finishing the villain group headed by the clown, Elvira teleported to Metropolis. She knew that Batman would contact her soon, not only because of the showy operations she made, but also Because of the ban imposed on clowns and others.

Sure enough, when Elvira finished eating the seventh hot dog she bought, Batman sent a text message directly. The only difference is that after going to the lunatic asylum to release the clown and the others, Elvira also accepted Batman's invitation Went to Wayne Manor.

The housekeeper Alfred welcomed Elvira with great enthusiasm, and went to the kitchen to bake a large plate of the best cookies. Elvira was super satisfied, and her mood crossed the good line in one fell swoop, staying in the very good column .

Bruce Wayne didn't pull her to ask any serious questions, and he didn't stay in the living room on the first floor all the time, but this didn't affect Elvira, her mentality was different from Tim Drake, no matter Bruce Elvira doesn't care if Wayne is around her or not, and Tim admires that he can watch the mobile phone and watch videos as if no one else is around. He feels that he will never reach Elvira's level——

The "Master" buff on Bruce Wayne is too strong!

"Playing games?" Elvira is a smart ball, but also a considerate ball. When Batman was still on the first floor, she didn't invite Tim. Now that the old father is gone, she decisively chooses to make a move.

Tim: "What game?"

"Anything is fine, on the phone, on the computer." Elvira smiled, "I'm very talented in this aspect."

So they went to the room to play games together.

Elvira's game level is indeed not low, not only because of her smooth operation, but also because she never has heavy mouth (swearing) cannon (human) strength.

Such a rich vocabulary, the irritable output that makes people have toothaches, headaches and heartaches, can never be achieved without a certain amount of time.

"Why don't you kill people? Do you believe in Buddhism?"

"Die laughing, all the Buddhas enshrined in Buddhist temples on the earth are not as merciful as you."

"I accuse you, hurry up, forget it, you'd better go, get out!"

"Beautiful! The wave just now definitely hurt the enemy by [-], and hurt yourself by [-]."

"What brand of plastic bag are you? It can hold it so well. Forget it, you'd better go to the construction site to work. I found that you are very good at carrying it."

"Food is food, and e-sports food is the original sin. I put a Erha on the map and I can play it better than you. Forget it, don't insult the cute dog. He is quite innocent."

Tim who slashed monsters diligently: "..."

It sounds like an old gamer.

Their luck today is really not very good. The teammates they met were either bad or bad. Even if they had some signs of winning, they still ended in failure. Strong, with a delicate and beautiful face, said cruel and violent words, listening to it, Tim not only stopped being angry, but also wanted to laugh.

What a pity, my teammates on the other end of the computer.

But it deserves it.

In terms of age, Ivy Ladang Tim's great-great-great-great-grandmother (500 words omitted here) is enough, but in terms of character, they can still play together very well.Tim has an optimistic personality and is very humorous. He is more sensible and smarter than most of his peers, but at the same time, he has not lost the youthful vigor that belongs to him. He is a proper treasure boy. As for Elvira No matter how powerful she is, it can be seen from the evaluations of the Avengers and those around her that Elvira's temperament has always maintained a very pure childishness, not annoying childishness, but Straightforward and lovely, know the world but not the world, no matter how much you see and experience, it will not be affected.

Always honest, always sunny, always bright.

"Are they still playing games in the room?" In the study on the second floor, Bruce Wayne sipped the black coffee that Alfred had just brought, and asked in a casual tone.

"Yeah, Master Tim looks very happy. He rarely has the opportunity to enjoy life with his peers." It's not that Ivya's identity is unclear, but the wise and kind old housekeeper prefers to use ordinary, Looking at her with warm eyes, in the heart of the old housekeeper, Elvira is an enthusiastic and lively girl, "They get along very well, the master can invite Elvira to play in the manor more in the future."

Bruce Wayne said nothing.

He adjusted his sitting posture and leaned back in the chair a little casually. This posture belonged to Bruce Wayne, not Batman.

On the desk in front of him are several stacks of sorted materials, and in the middle is a freshly released local newspaper. Gotham’s newspaper office is extremely efficient. The clown and others have just been imprisoned in the Arkham Asylum. All kinds of newspapers with the core titles of "Gotham villains make their debut" and "Shocked! Five women's bosses appeared in the central square. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality" were sold on the Internet, accompanied by pictures. Nine out of ten are clowns in bikinis.

Thinking of the scene he saw in the central square not long ago and the ugly faces of those five people when they were sent to the madhouse, Bruce Wayne lowered his head, touched his nose, and finally couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth.

"you are great."

"Thank you for the compliment."

After playing games with Tim in the room for more than two hours, Elvira also took advantage of the opportunity to stay for dinner. Although the owner of the manor had no intention of driving her away, the housekeeper Afu also kindly invited her to stay, but This doesn't affect Elvira's principle of following wherever she goes.

It doesn't conflict with you to keep me and I take the initiative to stay.

Crack rice expert √

Elvira, who has a powerful cheat, knows that the richest man in Gotham has adopted three sons successively. The eldest son is now working as a vigilante in a neighboring city. Although the second son has a normal mind, he is still a little awkward in his heart. Only now he is Robin Tim lives in Wayne Manor regularly. However, no matter how many conflicts the father and son have had, and how many bloody TV dramas have been entangled, the fact that they are relatives cannot be erased.

Therefore, Wayne Manor will not prevent Dick or Jason from coming. Elvira was just having a meal this time, and she did not expect that this meal would eventually turn into a family dinner, even if Dick and Jason both The actual words and deeds showed that they did not make an appointment in advance, and it could not change the fact that the two arrived at Wayne Manor at the same time.

