[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

Megatron must have been a beloved leader.

It is so beloved because it will never give up easily on its obviously kicked underlings.

——The above conclusions come from Elvira's personal investigation.

Under the active request of Optimus Prime and the friendly science popularization of the other Autobots, Elvira gave up her smooth operation, and the two first leaders who had been feuding for a long time from different factions had a quick fight.

"To be honest, I'm quite touched." Elvira sighed and took a bite of the small cake, "I didn't expect that Megatron, who looks like a villain at first glance, would care so much about his subordinates."

Autobots:"……"

No, it just wanted to fight Optimus Prime. :)

Two ten-meter-long robot warriors fought on the Gobi Desert full of wind and sand, and unsurprisingly triggered a more violent storm. Out of admiration for Megatron (?), Elvira stood in the tent After watching for a while, he simply entered the tent.

It’s not because of boredom, it’s just that the wind and sand outside are too strong, and you can get half of your mouthful of sand with a bite of a small cake. The sand in the desert obviously doesn’t have the same word as delicious. Elvira weighed it a little bit, and felt that she was still in the Better in a tent.

Originally, under normal circumstances, the big and small storms caused by Optimus Prime and the others were enough to overturn most of the tents on the Gobi Desert, but Avra ​​didn't want to be blown by the wind and sand. If she didn't want to, the tents would not be overturned.

If the method of extinguishing the source is not too eye-catching, Elvira can make this desert disappear directly.

Afterwards, after Elvira ate three packs of potato chips, one bag of jelly, five packs of hot sticks and two pieces of Black Forest cake, the one-on-one hand-to-hand battle between Optimus Prime and Megatron finally came to an end. The one used by Elvira was basically affected by the rest, and the Decepticon members who couldn't move fell or fell on the desert, funny, helpless, and pitiful.

Elvira didn't see the final result of this solo battle, but she guessed that Optimus Prime probably won, because Megatron, who cared about his subordinates, had already begun to blame the other Decepticons who couldn't fart.

"You bastards!"

Speechless Decepticons: "..."

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"I want to take back the evaluation just now." Elvira said, "A person who truly cares about his subordinates will never do such a thing as venting anger. Megatron's design is broken!"

Autobots:"……??"

Why are you still concerned about this matter? ? ?

All in all, all in all, with the blessing of Elvira, a super walking plug-in, the Autobots have won an unprecedented overwhelming victory. Elvira feels that the aliens in this session are obviously not good enough, and there is not a single Decepticon. Those who can fight, the combat effectiveness of the Autobots is not very strong, so she decided to hide the fire source by herself, and then take these Decepticons who can't fight to the car dealership for waste utilization.

Then got blocked.

Optimus Prime is obviously a thoughtful and timely leader, so he can say things like "It is indeed safer to place the source of fire with Elvira" without changing his face, but since Elvira talks about the Decepticons The members always had the tone of a pig that was ready to be slaughtered when it was raised. Out of some kind of Cybertron humanitarian spirit that Optimus Prime didn't want to talk about in detail, it still stopped Elvira's behavior aloud.

"We can contact the person in charge of the Seventh District." Optimus Prime said, "They know the existence of Transformers, and they can also find the place where the Decepticon members are imprisoned."

"Then will they give me money?" Elvira asked.

"...Probably not." Optimus Prime was suspiciously silent for two seconds, "Are you short of money? Elvira."

"No, according to human habits, it's a fool not to take advantage of it."

Optimus Prime: "..."

The rest of the Autobots: "..."

"Forget it, I have nothing to lose anyway." Elvira raised her head with some difficulty, "I can hand over these Decepticons to you, but Bumblebee must follow me in the future."

The little yellow car she turned back from the side of the road is simple and sweet. After the sounder is repaired, it will read beautiful movie lines or play nice lyric songs to her from time to time. Avril likes it very much, so I won’t play it for now. walk it.

"Of course, Bumblebee will stay by your side... to accompany you." Optimus Prime, who realized in time that Elvira does not need the protection of machine soldiers, changed his rhetoric, "If you need anything, call us."

The source of the fire seed is in Elvira, rounding it up means that she is the source of the fire seed. It is one aspect of Avra's strength, and another is that they must consciously shoulder the responsibility of guarding the source of the fire seed.

Including Bumblebee, there are a total of six Autobot members who rushed to the Great Desert this time. According to Optimus Prime, they still have some partners who cannot be contacted. After the person in charge of the seventh district arrives, Optimus Prime They will also continue to search for the lost Autobots that have been lost all over the earth.

Elvira thinks the word "lost" is very spiritual, but she is not going to help Optimus Prime open a second cheat, the Cybertronians are no threat to her, and she has just finished a game called Crisis is an immersive VR game that abuses food.People can't be too lazy, they are easy to be useless if they are lazy for a long time, and the same is true for robots, so she will never deprive Optimus Prime of their difficult exploration opportunities.

Growth comes only through hard work. Elvira believes that the wise Optimus Prime will be able to find all the Autobots left on the earth!

