[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

Bumblebee, Elvira’s new type of mount turned back from the street, the car is simple and sweet, but there is something wrong with the built-in sound generator, and her speech is always intermittent and weird. Elvira can’t stand this kind of grievance, so she gives It was "fixed".

The bumblebee is not a creature on the earth, and its "root" is not on the earth, so Elvira can't "see" the experience of the bumblebee before it came to the earth, and all the information that the bumblebee can grasp is what the bumblebee told her on its own initiative.

Autobots, Decepticons, Tinder Source, Cybertron... Before Elvira recovered from the familiar name Cybertron, Bumblebee said in a very serious tone: "Decepticons The purpose is to destroy the earth and rebuild a new home on the earth."

Elvira: "..."

Appeared!Aliens who harbored ill intentions towards her!

In fact, although the Bumblebee is the silly and sweet type of Autobots, it is not stupid, let alone digging holes for itself. As soon as Avrila gets in the car, she can find the difference and wave her hand It can repair the sound generator with complex structure and failure for a long time.

She's special, and one that I don't mind showing off.

Bumblebee noticed a kind of "arrogance" similar to Decepticon members from Elvira's words and deeds. Of course, this description is a compliment. In Bumblebee's view, this kind of arrogance displayed by the girl is equal to being very strong and equal to being strong. It can seek Elvira's help and establish a friendly cooperative relationship with the other party.

Knowing that she had become the target of the aliens, Elvira did not panic. Not only did she not panic, but she also watched two puppet shows at ease.The puppet show in Sicily is very wonderful, from the set to the lighting to the costumes are impeccable and perfect, there are also many small shops selling puppet dolls in the streets and alleys, with various shapes and exquisite workmanship, such as warrior puppets in armor, they The clothes on his body are all embellished with shiny metal sheets, and they are matched with exquisite workmanship and brightly colored war robes, making him even more majestic and gorgeous.

Elvira bought two sets of puppet dolls with different styles, intending to give them as gifts to Captain America. After leaving Sicily, the study tour team from MIT stayed in other surrounding cities in Italy for a few days. After the ten-day summer study tour, Avril returned to the apparently empty campus, and began to quietly search for traces of Autobots and Decepticons.

She didn't tell the members of the Avengers about it, and Bumblebee couldn't help expressing her doubts. After all, Elvira also likes to talk about Captain America and Iron Man on weekdays.

“If you help someone just because you should or have to, and because it’s the right thing to do, then there’s no doubt that this person is a real superhero.” Elvira repeated what she had read online, “ Troubling them with something that I can easily solve by myself is a waste of resources, and it is also delaying them from doing more things they want to do, helping others, saving others—” At this point, the girl suddenly laughed Next, "Actually, they shouldn't protect me, I should protect them."

After saying the last sentence, Elvira activated her ability and teleported the bumblebee to a vast desert in central Egypt.

There are a few floating clouds in the blue sky, the bright sun is shining all over the earth, and the breeze brings dry heat.

The moment the bumblebee landed, it consciously transformed into a robot several meters high. It supported the little Elvira with one mechanical hand, and helped her to block the wind and sand.

"You are amazing, Elvira."

The black-haired girl sat cross-legged in the palm of Bumblebee, raising her chin proudly.

"Are you human, Elvira?"

"No." She replied directly, "Bumblebee, will your companions and members of the Decepticons come to us on their own initiative?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Because I already got the fire source." Elvira raised the weird cube in her hand, "Why don't we post a message on Twitter? Send me the coordinates by the way?"

Bumblebee:"……"

Bumblebee:"???"

etc?Haven't we been together all this time?When did you get it? ? ?

"Just now, otherwise why do you think I brought you here?" Elvira felt the panic of the bumblebee from its trembling palm, "You are on the earth, and the source of fire is also on the earth. Nothing can stop me." Elvira patted the right thumb that was afraid of the bumblebee, motioning for the bumblebee to put her down, she walked to a Gobi desert near the desert, and conjured up a monster out of thin air in front of the robot warrior. There is a big tent with a sofa, a TV, and a table full of delicious food. Elvira put the fire source on the table, and transferred the Portuguese egg tarts on the plate to the cube one by one, and then she was very happy Tweets --

[I bought an artistic cube dinner plate online. 】

The bumblebee with good eyesight watched the whole process: "..."

Help!It looks like it has encountered a super scary inhuman!