Both of them knew about the incident that happened in the central square today. Jason even mixed in the crowd to appreciate it up close. He can make the clown come up with new tricks. If he hadn’t learned the 10086 uses of rainbow farts, he would definitely become the leader of the boasting group on the spot and praise Avella to the point of loss. However, Avella was just too easy Satisfied, Jason's simple "You are amazing" is enough for her to be happy, and when she responded, her jaw still slightly raised, like a cat being plucked.

It's amazing.

Dick Grayson, who was watching the whole process, sighed with emotion.

It is obviously such a powerful and special existence, but it is unexpectedly pure, and it is the type that can be seen through at a glance.

After dinner, Elvira was not in a hurry to go back to school. She always remembered the tragic experience in the afternoon. It just so happened that Tim also thought the same as her. The two returned to the room and started to kill all directions with the keyboard.

At first, Jason was just watching out of curiosity, and after watching, he naturally joined them. Elvira is still the irritable ball that "you're going to be fucked by me", not only the crazy output in her hands, but also her mouth. stopped.

"You're awesome, it's the first time I've met someone whose gaming level can fluctuate like bungee jumping."

"The signal is broken, withdraw! Forget it, you guys should just hang up, I can hit ten with one."

"Sure enough, Grandma Changshou is right. Staying away from vegetable chickens is the first element of longevity."

"I really don't understand why some people like to play games, because he was killed twenty times in one minute?"

Batman pretending to pass by the door unintentionally: "..."

Captain America likes this genre?

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……

Elvira has recently become very interested in Chinese folklore stories.

She likes reading books very much, and she reads very fast, so she can learn a lot of information in a short period of time, comparable to a walking encyclopedia.

The Chinese nation has a history of 5000 years and an incomparably magnificent and splendid civilization. Elvira has read contemporary masterpieces as well as relatively obscure ancient sayings and ancient articles. Compared with these books, legends and stories are more fictional, and the content Or simple or complex, but without exception full of fun.

"Snail girl? What snail girl?"

"It's a Chinese legend I read." Elvira sat up slightly and briefly narrated the story to Catherine. "Once upon a time, there was a poor farmer who made a living by farming for the landlord—"

Catherine: "Landlord?"

Elvira: "It's those who have money and land."

Catherine nodded knowingly, "Evil capitalist."

"Oh, it's not important." Avella continued, "This farmer is very hardworking and works hard every day. One day, he picked up a very big snail in the field. He was very surprised, so he took the snail Brought it home."

Catherine: "Is he so hungry? Want to cook the snails?"

Elvira: "Of course not...he brought the snail home and raised it."

"This is too strange!" Catherine said with incomprehensible writing all over her face, "Bringing the snails home? Keeping them??"

Elvira: "..."

Avella speeded up her speech silently, "In the next period of time, every time he returns home after working, he will find that the house is cleaned very cleanly, and hot meals will be placed on the table in advance. The farmer is very curious about the reason behind this , so I secretly hid in the dark and observed—it turned out that the snail girl did all of this! She can turn into a human!"

"..." Catherine looked like she wanted to complain, but she held back.

Elvira: "After knowing the identity of the snail girl, the farmer was very pleasantly surprised. He fell in love with the snail girl, and the two got married not long after."

This time, Catherine didn't hide anymore, and rolled her huge eyes towards the sky, "Of course, she cooks for you every day, of course you will fall in love with her, isn't the snail girl herself ugly? If there is a handsome guy If I cook something delicious for you, won't you fall in love with him?"

"Of course not." Elvira was serious for a second, "I'm very specific."

It is absolutely impossible for her to betray Steve!

Catherine: "Then what if you are not with the captain? If the captain is not your boyfriend, and there are other handsome boys who cook for you every day and give you snacks every day, won't you be moved?"

Elvira: "..."

Elvira was shamefully silent.

"Look?" Catherine said "I knew it", "So what does this story want to express? It is impossible for a normal person to reject the snail girl?"

"Emmm... There is a saying that the Emperor of Heaven is a god in Chinese myths and legends. He knew that the young farmer's parents had died since he was a child, and he was lonely. The girl went down to earth to help him—” At this point, Avella’s eyes lit up, “The farmer and the snail girl are destined by fate, and Steve and I are also very destined. It’s my first time to go to Met him in New York!"

"There were other Avengers at the time." Catherine added briefly.

"But I fought him! He stopped the bullets I threw with his shield!"

"……so?"

Is it fate between you that you almost got into a fight with the captain?

Without responding to the good sister's doubts, Elvira was completely immersed in her own world, "Steve is handsome, he can draw, and he can make delicious pudding—he is my snail girl!" said After finishing this sentence, the black-haired girl jumped up from the sofa with a high-spirited look.

"I've made up my mind, I'm going to propose to Steve now!"

Catherine: "..."

Catherine: "???"

The author has something to say: The conversation about the snail girl in the article is almost a reproduction of the original scene between me and my roommate. At that time, I even posted a Weibo to complain hahaha, but her conclusion is really incisive ! "Of course, she cooks for you every day, of course you will fall in love with her." Really sober in the world (thumbs).

But talking about some stories I read when I was a child, I really thought carefully and terrified. When I read the story of the snail girl on the Internet, I found that there was an ending that the snail girl married a farmer and gave birth to a child. Once, the child went to Playing by the river, I was scolded by other children as the child of the snail spirit, and then he went home and hid his mother's shell, and the snail girl would never turn back into an snail. I was really uncomfortable when I saw it , I also remembered a story about hiding the fairy's feather coat so that she could not fly back to the sky. It was really terrible, and it ruined the three views.