After sneaking back to school with the well-behaved Bumblebee, Avra ​​clicked on Twitter and selectively replied to some messages. If you are too strong, you will easily feel lonely, and the same goes for the ball. After packing several delicacies in the school cafeteria, Elvira started to play with her mobile phone idly, and while she was playing, she suddenly thought of the clown in Gotham. Considering this man's unique ability to make troubles, Elvira felt that it was necessary for her to pay attention, lest the other party When the interest came up, the Black Gate Prison was blown up again.

Elvira thought very well, and she didn't overestimate the clown at all, but the silenced clown really suffered too much grievance that his level shouldn't have to bear - Elvira felt a little bit uncomfortable after she put her vision into the Black Gate Prison. Surprised to find that the clown has learned sign language!

To a certain extent, the clown is completely worthy of being a model of a disabled man, but his ability to deal with things has fallen off a cliff because he cannot use his speech skills. What's more terrible is that he can sign language, and other prisoners can't. Ai The time when Vera paid attention to the clown happened to be the stage when he learned from the pain and began to think of ways to escape from prison and teach others to learn sign language.

Elvira: "..."

For a moment, I don't know whether it is the clown who is pitiful or the other prisoners who are forced to learn sign language.

No, the prison guards seem to be very pitiful... After all, every time they are looking for the escaped clown, they are just teaching sign language to others in other cells...

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Look at what the clown is doing now, is it secretly holding back the bad idea? It was Elvira's whim. Now, knowing that the other party is not doing well... No, because she knows that the other party has no chance to make trouble for the time being, Elvira will The vision changed to Catherine's side.

The parents of the good sisters were still reluctant to move out of Gotham, so Elvira took a little care to ensure that the couple was safe at all times.

At this point, Gotham has already entered a dangerous night. The street trees beside the road are rustling in the wind, and the swaying branches and leaves under the lights cast broken shadows at the feet of passers-by. The dark knight in a bat suit is standing tall. On the eaves of the house, a curvaceous shadow stood in front of him.

Realizing that she seemed to have strayed into a romance scene, Elvira raised a hand and covered her eyes symbolically—the kind that could see the eyeballs through her fingers.

She "saw" Catwoman approaching Batman seductively with light yet graceful steps.

"Whoa, kinda prickly—huh??"

In the field of vision, Batman wearing a mask pushed the opponent away without hesitation, his movements were sharp and his posture was repulsive, fully worthy of the honorary title of titanium alloy straight man.

Elvira who saw Bruce Wayne flirting with his girlfriend outside the coffee shop: ?what happened?I don't like such a hot girl. Did the richest man in Gotham lose his worldly desires after he became Batman? ?

Elvira is very disappointed. This feeling is similar to that you have worked so hard to save money for a month, go to the audio store and buy a passionate action movie that is said to satisfy customers 100%, and only find out after playing it on the computer with full expectation The so-called action movies are just yoga teaching movies with little soup and water, let alone large-scale images that make people's blood pumping. The yoga clothes worn by yoga teachers are long-sleeved trousers!

Elvira: That's it?That's it?

The brunette girl looked away cursingly, and decided not to believe the "Bruce Wayne and 999 Girls' Beautiful Love Story" that Catherine gave her.

In this day and age, it is really difficult for good sisters to build a real sense of trust.

Suddenly awakened, Elvira turned sadness into appetite, and ate most of the snacks in the dormitory in one go. After eating the snacks, she felt empty and lonely again. The cold Elvira turned her vision to the whole New York City, and found that her help was needed After the human beings, they released their own abilities. Because of this, the citizens of New York spent an absolutely peaceful and peaceful night, ranging from committing crimes with guns to robbing wallets... Nothing bad happened or could turn bad things really happen.

The absolute master of this planet wanted such a night, and so such a night appeared.

The hour hand had just crossed zero, and Tony Stark stopped his research at the Avengers Building on the outskirts of New York, and went to the coffee machine next to him to pick up a large cup of iced coffee.

He picked up his phone, clicked on Twitter, and happened to see the new news that Elvira had just posted. The accompanying picture was a table of snacks that had already been eaten.

[If you can't eat it at midnight, why are snacks called "snacks"? 】

Iron Man raised his eyebrows slightly, and commented casually——

[Snacks are foods that your intake must be zero. 】

After a while, there was a new comment under the feed, and the person who left the message was Captain America——

[I have also eaten this brand of chocolate, and it tastes really good. 】

Elvira immediately replied to him: [I still have a lot here, do you want it? 】

Captain America: [No, thank you. 】

After that, the dynamic comment area returned to calm. Iron Man, who was ignored by Elvira, lowered his head and sipped his coffee, picked up his phone and sent a message to Captain America.

——Are you chatting with Elvira now?

The opposite side returned quickly.

——Old Popsicle: Well, what's the matter?

——It’s nothing, I just think that kid will come to give you chocolates soon.

As soon as Iron Man's words were sent out, Captain America who was staying in the bedroom unexpectedly saw Elvira appearing out of nowhere, and the girl held a bag of chocolates in her hand.

It's just that Elvira who delivered the "express" didn't stay in the room for a long time, and then, of course, by the next morning, the entire Avengers base knew that Elvira had traveled thousands of miles and attacked (?) Captain America's bedroom at night.

The black widow who just woke up and learned the big news: "..."

The style of little girls these days is really wild.