[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

Old apartment in Brooklyn, New York.

Under the wall lamp that casts warm yellow light, the oven at work exudes bright and warm orange light.

With a light "ding", the slightly bitter caramel smell permeated the air.

In the brightly lit kitchen, there was a slight clink of porcelain plates. Steve Rogers put on oven gloves and leaned over to take out the freshly baked pudding.

He is not a person who is good at cooking, so most of the free time these days, Steve will practice making pudding in the old apartment, the most popular and most popular creme brulee, the steps of making are not complicated, but He still practiced repeatedly many times.

Like every time in the past, the man took off the oven mitts and tasted the freshly baked puddings one by one. After a long period of serious practice, Steve's cooking level has been significantly improved, and it is not like it was at the beginning , It is not something that can be put into the mouth at first glance.

After eating the pudding, Captain America packed up the kitchen skillfully. He didn’t go back to the Avengers Building. He slept in the old apartment for a night and then started the production steps he was already familiar with. After all the perfect puddings were out of the oven, he put them one by one. Put it in a box, then walked downstairs and got on the motorcycle.

At 11:30 noon, the moment when the bright sunlight continues to gather.

Catherine accompanied Elvira, who was full of joy, to the school gate.

It's almost time for lunch. There are many people coming and going at the gate. Some people are walking towards the food street outside the campus. The man in a brown coat and a pair of sunglasses is leaning against the cool Harley motorcycle. The return rate is simply explosive.

Elvira didn't care about the eyes of the others, and ran to the tree with a clear goal, and the hem of the floral skirt was obviously curved by the airflow.Steve took off his sunglasses, took a decisive step forward, and firmly caught the girl who threw herself into his arms. The flowers fell on him in full bloom, and Avilla, who had landed smoothly, rubbed against his neck in super satisfaction. One hand was changed to hold the man's arm, and his face was full of almost substantive expectations.

"Gifts? Gifts? Didn't you say you prepared a gift for me?"

Steve smiled helplessly and rubbed her head, his demeanor was completely different from when he was Captain America.

"I made some pudding for you." He handed the food box and bag on the back seat of the motorcycle to Elvira, "Taste how it tastes, and tell me if it doesn't taste good."

"Pudding? You made it?" Elvira's eyes widened in surprise, and the joy in her eyes was even stronger than before. "Steve, you are too virtuous!"

Steve: "...that's not how the term is used."

Elvira didn't listen at all. She took the pudding with a cherished face, then stood on tiptoe, and kissed the corner of Steve's lips, "Don't worry! I'll definitely eat it with gratitude!"

Steve hummed, and then smiled helplessly, "You can also share it with your friends."

Elvira's expression suddenly became vigilant: "How many did you do?"

Steve: "Eight."

"Forget it then." She raised her chin confidently, "Eighty puddings are not enough for me, let alone eight. Anyway, the school cafeteria also sells puddings. Catherine can buy them in the cafeteria if she wants to eat."

"...You are slandering." After returning to the dormitory with a box of pudding in her arms, Elvira received a serious question from her good sister, "When did I say I want to eat your pudding?"

Captain America made pudding for his girlfriend, why should she eat it?Does she deserve it? ?

"Really don't want it?" Elvira opened the box carefully, and a slightly bitter caramel smell immediately permeated the air, "I just thought about it carefully, and it's okay to share half with you."

Catherine: "..."

Although... shamefully moved.

In this way, Catherine, who established an extraordinary friendship with Elvira, successfully got a captain's brand creme brulee from her good sister. Elvira was only skinny on her mouth, but she was still willing to give a whole pudding to her. of.

"Well, it's delicious!" Catherine gave a thumbs up without hesitation, and said with inexplicable emotion, "I didn't expect the captain to be so good and also make desserts."

He is handsome, capable of fighting, has a good personality, has a charismatic personality, and will seriously prepare surprises for his girlfriend. In comparison, her family Eric is really too trashy.

Elvira, who had just finished eating her third pudding, sat on the sofa in a relaxed posture, and suddenly asked, "How are you feeling now?"

Catherine: "Huh?"

Elvira: "You should be in a good mood after eating something delicious, right?"

The pudding made by Steve himself is so rare!You must be super happy after eating it, right?This way she can continue the next topic!

"Really?" Catherine didn't understand Elvira's purpose for asking this question, and her tone was full of uncertainty.

"Then I'll tell you the truth." Elvira ignored the good sister's doubts, and she couldn't delay any longer. She wanted to tell the truth as soon as possible!

"Actually, I'm not human." Facing Catherine's increasingly blank eyes, Elvira took the usual straight-ball approach, "I'm not a mutant, nor an ordinary human with special abilities. I'm not human."

Catherine: "..."

Although...why does it sound so much like scolding yourself?

"Emmm..." The brown-haired girl threw away some weird thoughts, and opened her mouth after deliberation, "Then you are...?"

"Earth." Elvira said with a smile, "My body is the earth, and I am the embodiment of the consciousness of the earth."

Catherine's expression was blank for two seconds.

"Earth?!!!"

Is it the earth she thought of?The blue star mentioned in the textbook?The planet where humans live? ? ?