Elvira, who didn't want to go to them one by one and just wanted to catch them all, adopted a hard-core method that ordinary people, including the people of Cybertron, could not understand. She believed that the bait she released would definitely attract many big fish, but the efficiency of the big fish was not high enough. Too good, Elvira almost finished eating the egg tarts on the fire source without seeing the shadow of the enemy.

"I suggest you learn from Hydra, they are definitely the most effective organization I have ever encountered."

Bumblebee: "..." I don't want to talk.

In this way, we waited until night fell, and after changing the delicacies in the tent for almost three rounds, the deserted Gobi Desert finally ushered in new guests.

Some were flying in the sky, and some were walking on the ground. Elvira opened the tent and took a look. The leader was a tank whose model she didn't know.

"Hey, finally—"

"It's a Decepticon!"

The Bumblebee, which was just parked quietly by the tent, instantly transformed into a tall robot soldier, and rushed out with agility, and Avella didn't stop her. She saw that the tanks, sports cars, and fighter jets in the distance had all turned into machines very similar to the Bumblebee. After the body, he activated his ability with ease——

Before the members of the Decepticons had time to speak harshly, they fell down one after another like dominoes. The mechanical face of Bumblebee showed a humanized bewilderment, which quickly turned into a more humane panic and anxiety. .

"Optimus Prime!"

More than ten minutes later, Elvira stood on the Gobi Desert where a swarm of robot soldiers fell, and in front of her stood six robots several times taller than her.

She used the fire seed source to force the Decepticon members to change back into the car shape, imposed a ban on them, and covered them one by one with tents created out of thin air.

When Elvira was doing these things, the Autobots headed by Optimus Prime didn't make a sound, and even the most irritable Hengpao, who was mistakenly injured at the beginning, behaved like a kitten.

"There should be more members of the Decepticons, right? I mean—the ones who came to Earth."

"Yes, their leader, Megatron, has not yet appeared."

Optimus Prime's voice sounded very leadership, calm and magnetic, and there was even a human kindness in his tone.

"Then I'll just wait here for it to come. Since you're here, it will definitely come." Saying this, Elvira suddenly turned her attention to the bumblebee, "There is no harm if there is no comparison, bumblebee, Why are you so short?"

Big, short Autobot, only five meters in length, Hornet: "..."

It should have sneaked away from the car wash in the first place. _(:з」∠)_

"Didn't you say that the fire seed source is very important to you? Using the fire seed source can make you grow—" Avra ​​couldn't finish her sentence, and two small black spots suddenly appeared in the distance, even if Optimus Prime and the others had just They have already seen how powerful Elvira is, and the moment they sensed the enemy approaching, they reflexively put on a posture ready to fight.

The only thing to blame is that Elvira's time with the Autobots is too short, and her human form is too deceptive.

After Optimus Prime and the others rushed out tacitly, Elvira repeated the coquettish operation of "stopping without making a sound, and then waving her hand to stun the Decepticons". More and more Decepticons fell, and more and more big tents appeared out of thin air.

Elvira has reason to believe that the Decepticons are a group of robots that don't have the awareness of collective combat. At the same time, they are so confident in their own abilities that they even dare to drive themselves into the desert alone.

"Give you a friendly reminder, don't drive any further."

After seeing a Decepticon pretending to be a sports car again, Elvira reminded with conscience that the two Decepticons faintly sensed that something was wrong, but they have not overturned the car since they were hidden on the earth. I rushed over, I didn't know that Elvira was a devil who could take away a piece of Cybertron with a wave of her hand, and she said a few cruel words symbolically, thinking that she would not fall into the prestige of the Decepticons He just rushed over——

Then he squatted peacefully into the solid-color tent of the same style as his teammates.

"These cars look really expensive." Elvira said emotionally, "I'll take them to the car dealership and sell them after I finish the last vote!"

The Autobot who was taken flying all the way: "..."

Decepticons who have been silenced: "..."

The clown is actually myself.JPG

"No, there are also tanks and fighter jets. They have to be changed." Elvira searched for several very classic sports car styles on her mobile phone. The leader of the Decepticons finally arrived late, and Avra ​​found that at the moment Megatron appeared, these Decepticons imprisoned in the tent all had very violent mood swings, but unfortunately they are now moving. I can't even talk, the whole machine is about to explode.

Out of some unexplainable (bad taste) psychology, Elvira lifted the ban on one of the Decepticons, and the next second, a generous voice with obvious grief and indignation resounded throughout the Gobi Desert ——

"Boss run!!!"