"Yeah." Elvira nodded, with a calm look of "I know you must be surprised, but you don't have to be so surprised", "Steve and the others had the same reaction as you at the beginning, but now they have accepted it well gone."

Catherine: "..."

She was silent for a long time, and a lot of bullet screens flashed in her mind at this moment. Finally, after she stopped talking again and again, Catherine still said that sentence with a strange face, "Then you and the captain are mother and child. ?"

Elvira: "...?"

Catherine: "Mother Earth, you always talk about it."

Elvira: "..."

Immediately, Elvira's face showed that the clown was actually the same emoji as myself.

"No." The young black-haired girl refuted this statement with a serious face, "Mr. Stark said that the term Mother Earth is not universal, and I just said it casually, and I won't do it in the future. "

Catherine nodded while suppressing a smile.

Finishing the pudding does not mean that lunch is over, let alone that Elvira can eat ten cows in one go, take off her skirt, and put on another simpler outfit. Elvira and Catherine have a tacit understanding headed towards the cafeteria.

After seeing her more often, Catherine quickly discovered Elvira's carefulness in dressing. At the beginning, Elvira was in a state of being willing to try out various styles. ) When she was flat (sect), she preferred to wear trousers. After she successfully got out of the singles and got Captain America, a boyfriend who was so different and sweet, Elvira changed.

The specific performance is that she has an 80% chance of wearing a skirt when meeting Captain America, because it can better show her charm as a girl.

——The latter sentence is the original words of Elvira.

Because of this, after class today, after receiving a text message from Captain America suddenly, Elvira ran back to the dormitory to change into a beautiful floral dress, and then happily went to see her boyfriend.

Catherine thinks this kind of mentality is very normal, and such behavior is also normal, but she didn't really get what Elvira meant, "Wearing a skirt can better show my charm as a girl" The point is not It lies in the charm, but in the four words "being a girl".

But soon, she realized Elvira's thoughts firsthand.

Because she watched her exquisite appearance, the good sister with beautiful long black hair turned into a handsome black-haired guy with a height of [-], deep facial features and charming temperament on the spot.

The cause of the matter is this.

In the third week after school started, Catherine’s badminton club teamed up with two other school sports clubs for team building, which was actually a camouflaged friendship, and Elvira followed suit.

Both of them have boyfriends, and they participated in the team building purely for fun. The only not so wonderful thing is that Catherine's scumbag ex also came to the scene, because the other party happened to be the vice president of the rugby club.

"Long time no see, Kai." The scumbag ex has a good skin, but it's a pity that he treats feelings too rubbish. Catherine rolled her eyes to the sky, and she didn't want to talk to him at all, but the man was still talking to himself, "Why? Didn't you see Eric? Didn't he come with you?" At this point, the man suddenly smiled, a pointed smile that could easily cause others to feel uncomfortable, "After we parted, your gaze It seems to have gotten worse."

"Catherine!" Without waiting for the good sister to get angry, Elvira directly pulled her to the other side, "You go to the toilet with me."

The brown-haired girl took a deep breath and followed her pace cooperatively.

"I'll avenge you later, remember to cooperate with me." After entering the toilet, Elvira said such a sentence, and the next second, before Catherine could react, she changed on the spot. appearance

Catherine: "!!!"

When she returned to the box where the group building was held, Catherine was still in a trance. The former scumbag talked to the companion next to her for a while, and then leaned forward again. Catherine glanced at him and was about to say something. The door of the box He was pushed away again.

Wearing everyday clothes, he looks like a handsome black-haired guy who is about 1.9 meters tall, with a completely new face, which makes him stand out even more.

The skin is very fair, the facial features are handsome and deep, the long straight legs are wrapped in light black trousers, and even the muscle lines of the arms are smooth and smooth, containing the power that makes people's heart beat.

The type who can be amazed at a glance, the type who is 100% likely to be approached on the road, he glanced at the people in the box, and walked in one direction with his long legs. Compared with the other boys in the box, he was like A pink hundred-yuan bill was mixed into a stack of ten-yuan renminbi, which was very conspicuous and outstanding.

"Catherine." The handsome guy went straight to the brown-haired girl, with a slight smile on his face, "I heard from my friend that you are here, so I came here directly." After speaking, he blinked his right eye mischievously, and said Send message.

Sister, here I come!do not be afraid!Let's kill this scum together!

Catherine: "..."

"Kay, is he...?" The former scumbag's expression was obviously not very good, it was a kind of unhappiness similar to being slapped in the face.

Catherine didn't speak, but Elvira spoke before her, "This is your ex-boyfriend? I don't know until I see the real person. He is uglier than the photos."

The scumbag predecessor: "..."

Elvira: "Fortunately, you broke up. His looks are obviously not good enough for you."

"Ha." The former scumbag touched his cheek with his tongue, maybe he thought this action was very handsome, "Who are you? Kai, is this your friend?" He turned his head to look at Catherine, frowning slightly, with a look "How do you know this kind of person" blame expression.

Ugh, Elvira was so disgusted in her heart, but she acted more arrogantly than her scumbag predecessor, "Huh? Isn't my appearance obvious enough? I am Catherine's suitor." She always had a smile on her face, speaking The tone is also very gentle, different from the self-righteousness of her scumbag predecessor, Elvira has adopted the advanced yin and yang strange energy method, just listening to her answer seems quite normal, but her face is written brightly, "Don't pretend, don't pretend, who doesn't know Who" is the line.

The expression of the former scumbag twisted for two seconds, and then aimed the cannon fire at Catherine, who was silent the whole time, "I knew you wouldn't like a muscular man like Eric, he—"

"Hey..." Aiweila, who has almost reached the full level of the scumbag, broke his mouth, "Eric is such a lucky boy, we have a good relationship, and we played basketball together last week, if he didn't take away the beauty Catherine, I would definitely like to be a brother of the opposite sex with him."

Catherine: "..."

"Don't look at me like that, baby, you know, you deserve the best." Elvira made an extremely affectionate appearance dedicatedly, and then turned her attention to the scumbag ex who had a dark complexion and was obviously not good enough. In the body, "The girl I love is too beautiful and too shameless. She doesn't want to be in two boats, unlike some people who always eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot." Speaking of this, Elvira smiled suddenly, "I also have some friends in the tennis club. I heard that you were very close to a girl named Monica? This is not good, Amanda will be angry?"

"OMG!"

The embarrassing and angry scumbag wanted to strike at any disagreement, but Elvira still kept her smiling face, and then kicked the opponent away.

"Don't worry, I'll pay for the medical bills." The atmosphere in the box became tense because of this incident. Elvira showed a comforting smile to the frightened blonde girl, took out her wallet from her trouser pocket, and walked slowly I counted a large stack of money and came out, "I forgot to mention just now, I am a medical student, and your face seems to have a kidney deficiency, I suggest you go to the hospital for an examination as soon as possible."

She put the wad of money next to the man with the ugly expression, a friendly smile on her face.

"The last kind reminder - if you don't have that capital, it's better not to play 3/p with others."

……

The clown is at it again.

When she first heard the news, Elvira was obviously taken aback.

Since the super villain was made dumb by her, she has gradually revealed the essence of a happy comedian. He is either diligently learning sign language or teaching others sign language. At the same time, he has to bear the rebellion of some "students" The act of killing a teacher, in short, is tragic and funny.

Leaving aside why the clown made trouble this time, and how he actually put his idea of ​​making trouble into action, with Batman, a reliable and exclusive dark knight, Elvira generally would not take the initiative to get involved.

But there is a very important premise in this - the clown does not move the person she wants to protect.

After being a mute for so long, learning sign language for so long, and having to find ways to avoid being assassinated by others, the clown has become perverted as expected, although he was quite perverted when he could speak, this time he has been suppressed for so long, and his stamina is even stronger. It was unprecedented, and I don't know how he hooked up with other Gotham villains. When this super carnival planned by the clown happened, the whole Gotham City fell into uncontrollable chaos.

Elvira was very upset. She felt that the clown really didn't have a long memory, and those super villains who had a strange brain circuit and were willing to go crazy with the clown were not worthy of forgiveness.

So she made a decisive move.

The full-level master in costume entered Novice Village, and all the chaos ended very quickly. Elvira ignored the smoky Gotham City and grabbed the clown by the collar, along with a few other supervillains who didn't do anything. Teleported to the suburbs.

As soon as the ban came out, the Gotham villain group headed by the clown became a fish waiting to be slaughtered on the chopping board. The clown with a painted face is indeed a typical figure regarded as a good research object by many psychologists and psychiatrists , at this point, I still have the mood to wink at Elvira.

The young black-haired girl grinned, her figure disappeared in an instant, and then reappeared in an instant. She threw all the clothes she was holding on the ground, and showed a brighter look to the clown whose expression gradually changed. smile.

"Know the dress-up game?"

The chaos in Gotham has gradually subsided.

Batman, dressed in a black suit, shuttles quickly through his city, doing the final finishing work with his assistant Robin and many police officers.

The weather that had been gloomy for most of the day suddenly turned clear, the sky was clear blue, dotted with a few soft white clouds, and the overly bright sun covered the ground with a layer of gold dust.

For Gotham, this is a rare good weather in many years.

Batman squinted his eyes to look at the sun above his head, and the adopted son's strange reminder came from the encrypted communication channel. He frowned slightly, and hurried over according to the coordinates given by the other party.

Gotham East Square, the central square shrouded in sunlight has already gathered a lot of people. Batman didn't show up easily, but just stood on a higher point near the square and observed secretly.

In the center of the square are five supervillains including the clown. Some of them are wearing white gauze skirts, some are wearing miniskirts, their movements and postures are different, but they all hold a pink sign with "pickme" in their hands .

Batman saw the clown standing in the middle at a glance, not only because the other party occupied the naturally eye-catching position of C, but also because the clown holding the sign was wearing the most outrageous and distinctive leopard print bikini.

Batman: "..."

Batman: "????"

The author has something to say: Elvira, a terrifying woman who can kill others with words and actions.

Batman whose eyes were almost blinded: Very well, I already know who the culprit is.